Ally with a Y...I'm Daniel with an L.---NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!

Ally

Oh boy, here we go baby!!! NLCS tonight, and the Phils are goin up against a hot team right now, so let's see how we size up. I feel confident that my main man, Pat the Bat, is gonna have a big series, but tonite we have to rely on Cole the Kid, and guys with other ridiculously juvenile nicknames. So paint the town red and let's get down to the business at hand. Montgomery County is where i now reside for work, and I have to be honest, I absolutely hate it. but I did stumble upon on bright spot for this county......Ally. This brunette beauty makes this county a lovable and fun place to be, but even she knows to get into the city for the nightlife. Unless you like country music (which I looooove) and wanna line dance to Achy Breaky Heart all night at the Montana West. Top it off with the fact that she's smokin hot and barely legal...this hotties got other things goin for her too....



well..my name is Ally,(single) im 19 years old and i'll be 20 in November, i know young..but mature!I live in the phillyburbs! I have 5 tattoos, addicted i wont lie & many more to come ;). There is also nothing more attractive than a guy with tattoos! I work for one of the largest companies in the country, some may know it, Verizon Wireless. I go to work and school full-time..so days off..none, but when i go out i'll be with my girls in old city! to be honest i don't know what i'd do w/o my girls!! also i love nothing more than going out to the club & dancing i dont go much anymore but when i do..the only thing im feeln is the beatt..or a sexy guy that knows how to feel it with me! (a guy that can dance..def. hot!)



A guy that can dance? What qualifies as good dancing? Running man? I can do that ish backwards, pimpin. 5 tattoos? A well placed tattoo on a hottie is always a welcome sight. But, damn Ally, 5?? Another master of the self pic, this hottie can discount your cell phone bill ($248 last month, seriously), and then go out for drinks (virgin daiquiris) and have you spending your newly saved money on her. Ally may be from the Hatfield, the town of hotdogs, but don't let that fool you. This hottie has a little attitude in her, and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. You can catch her has no fear of driving down in her tractor to the big ol' city. Sorry, that's what I picture people in Hatfield driving. Ally's got a great smile and the style to match. So let's really dig deeper and find out some advice from this Pretty Young Thang.

Tip of the Day

Q: Ally, What would be your biggest pet peeve with the guys you meet in Philly?

A: There's probably a few, but my biggest pet peeve with philly guys is how overly conceited they can be! We all get it you're good-looking, love to be center of attention, WHO DOESNT!. but when it comes down to they want to take you out..their schedule is rediculous they say how "popular" they are, places to go, people to see... don't we all?..If a guy is getting your number and wants to take you out, you would think he'd be free. Personally, I'm not gonna waste my time waiting around for a guy that wants to go out if he's not going to make the time and effort to see me..so are there any men out there not lil boys that wanna make that effort? if not..i might have to find me a nice newyorkkerr ..;)


A NEW YORKER??!?!?!?! WTF is that?!

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Luck Be A Hottie Tonite

Mary Helena

Today, I'm gonna relax a weeeee lil' bit and let Mary Helena take the helm for the post. I mean why screw it up when the hottie does such a good job writing about herself....we now continue your regularly scheduled Hottie Gawking.

I am 25 from the Jersey Shore. I am presently in Dental Radiology school and I am excited I will be finished in 8 weeks. I have my A.S. in Social Science with a major in Criminal Justice and also completed my Dental Assistant certification from Ocean County College Professional School. In another year I plan to finish my degree in Applied Science with a major in Dental Hygiene, which I am very excited about.

If I am not as school then I am working. Right now I am doing my hours for state for my Radiology license. As well as marketing and advertisments for a company. At night I work in promotions. Most people in New Jersey know me as the an Offcial Jagerette for the Jagermeister. I also recently started working with Coors Light as well. All together I work with about 28 promotional/marketing companies.

Outside of work and school, I love concerts. I recently seen Alcia Keys at Boardwalk Hall. Great concert. I love my sports as well. I like going to the beach but I never really get to go as much as I would like to. Besides that I love going to movies, sword fighting (I really do not get to as often as I like, but try to). I like art, Broadway shows, going out to eat. I am a Pub girl over a club girl. I love parades and festivals such as Irish fests, Chowder fest and Beer Festivals. My favorite holidays are St. patty's day and Halloween. I love crafts and scrapbooking, I watch discovery health all the time and the investigative shows. I love to bake. Otheriwise, I am mostly a laid back kind of girl. I am usually up for anything as long as it is legal, laugh.

