Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be wrong

Lil Miss Chrissy

Waddup, suckas? Another horrible day here...rain ALLLLL day. How the hell am I supposed to enjoy the sundresses when it rains? Today, we've got the lovely Lil Miss Chrissy. A 27 year old self proclaimed "retail whore" who comes to us from Blue Bell. Montgomery County breeds em well up there. It's the smile on Chrissy that gets me. A pretty smile can disarm me faster than a kick to the sac.

for my hobbies, I'm really into cooking..I can cook a mean baked macaroni and cheese from scratch. I work out a lot, it's a good way to destress myself, and I'm also studying Ayurveda. Sleep is also one of my most favorite hobbies. I collect pin-up art, and anything with giraffes.

I like to go out with my friends and go dancing or drinking or cause debauchery. I never want a party to end and always like to be the last one standing. I think my friends would say I'm the funny, silly one in the group. I like making people laugh.

Right now I work for Charlotte-Russe, but in the fall I'm going to go to Magnolia School of Beauty to get my esthetician's license so I can become a make-up artist

Ayurveda? What? Google this...I just did, and I might actually be more confused as to what it is. Maybe someone should pass it on to Britney Spears. I mean, that trainwreck can use anything we can toss at her these days. I'm also wondering about the giraffe thing. I'm getting this scary mental image of walking into a bedroom and seeing about 500 stuffed giraffes staring at me. Who knows, maybe it would be like a really quiet audience. Listing sleep as one of your hobbies is perfect, cause I definitely love to sleep. Like constantly. If I didn't think my boss would read this, I'd probably admit to sleeping at my real job. But of course that would be completely unprofessional? Also, I would definitely love to see Lil Miss Chrissy out and about. Women who can make a guy laugh are few and far between. And women who can out drink a guy are reaaaaally tough to find. Drink up, LMC....thanks for all your help!

Tip of the Day

Q: LMC, what's your best piece of dating advice for those single schleps in Philly?

A: My best piece of dating advice for a single guys is always treat a woman with respect... even if all you see is a piece of ass. We ladies like to be the only girl in the room that has your attention, we want to be special to you.

Oh always give me a challenge, it's no fun if I can walk all over you, always play a little hard to get..it's sexy..

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Stacey's Mom Has Got It Goin On

Mel

Milf Alert! Look at this treat we've got for y'all today. Mel aka Cutes is a 29 year old mother of one. Today we're gettin a little bit away from the kissey faces in the cameras, the gangsta peace signs (SaaABS, that means you!), and we're headin into mudslinging zone. This hottie rides quads and dirtbikes and...well I'll let her tell it. I need to shave off this faggy lookin beard.


I currently work in the auto industry as an estimating coordinator where i have worked for the past 4 years. I attend school part time during the evenings to obtain my degree in web development. This is my true passion and i hope to some day open my own company in that field. I have a 7 year old daughter that is the love of my life. In my spare time i love to scrapbook, spend time with friends, fish, play paintball and go quad riding where i get really muddy *wink*.


I am a spontaneous person and an always up for trying anything at least once which might explain all my body piercings and tattoos. Life is short and i want to live everyday to the fullest! My motto is "Work hard but play harder."



I searched long and hard to find pictures of said tattoo, and said piercings. They've been strategically hidden, I've only found one tat and one piercing...(lower left hip). Dammit. Really muddy, huh, Mel? I've never really imagined myself the type to roll around in the dirt, but I'd definitely make an exception here! Check out the advice!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all the single guys in Philly?

A: Don't be afraid to be yourself and do not pretend to be someone you're not. Always be honest no matter what because it is one of the most important things when you are looking to date or start up a relationship. If you start off a potential relationship with lies, chances are they will catch up to you eventually and ruin any chance of a future with that person.

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A Super Dope Homeboy From The Ill Town, And I'm Known As Such..And This Is A Beat, Uh, You Can't Touch

Megan Colley

aka

The MC Project

Ok Fellas, You wanna know what it takes to date a model? We've got Philly's next Top Model here...( vote here topmodel.cwphilly.com ) Megan Colley. I'm not gonna say too much. We've got enough pictures to occupy your time...and look with the words to picture ratio, you've completed your required reading for the day. Good boy, here's a pringle! *pats and rubs head* Yo, Megan, tell 'em why your the illest MC alive....

I am very into music and I love to sing. To me, music is everything. To quote Empire Records, "Music is the glue of the world...it's what holds it all together. Without music, life would be meaningless". I also really enjoy being around my close friends and having good conversation. I have two dogs that I love to death and I love being outdoors camping, fishing, hiking, etc.

