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Christina Vicious

Looky here! What's that we've got today? That's right..it's video! Technology is the shiiiiiit. It's like a glimpse into a whole new view of the hottie. You get to see her in action. First thing first....the Eagles. Great game yesterday, but don't get your hopes up yet. Remember last year, we whipped Detroit, then next week gave up 275 sacks to the Giants, and that rollercoster derailed? Talk to me after next week. Today we've got Christina Vicious. Not to be confused with Lady Von Vicious, our former hottie. Christina comes to us from Cherry Hill, NJ, where the hotties grow like athletes on steroids. Quickly and plentiful. Christina's another hottie who can quickly go from blonde to brunette, and look hot either way. Break us off with some info about yourself, Ms. Vicious.


I'd like to think of myself as a very down to earth laid back kinda girl. I love to make the most out of life, and do things that will put a smile on my face and others. I love to go to the beach and shop, a typical girly girl. The hot weather is the best, the cold weather really can bring my spirits down but i try to not let it. Right now my only line of work is modeling, and I took the year of school at Widener University to focus more on improving myself for modeling.


Heeeey, Girly Girl. There's nothing typical about this hottie. She's got the type of body that makes grown men cry. Look at those boobies !!! (sorry, if I didn't point them out people would be wondering if I was gay and/or blind, and I'm neither). She's also got some personality and some attitude to her. Especially with a name like Christina Vicious. I'm kind of afraid to cross her, but part of me wants to see that wild side. I mean, her motto is " I've got tattoos on places you'd love to lick"...so she must have a shitload of tattoos, cause it's Monday morning and I've yet to eat breakfast. You can find Christina roaming all over the city doing promotions for events, such as the Danny Bonaduce boxing event, and she was also a Wingette at the Wing Bowl. Check out the advice, holmes.

Tip of the Day

Q: Ms. Vicious, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those single, drunken Philly guys?
A: The best advice I can give a single guy is be yourself, show who you really are. If someone likes you for someone your pretending to be what good does that do? Being yourself shows your not afraid, and that you have confidence, and sometimes confidence is one of the sexiest things.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

 

I have been in a relationship for over two years now. I really care about the girl I'm with. We have had a seriously rocky year but I didn't want to give up. For about the last 3 months, I started interacting with another woman. I didn't expect things to be serious. I was in a bad place with my relationship. I thought it would be harmless to talk to someone. Talking lead into other things. There was no pressure or expectation. I was working through my problems with my girlfriend who is overly emotional. Things got better between us and I figured the other thing would just fade away. I have never done anything like this before while I was in a serious relationship. Now I find myself feeling bad. I am the cheater she accused me of being  even when it was not happening. I now have her trust and things are good between us. I feel guilty now that things are so good. The better things are between us, the more I think about it and why I ever did it to begin with. I don't know how to get over it or if I should tell the truth. I am not sure what to do.

 

-Guilt Ridden

 

Dear "Guilt Ridden,"

 

There are tons of reasons why people wander from there committed relationships. You will always use the reason you wandered in the first place to justify why you did it. Whatever the excuses you have come up with, you have broken your word to someone you supposedly care about. That fact will not change. The bottom line is that most people do believe that cheating is wrong. Now the guilt sets in. Guilt can be an awful emotion and also the reason why most men get caught. So you strayed against your better judgement and now you have a dark cloud lingering over your now "almost perfect relationship." What do you do? Well, you can't un-ring a bell. There was a moment that you had a choice to make. That moment is gone. You have to move forward, take what you need from the experience and learn from it. Accept it and whatever consequences may come from your actions. The decision to live with your secret is yours alone, my friend. Telling your girlfriend that you made a mistake and cheated, is not an easy conversation to have. Some people can survive cheating. Seems to me like she was already insecure about what you were doing so she may never be able to understand or forgive. You have a choice to make. No one is perfect and people do learn from their mistakes. I wish you all the best!

