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No hottie today. Not out of laziness or lack of beauties but I can't log into blogspot from my comp. I'm sending this from my phone. Fuckin interweb!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I think my girl wants to get married. We have only been together for like a year and a half. She always says stuff about "when we get married." It was kind of cute at first but now I think she is serious. I love her a lot. I just feel like she has a lot of expectations on me. Do you think she is really going in that direction? I'm afraid she is going to freak out because I'm not sure? It's stressing me out.
-Not Ready

Dear Not Ready,

It's possible that she is hinting around to marriage. Women also tend to do things like imagine what our name would sound like with your last name. I have done it. That doesn't mean we really see ourselves marrying that person. It just means if we happen to end up with you, we won't have a stupid last name later on. Some girls can't wait to get married. Usually you can figure out what type of girl you have, early in the relationship. If it comes down to the big M, tell her that this is something you really need to be sure about. It's important to you that the person you decide to marry, will have the same idea of what marriage is. The same view and beliefs. Love is a wonderful thing. Love is not always enough to make a marriage last. You both should have the same values when it comes to this and you need time to be sure. You are not saying that you will never get married. You are just saying yes, I love you. I need more time to come to a real decision about the rest of our lives. It's a very mature way to approach this. She may get upset. Hopefully that will pass. Any logical person would think that the rest of your life is nothing to take lightly. Best of luck!

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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She Call Me Local Hotties, Baby, And I Make Sure She Say That..Ha!

Anna

When I looked at Anna's profile, I thought, definitely a good looking girl....she was extremely receptive to doing our site, but didn't have enough pictures of herself. This made Rob B. Fresh sad. Then Rob B. Fresh came up with a good idea. Talk about yourself in the third person, and see if Anna can do an impromptu photoshoot for the site. And guess what, pimpin'? She did. I saw the pictures, and was immediately blown away by what she calls her "naughty" pics. There's nothing better than a hottie who can do naughty and nice equally well. This 23 year old hottie can be found bartending in the city, where you ask?? Well, read on sucknuts!



My name is Anna and I am a bartender at a bar/restaurant in Center City called Time. I am a huge animal lover and a vegetarian. I love to go out and I love wine and good beer. I will listen to just about anything except for country but prefer house and trance music. My background is Russian and Armenian and I speak fluent Russian. I am originally from Lancaster and no I am not Amish :)



Now, I've never been to Time, but I definitely will go...for two reasons: Anna and the Absinthe. YES! They serve Absinthe. So as Anna says, "Come on out and get silly with the Green Fairy!" The green fairy obviously isn't your buddy when he's about to puke, but rather the effect when you drink absinthe. Also since Anna speaks Russian, I may have to have her come over to my house and eavesdrop on my neighbors. I'm 95% sure their Russian Mafia, but I just can't prove it. Maybe I'm better off not knowing. When planning a date with Anna, do NOT take her to Outback steakhouse, dickie. (First of all, if you take a first date to Outback, please immediately kill yourself) Rather maybe, Saladworks? Where the fuck do you take a vegetarian to eat? Anna is smokin hot on that tiny little frame. That's like a bonus package right there. Hot and fun, and will drown your sorrows away in Absinthe. Besides her look and personality...my other fave (gay word) thing about Anna is the quote she lives by...."I love to get YOU drunk" We're a match made in AA heaven.

Tip of the Day

Q: Killa V, tell 'em what it takes to land a hottie like yourself!

A: Best dating advice... Always go on a second date. Remember, some women tend to be nervous on first dates and this could result in a poor representation of their real character. I have dated guys that I HATED on my first date and ended up loving them the more I got to know them...



Good, cause I make dick jokes when I'm nervous... and I fidget. So on the second date expect less dick jokes, and more sophisticated potty humor that is sure to win you over.

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I'm Shannon Lynn From NBC Dateline, Would You Have A Seat?

Shannon Lynn

Oh my....what we've got for you today is like a female Renaissance woman. There is nothing ...literally nothing..that this 19 year can't or doesn't do. Shannon Lynn is like a female James Bond. I'm not gonna say much about this hottie....she does a good job explaining herself. But seriously, look at the whole package, its un-effin-believable. I'm in awe. Shannon..take it away.

My name is Shannon. I'm 19 and while I consider myself a normal girl, I always seem to contradict myself. I'm far from being normal and thats okay. I'm currently doing online schooling with Penn State for Criminal Justice in hopes of working with the NSA (National Security Administration) doing Investigative Intelligence and Cybercrime. I would go and enjoy the actual college experience if I had the time, but it seems like the only experience I get from that is the workload, and the only time I get is enough to catch a few hours of sleep I've been deprived from. It's okay. I'm used to it, and I'd rather be busy than sitting around looking for something to entertain me. I love what I do and wouldn't change anything about it. You can find me either working, at a photoshoot, working with my record label on my debut CD which is still in the works (no worries guys, keep your eyes.. or should I say ears open, you'll be hearing me soon enough!) or hanging out with my friends and boyfriend. I'm an active girl and very adventurous. I'd rather go extreme mountain climbing rather than stay at home and watch a movie. Don't get me wrong though, I do enjoy my downtime! It's hard finding someone to keep up with me, but I've been lucky enough to be able to. Like any girl, I love shopping, dancing, and just making a complete ass out of myself. It's what I do best.