My likes:

Loyalty - along the way many people forgot what this real definition means.

Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel are my favorite all timesingers.

Animals especially Butterflies. I love the outdoors and camping believe it or not.

I have a love for reese and my vice is coffee. Everyone that knows me knows I love my java.

I like shy guys that do come forward.

I like the morals of a 1950's man. One that respects the woman and treats her with romance. I have not found a guy yet that share my ideals with relationships, I hope one is out there and I hope to meet him soon. Morals are seeemingly a past tense these days. So, I hope if he is out there, one day will be his girl.

Dislikes:

Liars, In my experience I say this people. If you tell me the truth I will be mad maybe say somethings but once you lie, you insult my intelligence and that is a bigger disrepect than the lie itself.

Cheaters - why bother, remember how many social networks are out there you will be busted.

Fake Friends _ These are my favorites. You know they are disloayal, usually they become this way when you do good for yourself. back then I would take them to the matresses, now I laugh and know I am two steps ahead and with their one step I will be 5 more.

Tip of the Day

Q: Mary Helena, what would you say is your perfect date??

A: I am again, an old school type of girl. I know this does sound rather odd.

A simple dinner, chicken parm which is my favorite and a glass of wine. i am so happy. I love to be with a person one on one at first. Remember boys, if you drop too much flow the girl has got to go....(see I am a rapper).

Anywways, I believe on sharing the dinner tab. Not on the first date though. I would be happy to him out on the second. In the real world, a man is lucky to pay for his house, loans, car and bills. You cannot expect him to pay for you all the time.

However, yes a simple for casual dinner works for me.

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Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee......

Sandra aka Sandy

Ohh Freakin' Baby!, it's 6:15 am .....and why the hell am I up this early? To ensure that Sandy is up and running on our site today, that's why. It's all about sacrifices and mine is waking up while it's still goddamn dark, scratching myself, and walking to the computer. Hate the game, son. Sandy is all hottie, all the time. Not much more you ask for in a hottie, right? The ever changing hair style which always looks good, the body that just won't quit, and the confidence to never allow it to quit. Pluuuus, she friends with a lot of our past hotties, including Magdalena, Ashley, Danni Plum, Local Celeb Amanda. If I asked for resumes and references, this girl would be the front runner from the start....I've been asking her to do the site for like 2 months. Begging, pleading....and finally, we got the yes. So pay attention...the advice is for the ladies today!



my names Sandra, but everyone knows me as Sandy. l'm 20 years old, single for now :) I live in Somerdale, New Jersey but I'm a philly girl at heart! I work at one of the hottest clubs in the tri-state area, The Roxxy/Bamboo Bar so you guys have to come visit! Most girls say they don't have a type with guys, but I do! I love italian guys, dark hair, great personality, good head on his shoulders & can make me laugh! Where are all of you guys at?! ;)



Waves hands over head like I just don't care, yelling "HERE! RIGHT HERE!" Okay, dark haired Italian guys....Blowouts sold separately? I'm not Italian but I have dark hair and a formidable saus...stop. Seriously, Sandy is true delight to look at this morning. And now she is on the market, and that means nothing but trouble for the fellas. I picture brawls over a hottie like this. I've never been to the Roxxy, but it's now on my short list of things to do, especially if it means getting to run into Sandy and her crew. This hottie's also got some style. She can dress with the hottest of 'em, and she's always up on the latest shit. I love women who know how to dress and understand what a difference an outfit can make. I'm gonna guess Sandy is Italian, but there looks to be some asian flavor thrown in there, right? Is that 6 am playin tricks on me? Well, LADIES....hands where I can see em.....here's the first ever advice for women. Which means, guys, you aren't left out today, you do the opposite. Like if Sandy says, "Ladies, never pay on the first date", you should immediately say, "Ok, so I pay on the first date." Kabeesh?

Tip of the Day

Q: Sandy what's your favorite piece of dating advice for the ladies?

A: My dating advice would be for girls to never seem desperate.Don't go out looking for a guy, let him come to you! Never change for anyone, they should like you for who you are! If a guy ends up not calling or not interested, just remember - there's always someone who is interested and who will call, so just have patience! =)

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Let Go Hott-ies!!

