36-26-36.....Haha..Only If She's A Hottie

Amanda

Ok, no Barry Manilow comments today (OH MANDY...look it up). I'm sure Aman-DUH wouldn't really appreciate it. Or she's heard it before. This hotties just plain hot. I mean...blond hair with red and purple extensions. That's hot, Paris. I think she's a bit of a whippersnapper too, as my grandfather would say. This girl sounds like she can hang with the hottest of the hotties, AND talk shit with the best of the fellas. That's a wonderful combination. Anyway, I'm gonna let this hottie speak for herself. She makes it sound more interesting than me, and I actually gotta work today, so heeeeeeeeeeere's Amanda.

im 5'9 blonde hair with redish/purple highlights blue eyes 36-26-36 .. i am a hooters girl at the trump marina down atlantic city. i go to school full time majoring in communications, i want to be a sports broadcaster. i also model in my spare time. i love love love all Philadelphia teams. i love sports in general. i love going out to the the city with my favs (best friends). i love bar hopping in the city & going to all the clubs. i am extremely talkative and bubbly. i love meeting new people. i live the sweet life. i have the most amazing family, most craziest friends, and the best job a girl could have. what more can i ask for?

Tip of the Day

Q: What body type do you prefer on guys?

A: My guy body type....would have to be built, jacked, diesel, strong enough to handle me ;)

I think I'm up for the challenge. I may not look like much, Amanda, but I've been drinking milk.

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This Hottie Moves Her Body Like A Cyclone

Nicki C

Ok, I've been getting all over the Philly girls all week for not representing. So I compromised, and picked a hottie who was born in North Jersey (the land of mobsters, and Bon Jovi haircuts), but migrated to Lasalle University. This girl is goddamn smokin. I'm in love with brunettes. Look at the beautiful smile...Nicki's Colombian and Italian. Throw some hot sauce on there, and she's an even tastier treat. It's been my experience that hot sauce goes with anything. This girl might have enough spice where I can pass up the hot sauce. Let's see...where to start..she's cultured. Nicki C is an artist, and her art is painting and drawing. Yes, yambag, there's more to art than painting and drawing. I mean, look at rap music! She also took....wait for it...belly dancing lessons. YES!! That's the perfect Hottie Hobbie! I'll be trying to persuade Nicki to hold belly dancing classes to all of our hotties for a minimal fee, with minimal nudity. And hottie can shop too! Hopefully it's not on my dime, cause basically that's all I got. She'd be getting a tootsie roll. That's not a phallic comment. Just all I can afford. I'd probably rob a bank to take this hottie out. She loves to eat so I'd impress her by taking her somewhere nice. I can't believe that a hottie like this lists eating as one of her hobbies. The body is siiiiiick. Her advice is simple and to the point. Take it. Apparently, we've all got a little more working out to do.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's type of body do you prefer on a guy?

A: Let's see....i like big guys, tall,built

Fumbles Sulligan...your out. Your tall, but lumpy and awkward do NOT count as built.

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Wnna Hit The After Party? Cause All The Hotties Are Comin With Me

Ashley

Wow philly ladies...wow...I'm really disappointed. Not so much mad, but disappointed. Jersey steps up big AGAIN. Today's hottie was referred to us by Miss KellBell herself. You know, Kelly with the lips from last week. Another barely legal Jersey hottie. Ashley is a student.....a very hot student. I'm gonna enroll back in college because apparently that where all the hotties hang out. I don;t even care about the education, just let me stare at the girls all day. Group project please! Anywayyy, this hottie loves to hang out and chill with her friends. Loves to party, and loves to drink. She also says she has a very innocent look (I agree), but isn't as innocent as she might seem. I say...Prove It! Put your money where your mouth is....lol. She also says that one thing that makes her unique is that she is happier making other people happy and taking care of them, than she is making herself happy. Niiiiice. She's gonna make a good nurse. Hell, she could come in and give me the wrong medication and I'd still be thrilled just to have a hot nurse. Suddenly the pain is bearable. Seriously, just look at this one....I'm pretty impressed with myself. And with her. Thanks Ashley!

Tip of the day

Q: What type of body type do you prefer on a guy?

A: hmmmm.. what time i body do i prefer on a guy....well i love italian guys soo i would have to say brown hair olive skin with a real tight body. i love guys that are reall build and cut but not to big they dont have a neck and i wouldnt mind a cute butt ha.

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Hottie Got Class...Oh Behave!

Nicole

Another Jersey Hottie! Will the Philly hotties PUH-LEASE stand up?. Your slackin in your mackin (?)...Anyways, this hottie comes to us from Marlton, but goes to Cabrini college where she's a nursing student. And I bet she looks good in a little nurses outfit! Pretty good. Preeeetty, pretty good. You can catch her spending time watching the Eagles...i think she has her own helmet. Not like those gypsy helmets you get when your 5, it's an authentic BWestbrook type helmet. You can also catch this hottie spending her summers in Sea Isle. try to catch her at the No shower Happy Hour. I love Sea isle summer girls. Again...she's from Jersey, and goes to Sea Isle in the summer. Definitely a certain level of fun to this girl. She's got a beautiful smile, and this girls got style too. She runs with a hot hot hot group of friends. I don't get it. Where do these girls hang out? Seriously...I never see them, or maybe I'm just way to wasted to see anything. Again..not many flaws to this one....fortunately for you guys, I have impeccable taste when it comes to finding women you can stare at but won't talk to. Take her advice. Style's important and this hottie's perfect to ask for this question of the week!