 

Sincerely,

Atomic Bombshell

 

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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I Want A Lady In The Street, But A Freak In The Bed

Oh, Ludacris.  With tht one sentence, you singlehandedly summed up what guys want from a woman.  Right?  Ehhh, sort of.  Occasionally I get these e-mails or see some blog posted that asks....well, what do you guys want from a woman?  I hear my boobs are too big, my boobs are too little, my ass looks fat, I'm kinda insecure and jealous, I wanna lose ten pounds and yadda yadda.   I also see the bulletins that tell me that in order to be a good man, I need to hold her hand in the rain, or kiss her forehead when she cries, and always be a gentleman.  Good shit, ladies, but good luck.  That bulletin was made up by some lonely drunk girl, who was obsessing about her lack of a lovelife, and wondering why her boyfriend (who she just cheated on) won't return her calls, and now she's shifting the blame to him.   So sit back as I momentarily get serious and let you into the mind of guys....well, my mind.  (I have ADD, so bear with me)

Ok, so what is it that us guys want?  Is it the playboy bunny with huge fake cans?   Will I ever find a Victoria Secret Model with a Masters in Rocket Science?   No, I'll never find her, but I don't really want her.  What do I want?   I want someone who makes me wanna be a better person.  A woman who inspires me on a daily basis.  Someone just as beautiful inside as I think she is outside.  I want a woman who has a natural beauty, who will look beautiful in sweats and a hat, and  can then turn around and drop my jaw when I take her out to a nice place.  I want someone who I feel the desire to impress, not because I have to , but because I WANT to.   I don't care if she curses, has  big boobs, little boobs or a fat ass.  Don't get me wrong...the looks are what draws the first attraction, but ultimately it's the woman herself who has to keep my attention.  There's nothing I can define here as far as looks or personality.  It's really not that easy to pinpoint.  I've enjoyed the company of brunettes, blondes, big girls, tiny girls, black, white...whatever.  And it seems that the main trait that these women have, in my mind, is that they have the world in the palm of their hands.  I want a woman who can set her mind to something and set out to accomplish it.  Whether she does, or not, is irrelevant.  I want the effort.  I want that confidence in a woman.  I don;t want someone who needs me to call her beautiful just to make her feel better about herself.  I'll call her beautiful when I want.  And I'll mean it everytime.  I also want someone who can call me on my bullshit, and has an opinion of her own.  Someone who can argue sports, work, or general bullshit with me.  Anything.  Having an opinion is a plus.  I also want someone who, when I wake up in the morning, makes me have to pinch myself because I can't believe this woman would want me.   Not in an insecure way, but who gives me that comfort level that I know there's no one else in the world she'd need, but why the hell did she pick me?  Ultimately, ladies, it's not about your looks, or your style of dress. I've seen the most beautiful girls in the world be some of the ugliest.  And I've seen some of the ugliest be some of the most beautiful people I ever met.  

I also want someone who can sit and watch sports with me (any halftime or timeout favors are a bonus, but not expected), or let me watch sports with the guys if she doesn't like football.   Just because you don't like sports doesn't mean you shouldn't give us some time to go out and hang with the fellas.  I don't like shopping, but I'll occasionally do it, or not bitch when you go out a run the credit card bill up, then I'm stuck springing for the next 5 meals.  Someone who understands that, while I still want her, I still need some space once in a while.  A creative outlet like writing about hot women (ok, not the best example), sports, or poker.  And, as I mentioned before I want someone who will call me on my bullshit, but I also want someone who can tolerate it a little bit, and at some point is actually amused by my idiosyncrasies.  Oh, and pick up on my sarcasm, pleaaaase.  Nothing worse than a shitty sense of humor.  I need a girl who can make me laugh a belly laugh at least once every...ehh, two days.  

And sex: Yes I want it...often.  I want it now even.  I want it upside down, inside out, everything from the Ludacris song, except on the 50 yard line of Lincoln Financial Field.  I don't mind hearing about SOME experiences, or maybe hearing a suggestion of what I can do better, or you like this and don't like that.  I listen.  I'll most definitely screw it up again, but sooner or later I'll get it right.  I want you to play nurse, cook in only an apron, and be the naughty librarian once in a while.   Surprise me, and I'll do the same.  What I don't want is some over the top freaky shit that'll make me wonder "what the hell was that?", and "Oh shit, who taught here that?"  If it feels awesome, odds are I won;t even think twice about it though.  And don't tie me up and ballgag me and spank the shit out of me with a wooden paddle called the "attitude adjuster."  I don't even wanna be called daddy (that just weird), but Ayyy Papi works.  Variety is the key to a wild and wonderful sex life.  And remember the peotic words from Bell Biv Devoe, "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down."

When you look at it, maybe guys are just as complicated, but we don't need to show it, or we think we'll look like pussies if we do (welp, I certainly feel that way RIGHT NOW).  Man, good thing I do this anonymously, because I sound like a really big fag, and I'm sure the people who know me are gonna have some fun with this...but it is what it is.  You wanted to know.  I delivered.   Don't expect this kind of honesty from me again.  It's a little incoherent, but whatever, take from it what you can.  Maybe that's why I'm single.