Oh, and one more thing.. Ravens and Texas Longhorns kick ass =)

Motherf----.....this hottie was goddamn near perfect than she said it.....Ravens kick ass. Unreal. For the first time ever I'll briefly booooo a hottie. Boooooo. Ok, now she also wants to be in the NSA and cybercrimes, huh? So really she's not like a female James Bond, she's like a female Chris Hansen. You know the guy..."So if you didn't plan to have sex with her, why bring the wine coolers and condoms, sir?" Busted! Not only does she wanna rid the world of online stalkers (Stop the Douchebaggery!), but she can also since and dance, and look extremely hot while doing it....Finally check out the advice from Shannon Lynn aka The Body, it's well thought out, and informative.

Tip of the Day

Q: Shannon Lynn, Tell us what it takes to get a woman like you?

A: So you're a single guy and you're looking for a potential girl, but you're just not having the kind of luck that you want. Perhaps you are the sweetest guy in the world and you can't get that girl you've been dying to talk to, or maybe you come off as tough and think you can get anything that walks by you..regardless of whatever you may come off as, the best person to be is yourself. If you are anything but that, we will pick it up right away, and turn around as if you never said a word. Body language can tell a lot. Be comfortable in yourself and confident. If you can't be yourself, what makes you think we want to be with someone who is going to change on us once we get to know them? You've got to be honest and accept who you are before you can attempt to find someone who you expect to love you for you. Lying is the worst thing you can do.

Next, if we're going to take the extra time to look good for you. We expect the same in return. Get a shower (and yes, that does include washing your hair), brush your teeth, shave, and wear something that doesnt look like a hand-me-down from your dad that he wore in the 70's. Put on some jeans and a nice shirt.. and please, please...not something that is 10 sizes too big that makes you look like nothing but an idiot. One more thing.. the added touch of cologne can make a girl remember you even if she can't remember anything else.

Girls like attention, so give us attention, however, before I go further, let me explain what I mean. The attention we want is not the "I want in your pants" kind. If you are interested in a girl, show her you are interested. Do not, I repeat, do not try and get our attention by yelling "hey shorty" as we are walking by, or making some obscene comment. Walk up to us, say hi, and introduce yourself. Taking the time to do that tells us that you're truly interested instead of the thought of just being another "piece of ass" to you. Tell us what sparked your attention and ask more about us. Girls love talking about themselves, and once we feel more comfortable that you're really into us instead of into what we've got under our jeans, then we'll be more willing to open up and find more about you.

Lastly, if we're not interested, then we're just not interested. Don't fret over it, simply move on. Find a girl who is interested in you just as much as you are in her and is going to accept you for who you are. After all, you dont want to be with someone who is going to try and change everything about you, right? Look at it like that, not as rejection. It's going to happen at some point. It may not even be your fault. Sometimes two people just dont mix well together, and thats perfectly fine. If that happens to be, dont push the issue. However, if you stalk and annoy us, we'll only tell our friends about you, and that blows your chances with more potential girls and we know you dont want that! haha

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She Said, "Excuse Me Little Homey I Know You Don't Know Me"

Dee

What is Chase Utley drinking and where can I get some? This dude is sick. I've never witnessed a stretch of hitting like this before. So, any, Go Phils. Today, we're bringing you sheer beauty at it's finest. Dee is a Jersey girl, but I think I can overlook that fact, judging by her extreme hotness. She's that type of hot where even in like 25 years, people are still gonna call her hot. Like, "Dude, your mom is hoooot." Kids from all across town are going to be trying to talk Dee's kid into letting them sleep over. But that's getting ahead of ourselves here...let's see what this 22 year old hottie is into now, shall we?

I work at a cardiology office. I am a medical assistant there. My hobbies include dancing,movies,shopping,graphic design,etc. I graduated lenape high school, went to burlington county college as well as chubb institute(trade school) where i received my certificate for medical assistant. I plan on going back very soon to become an R.N. Thanks!

She's a medical assistant, which will be perfect for some of you. you can finally get that rash checked out. Hint: It's not normal. She also works at a cardiology office, which is fitting considering your heart rate has gone up a few beats per minute since looking at these pictures. I'm really a big fan of Dee. I think she only decided to be Hottie of the Day so we'd stop bugging her to be it. But I'll take what I can get! Beggars can't be choosers, and I've got my tin cup waving. You can also see that she's got some style and class, which is always welcomed here at Philly Hotties. Oh, and she even looks good in hats! That's one of the top tests to great hotness. My real interest here would be seeing her dance. A body and face like that.... in... full.... motion... oh shit I think I'm gonna flatline....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best advice for all us single guys looking to score a woman like you, Dee?

A: My best dating advice..hmm.. that's a tough one. TRULY get to know someone before settling down. People's true colors will eventually shine through. Patience is key, be with someone because they make you happy not but don't DEPEND on them for happiness.

