It's Suicide. You've Seen Her, You've Seen How Hot She Is...You Can't Win.

Elena

I stole today's headline form a movie, but replaced a few words. Guess the movie and win a dollar! It's official...Pat Burrell for MVP has now begun, and will continue the rest of the year! How can it not after last nights bottom of the ninth 2-run jack to tie it?? Anyway,. the Fly-guys won too, which ...yay! Although the leagues making it quite clear they want that Sidney-Ovechkin matchup...Onto today's hottie, Elena. This hottie is 22 years old, and is reppin Vineland, NJ. You may notice her from your Preston and Steve calendar that's hangin in your pimped out cubicle. You know, right next to the photoshopped picture of you and Pee-Wee Herman. Elena is Miss July in your calendar, so flip quickly, if you don't want to ruin upcoming months. (June 1st..*flips calendar*...SURPRISE! It's you sister!) I'll let Elena tell it, I've got some sports updates to catch up on.

My name is Elena, as you know, I'm originally from Ukraine and moved here 10 years ago. I've lived in Vineland ever since and now attend Rowan University to work towards getting my bachelors in psychology and plan on going to pharmacy school to get my PharmD. Lately I've been dabbling in amateur modeling, won Preston&Steve's "Philly's hottest out of the shower girl" half a year ago and had the pleasure of being featured in their calendar (check me out on July!! :) ). Oh and check me out at Trajan-magazine. com as this months Trajanette!

Ukraine born and bred. Hottest out of the shower. That's such a good category. But not only is she hot....she's also smart. Bachelors in psychology? That's some tough shit right there, homey. Although I do find it hard to believe a beauty like this is only "dabbling" in amateur modeling. Stop dabbling and take that shit head on! Plus, look at this business outfit....how could anyone get any work done??

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of advice for all those single Philly guys?

A: Best piece of dating advice I would give is:For guys not to be afraid to show their soft side, it makes you seem human and easier to relate to :-)

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Lauren

Meeee---Ouuuuch! Good morning, or shitty morning depending on how you look at it. Today we've got the 22 year old, Lauren. This hottie has a lot goin on for her. She's a preschool teacher, a waitress annnnnd a full time student with a double major in Elementary Education and Psychology. Because of this wild schedule, during the week, Lauren rarely gets out for a fun night out. That probably speaks highly of her discipline, since I'm sure she's not short on offers. Maybe just short on good offers. Apparently, she works at Hooters, so having a table full of 65 year old drunk bikers bein like, "Yo! Chickie, (braaaaaap) wanna ride my hog?" may not exactly push her out the door during the week. (ed. note: Dad, the Hooters in AC is too far for you to drive your Harley and yell at the "chickies") The weekends though... haha....different story completely. Our little demure hottie goes all out. She heads out to AC a lot with her girlfriends, and can be found partying the night away at the bars or clubs out there. It's almost summer time, fella. If you didn't start workin on that summer physique, you might as well get poppin. These hotties don' like 'em rough and tubby. It looks like Lauren spends some time keeping her fine ass in shape, so why can't you ? Laurens favorite hobby is shopping. UH-OH...good thing she's gonna have that large degree to fall back on! MAC makeup is her downfall. She's the fourth hottie in a month who's mentioned that to me. Ever need a gift for a girl...MAC Makeup instead of the Carraba's gift card your Aunt Sharon gave you. Seriously, look at the stomach on this gorgeous hottie! You think she really wants some second rate shit.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all the single guys in Philly?

A: Don’t play games!! You may think that I have no idea where you’re coming from and who you are, but actually, the second I meet you- I can read you like a book. I get these vibes about people, and always seem to be right.On the other end of it- if you’re confident, smart, and funny- then you have my attention ; )

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She's Got Legs! She Knows How To Use Them

Nicole Notorious

Nicole really, really likes taking pictures of herself in the mirror. And I really, really like looking at pictures of her in the mirror. So it's an even trade. This hottie comes to us from Upper Darby, where she works at a banquet hall and as a part time lifeguard. This hottie is a little Kim Kardashian (minus the fat ass) and a little "that chick from the pussycat dolls" mixed together. Check out the legs on Nicole. She's also an artist, and a lot of her artwork focuses on pirates and the mafia. Translation.....don't eff with her. She probably knows of a little lake, somewhere in the mountains where no one will hear from you again, got it kid?. To keep that body in kickin' your ass shape, Notorious goes to kickboxing classes 3-4 times a week. I can see her now in her short short and tight shirts...kickin ass and takin names. Nicole loves fashion, "from intricate makeup application down to the stylish stilettos". She really can do a lot with makeup, as you can tell here. She can carry a lot of different looks and styles, which is perfect, cause it's like having 6 different girlfriends. I'm really a fan of this brunette. Apparently she's got legs? Long, gorgeous, could wrap around you twice legs. Overall Nicole is tall, slender, and has eyes that can, and will, kill. Take the advice, your life just might depend on it.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your very best piece of dating advice for the single guys in Philly?