Tip of the Day

Q: How important is a guy's style?


A: Guys style is really important! I like a mans man. I hate the gangster look! And no guy should take longer then me to pick out an outfit! And please nooo dirty shoes haha





So basically the G-Unit look is Oh-oh-oh- O-U-T! So drop the baggy pants...don't make em to tight...get a fresh pair of kicks and you'll be ok. Now, just what can we do about your face.....hmmmm

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And She's Got The Goods, Hottie Got That Ass, I Got To Look, Sorry

Kelly (aka KellBell)


Jersey What?! JERSEY WHAT?! This hottie is an 18 year old student who loves her phillies and loves hangin out with the girls. She advertises herself as very single, but that does not mean you should e-mail with long spellchecked words that no one knows the meaning of anyway..i.e. DoucheBag Of the Week below) She's a big goofball, but seriously she could be a big asshole and if she's rockin a Phillies Jersey like that, I don't give an effffff. Goofballs are usually the most fun to hang out with anyway. you never know what's comin next. I've danced in parking lots, shown off my running man, and got lost in Delaware all because of goofball hotties. Kelly's also not afraid to tell it like it is. She knows how to put a man/pervert in her place with just one sentence, but according to her, she also knows when to shut the hell up. That's another bonus quality. She's shy at first, but once she warms up she tends to get a little crazy. But it's a good kind of crazy..I mean, you can check her pics. Look into the eyes...she doesn't look psycho crazy, but more fun crazy. Let's go light a bag of dogshit on fire crazy. You know?

Tip of the Day

Q: How important is a guy's style?

A: sure..if a guy doesnt dress nice it shows he's sloppy and thats a big turn off so i like a guy that has good taste in clothes

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Hotties Lie, Too! Old Gray Sweatpants Turn Them On

KELLLLL


Naughty Teacher! Naughty Teacher! This hottie is a student at Temple University, and is majoring in elementary education. Again, I need to emphasize the fact that if all teachers looked like this, I'd currently be a rocket scientist and not a pervy website CEO. And guess who this hotties friends with??? Our very own Miss Monday, Jenny Rae. Oh Jenny Rae. She's currently gone brunette and looks as hot as ever, but back to Kellllll. I'm developing a theory that hotties are like wolves. They travel in packs and are very seldom found wandering the wilderness on their own. She's another diehard Eagles fan, but can't the Phils or Sixers get any love??? I understand not liking the Flyers. I mean, do they even exist anymore? This hottie says she's no good at taking pictures, but from the looks of it, I'd beg to differ. The camera loves her. Well, if it had feelings it would...you know, like, like her MORE than a friend. Like, like her, like her. OHHH and she's a Parkette, which means she works at the Philly Casino. I don't gamble because I'm complete mush, but I'd let this hottie throw my money down and place a few bets. so get on over to the race track and tip this hottie. And by tip, i don't mean be a smartass and give her some retarded advice with a stupid smirk on your face. Grow up.

Tip of the Day

Q: How important is a guy's style?

A: I would say a guys style is extremly important! I think that you can tell a guys personality but his style, its a dead giveaway! Guys wearing baggy clothes is a No No and also whats with guys wearing girls jeans? Are you kidding me??

So guys...keep your sisters pants in your sisters closet. Don't dress like Malibu's Most Wanted, even though your THINK your 10 dollar chain looks "fly". It doesn't. You look like a dick.

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HOTTTIE! I'm Tired Of Using Technology. Why Don't You Sit Down On Top Of Me!

Sam

Oh what a treat.....seriously...BARELY LEGAL ALERT! This hotties 19, and is currently studying to be a nurse. I don't even know here to go with that one...so many options. The hot nurses outfit, mouth to mouth jokes, there's just so many options. I'll just do what this hottie would do if she was hanging out with me, and not touch it. Her friends call her a guy because she's into guy activities..like football, golf and fishing. Do I go with the obligatory I wonder if she can wash my balls joke? Golf Balls! OH! Just did, didn't I? For real though, she loves the Eagles, even if they are breaking our hearts this year, and you can normally find her tailgating somewhere. She's shy at first, but once you get her to open up she's wild! Sam's also a cheap date. McDonalds and a movie. Sweet. I can afford this one. She just can't supersize that shit. I gotta draw a line somewhere. She also shares the Local Hottie trait of partying with her girls, and being able to have fun whenever, wherever. So to recap....really really hot, a nurse who can handle a nine iron, and a long rod. Ugh, I'm disgusting myself with the double entendres. That means that what I'm saying can have multiple meanings, retard. ALSO, she's not high maintenance and can talk football with you. OK...so um, yeah, I can't find a flaw. Great rack too. I'm guessing she can play pool. Thanks again Sam!

Tip of the Day

Q:How important is a guy's style??

A: A guy's style is very important. You can tell what kind of person he is by the way he dresses. You don't want a guy to wear baggy jeans and a t-shirt to a nice restaurant, not real classy. My biggest turn off is guys wearing flip-flops! Definately a no no.

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