Take Heed Cause I'm A Lyrical Poet, Local Hotties On The Scene Just In Case You Didn't Know It

Alinna Marie

I don't even know where to begin with this hottie....Double name. Alinna is from Trenton, where Trenton Makes and Local Hotties Takes. She's 22 years old and works "for the county at welfare". I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'll be lining up in Trenton on the 1st to get my government cheese. Just so I can get a glimpse of this hottie. And because I hear foodstamps are the shiiiiiit. I'm gonna roll up like ODB, in a limo popping champagne. Trust me, I've done worse. Alinna loves hitting up Philly on the weekends to get her swerve on. She loves fine dining and loves to travel. an expensive date, but look at her...money well spent. She travels at least twice a year, and her favorite destination is Cancun. Hearing that is like music to my ears. She's a party girl.....perhaps dare I say... a Girl Gone Wild maybe? Now that would be an ultimate co-ed fantasy come true....like the commercial promises. In the new year Alinna will be starting school in order to become a social worker. A hottie with a heart who enjoys helping people. But come summertime...its all about the party. You can find her sitting on the beach as much as possible, sucking down a few cocktails and making sure she has no tan lines. I made the tan lines part up...I didn't see any in the pictures so I'm using my overactive imagination. I've finally put it to good use...screw you Doctor! My favorite thing about this hottie.....the smile. It's that "I'm good but I can be oh so bad" smile. Absolutely beautiful! I begged her to be on the site, and we finally got her! So sit back relax, stop molesting yourself and read this hotties advice. Thank you Alinna!

Tip of the Day

Q: Is there really such a thing as a girl having a best guy friend? Or is that trouble waiting to happen?

A: yes i think its possible for a girl to have a guy best friend.. you have to appreciate the friendship you have with that person because if they were to hook up the friendship would never be the same...its good because a guy and a girl can learn a great deal from each other. Guys learn how to listen because girls love to girl talk and discuss things, while girls can get inside information how men think, or why men do this and that ..its good to have the oppisite sex opinion..lol

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Jenni Lynn, Eat Your Food! Gosh!

Jenni Lynn

This week we're tackling the age old dillemma of hotties who have guys as best friends. Is it normal, will it be a problem, are you gay? I think in smoe way or another the answer is yes to all qustions, fruitcake. Today we've brought you the lovely Jenni Lynn. This 23 year old beauty is all brains. Don't let her ditzy demeanor confuse you, this hottie is Smart. S-M-R-T, to steal a line from Homer Simpson. She graduated at the top of her class in High School and college! she also has the old doublename syndrome, which is key for a hottie. It's a never fail rule, like gravity. Two names = double the hotness. Jenni Lynn also loves change and despises drama. She's constantly changing her look just out of boredom. I do that too. Then it goes horribly wrong, and I'm left with my hands down my extremely tight jeans (poor purchase) while my feaux-hawk blows in the wind. I'm not a big proponent of change. For Jenni Lynn though, I love it. Beautiful smile and a fun girl all in one package. She's also got a lip piercing, which leads me to believe that she's got a freaky side to her. It begs me to ask the question...what else is pierced, and why is it pierced? I'm intimidated by smart hotties though. I sometimes think they're too bright for my filthy sense of humor, and my not-so-witty lines. Basically, dumb and cute is what I work best with....like an artist with oil paints. Needless to say, I'm a fan of this one. If she didn't have a boyfriend, I'd propose.

Tip of the Day

Q: Is there really such a thing as a girl having a best guy friend? Or is that trouble waiting to happen?

A: My best friend is a guy, Matty cakes, and yes i have a boyfriend and hes fine with it. as long as there's trust in your relationship there shouldn't be a problem. I just think you need to explain to your guy about your relationship with your guy best friend and that there's nothing to worry about. Hes been my friend forever and we're super close and i love him to death but nothing romantically has ever happen between us. He just like a brother to me!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,
Why does it seem like most hot girls are crazy? Every hot girl that I have ever dated ends up being mean, moody or thinks the world revolves around them? Why isn't there such a thing a sweet, nice and normal hot girl?

