I Hate To See You Leave, But Love To See You Walk Away

Jerzy Juice aka Carmen V.

Welp, this hottie comes to us from, you guessed it, Jersey. Besides bringing us Bon Jovi and bad haircuts, Jersey has actually provided us with many a hottie on this site. I know it's Philly hotties, but these girls hang out in Philly, so I can justify their appearance on the site. Fortunately for us, Carmen isn't follicly challenged like most of Jersey. This girl is gorgeous. One look at her pictures and you're done. It's rare we impress ourselves here, but I can;t believe we actually got this girl on the site. I'm gonna let this beauty speak for herself....


Name is Carmen and I am 27 years old. I work 3 jobs and I am very independent! I love to Dance, write poetry, Work out at the gym and just be a camera hog. Im the type of girl that is known to be a wild child but can also be a sophisticated women when needed. I love to make new freinds and when I do, it is the first impression that catches there eye! What makes me unique is the way I live my life. I had a rough child hood and up bringing but I am always smiling and laughing that no one would even know that I did! I try and live my life to the fullest and live with no regrets. Im more then your typical Jersey/Philly girl. Im real and I say whats on my mind even if it may get me into trouble...

So she's a hardworker, natural beauty, and she works out. She also write poetry. I got a poem for her: "If you were in the ocean with a sea of ducks, you'd be the first one I'd want to ....pluck." Okay, so I'm not a poet, but this girl definitely knows how to have a good time. She's constantly taking pictures of herself and those around her. You gotta love a woman who knows when it's time to tone it down, and when it's time to just completely go nuts. The body is insane, the face is gorgeous, and I can;t even pretend not to notice that she's got one hell of a rack...her eyes are different colors in pictures, so dressing up is always an option. I don't even know what else to say. I'm speechless. The rough childhood turning her into a happier person is a good story, plus it means she knows how to roll with the punches. Nothing is worse than having something screw up, then getting yelled at on top of it. Just wow, fellas. Wow.

Tip of the Day

Q: Carmen, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those single guys out in Philly?
A: If your a single guy in the dating atmoshpere, make sure you are up front about what you want! Women don't like to be tugged around and they def dont want you leading them on. Be your self especially when you first meet. The dating world is much harder now these days.....

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Stacey's Mom Has Got It Goin' On

Lee

Did anybody watch ALL of that All Star game last night?? It ended at 1:37 am. Ri-goddamn-diculous. But I watched the whooole thing because I wanted to see Lidge pitch. And I was hoping to catch another classic Utley soundbyte. Anyhowser, let's discuss today's hot, hot, hottie. We've got the MILF of the week. Lee is the definition of it. I don't know if she wants to be called that, but she is...she is a hot mom. It's the whole blonde hair, full lips, long slender frame thing that she's got workin for her. I'd like to tell more, but let's allow Lee to divulge all her little secrets first....


I'm 33 and from Easton. I'm a single mom of a 5 year-old daughter (who looks like a mini me), I work full-time as a medical billing administrator and a part-time professional model, I'm now back to college for a degree in psychology, I'm a certified scuba diver, love traveling and going out to the clubs and letting my hair down with my friends.
Ok, I have to get it out of the way, and I apologize Lee, but since she's a scuba diving instructor....how long do you think she can hold her breath underwater? (Use your imagination, children. You'll get it) It also seems that a lot of hotties really enjoy traveling, which cuts me out, cause I'm broke, but you may be able to afford a trip for two to a remote tropical island. So if your dating a hottie, odds are you'll soon be splurging for an all inclusive vacation. Use your time wisely. Lee's also a single mom, which as I've said before, you've gotta respect. There's no jokes on that one. Im friends with a few and I see how hard they work day in and day out to provide for their young ones. Lee also helps reinforce my theory that hot women are like wolves...they travel in packs. She's got hot friends, so if you see them at the club...buy them a drink. Then hopefuly they start dancin, and you get to see those legs in action....

Tip of the Day

Q: So, Lee, what's your best piece of dating advice for a single guy in Philly?
A: Well, here's a few hints... When you're talking to a girl, look at her! In the face!!! There's plenty of time to check out her body later! Lol! But when you're talking to her and looking right at her, it makes her feel like she's got your full attention and conveys that you're truely interested in her - not what might happen later in bed. We already know those thoughts have crossed your mind; they've crossed ours too! Also, when you're talking, speak normally and respectfully - not like you're from the hood, or like you're better than everyone else. A guy that speaks intelligently and has manners is a great turn on!!!