Megan

There's a magical feeling in the air! ThePhils have this city's collective attention span. I watched like 4 plays of the Eagles, got disgusted, and kept on rootin for the Phils. What a bomb from Pat the Bat....wow. Anyway, it's Monday, and we have no baseball til THURSDAY. So to ease up on that Monday morning downer, we're ushering in a new hottie, Megan. Look at the smile on this girl That right there is enough to knock any man down a few pegs. She's got a smile that makes other people smile. Megan is a mild mannered professional by day, who by night, let's out her inner party girl and is ready to cut up dancefloors everywhere. But it's no fun when I tell it....let's hear from this blonde haired beauty. Megan?



My name is Megan and I'm from Northeast Philly. I live in my own apartment with one of girls. I graduated from Community College of Philadelphia in 2005 with an associates degree in Retail Management and Fashion Merchandising. I'm currently a payroll manager for a staffing agency in center city. I love going out partying with my girls as much as possible. I also love to chill and have pizza and a movie night. I love music! Dancing is my hobby if you want to call it that?! LoL I'm very independent and I don't depend on anyone to take care of me. Since I am an only child my girls are my life. I hate being lonely and my biggest fear is fire.



I love a girl who dances like no one is watching....it's refreshing to see a hottie who knows when to take herself seriously, and knows when she can just let loose. Assuming this dancing she speaks of doesn't involves the Carlton dance, then we're all good./ Hell, it may even be hot to see her do the Carlton dance. I'm diggin Megan. Independent women are always a big turn on...I mean, the less I have to work to support people, the more time there is for play, right? And Megan can play with the best of em. Whether it be a nice night out at a local bar, and night down the city, or even the Erin Express, Megan knows her way around the nightlife. But don;t let that fool you. She takes care of her shit during the day. It's like a modern day female Clark Kent. Business Suit by Day, Mahnolos by night. What more could you seriously ask for in a hottie? Toss in her off the wall personality, and this hottie is just an explosion of fun waiting to happen. (That's in NO way meant as a sexual innuendo) So kick back, relax, and heed this hotties advice, holmes.

Tip of the Day

Q: Megan, what is your biggest pet peeve about the opposite sex?

A: My biggest pet peev that guys do is LIE!!! There is no reason to lie. Guys think that it's better to lie then tell the truth and make a girl upset. Hell0o0o...we will be more upset when we find out the truth and figure out that you lied (Because most girls always find out the truth). If guys were more honest with girls there would be a lot less drama. I also hate when guys are too into themselves. Like you might be good looking and Mr. slick rick but you are definitely not gods gift to earth....Let's be serious!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,


I had a situation with a female friend. We would hook up once and a while. We didn't have a verbal agreement or anything. I just thought it was understood that I would "see ya, when I see ya." We were cool and for a long time there were no problems with the way things were. Or so I thought. I guess she started to catch feelings and shit hit the fan when I started seeing someone else. I knew it might be a little awkward but I had no idea how upset she would be. Honestly, I didn't do anything wrong. We had no commitment. I didn't mean to hurt her. I just didn't feel like we were going in that direction. We date totally different types of people. I tried talking to her about it and she is just pissed. I never flaunted the girl I'm dating, in front of her. I tried to be respectful of the situation and was hoping that in time, it would get normal again. I don't understand how she can be so mad if there were no rules or commitment between us?

SIncerely,

"Back to the Friend Zone"


Dear "Back to the Friend Zone,"

Why do men always think that sex will not complicate things? Umm, hello? SEX COMPLICATES THINGS! Even if you do set boundaries and agree to certain things, there is always a weird attachment. What's worse is that our ego's get involved. She may have become attached to you more than she should. She probably should have said something to you about it. On the other hand, you went from sleeping with her to dating someone else. Her ego may be a little crushed. That's like saying "Okay, I have been sleeping with you for X amount of time, but I don't see you as someone I could date so I'm going to date her." Women are complicated beings. We often mistake our hurt ego's, as hurt feelings. You should just try saying you're sorry. I know you didn't do anything wrong but sometimes, just hearing someone say that they are sorry for hurting you or upsetting you, goes a long way. You shouldn't apologize for dating. If this girl is really your friend, then apologize for upsetting her and not discussing it sooner. She will get over it in time. No doubt! Women are resilient creatures. This is your friend, you should handle this with care. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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Philly Hotties In The Buildin, Swagger On A Hundred Thousand Trillion

AmyCakes

Whatta game...for us to basically hit that poorly and still came away with a game 1 victory is a good sign. Cole stuck around and gave us an amazing performance, followed up by an oh so shaky ninth for B. Lidge. Now it's on to C.C. tonite....rut, roh Shaggy. But let's talk about what we came here for shall we? In honor of our national pastime, I'd like to quote Lou Gehrig, and say "Today (-ay,-ay), I consider myself, the luckiest man on the face of the Earth." Ok, that's overdoing it a little bit, but seriously, look at AmyCakes. She's stunning. This petite little Jersey girl kinda reminds me of Kendra, Hef's and Hank Baskett's girl, but sprinkle in a little grace and charm. There's a new measure to hotness, and it's not the casting couch anymore, it's the self picture. And when a woman can look this gorgeous when she's driving(!) then the sky is the limit, fella. Let's hear what Amy has to say about herself....