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I Can't Believe I Ate The Whoooole Thing!!

Jacky Joy

Today we've got a little treat. As I've said before...we here at Philly Hotties enjoy multiple flavors of ice cream....Today we've got the Forbidden Fruit Flavor, Jacky Joy. You may recognize Miss Joy from such classics as, "It's Huge!", "My First White Chick 2", or "Ramon is Packin Meat". I've seen a few of this hotties clips, and it seems like she's found a profession that she genuinely loves....so who's to knock it? Everybody wants to find a job that they thoroughly enjoy doing. Jackie comes to us from Bethlehem, not the Jesus country for all you sinners out there. Let's hear what she's got to say!

I am an adult performer, i have been in the industry for 2 1/2 years now. In my spare time i also go to school where im getting a degree in business administration. I love going out to parties, snowboarding in the winter, beach in the summer, and being in front of the camera.

So imagine after a long lonely night, you run into class in the morning, and sitting next to you is "Adult Film Star Jacky Joy"...needless to say, a spare change of pants are in order. Not only is she a successfull adult film entertainer, but she's a budding entrepreneur who has also started her own website, http://www.jackyjoyonline.com/ ....check it out after your mother goes to work. Jacky also likes spending time snowboarding, which could also be fun with a hottie depending on how good or bad she is...if she's horrible just hide behind a tree and have some fun. Also, Jacky's in a contest to help her win the hottest girl in porn award...so please...please..please vote for her. http://www.thehottestgirlinporn.com/ (THESE LINKS ARE NSFW or NSFMA not safe for masturbation addicts...it's a real problem.) Go and vote for her, and today is our one day a month, where we don't need to see your hands while you read the site. Go check this hottie out and help a local girl.

Tip of the Day

Q: Jacky, How can a single, Philly guy impress a woman like you?

A: Dont try to hard, girls hate it when guys are easy and not a challenge. Be short and sweet, just dont go above and beyond like your desperate.

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Straight Up Now Tell Me Is It Gonna Be You And Me Forever...(oh-oh-oh)

Jessica

Welp, I'm a student again...for the first time in a few years, and boy, is that shit weird. First day jitters, and school shopping (Oh, what do I wear?) filled my mind last night. And it went off today without a hitch. Now let's see if I can make it through a 3 and half hour class. 3 and a half hours (!!!) of accounting. Luckily, I've got internet on my phone, so I can browse the lovely Jessica while I'm in class, and think of ways to put her dating advice to work. This 21 year old hottie has a bright future ahead of her. Let's hear what she has to offer.....

My name is Jessica and I'm 21 years old. I'm originally from Phoenixville, PA, and lived in Philly or a while, but now I reside in Bryn Mawr. I had to move when I realized I am just NOT a city girl! I go to La Salle University for Finance & Marketing, but right now I'm taking the semester off to work full time in the financial sector of a biotech company. At night, I work as a promotional model for Anheuser-Busch. As you can see, I'm smart and ambitious, but also a good time! In my free time, I love to go out and get wild with my girls, but I can just as easily appreciate a relaxing night in with my cat and a movie. :)

Meh, cats. That's the only downside I can find on this beauty, unless by cat she means "awesome dog that loves to play fetch." Jessica is a true hottie. She's got the body, (seriously, look at those picture. Unbelievable) and the brains, to blow most guys away. I mean..what's a biotech company? It sounds like something that makes a lot of money, and you gotta puuuuurdy smart to get into. Much like my pants. It takes brains to get into them. (Filler Alert!) Jessica also looks like a classy hottie. Yo ucan take her to a nice restaraunt, or even like a classy Bed and Breakfast, or other things that are classy but are not registering in my brain. Not only does this Bryn Mawr resident like to get down with her girls, but she also likes Paula Abdul (I'm feelin it Dawg!), eating healthy, and she loves to read. Being cultured is a huge turn on for guys...well me. I can't speak for everyone. Let's see what type of advice this hottie will ring off for us, eh?

Tip of the Day

Q: Jessica, what's your very best piece of dating advice for all those guys in Philly?

A: If I have any advice for a shy guy in Philly it's : BE YOURSELF! I truly believe there is someone out there for anyone. If one girl doesn't like your style, move onto the next! Don't try to act cool or cocky. You're not fooling anyone. Trust me, we can smell you fear. Go out, look your best, and approach that girl you like. It doesn't matter if you come off shy. You'd be surprised how many girls will appreciate that honesty and vulnerability. Just give it a shot. :)

"Don't try to act cool or cocky." I'm neither so...no problem there!

