Put Him In A Bodybag, Hottie!! Yeah!

Lawren

Ehhh, Mondays. Hate 'em. Hate 'em with a passion. That's why it's lucky for us that we have a beautiful woman every Monday morning to help ease that start to your week. To day we've got Lawren, a 25 year old Hottie with a Body. See how I did that? It rhymed. As we've stated before on this site, there is nothing better than a versatile hottie. Someone who can act graceful when the time calls for it, but once the clock strikes bedtime, she can bring out her inner Tawny Kitean. Plus, when your getting picked on at the bar by the group of hot girls and Gotti boys, instead of throwing away your stupid bike, she can kick their ass for you....wait what?

I went to Rowan University for education. I used to instruct tae kwon do and kickboxing. I was a loan officer for 3 yrs. I love life and enjoying every minute of it.. I love to sing. I wrote and sang the song on my myspace profile.www. myspace. com/lawrens. I love to dance as well.

That's right...a certified badass. Not only that, when she's done kicking their asses, she can turn around and sing you a song about rain going away and feeling better about yourself. Uhhh, not that I get my ass kicked all the time. I'm a lover, not a fighter. This professional model/loan officer/ karate instructor has been seen in Maxim, Stuff StuntSteel and was a member of the USA National Bikini Team. That's no joke right there. She's also got a great voice. The song on her myspace kinda sounds like an 80's throwback. Remember the song in Karate Kid, "Cruel Summer"? It reminds me of that a little bit. Why this girl isn't an international star yet is unknown to me. Keep an eye out for her. And if you don't buy her album she'll kick your ass. Got It, Danielson?

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of advice for all those single fellas in Philly?

A: Some dating advice I have to give is be yourself, dont look to hard, take it slow, use your gut feeling. Dont look too hard, if you ever noticed when you don't want to find someone they come flocking. When your looking no ones to be found...

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I'm in deep shit. My girlfriend found out that I have an Adult Friend Finder account. I've had it long before I started seeing my girlfriend. I barely go on there anymore. I have never actually met or done anything with anyone on the site. Mostly just chat with other people. I told her all of this but she is still losing her mind about it. I think it's harmless. It's not like I check it all the time or talk to those people like I used too. She wants answers to all her questions and no answer I give is good enough. We have been going at it for days. Even if I delete it, I don't think it's going to make her stop. How do I make her understand that it's harmless?

Sincerely,

Knee-deep in Adult Friend Finder

Dear "Knee-deep in Adult Friend Finder,"

Adult Friend Finder, huh? You sick little monkey! Did you even bother discussing the fact that you were into a site like Adult Friend Finder? This probably comes as a shock to her. She probably felt that she knew you well enough and this was a big shock. Did you even bother to define the reasons that you had it in the first place? Or why you maintained it after you had a girlfriend? Sex is something you want to share with someone close to you. If you were into fetish stuff, why wouldn't you share it with your partner? Why did you keep it quiet? These are things you need to ask yourself and express to her. You can't force someone to see things the way you do. You need to just be honest and then she needs to decide if she can deal with the truth of the matter. If she can't, then maybe it's best to move on. Why would you want to have to hide something from someone you call your girlfriend, anyway? Good luck!

Sincerely,

Atomic Bombshell

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I'm Bringin Hotties Back, These Other Girls Don't Know How To Act

Tara

Well, sorry about yesterday and no hottie being up. I had an emergency I had to deal with, and unfortunately it took me all day. But we're back today with a whole new hottie. A gorgeous sparkplug of an Italian woman named Tara. Not only do we think she's hot, but apparently so does the rest of the city!! Tara is one of the Daily News' Sexy Singles, and can be seen on Philly.com. She'll also be at the party we're throwing at Cavanaughs RiverDeck on August 27th! More info on that later today. Tara is also friends with one of our past hotties, Fallon. Oh, Tara and Fallon make a Ridiculously Hot Duo. that should be their name...Ridiculously Hot Duo.