My name is Amy I am 26 years old from Bayonne, NJ. I currently work in merchandising and I also manage 2 promotional modeling agencies in NYC and NJ. I also model at special events in NYC, Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and Miami. I will be going back to school to pursue my master's degree in International Business at Fordham University in Spring 2009. I love traveling, shopping, and going out with my best friends.

Wow....now that is a full schedule. At 26 years old this hottie has more jobs right now than some people have in a lifetime. Add to it that she's going to school to pursue her masters, and I think we might have a SuperHottie on our hands. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and manages a modeling agency. Just wow. Beauty and brains is a lethal combination. You know you must be hot when people from Vegas are trying to get their hands on you for modeling assignments. Plus, just think, with all those jobs, there's more time for you to lounge around and be lazy (what? that's not attractive? it's all adding up now) I really have nothing to say about this beauty. I'm knocked speechless. Lucky you.

Just The Tip of the Day

Q: AmyCakes, what's your biggest turn on in a guy?

A: My biggest turn on in a guy is education and class, I love nothing more than a mature man that knows how to take care of his girl! I also love a man who works out and takes good care of himself..its sexy to see a man that can tell class from trash and only wants the best for himself. It's a turn on when a guy is motivated and always trying to make his future better, because life is all about progress!

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I Live My Life A Quarter Mile At A Time, Hottie

Kristy

I'm fired up! I got my Chutley jersey on already...I went to class and all I could think aboot (I have a Canadian accent when I concentrate) was "I'm going to a Phillies playoff game...shit yeah" We got past hottie and current ballgirl, Justine, working the sidelines with grace and passion. Snagging line drives and giving them to unsuspecting children instead of drunk creepers. Good work! So today, we're going to give you something on this site we've never had before....DUDES! Just kidding. We've got a kind of a tomboy, girl next door, sweet, but will still light your ass up hottie. She mixes into about 4 different categories...and versatility is best when served with beer. Oh, and I forgot to mention that this hottie tends bar as well. With the nickname, Kristy the Pornstar, let us welcome in this new hottie by telling us a little bit about herself...



Well, my name is Kristy I am 24. I am a bartender and a Medical Transcriptionist. I love playing basketball, and watching my Eagles!! I love to go out with the girls, but I am also a big fan of rebuilding cars, and racing them. I am a registered driver for Grudge Race Wars in Reading, and I have won 22 out of 25 races I ran in.



What the shit is grudge wars you ask? Well, apparently it's drag racing. Which means, she's got a cooler car than your '95 Camry with the gold package. Its cool though, cause a car isn't really an extension of your penis. Unless you drive a segway, then you should cut your penis off. So the tomboy side of Kristy likes to build cars and get dirty, then run out on to the basketball court, and after that go to the local pub and down a few shots of Cuervo. Sounds like my type of woman...hell, that sounds like most of my buddies, but they don't even fix cars. Or have breasts. She also likes the Eagles, which after yesterdays hottie is music to my ears. (Update on Irina: can't make her not like the cowboys, but she hates Romo) Kristy can also shed the clothes and go into a modeling shoot and come out looking like a glamour queen. She's got incredible legs, and a seriously tight body. She also loves to hang out with the girls....She's 22 out of 25 in racing...so, you better be man enough to handle this hottie...check out her advice too. 4 good tips for you schlepprocks.

Tip of the Day

Q: Kristy....what are your top dating advice tips for dudes?

A: Top 4 tips of my dating advice:

1. Be yourself. Honesty is key in a relationship.. if you are looking for someone to truely and genuinely care about you and who you are as a person, you need to show your true colors.. no beating around the bush.


2. Make her laugh, if a man can make me laugh at any given time, he is a keeper.


3. Kiss her and tell her she is beautiful, even if she is in sweatpants, a hoodie- with mascara running down her face. It makes a girl glow from the inside out.


4. Do things she wants to do also. If she is willing to go to a football game with you, go to the mall with her.. or whatever it is she wants to do. Compromise...

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