My Local Hotties Poppin, My Local Hotties Cool

Michele

Ok, let me start by saying that my favorite part about this girl is that she might have severe A.D.D. ... like never before seen levels, which is absolutely perfect, cause you'll never be bored. It looks like she just hops from one good time to the next. The constant debate going on in my head is beginning to shift towards the Brunettes. Especially after one look at Michele. She's got this winning combination...you know how Tom Brady is cool, calm, and collected? Well, Michele's kinda like that, except she's wild, crazy, and gorgeous. It's the eyes and the smile that get me every goddamn time. Michele, my Belle, tell 'em why you mad, yo....

A typical day for me during the week is sort of repetitive. I wake up, feed my pretty fish Yizzo, go to class, then answer phones and be the counter girl at the pizza place underneath of my apartment. I'm in my 3rd year at West Chester University with a double major in Business Mgt and Criminal Justice. My week nights consist of any tv show on A&E,VH1 and E. But the weekends are a whole other story. Fun for me is spending time with my family but especially my bestfriends. It's like an addiction. We're not the same when we go out to let loose and maybe get a little to wild if one's missing. You'll typically find me up Olde City, shopping in town or at a restaurant with the girls on Sunday recapping all the crazy things that went on over the past weekend. "Sunday Funday!!!"

Sunday Funday, huh? After the restaurant, it's the after party. Dude, the best part about this girl is...criminal justice major. So the next time your drunk ass decides to get arrested for stealin slim jims from 7-11, she can outwit the cop with lawyer talk. "Sir, that's illegal search and seizure. Plus, I've got a bangin booty, so step off" ..... *riiiiip* There goes that citation.

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Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for single guys in the Philly area?

A: The BEST piece of advice I could give a single guy in philly is WISE UP! Dont think we're only smart when it comes to what matches our high heels. We catch bad vibes as much as we reapply our lipgloss...if something just isn't right...we catch on...a lot quicker than you realize. Sorry for coming on a bit strong but stop underestimating us! Also...if you do find us attractive and you do really care about us...show it better please!!!

Ok Michele...FOLLOW UP QUESTION (hopefully, I'll have an answer later)

Ok, so a guy sees you out and about finds you attractive...how ARE guys approaching you, and how SHOULD they approach you.

Ok...sooo, there's an approach that I tend to get when lets say, I'm at the bar/club. It's what I call the "pain in the ass approach". It starts off with him coming over and introducing himself, possibly offer to buy me a drink. (TIP#1: If the girls says no thanks and gives you some kind of excuse...no matter what the excuse...she's most likely not interested, UNLESS she continues with the conversation. If she has more than 2 of her girls by her side BE SMART about every thing you say/do b/c girls ARE picky and CAN/DO/WILL point out silly little things that may stand out about you. TIP#2: Be very VERY aware of this group of friends, if they take notice of you, which I promise you they will, be conscience of their presence as well...offer a round of shots..introduce your friends and vise versa.) Now come on guys, at this point if the girl you originally tried to talk to seems as if she's a little stand off-ish or gives you one word replys to your questions or seems hesitant and doesn't smile much...(TIP#3: Notice the girls smile...if it looks fake shes not interested. If it looks like she's actually smiling because of something you said...your in!) The right way to get a girl, catch her eye. This is the best chance a guy has to get a girl...and it's mainly all her doing, all you have to do is take notice..but not too much like your stawking her. I know when I personally spot a guy out in the club who catches my eye, after I call dibbs and let the girls now (lol) I along with my friends will try to put ourself around him or near his group of friends to try and catch his attention. It's YOUR job to pick up on it! When you finally take notice offer to buy us a round (Sorry guys, I know that sounds terrible but that's THE BEST way to get our attention as well as our friends...you NEED to get in good with her friends...If her friends start picking you apart...all chances are lost. She needs to feel comfortable around you...dont be too touchy feely when your dancing, its just creepy. So basically, be yourself, carry yourself like your the shit, but not too much b/c then you'll just get picked apart for it lol. Sorry guysI know we're difficult...but you should be use to it by now!!!

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Where Beautiful Women Instinctively Flock Like The Salmon Of Capistrano. I'm Talking About A Little Place Called Local Hotties

Terese

My homeboy Pat Burrell yesterday...how about the 2 homeruns, huh? The campaign for Burrell for MVP has started folks. Jump on the bandwagon now. Anyway, here's the lovely Terese. A northeast girl with brains, beauty, and an amazing ability to rock! Terese is the lead singer for a cover band called "The Union". You can find out more about them, and hear more of them, at http://www.theunionrocks.com/. There's something truly hot about a woman who can control a crowd with the sound of her voice. It's just pure confidence and control on the mic. But not only is Terese a rockstar, but she's also a brainiac. "I'm also completing a Masters Degree in Education at Holy Family University and will pursue a PhD at Temple University"....wow. Dr. Terese. If your a doctor in something like education, o people still have to call you Doctor, and do you still get to wear scrubs and just pass it off, like "Dude, I'm a goddamn doctor, BackDaFucUp"? (nice little way of dropping an f-bomb, right? Thanks Onyx and Sticky Fingaz. Oh, and Q from Moesha) ..... The only thing Terese loses points for is wearing Wade Boggs cahmpionship ring. Imagine the damage Burrell could do with a championship ring. Let's get on that, Pat. Thanks Terese!!