So not only is she a sexy single, but Tara is also an aspiring model who can be seen all across the city. In fact, she was just recently one of the winners in the Bikini Contest at Benny the Bum's that including at bunch of the stunning Hot Girl Dream Team Girls. (If you've never heard of or seen the Hot Girl Dream Team, puh-lease look at our top friends. These girls are gorgeous.) She's also a waitress but declines to say where, but I think I know. The male version of the restaurant would be called Cocks. That's just a guess, but I'm rarely ever wrong. Right? This is really the total package! All the way from the long flowing hair, to the gorgeous brown eyes, bright white Crest commercial smile, obviously the "Hooters" (oh man that sounds 4th grade-ish), washboard abs, the rock hard booty, and the legs....oh goddamn those legs. I've got nothing left to say about this beauty that these pictures can't say for me. Just keep an eye out for Tara. I hope this isn't the last we see of her.

Tip of the Day

Q: Tara, What's your best piece of dating advice for all the not so sexy single guys in Philly?

A: best dating advice? guys need to stop playing games with girls if they want them they want them dont play games!!! The games eventually get old and we can play them better if needed lol..............

Q2: Wait wait wait, but we also here don;t be too nice,and your telling us don;t play games...So what's the middle ground?

A2: well idk lol....dont play games but dont be up our ass either put up a challenge sometimes but not all the time lol idk you'll never figure a woman out because were dont even have ourselves figured out ya know.....women are NEVER satisfied end of story

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Jenni, Please Excuse My Hands

Jenni

Oh Jenni! This hottie comes to us from Quakertown in beautiful Bucks County. The 25 year old bombshell has everything you'd ever look for in a woman. She's got the brains, the body, and the go get 'em attitude which will make her a huge success in the modeling industry....don't believe me? Just ask her!

well, I work for 7 modeling agencies, promotional work, calendar shoots, tv, movie, commercials, and much more. I love to be with my family and friends and spend alot of time with them. I love hip-hop and R&B music and the beach. I love working out and chillin w my friends. I also love to travel and be in NYC or Miami. I have attended Penn State University and plan on finishing school starting in November at University of Phoenix. My hobbies include scrapbooking, photography, traveling, collecting sea shells, arts&crafts, reading, writing, and working out. What makes me unique is that I have a crazy passion for modeling and believe in following your dreams, without them we are nothing right? I am a girly girl but I can hang w the boyz too!! I am a real romantic and hold friends and family very close to my heart.

7 modeling companies...count'em. SEVEN! That's a bonafide model right there, boy. She's hung with playboy models, actors and actresses, and has been in numerous runway shows. I'm a fan. I also once worked with a girl who was a scrapbooker...she was weird though. It never made me think that a scrapbooking woman would look like this... She can also hang with the fellas, or chill with the ladies. Versatility is a must in today's world. So, how do you win over a hottie like this?

Tip of the Day

Q: Jenni, What is the best way to win your heart?

A: Just a little advice guys, don't be to nice..crazy as it is.. girls don't like guys that are to clingy or to nice. You act like that and you'll never make it past the friend zone. Its kinda messed up but girls go for the assholes, and hope they are the girl that wins them over no girl I know likes a guy up her ass and its a sure way to have a girl running in the opposite direction!!

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I Got Nothin Clever Today. This Girl Is Just Hot

Jackie

I've kinda been neglecting the Olympics on here, mainly because no one really gives a shit about anything except basketball and Michael Phelps. Whens bobsledding and the Cool Runnings team start up? The Olympics haven't really been relevant since Tonya Harding smacked Nancy Kerrigan. That was wild. Anyway...keep watching the Olympics. It's good for your Patriotism. Nothing says I love my country like rooting on the American Air Pistol team. Today we've another South Jersey hottie. WTF ladies. Where are all my Philly girls. I've gotta go out of state to get willing participants to this site! Thank god for Jackie. Jackie..inform these fools about yourself.


im 29 years old and i live in south jersey. im a nail technician during the day and a coors girl at night. i love sports especially philly sports. i am a huge Eagles fan but my first love are the Flyboys!! cant get enough!! i love goin out and having a good time, tryin new things and meeting new people. i may look like a girlie girl but dont let that fool you....

The Flyboys huh? I don't even like Coors Light, but I looooove the Coors Light Girls. What's not to love? Here's a question for all the fellas. Put your answers in the comments section if you want...how many guys have ever gotten a manicure? I personally never have, and I'm wondering if it's something a lot of guys do, or just the gay ones...really, I don't know. And is it less gay if the girl is as hot as Jackie? Back to our regularly scheduled programming. This is just a sexy girl. She oozes hotness like a Ninja Turtle. This blonde can hang with the boys, which is a trait you have GOT to love in a woman. If she can sit and talk shop during the Eagles and/or Flyers game...I'm in love. All we need to get her is a hot little Flyers Jersey, cut it all up and she's set. She should be the Flyers new mascot. Goddamn, man. Look at those eyes. They're spectacular. And let me say this now...there's no bigger turn on in the world then a little bit of underboob. You know, the shirt kinda pulled up and little bit....whew! She's sexy. That's all I got.