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Hottie Got Lips...Hottie Got Hips

D-Ray

In South Philadelphia, born and raised, singing cover songs is how she spends most of her days.....D-D-D-D-Ray (it's actually Desiree). This girls so hot I stutter when I try to say her name. This 21 year old hottie is a Senior at Lasalle University, and she also plays in a cover band. She can be found hitting up the Philly nightlife with all her girlies, when she's not rockin out. She doesn't really look like a rocker chick which makes it all the more fun. With brown hair and beautiful blue eyes, this hottie is admittedly afraid of clowns..."omg they freak me out" So put the Insane Clown Posse look back in your closet with the other dark secrets you've hidden in there. Nice Z-Cavariccis, Vanilla.


If you really wanna win this girl over...drop the clown act, and woo her with Skittles and their rainbow flavor, or offer to buy her a martini. But don't be fooled by the classy habits, and gorgeous looks of this hottie. She's got a trucker mouth! I find that to oddly be a turn on. If a hottie can use at least two of George Carlin's seven words comfortably in the same sentence, it's music to my ears. I'm a big fan of today's hottie....maybe it's the confidence in her look, or just the fact that she can wail like Axl Rose...who knows? So how do you score a hottie like this?

Tip of the Day

Q: D-Ray, How can a Philly guy impress a hottie like you?
A: the best piece of advice i can give a single guy is if u wanna ask a girl out dont ask her "if she wants to go for a drink sometime" ask her to go to dinner.... asking her out for a drink can mean ur possibly trying to get her drunk haha taking her to dinner will help you get to know eachother better!

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Foxy Moxie In The House

Moxie

Long weekend. Some great advice (as per the norm) from the Atomic Bombshell this weekend. A nice Phils win yesterday topped it off. And today I need a little help from our readers....where in Bucks County is the best place to go for dinner? Not tooo pricey, but someplace with a good atmosphere. Leave comments to let me know. So to start the week off with a bang!, we're bringing you Moxie. Let me channel my inner Jay-Z and just go with "What more can I say?" Just look at this beauty. Blonde hair and a tiny frame are always a lethal combo, then you top it off with green eyes, and I'm puddy. She comes to us by way of Jersey, but keep an eye out for this hottie, cause it's not the last you'll be seeing of her. Why? We'll, read on, needledick.






i am not stuck up and i dont think i am better then you. Some times i am shy when i first meet you but i really like to be crazy and have fun. I support animal rights and I cry at the thought of abuse to poor defenceless creatures. I am famous for making up my own words and shortening sentences. I ALWAYS make time for my friends because they are important to me. I HAVE to wear matching bra and underwear! hah! i AM ARTiSTiC: i am a model, actress, singer, web designer, graphics designer, photographer, hair designer, interior designer.



This hottie can do it all. A model, actress, web designer, interior designer, she's artistic as shit and wants you to know that. The creative types are always the fun ones. Interesting fact: She's got "FOXY" tattooed inside her bottom lip. See...that's the artistic type. It's too much for some guys too handle, but once you get a grip on it...hang on, fella, it's gonna be a fun ride. I have a feeling this girl can bring you out of your shell. Like after a year of dating her all of a sudden you've got "I heart MOM" tattooed on your arm and you've suddenly grown emo bangs. Moxie is defined as aggressive energy; initiative. Foxy Moxie seems to fit that bill...it seems like she's a go getter and, really, who doesn't mind a little hot aggression once in a while? I'll sure take, just leave the whips and shit at home..the handcuffs? Yeah, you can bring them.

Tip of the Day

Q: Foxy Moxie, what can a guy do to impress you?

A: Best piece of dating advice? Always be honest and treat a woman like a princess. An amazing girlfriend would cherish you forever ;)



You can see more of Moxie at FoxyMoxie.net. Browse through the site. It's worth your time. Like your time is that goddamn valuable anyway, loser. Get back to work.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend is driving me crazy with her constant bitching. Last month, I bought a bike and started to spend more time with my friends. We go riding a lot and we go to bars and hang out. I have taken her out with my friends a few times and she says that I embarrass her with my flirting. I don't treat her the right way in front of my friends and she is tired of it. We've been together for so long and I don't understand why I need to still spend all my time with her. I really don't think I'm doing anything wrong at all. I think she is bitching just to bitch and I really can't take much more. Sometimes, I'd rather just be with my friends.