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Q: What's your single, best piece of dating advice for the single guys of Philly?

A: Be yourself. Girls don't want to be with someone who puts on a front. Sense of humor is big with me so let yourself be funny... but not a stand up comedian. Have your own life. Don't suddenly make her your be all - end all. Mystery and time apart are great things. Finally, always remember the small things. Big romantic gestures are wonderful, but if a guy remembers that I love Reese Pieces and gets them for me on his way over, that scores major points.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I am currently dating a girl that has a problem with me, masturbating. I have also dated other girls in the past that were also (I guess) grossed out by it. Why do girls have such a problem with it? It's not that big a deal and everyone does it.

-Matt


Dear Masturbating Matty,

Dude, what the hell are you doing, exactly? I got nothing from what you just said. If you are being a freak about it, then YES! It will fall off.. It will fall off, and you will die! Oh, and go blind! Seriously, girls do not have a problem with masturbating. Unless you are so focused on it that it's affecting your sex life. Or it could just be the type of women that you date. Maybe you like that "proper" type of girl who thinks it's disgusting. I honestly don't know of any girl who has a problem with masturbation unless the guy turns into a freak, watches porn all day and stops having sex with their girlfriends. Hell, I have known plenty of women who weren't in the mood and told their guys to beat it.. Literally! Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

**Guys, do you think we can talk about something else other than masturbation??
Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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This Hottie's Advice: Dress For Success

Marina

Let me just tell you what an absolute treat we have for you. This woman is a top notch hottie. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but she's also extremely driven. Marina has her own clothing stores (yes multiple) on South Street...eModa and Fusion. Make sure you check them out next time your down there. One of her stores got a BARREL full of weed mailed to them....and they took the high road and turned it in to the cops. That's the time to stick as much shit as you can into your pockets, and run. I'm almost confused as to what to write today. Marina's a serious business woman. She knows how to make money, and that's a trait thats hard not to love in a woman. But what I've found is...the women who make money, want a guy with the same drive. Which means we actually have to get off our asses, and try to accomplish something. I know...I know...the dreams over. But here's the good side to being productive....it attracts girls like this to guys like us. Anyway, Marinas worked with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park among lots of other celebrities. It's really a pleasure to have her on our site today. I mean, this is the woman that guys strive to marry, and women strive to emulate. I have no doubt you'll be hearing more about this hottie in the future.....Defnitely, definitely READ HER ADVICE!!!!

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Q: Whats your best piece of dating advice for single guys?

A: When it comes to dating in the city of Philly, particularly that all-important first date, most of you know there’s no set formula for success. Blind dates notwithstanding, the question on the mind of both parties is usually, “I know I’m attracted to this person, and we may have a few things in common…but are we compatible?” This question, along with a multitude of others, can often lead to awkwardness…a first-date killer. Potential daters need not fear, however, as there is an antidote to this problem. One of the biggest factors when figuring the success of a first date is confidence, something that comes from within. Unless you’re a model or self-help guru, though, you may not have reached the level of self-confidence you aspire to have…so you look for outside sources. We know what this means…for the guys, a fresh haircut and expensive cologne, and for the ladies, well-applied make-up and tasteful jewelry. And clothing…comfortable, stylish clothing. While some people, particularly women, might not describe the dressier side of their wardrobe as “comfortable,” it’s definitely important to wear something you can at least move around in. No one wants to be dancing with a partner and have their heel break or their dress rip, least of all me. Another thing to be mindful of is the exclusivity of your outfit…with so many trends circulating among the Hollywood elite and us common folk alike, it’s good to try and go for stand-out ensembles that won’t make your date think s/he’s seeing double when you pass people on the street.Hot, exclusive styles are key when planning that perfect date outfit…and one of the best ways to get said outfits is by shopping online (I like to browse around on sites like eModa. com)…you have a much smaller chance of seeing your digs on a passerby, believe me. Once you combine that hot dress or blazer with the exotic smell-goods and accessories, you’re good to go. Until, that is, it’s time to make conversation… "

PS!!!!! check out www.myspace.com/europemoda for the hottest fashion around. Step your game up, son.