Adam


Dear Adam,

I'm going to disagree with you and say that there are PLENTY of nice, sweet, and normal, beautiful women in the world! I'm guessing you are probably attracted to the same type of girl and are unaware of it at the time. Also, it seems that the girls you are attracted have what I like to call "Hot Chick Syndrome." Trust me, it's a real thing! I, myself have moderately suffered from it. What is HCS? Some girls who are exceptionally pretty and that have been spoiled since childhood, tend to feel that they can say and do whatever they want to the men in their lives because MEN HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO GET AWAY WITH IT! We think that because we are pretty, the world will forgive our bad behavior and bad attitudes. What is the treatment for HCS? In my experience, it has been humility and maturity. There is NO CURE for HCS. I have two things to suggest to you: 1) Try and figure out why you are attracted to that type of woman. 2) STOP allowing and rewarding bad behavior from someone you feel is mean, moody or selfish. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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Who The Hell Is This? Pagin Me At 5:46 In Tha Mornin', Local Hotties, Now I'm Yawnin

Lauren

Gina Gershon....THAT'S who she reminds me of!!! Ooooh, Gina Gershon. Lauren grew up in Philly and just turned 21. Happy Belated Birthday! The interesting thing (at least to me) is that she originally went to the same college as me. Good ol' Bloomsburg University. Sounds like she had the same outcome as me, I only assume she had the same outcome because like 95% of kids I know who went there had said outcome. Everyone except Ringo, but he mighta been blowing the Dean. Lauren now attends CCP and is studying to be a sign language interpreter. How do you say " I love to be slathered in Peanut Butter" in sign language? Lauren's a rocker type chick. She's got the tattoos, loves Famous Stars and Straps clothing, and looks friggin hot wearing it. Friggin's the word of the day. Be sure to say it to your boss. They love new words, it shows your an innovative thinker. When Laurens not going to school, she's an assistant manager at a retail store, and also claims she loves to party. Well, Lauren, I'll take you up on that and challenge you to a drink off! First one to show off last nights dinner loses. I don't know what else to say about this Hottie. It's Friday, I love her (the idea of her...thanks Bombshell) and I'm going to find a happy hour that will accept me for me. Lauren...meet me there. We've got important binge drinking business to handle. Guys, just a warning. If you inappropriately hit on this hottie, I think she will punch you....and it will hurt. So keep the line about trousers and snakes to yourself. Try "This guy behind me keeps hitting on me...will you pretend to know me?" Then wave to your buddy...works like a charm. The rest is up to you....which could make for a sad, sad story.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had ONE piece of dating advice for guys...what would it be?

A: The best advice one can take while in a relationship or dating is to not hold grudges from past relationships and take them into the new developing one. Too many people blame a problem or issue in a new relationship because they are still stuck on what an ex used to do. Give every person their fair chance, and treat them the way you would like to be treated. Always hear their side of the story, even if you don't agree with it, it will show you into their world, and heart and you will learn more about that person then you imagined.

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I Can't Stand The Rain Like Missy Elliott

Rinko

What a crappy day. I literally despise rain. But the show must go on, so we brought you Rinko. The name alone makes her stand out from the crowd. She was originally born in Japan, and moved to the US 7 years ago. She lived in San Diego...aka Whales Vagina, then moved to Philly. The culture in Philly has stuck to her. She loves all things this fine city has to offer. Rocky, Phillies, Eagles..... apparently not too many cheesesteaks judging from those pictures. You can catch Rinko out on the town, partying it up with her girlfriends..all dressed up anbd lookin for trouble. And this winter, she's gonna try snowboarding. Any of you freaks instructors? You can help her out! I have to be honest, I think she still has a lingering accent, which makes my Gap jeans melt. She graduated from Temple also, making her a true Philly chick. That adds some brains to the beauty. Check her out for yourself. Added bonus to this hottie...she can play bar games. She can play pool, darts, and poker...which apparently has become a bar game in the last year or two. Hotties who play bar games are automatically awesome. It's a law....like don't touch the girl under 18 years old. Sure, you can stare...but do not touch!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had ONE piece of dating advice for guys....what would it be?