Sincerely,
Man-Child


Dear "Man-Child,"

Yeah, I totally said it! Hey and it's okay. My friend's say to stay away from the "man-child" but in my opinion there would be no men left to date. It seems to me that you are definitely going through something with your relationship/man-child. Here's the thing, you should have never started off spending every single moment with your girl. It's unhealthy. Just because you are a person in a relationship, does not mean you need to drop your single life entirely, you NEED friends. So now you have repressed your man-child and it's come to the surface. You are buying a bike hanging your friends, flirting and deliberately fishing about to see if we can get a little “ego-stroking.” Your girlfriend is not entirely wrong. Your approach to this is adolescent. You really need to find the root of the problem, discuss it, deal with it and find a happy medium. This isn't brain surgery, it can be fixed.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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You Can Call Me Miss Jenn If Your Nasty

Miss Jenn

Girls next door are my absolute kryptonite. There's nothing hotter to me than a above average looking girl who's got a personality that blows me away. This girl here is obviously a hottie who looks like she could live right down the street from you. And the best part is, if your from Lansdale, maybe she does. This 24 year old hottie recently graduated from Temple-Ambler with a degree in psychology, and plans on pursuing a career in clinical psychology. So if you wanna meet this hottie, go nuts! The only thing I hate about psychology majors is that I feel like their always analyzing me...like "oh, he's trying to hard, his flys down, he cant tie his shoes. I think he's got a mild case of retardation" Most of this is true, but it's something I can disguise very well. But you don't wanna hear me babble...Let's here it from Miss Jenn's mouth...

i just graduated with my bachelor's degree is psychology. i would really like to pursue my master's and eventually maybe even a doctorate. i am one of those freaks that actually likes school. outside of that, i love just going out with friends and letting loose. sometimes this is a night of drinking and dancing where i love being center stage. other nights, i am cool with just being home and playing video games or going to the local diner.

i can fit in great with the guys or with the girls. i'm a little bit of a social chameleon. i differ from most girls in that i really hate talking on the phone. if the conversation goes over 5 minutes i start to get antsy, haha.


Phone talking is the wooooooorst. My friends don't get it...just get to the point, and let's go. I hear ya, Jenn. I wonder if she goes dancing at the Montana West....it's a country bar out in that Lansdale area. If you've never gone, you must go ....sometimes they even have the mechanical bull. WHOA!!!.. I missed one line..she likes to play video games....awesome. She just scored extra points. Whether it be Wii or PS3, I love my video games.....Think she plays Madden and goes all crazy switching playbooks, talking shit, and calling audibles when she sees your defense?? If she can do that, I'm buying a ring today.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice, Miss Jenn?

A: my best advice for the single guys out there is to just be honest and be yourself from day one. it's so rare that a girl can find someone that just says what he really wants and really thinks. i've been mislead so many times by guys who weren't sure what kind of relationship they wanted or who thought they had to be someone they weren't to impress me. i appreciate a gentleman this is true, but i have to point out that i am a beer and cheese fry fiend. most guys would never guess that looking at me. i don't always require the very best or a front. i am just a chill girl that wants to find the right guy. make it a little easier on me!!

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I wish that I was Jessie's girl??

Jessie

Phils win!! Phils Win! Stop the presses. Suckers. Well thats ONE win....let's start a trend here. Today we've got the lovely Jessie. She hails from Levittown (L-Town! WHAT!!!) and is 21 years old. This cutie knows how to work a crowd....you'll have to excuse me today, I'm sick as hell.


"For fun... i play the piano, i sing, i read up on mythology, i'm writing a novel/memoir.. i go out in old city a lot, have somme drinks. i absolutely love going to concerts and seeing broadway shows. i go to school for stenography (court reporting) and i want to do closed captioning for the eagles, phillies, and the E! network. then I'm going to school to be a fashion stylist. work is a little risque, haha.."


A little risque huh? She works as an exotic dancer at a club you;ve maybe frequented before. I'd tell ya the name but she's worried people aren't allowed to know her real name there. So, I'll be keeping this little gem of information to myself....selling it to the highest bidder. Also, during one of the Flyers game this year on closed captioning it said "Brayden Cockburn" I mean, thats pretty funny, right? This girl is the girl next door cutie....

Tip of the Day

Q: Jessie, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those guys out there?
A: Be yourself, and do not play head games. girls get to a certain point where they won't put up with it, and it's not attractive. don't come on too strong, but make sure to compliment her, and always be a gentleman. but most importantly... WEAR NICE COLOGNE! girls are a sucker (or at least i am) for guys who smell amazing :o)

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