A: My best piece of dating advice is GIVE THE GIRL SOME ROOM. If there's anything I can't stand more, is a guy who's constantly CLINGING to my side. This can run in many different ways, from the literal hanging all over me in public, to being overly possessive in general. I love the feeling a guy can offer of security, but not so much that I can't feel the room to breathe a little when I'm with my guy friends. Guys who seem confident in their relationships,I find, seem to be more yearned for from women. If you can demonstrate that you are confident and assured in your relationship with a woman, and allow her to be around other people (without you becoming jealous (at least not to her face directly)), she will appreciate that you're giving her room to socialize, without being smothered by you. Just relax and make sure she knows that you care about her and that you want her to be comfortable anywhere that she is.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I feel like I'm in a bad situation with this girl I have been seeing for like 4 months. It's not really working out for me. I do like her, I do care about her, but it's not really what I'm looking for. She has had a bad childhood and a history of people leaving her. She is very emotional and gets very upset whenever I start to pull away. I feel really bad and really guilty when she gets upset. I am trying so hard not to hurt her feelings but I really want to end it. What do you think I should do?

-Trying to be the nice guy

Dear "Trying to be the nice guy,"

First of all, the things that happened to her during her childhood, may be very sad. However, it is not your fault. There is no such thing as a "perfect" way to break up with someone. Yes, seeing someone cry can make you feel horrible. The truth is, you have to be honest with that person and to the point. Don't let it linger with "I love you but..." But nothing! No I love you's. Say "I respect you and I care about you and this is not what's best for either of us." Don't get suckered in to the guilt trip. She may have a lot of issues that she needs to work out on her own and probably shouldn't be dating anyone until she works them out. All you can do is be honest. Maybe she won't appreciate it today, three months from now or EVER! As long as you are truthful and not leading her on, then you have done the honorable thing. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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A Girlfriend Who Will Actually Let You Read MAXIM, And Do Many Things Still? Cuh-Razy!!! **COUGH** Mikey D **COUGH**

Linds

Wonderful Phils lost last nite. We learned that this new Bruntlett character can't lay down a simple bunt, which cost us the game. Bruntlett...next time you need to sacrifice, I'll send one of the 12 year old girls from my neighborhood up to do it. They practice...they can even direct the bunt where they want it to go! So enough wallowing in the Phils misfortune, we got playoff Hockey tonite. Now I can start watching the Flyers. I've seen like 3 games total all year...and not even full ones. But I'll start payin attention...plus I wanna watch this Ovechkin kid.

Okay okay, your not here for sports... I get it. Today we've got the lovely, and talented Linds. This 26 year old Jersey Shore born transplant, is pretty good friends with Atomic Bombshell, and since Bombshell told me to go easy....I'm gonna be an ass. Just kidding, I couldn't if I wanted to be.... Linds has a smile that can rock you...it's perfect, whiteness is Crest commercial worthy...or Orbitz, the dirty mouth commercials. She enjoys attending social and charity events in the city, and she's about to celebrate her one year anniversary living in Philly. She's also real big into fashion, and the best part of her profile is explaining why you dirty hippies who are trying not to be fashion forward, actually are making a fashion statement. The way she explained it is brilliant. Plus, dirty hippies skeeve me, so win-win. It reminded me of the time my drunk roomate stood on the roof of our townhome shouting at the kids across the lot, "WHO's The hippie now hippie? I have NO clothes. You don't wear shoes..I don't even wear clothes!" Yes, he was ass naked at 6 am, screaming at sleeping hippies...but he had a point. We got him off the roof with plastic BB's. OK, Linds is taken, but she's not your buddies asshole of a girlfriend who doesn't let him hang out. Linds used to help her guy friends in Jersey get laid. She's a wingman!! Recapping...Linds is Gorgeous, perfect smile, socially conscious, perfect wingman (cause she won't take the girl for herself), and can dress HOT. She's a winner. If she wasn't taken I'd propose. This is the type of hottie you KEEP. Plus, the advice is top notch. Good week, ladies. Thanks for all the hard thought advice, and pictures that made us...well you know.