A: playing game is for boys not for men. come straight forward and show your affection/attraction to the girl that u r romantically interested in. no guessing games.If u r dumb, u will be dumpted. if u r a jerk, u will get a same kind. you have to be real to get a real woman. simple isnt it?

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ROXANNE! You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light

Roxanne

Ok, so the choice of lyrics today didn't really push my creative boundaries. I doubt you're reading this anyway. Just look at the pretty pictures and smile. I never EVER thought I'd say this on our website, but I think I found the ultimate hottie. There's something classy and sophisticated about Roxanne. Smart, and beautiful..all rolled into a tiny, leggy package. This 23 year old Jersey gal graduated from Penn State, and check this out....she now works as a nurse in a prison, where she's one of the only women to work in that ward. What the......I thought prison was supposed to suck! And check this out...here comes Karma to bite me in the ass....after my non-PC rant about conspiracies and JMAC, this hottie spends her time volunteering for children with special needs. Oh, kick me in the nuts! I did her volunteer work for one day in high school, and I can honestly say, it takes a lot more than you might think. And it's not as funny when you see it in person. Roxanne really looks like a lot of fun...I think she can hang out with the best of them. Look at the beauty here...from top to bottom. Gorgeous face....all the way down to those long legs. This is what a woman should look like. I'm rambling. Actually awstruck. Seriously, I'll be back tomorrow, I need to go steal an old lady's walker and right before that I need to go to the hospital and get sneezed on. The sicker the better while I'm doing my time. I just need to find a chastity belt first. Hey, maybe my ex-girlfriend still has one!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of dating advice to give guys...what would it be?

A: My advice for a guy would be, always be honest, and never mislead a woman. A woman' heart should never be toyed with!

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So Let The Voice Of freedom, Sing Out Through The Land, This Is Our Hottie!

Natalie

I've been big into conspiracy theories lately. Like why'd Mike Vick get 2 years, but a former NBA player busted doing the same thing got probation..not as big of a name? Also, I don't believe the infamous J-Mac, the mentally challenged posterboy who hit 6 three pointers in a basketball game, was really mentally challenged. I mean, where was his helmet and elbow pads? Corey Haim played a better mentally challnged character in Lucas. And tomboys....do they really exist, and why do I find them soooo hot? I decided to explore the tomboy conspiracy out of fear for verbal lashbacks, and hell if I continued to pursue th eJMAC theory. I came across Natalie, who is a 24 year old hottie and tomboy. She used to play softball and hang with the boys. While now she's smoking hot, she doesn't particularly agree with the way she's treated now. She liked being treated as one of the boys, just hanging out playing I'll show your mine...or riding bikes around the hood. I wonder who the tomboy I graduated with is...BRCR? Is there a hidden one I'm not sure of....I mean its been a few years. Anywhoooo, I wanted to have Natalie up last week, but she wouldn't have been around to see it. She just spent her b-day in Vegas this weekend. Ahhh, the stories she could tell. I'm personally afraid of Vegas....I fear it more than spiders, and other bugs. Natalie is smokin hot though. Great body (athletic!) and fun personality. What more could you ask for,. All women should be tomboys! And are tomboys hot because they can do guy things and enjoy them? Like, I could probably ask Natalie to play me one on one in basketball and she'd be like "Shit yeah!" I mean, it wouldn't really be a game regardless because men are superior athletes...but I couldn't foul out either so I can grab all I want. Here's Nat's thoughts on why she likes being a tomboy....

I used to be a huge tomboy when I was younger until a few years ago and even though I look different, I still am the same girl that people once knew and its eye-opening how differently you get treated just based upon your looks....and honestly...I wish I still was treated as I was when I didnt look the way I do now...it was easier to see who was real and who was fake, and who was honest and who was not....

Makes you think huh? Am I that shallow? I mean..I help run a website based on how hot girls are...with voting machines and comments. And I've turned girls down to be on the site because I haven't felt they were up to our standards. And if I'm shallow, are you shallow for reading this...and more importantly ....do I care? Nope!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of dating advice for guys....what would it be?

A: My advice to a guy.....just be yourself! If you have to act differently just to get a girl's attention its not going to work and if you have to change for someone, they arent worth it anyway!

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