After HS, I enrolled at Allegheny College where I studied Biology with focus in the medical aspect of the field. After attending classes for a year, I moved back home and transferred to Arcadia University. There I studied Psychology. I am currently taking a semester off to pursue my dreams of modeling.

I am a working model in Philadelphia, represented by The Reinhard Agency. I have recently been featured in a 6 page spread in the May issue of Mainline Today Magazine. In addition, I have just finished my third season with the Great Bridal Expo, a national runway tour. I have been modeling for about 3 years now and I love what I do =)

Thanks again, MC! Fellas, BE SURE TO VOTE and listen to Megans advice. we've had models on here before, but this is a real live working model. Classy, sophisticated, and beautiful. Don't screw this up.

REMEMBER TO VOTE HERE!! Let's see more of this beauty!

Tip of the Day

Q: MC, What's your best piece of dating advice for all the single guys out here?

A: Be honest, be open, and be yourself. Oh and don't be too corny or cheesy. I hate when guys put on an act to try to impress a girl. It is always best to act how you feel inside.

Unfortunately, I am corny and cheesy. That's no act, Toots!

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Who's The Hippie Now, Hippies?

Erin

Who's The Hippie Now, Hippies?? Greatest words I've ever heard uttered on my friends 21st birthday , as he walked around the apartment parking lot... naked, walking a dog. I crack up every time I think about it. So anyway, onto Erin, the 25 year old hottie from Perkasie. I got an e-mail saying..."i'm hot! A lil short but it come on it works" and I couldn't agree more. I just didn't realize exactly how short we were talkin. Tiny girls are another kryptonite of mine. Every girl I go for is like 5'2 or under...that's so fuckin weird to say out loud. I think it's time to call the shrink again....while I dial the good doctor up, read what Erin has to say about herself....

im a social worker, i have my BA in psychological and social science, im looking to go to grad school asap for mmmm psychology or behavior studies. im learning to brew beer, i like to travel as much as possible, i like camping, running, biking, horseback riding, and all that. a great day for me is a nice hike ended with a good beer and good food.

Erin definitely has those hippie tendencies. Brews her own beer (which is the coolest thing we've ever had a hottie tell us), likes to hike, camp, etc....Just imagine comin home from work and having Erin tell ya, "Hey, Butterballs, I made a new batch of beer today, it'll put you on your ass!" Music to my ears. I didn't know Perkasie was packin hotties like this! What the hell is in Perkasie? I'm definitely a fan of Erin. Great smile, fun..fun girl, and look at the lip ring...it hints at inner freak. She's also the hot girl you've probably overlooked once or twice. Thank god she emailed us, cause we had overlooked her, and it would been a shame to miss out on this one!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your very best piece of dating advice for all those single guys in Philly?

A: guys need to relax, no name dropping or money flashing. a good joke and a compliment is all ya need. its all about how you present yourself, easy goin and easy to talk to, and also how well your attentive to others, basically talk TO us not AT us.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend is against me using Viagra. I have used it a few times in the past. She says that she doesn't like it. When I asked her why, she goes threw this whole fit about "Why? Am I not good enough?" I tried to explain to her that it just makes you last longer and it has nothing to do with desire. She just isn't getting it. A few nights ago, I snuck a Viagra and when I wanted to go for round two, she was complaining about being too tired. I thought I could sweet talk her into the second round when she started accusing me of taking Viagra. I told her that it wasn't a big deal. Once in a while I like to go again without passing out. She told me that if I take them again, she is going to break up with me. What is the big deal? I thought she would really like the fact that I wanted to go again??

-Hard Decision

Dear Hard Decision,

I, personally, am all for the use of Viagra for men AND WOMEN. (Of course, under the careful supervision of your physician) I don't really understand where your girlfriend is coming from. Unless, she doesn't like lasting sessions? You should really ask her to do some research on the drug before ruling it out of the bedroom, completely. You are absolutely right, it has nothing to do with desire. The desire for your girlfriend is already there. The drug helps with circulation to a certain area. The benefits can be wonderful for both parties. I give you a pat on the back for trying to add to your sex life. Most men, want to roll over and go to sleep. If you find that she won't change her mind and your relationship is good (assuming you're not addicted to the little blue pills) then give them up. Perhaps you should try something natural with the same effects? Don't let a good relationship fall apart over sneaking some Viagra. Good luck & thanks for reading.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell
Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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She's Dangerous, That Girl Is So Dangerous..That Hotties A Baaad Girl