Tip of the Day

Q: Linds, what's the best way to approach without seeming to awkward, or being "that creepy guy" all night?

A: Well, first things first. Its all about the confidence, and I'm not talking about the cocky “I’m Gods gift to all women and I’m going to be super obnoxious about it“ attitude, which by the way, is the biggest turnoff to most women, so for the men that fit that category, please end it... for all our sakes! It doesn’t matter if your shy, you just have to be comfortable with yourself. Confidence shows in your posture, walk, attitude and presence. After confidence comes humor. If you have it flaunt it! Making a woman laugh is the key. We don’t want serious conversations at a bar about our work and what we do for a living with a guy who is trying to pick us up. That’s why we go to the bar, to escape from our daily lives and let loose.

Say you see a woman at a bar with her girlfriends, which is the usual set up. While she’s talking with her girlfriends the last thing you want to do is say something like “I just wanted to let you know you have the most beautiful...blah blah blah blah.....I have ever seen”. Please spare us the bull! Whoever invented those pickup lines needs to invest in a dating coach, because it’s a dead giveaway your trying to pick her up. The secret is you don’t want to look like your trying, its supposed to be effortless. You should say “excuse me” while squeezing your way up to the bar and ordering a drink right next to her and her girlfriends, that way she notices you but your ignoring her at the same time because your ordering from the bartender. You should glance over and usually there is some sort of eye contact. Women are used to attention, sometimes not giving us the attention, will actually get our attention! Its reverse psychology.

Lets face it! At bars, there is always “that guy” who will bug the living hell out of a woman, when she is clearly not interested. An example, is when a group of women are dancing. Some moronic drunk sleazeball keeps trying to dance with us, or grab our asses...ick! NOTE: Men, women do not like to be groped unless we are inviting you to do so, and trust me, you will know when the time comes. So as a guy, if things look uncomfortable, you would naturally walk over there and take care of the situation, simply by maybe taking one of the girls by the hand, while you both are dancing and whispering in her ear that your trying to help her get rid of the creepy guy. Maybe saying something along the lines of “need some help with Romeo over their?” Naturally, she will laugh and most likely nod her head. Once you have gotten the drunk to leave the women alone, you say something very light and humorous like “I really think deep down inside you wanted him” or “Wow I should really take some advise from that guy cause he seriously has the sickest pickup game like ever”. Unless the girl is a complete dud and has no sense of humor, she will find this quirky humor amusing. These techniques have always sparked my attention. But every woman is different. But us fun free spirited ones, love the funny boys ;)

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What Y'all Ain't Heard That Fallon Frost Hot? If Ya Feel It Raise Your "L" In The Sky

Fallon Frost

This is top-notch hottie right here. Not a damn thing missing. I went speechless when the lovely Fallon Frost agreed to do this. Start at the bottom and work your way up, fellas. You'll end right around that smile that could light up a room. You KNOW when Fallon enters a club. The DJ's record skips...the whole room stops...and the crowd parts like the Red Sea. My computer's spellcheck is goin on the fritz cause I can't even type right, I'm just stuck on stupid lookin at the pictures. This 21 year old hottie comes to us from Jersey...but can always be found in the city dancin and havin a few drinks with friends. It's worth a over charge at ANY club to see Fallon dance. Wow, I think I have a new favorite. When Fallon puts her mind to doing something, odds are it's getting done. Nothin better than a go-getter. This girl might even be out of my buddy "Anonymous"'s league. Plus, she gave us some damn good advice. We've really been receiving great tips from these ladies this week, so I'd like to thank them. The only problem I had today was trying to type and not stare while deciding which 5 pictures to use. I seriously wanted to use about 40. No lie. There's that many pictures in which this girl is gorgeous. I'm shutting up, and for one day fellas, the hands above the desk rule is being banned. Do Work!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your absolute best piece of dating advice for the single guys in Philly?

A: My best dating advice to guys is if your interested in a person, you should show your interested. Lately, i've been coming across guys who like to play games. On that subject you shouldn't feel awkwardabout calling/texting someone you like, you should show affection because you want to. If theres one thing i no girls love attention especially from the person their dating. So guys if your interested in a girl show them how special you think they are.