Tip of the Day

Q: Jackie, gimme your best piece of dating advice for single Philly guys!

A: The best piece of dating advice i can give to the single fellas in the area is dont play games!! Say what you mean and mean what you say. Playing games never gets anyone anywhere and its a huge waste of time. But if you do decide to play games....just kno that we kno how to play them better!!

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Kate Khaos Been Smooth Since Days of Underoos

Katie Khaos

What a weekend! AC baby! I lost my pants, got propositioned by a black hooker (I said no) , and met a few of our lovely hotties, including one which I should have on the site sometime this week. I met the infamous Rack-O-Rama and partied til the sun came up. And I'll never go back because of the pain that amount of partying inflicts on my body. Today we've brought you the exotic Katie Khaos. This Jersey girl has it all goin for her. Good job, good education, and gorgeous ...we can;t ask for much more around here. It's that whole girl next door thing. That's my new "thing"...I've really been digging the cute girl who's unassumingly hot. Let's see what Katie Khaos has to say for herself!

I'm 21 years old, and from South Jersey. I attend Camden County College for nursing, and am beginning my training for the campus radio station 91.5 WDBK in September. I have my firefighter and EMT certifications, and I work a part-time retail job, and also do the accounts payable for a private New Jersey country club. In my free time, I enjoy fine dining, going to the bars for drinks & dancing, and watching football (EAGLES & LSU!)! =)

She's a firefighter and EMT...*insert your own mouth to mouth joke here, loser* Not only that but if she works at a private country club, and your dating her, does she sneak you on the golf course for a late night hole in one? (Arrrg I couldn't resist) I can just imagine her with that radio voice ..."This is Katie Khaos bringing you the jammin Oldies here on 91.5 W-Deeeeee-BK.

Katie's a true hottie though....and comin from The dirty Jerz, she still likes the Eagles so there's a definite plus. I don;t get the whole LSU thing, but we'll take it. Thanks again, Katie Khaos!

Tip of the Day

Q: Katie Khaos, what's the best first date you've ever been on and why?

A: The best first date I've ever been on was dinner at a nice restaurant. I think that the reason it went so well is because the man made such a great first impression, and because the date was simple, with no pressure. He showed up at my door (Yes, AT my door...not honking his horn from the curb, or calling my phone from out front!) in a dress shirt, and tie, which showed me that #1 I've finally found a man who knows how to dress and #2 He cared enough about the date to want to make a good impression. He picked a restaurant with great food, and a private atmosphere that made it easy to get to know each other. The conversation was so great that I didn't even realize that hours had passed! He was attentive, paid the bill, and open every door for me. He took the time to get to know me, and impressed me enough with our first date that I continue to see him now...nearly a year and a half later!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Sorry for no girl yesterday, but we had some issues with blogger here on our end again. Now back to the show....

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Do you think it's really true what they say about women getting attached after sex? That it's almost impossible for a woman to just have a booty call? I'm experiencing some complications with a girl that I have been sleeping with for the last few months. She says she isn't getting clingy, but she calls all the time for no reason. Should I make a break for it?

Pass on the Clingy

Dear "Pass on the Clingy,"

I'm not sure what it is that you are asking me? Are we capable of just sex? Yes! Some women prefer to not be attached to someone. Some of us like our lives just the way they are. Just sprinkled with some sex. Some of us are not capable. It also depends on the situation. What kind of relationship/friendship did you have prior to sex. How often do you have booty calls, etc. Chemistry plays a large role in the "need to bond with you" feeling. Chemistry is a super powerful thing. Sometimes sex is so great, that we ignore the reality of how incompatible we are with this person. I actually did a little research online and found that with women, there is a hormone released during sex called Oxytocin. It can cause a feeling of wanting more from your booty call. It brings out the instinct of wanting to "bond." Good sex can cloud your vision so much that you don't see that this person is not for you. So today's lesson; Sex/lust can make you go blind! Thanks for writing!!

Sincerely,

Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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