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Local Hotties: A Hundred Percent Reason To Remember The Name

Katy O'Leary



Remember the name, fellas. We have another absolutely gorgeous hottie for you today. Katy is another one of the Ninja Babes From Space, which is linked to later in this post. She's got versatility. I mean, this hottie can go from blonde to brunette, from tough to demure, and from schoolgirl to vixen (in fact she's a msth tutor....teehee) My favorite of course being the last transition. Especially if it comes within a 2 minute span. Normally, I'd go on and on about how hot this girl is, but I'm pretty sure these pictures speak for themselves. Plus she can handle a mean sword, so I don't wanna piss her off. I've got future children(s) to worry about. I don't wanna say too much about this hottie. She really gives a good writeup and you can see more if you follow her links....



Let's see... My name is Kathryn Elizabeth O'Leary, but you can call me Katy. I'm 25. I get bored doing just one thing, so I'm generally working three or four(or more) jobs at any given time. Right now I'm working as a caregiver for children, an actress, a promotional model, and a math tutor. I've lived in Philly for two years, but I'm originally from central Ohio(corn and soybeans). My first job in Pennsylvania was as an actress at the PA Renaissance Faire, and you can currently catch me in the sci-fi comedy web-series Ninja Babes From Space (ninjababesfromspace. com). I have an unnatural obsession with The Simpsons and Christopher Guest movies, and I am awesome at playing the air trumpet.



Air Trumpet you say? I happen to play a siiiiick air saxophone. We should get together and make sweet air music. Damnit. That's seriously, the worst effin line I've EVER EVER come up with. Tragically, it's the best I could come up with one short notice. I've gotta go dust off my old math books, and see if I can get a tutor session.
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Q: Katy, what's your BEST piece of dating advice for the single guys in Philly?
A: My best advice for guys is to be confidant with the guy you are, because every chick has something different that turns her on. I, for example, like my dudes funny and hairy(seriously).

Funny and Hairy....Well, I proved today I'm not funny....strike 3.

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Take Me Down To The Paradise City, Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty

Dana

Ohhhhh. My. God. The sun's shining a little brighter today. We've got Dana giving us dating advice and gracing our fine page. Do I even need to say anything more about this girl? This may be the finest thing Jersey ever produced. This makes up for all those years of no left hand turns, Michael Strahan's Gap toothed grin, and Bon Jovi. It's like we took all the top qualities in our hotties and combined them into one ultra hottie. Dana's currently single, but trying to work things out with her ex. Excuse me for being a negative Nancy, but I'm crossing my fingers that things don't work out. It's a combination of the blonde hair, blue eyes, and her addiction to gossip magazines that make this hottie a down to earth, fun woman. Dana, what can you tell these nerds about yourself?

Welllll my name is dana im 23 i live in nj but was spending a lot of time with my ex who is from lansdowne pa. hopefully things work out between us cause i had planned on moving but we'll see.....i go to school at capri institute for skin care. And i will be certified to do facials and stuff and not the facials most guys think about lol. Lets see i am petite about 5'2 as blonde as they come - atleast until thursday :) For fun i will go out with friends to local bars and in the summer you can find me on the beach with a miami vice in hand :)

PETITE TOO! I'm kicking myself in the ass right now wondering where these girls hide out...seriously. I might see a girl who looks like this...maybe once a month. And they certainly AREN'T hangin out at Big Heads. Maybe that's mistake number one. I'm ridiculously awestruck by this hottie. Absolutely gorgeous. Dana, if things don't work out, you can always still make that trek to PA...we'll buy a trailer and proceed to live a white trash lifestyle while I run a website about other hot women who don't really compare, and you do facials and read OK magazine. I'll make you Miami Vices (half pina colada and half Strawberry Daiquiri) and we'll pull the awning out on our trailer and pretend we're at the Jersey shore. Seriously, K-Fed got Britney, so I gotta have a shot in there SOMEWHERE....right? Umm, right? Dammit.

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Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for single guys?

A: Be honest !!! Nothing hurts more than catching your man lieing. Get her flowers once in a while and just make her feel special...

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Pahk The Cah By Tha Bah

Charita

Wow, did the Phillies bullpen look suspect to anyone else last nite? Tom Gordon and Ryan Madsen are bums. So we bring you Charita today. I usually don't like anything good to say about Boston. Charita comes from Newport, Rhode Island, but was transplanted into lovely Philadelphia. I think it was a plan to make the city hotter. I'm gonna go nurse this opening day hangover and hopefully the Sills will do a little better tonite.....Charita, tell em what your working with.

well i was born and raised in newport rhode island. i like to sing, dance and travel, in my spare time i read books. what makes me unique is im not like the other girls out there, i dont have to wear make-up this is natural beauty, i dont have to show off my body just to get a guys attention. when i go out i go to the red sea bar, or you can find me on 69th street and the malls.

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Q: What's you absolute best piece of dating advice?

A: my advice to a single man would be don't rush to be in a relationship because it only brings heartache and pain.

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