Fal-Gal, I won't play any games. I don't even like games. Scrabble's for sissies and Villanova grads. Thanks again for helpin us out. If your advice helps someone get a woman half as hot as you, we've done our jobs.

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My Local Hotties Poppin, My Local Hotties Cool

Michele

Ok, let me start by saying that my favorite part about this girl is that she might have severe A.D.D. ... like never before seen levels, which is absolutely perfect, cause you'll never be bored. It looks like she just hops from one good time to the next. The constant debate going on in my head is beginning to shift towards the Brunettes. Especially after one look at Michele. She's got this winning combination...you know how Tom Brady is cool, calm, and collected? Well, Michele's kinda like that, except she's wild, crazy, and gorgeous. It's the eyes and the smile that get me every goddamn time. Michele, my Belle, tell 'em why you mad, yo....

A typical day for me during the week is sort of repetitive. I wake up, feed my pretty fish Yizzo, go to class, then answer phones and be the counter girl at the pizza place underneath of my apartment. I'm in my 3rd year at West Chester University with a double major in Business Mgt and Criminal Justice. My week nights consist of any tv show on A&E,VH1 and E. But the weekends are a whole other story. Fun for me is spending time with my family but especially my bestfriends. It's like an addiction. We're not the same when we go out to let loose and maybe get a little to wild if one's missing. You'll typically find me up Olde City, shopping in town or at a restaurant with the girls on Sunday recapping all the crazy things that went on over the past weekend. "Sunday Funday!!!"

Sunday Funday, huh? After the restaurant, it's the after party. Dude, the best part about this girl is...criminal justice major. So the next time your drunk ass decides to get arrested for stealin slim jims from 7-11, she can outwit the cop with lawyer talk. "Sir, that's illegal search and seizure. Plus, I've got a bangin booty, so step off" ..... *riiiiip* There goes that citation.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for single guys in the Philly area?

A: The BEST piece of advice I could give a single guy in philly is WISE UP! Dont think we're only smart when it comes to what matches our high heels. We catch bad vibes as much as we reapply our lipgloss...if something just isn't right...we catch on...a lot quicker than you realize. Sorry for coming on a bit strong but stop underestimating us! Also...if you do find us attractive and you do really care about us...show it better please!!!

Ok Michele...FOLLOW UP QUESTION (hopefully, I'll have an answer later)

Ok, so a guy sees you out and about finds you attractive...how ARE guys approaching you, and how SHOULD they approach you.

Ok...sooo, there's an approach that I tend to get when lets say, I'm at the bar/club. It's what I call the "pain in the ass approach". It starts off with him coming over and introducing himself, possibly offer to buy me a drink. (TIP#1: If the girls says no thanks and gives you some kind of excuse...no matter what the excuse...she's most likely not interested, UNLESS she continues with the conversation. If she has more than 2 of her girls by her side BE SMART about every thing you say/do b/c girls ARE picky and CAN/DO/WILL point out silly little things that may stand out about you. TIP#2: Be very VERY aware of this group of friends, if they take notice of you, which I promise you they will, be conscience of their presence as well...offer a round of shots..introduce your friends and vise versa.) Now come on guys, at this point if the girl you originally tried to talk to seems as if she's a little stand off-ish or gives you one word replys to your questions or seems hesitant and doesn't smile much...(TIP#3: Notice the girls smile...if it looks fake shes not interested. If it looks like she's actually smiling because of something you said...your in!) The right way to get a girl, catch her eye. This is the best chance a guy has to get a girl...and it's mainly all her doing, all you have to do is take notice..but not too much like your stawking her. I know when I personally spot a guy out in the club who catches my eye, after I call dibbs and let the girls now (lol) I along with my friends will try to put ourself around him or near his group of friends to try and catch his attention. It's YOUR job to pick up on it! When you finally take notice offer to buy us a round (Sorry guys, I know that sounds terrible but that's THE BEST way to get our attention as well as our friends...you NEED to get in good with her friends...If her friends start picking you apart...all chances are lost. She needs to feel comfortable around you...dont be too touchy feely when your dancing, its just creepy. So basically, be yourself, carry yourself like your the shit, but not too much b/c then you'll just get picked apart for it lol. Sorry guysI know we're difficult...but you should be use to it by now!!!

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