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Gina!...You Go Gurl!

Gina!

Today's hottie is a little different then most we've had on here. Granted, she's still realllly hot, but she's more artsy then we're really used to. I'm not really sure what to say about this lovely hottie. I'm so diggin the smile. ...maybe it's the lips. Gina is 20 years old and resides in Philly. She loves her art, and practices different kinds of natural medication...like holistic healing type shit. It sounds pretty neat....You know what, screw it...Gina, explain yourself out there for these bunch of nitwits.....

I'm 20. I live in Philadelphia. I enjoy writing music and lyrics. I also enjoy painting, drawing, and going out dancing. I practice aura reading and aura healing and I'm learning reiki and homeopathic medicine. aura reading isn't as complicated as it seems. it's about viewing the electro-magnetic energy that surrounds your body. your energy appears through spectrums and it's structure kind of looks like heat off of a hot pavement or a grill. Different colors indicate different feelings and thoughts. ever since I was little I could see colors around people, but didn't know what it meant. I thought I had an eye problem. It wasn't until my late teens that I found out what I was looking at. Now I practice aura reading and aura healing in order to help people. for aura healing, I transfer my own electo magnetic energy through my hands to fill in spots where someone's energy is weak, or to transfer need colors. it really is a unique experience.

I'm gonna try this...I've been in a miserable rut lately, so maybe this will help get me back on track. I don't really understand how it works, but it doesn't sound like it can hurt, right? Somebody back me up here. Not only does the Gina package come with her unique personality and beauty, but it comes wrapped in a tall, slender package. This hotties 5'7, which is a great height for us 6 footers. I am wondering though.....can she actually skate on that thing? And can she ollie and do all other sweet skateboard tricks? Quick! Heelflip! Maybe not, but why do you need to ride it if you look so good next to it. Like a surfboard....I know how to hold it and paddle out like I can surf...so all I really gotta do is run into the ocean, get wet, then sit on the board and bullshit my way through a story. Anywho, Gina seems wise beyond her 20 years, and she sseems pretty interesting....I think we got a hell of a hottie here today.

Tip of the Day

Q: Gina, what's your best piece of dating advice for all the Philly guys out there?

A: Be confident in yourself and don't be afraid of rejection. If you see a girl you might be interested in, relax and start a conversation with her as if you were trying to meet a new friend. Don't go in with a game plan and don't try to remember all the rules of every dating book you've ever read. Girls can easily detect when you're trying too hard and when you're not being genuine. Just be yourself. When a guy would approach me, the thing I would take into consideration most was my comfort level. Not feeling like prey made all the difference in the world. Hope my advice helps!

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So Come Here Hottie, Giiiiirl, Your Now F@ckin' With The Best In The Woooorld

Denneen

So, ummm. yeah, Happy Monday,. Birthdays absolutely blow anymore. The only fun part about them is that you can convince your friends it's your b-day so they have to buy you drinks. Other than that, I'm giving up on them. Today we've got the extremely beautiful Denneen. I honestly wish I had an excuse as to why we haven't had her on earlier....I've just slacked on her. She's another Jersey girl...and after this weekend, I'm done ever driving in Jersey, Those jughandles are retarded. At one light near Medford, I was actually allowed to make a left, but then in order to get back on that road, it was like a giant cluster of shit. Screw you Jersey! But thanks for Denneen.

Well my name Denneen comes from the beginning of my fathers name DENNis and the ending of my mother's kathlEEN, and to top it off I was born on my father's b-day. I work for a builder, doing CADD (Architectural Drafting) and at a bar called Jersey's. Hobbies include, going to the gym, taking care of my two doggies (black lab named Jewel, and a Rott named Skylla) and i guess going out with the girls for some drinks.

Yeah, her girls are hot, too. Lemme tell ya my bartender theory on why they'd make good girlfriends. Obviously we here at Local Hotties like to throw back a few, shocker right? But the bartender girlfriend is cool with that cause she's seen it all when it comes to drinking. She's seen dudes passed out on the bar, puking, enjoying puking, and making fun of their puking friends... Sullivan!!!!!! Denneen is hot, she's got that certain quality that you can't put your finger on, although you'd really like to put more than just a finger on her. You can tell she's fun, and most importantly, she's got a lot of girlfriends. NEVER trust a woman with no girlfriends! Why? I don't know, but in general it seems to be a good rule. Maybe it's like a confidence thing..she just knows she looks good, or doesn't really care if you think she's hot anyway. Anyway, sit back...listen to this hotties advice, and enjoy the pictures...Thank, Denneen.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all us Philly guys??

A: Advice on dating.. ha ha.. Try to find a guy that you can be truly yourself with, that u blab about to your friends, that makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt, and you dream about spending a whole day in bed with. ha ha.. ya, at least thats what I'm looking for...

So as I went to post this, i realized this advice is kinda for women, but take from it what you will. Be yourself, make her dream about spending a day in bed with you...not like hungover chillin, but you know, like, ummm, doin stuff (insert Butthead laugh here)

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