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I think I need a little Rosemarie to spice things up...

Rosemarie

Ah, the post labor day hangover...none better. It's a damn shame the Phils couldn't help me out with that issue either. Anyways, we bring you a real hottie, Rosemarie. She just will light your day up with her positivity. She enjoys the beach, but summer at the beach is over fellas...so don't plan on seeing her until next year, sucka. In her own words, she has a "great job, great friends..what more can she ask for"....sounds like a winner, plus she's ridiculously hot :) Take it away for us Rosemarie

Hey there! My name is Rosemarie Grieco and I'm 26 years old. I work for Ben Sherman clothing and I'm an account executive for the men's comtemporary collection. It's very rare when someone can consider their day job a hobby as well. I really love what I do and the company I work for. I'm very fortunate to have such a rewarding career, great friends and supportive family. Oh and not to mention, great genes... :)lol I've spent most of my summer weekends at the beach. I love swimming and laying on the beach. It's probably the most relaxing and theraputic thing I can do for myself in order to unwind after a long week.

Based on what I've heard from others, I'd say the most unique aspect about myself is my silly personality. I'm always in a good mood, if not decent. I like to have fun and always look at the bright side. I might just be the most optomistic person I know. I also think Karma is huge and you get what you give out in some way, shape or form. Not for nothing, but who wants to hang out with a pesimist debbie downer anyway?

Tip of the Day

Q: Rosemarie, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those Philly guys out there?

A: When it comes to dating, the most important advice I can give a guy is one word "moderation". In life, moderation is key with anything. Why wouldn't it be important in the dating scene? I've dated a guy who tried to move way to fast and at the other end of the spectrum, a guy who moved way to slow. If you care about someone don't be afraid to take a chance but don't try and move in together within 5 months.

Quote of the day:
Just because you look good on paper doesn't mean your every girls dream guy. .

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Wait, So I Can Be Voluntarily Lazy Today? And That's Cool? I'm Game

Mariell

Whoa, Nelly. Happy Labor Day and what not. I hope you spend your day not being laborous and drinking your face off, or whatever it is you crazy kids do these days. As I've said before, there must be something in the water in Bucks County that makes girls hotter than necessary. Mariell is not a very common first name...so I looked up it's meaning, and it couldn't be farther from the truth. Mariell (a variant of Mariel) means something with bitter. This hottie certainly doesn't look bitter. Unless bitter means "crazy sexy" and I've been using it wrong all my life. Let's hear a little bit more about this bitter hottie!

A little bit about me... I'm a hairstylist during the week and I bartend in Center City on the weekends. I enjoy both a lot. I spend a lot of free time in a friends studio recording. I love it, I love music. I play the piano as well. That's my creative side. On the other hand I'm pretty athletic. I love sports, I'll always participate even if I'm not good. I love going to Flyers games.. they're awesome live. Snowboarding is by far at the top of that list. I'd like to move out West for a month in the winter and just snowboard. I'm extremely competitive, I can't help it. I come off as quiet and shy until you get to know me...I'm quite the opposite actually. I love trying new things and challenging myself. I cook for fun, and I'm good at it. I'd like to make a lot of money one day (who wouldn't)... and after I buy my M6, I'd like to travel the world and start up a charity where I can cut and style unfortunate peoples hair in different countries for free. A good cut and a half hour of talking to someone can really boost someones confidence and make a difference.

See! No bitterness anywhere!! In fact, she seems upbeat and bubbly. I'd love to see this little bunny on the slopes in her snowboarding gear...but it's been years since I snowboarded, so I'd only make an ass out of myself if I tried to impress her that way. She likes the Fly-Guyz, and wants to change the world. And if you haven't seen the new M6, it's hot. Real hot...kinda like Mariell so I guess it's only fitting she drives one. Plus she's a bartender. I love bartenders cause no matter how much you drink, or what you do when your drunk (are you a hamper pisser?) she's seen it all before. Just don;t flag me and we'll never have to argue. This 23 year old hottie has a lot going for her....so it's only right that we take her advice. You wanna know how to impress a responsible beauty like her? Read on, brother.

Tip of the Day

Q: Mariell, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those Philly guys out there?

A: The best advice I can give for a single guy in Philadelphia is to be yourself. So cliche but really true. The hottest thing for me about a guy is someone who is confident about themselves and passionate about what they do. That can even make your flaws cute. Whatever you do, don't confuse confidence with cockiness. Soooo unattractive.

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