Lyssa Lee

I was tryin' to keep Lyssa Lee all to myself until Monday, but due to her extreme hotness and her "come-hither" smile, I couldn't keep her under wraps. I've never posted too soon before, I'm embarrassed. I mean, sure it probably happens on blogs all the time, but not to me. I just couldn't believe (i before e, except after c) that Lyssa said yes. This is why I do this website. Every once in a while we come across beauty that knows no boundaries. Lyssa is a combination of Lindsay Lohan and ...I don't know...maybe a little Cindy Crawford, back when Cindy Crawford was relevant. It's the beauty mark I think. Whatever it is, it works ... and it works well. Lyssa is a 21 year old model and actress who enjoys spending her free time traveling. Notice the Vegas pics. I searched long and hard for a flaw....and I can't find one. This is pure, unadulterated hotness. Hot may not even be the word to describe Lyssa. I don't think they've invented that word. Or it's under wraps from the Shakespeare era, waiting to be uncovered for just this reason. I shoulda paid attention in English class. When not modeling or traveling, this hottie can be found hangin with her friends...dancin it up at any place she can find. So if you can move it like Jason Taylor, you may have a shot with this hottie. I actually had to google Dancing with the Stars, and now I can't wash the gayness off. Anyway, Lyssa, thanks for helping us out gorgeous!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your very best piece of dating advice for all the single guys out there in Philly?

A: For dating i love the unexpected! I love new experiences as well so if my date can come up with something new thats a huge plus! I love when the doors are held open that shows good manners! A turn off is when a guy just talks about how much money they have on a first date! You should be trying to get to know me on a first date, im already impressed enough that i would go out with you, now you should be asking about my life and let me do the talking! :)

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LET'S GO FLYERS!!!!

Michelle

In honor of the Flyers big win last night, we are bringing you what could be the biggest female hockey fan I've ever met. The Flyguyz really braved it out last night. They had their periodic lapse, and were able to fight back to take a 3-1 series lead. So, here's to you Flyers fan...this lass is certainly less rednecky than I thought most hockey fans were, and she certainly doesn't have the trademark mullet, plus that's her and Scotty Upshall....Michelle, go get em!

I'm a 24 year old nursing student, I have my bachelors in liberal arts and psychology, from Neumann College and want to get my second bachelor's to work as a neonatal nurse and work with premmature babies! I work as a nurse assistant in a local hospital,and love what I do. I am a jersey girl through and through, I have grown up every summer down in North Wildwood, and love just sitting on the beach relaxing with my girls drinking a few. For the past few summers, I've been going out in Sea Isle, Avalon and N.Wildwood. I am a huge sports fan, the FLYERS are playing great right now, in the rush for the stanley cup! To every guy, hockey is my football, as much as the average guy is in love with football, i'm that much in love with hockey. The fights, the speed, the skill, ahh its heaven. I love working out at the gym and tanning, snowboarding, surfing, anything with the beach is all me ! I'm a typical jersey blonde beach bum. hanging out in the bars with my girls in the city, our new favorite place is g. lounge, definately not your average place in philly,and going out down the shore during the summer. So if you see us out, were the group of all blondes, come say hey! Were all crazy, fun, outgoing girls.

"the fights, the speed, the skill, ahh its heaven." Rarely have hotter words come out of a woman's mouth. And see, the G. Lounge...hotspot! I've only heard good things about this place, and its only been from the mouths of hot, hot women. Sulligan, make it happen. Book it. Whatever you say. Just get me there. I can't say enough about the lovely Michelle. In fact, I don't even want to cause I think it only ruins what she wrote....check out her tip of the day.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all the single guys in Philly?

A: My best piece of dating advice for those single guys trying to talk to us girls is.....If you see a girl you are interested in, go up and talk to her, or buy her a drink, honestly that is the best way to talk to us girls, it helps get the ball rolling...no cheesy pick up lines needed please. No games, just be honest, we would respect those guys who are honest rather than one who plays games. Don't be too intimidated by us girls, were just looking for a good guy, with good goals, who is hardworking, who has their self together or on their way. We are not looking for a guy to try and get in our pants on the first date, yet alone the second. Seriously so many guys have tried and its just annoying. Whatever happened to a little respect and class, girls need a lil thrill, chase, romance, and someone to sweep them off their feet. And NO NOT ALL JERSEY GIRLS ARE TRASH.

Ahhhhhhh sorry Michelle.....I can't hold it in! TRASH GETS PICKED UP! shit. I couldn't help it. Saw it on a t shirt once, and it stuck...forever. It's become a reflex. Like when some one says "heads up!", I duck like a pussy. Same situation. But hey..wait...that's DARREN "The world is about to end" DAULTON!

Before this ex-Phillies went batshit crazy, he was a fan favorite. A leader on the field and in the bedroom, Dutch was a true hero to us all. Here's to you Dutch, and your ex-wife floating high above our spring training field on the Hooters Billboard. Wait, let me unlatch that jacket thingy you got on....oh, the latch is on the back? weird.

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