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Meredith

Oh wow, it's 6:30 in the morning. Jesus H.....what a couple of Phil's games yesterday. Good time for Burrell to get back on track...now if we can only get that Utley character hitting again, we'll be all set. Today's hottie is straight outta Philly, and has maybe one of the funniest stories I've read in a while. It's unreal. But we'll get to that in a minute. First, let's hear what makes this hottie unique, shall we?



Hi! My name is Meredith Kimberley and I’m a Philly Hottie! I go to school in North Philly and I’m BFA Theatre major. I’m really into costume design, construction, and puppetry. I had my Philly debut in this year’s Fringe Festival! I love Coheed and Cambria, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, and the Foo Fighters. I play rock guitar and the bodhran (it’s a celtic drum). I’m a bo-black belt in Tae Kwon Do, Kum-do and I also do Hapkido and women’s defense classes.



So we got a black belt here, which means maaaaybe you shouldn't be such a dick to this one. I don't know, the idea of eating foot on a first date doesn't really appeal tome, so I'll tread lightly. I actually just read about the Fringe Festival. It's this eclectic gathering of artists in and around Philly who put on their own shows to help gain exposure for themselves on a bigger level. (I'm so goddamned cultured, bitches)....Meredith is also a little=different than our typical hottie. She's got more of an underground appeal to her...that whole goth and fetish type deal goin, and honestly, I dig it. It's a nice little change of pace. So, as I said, Meredith's date actually had me cracking up. People we're lookin at me like I'm crazy. Read what is quite possibly the worst date ever....


(Photo courtesy of T. Hibbs)

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Q: Meredith, what was your worst date ever?


A: My worst date was with a pretty cute boy from my school. Funny, smart, with a few little quirks that I later realized just made him an ass. First we went to the movies. Men: as a general rule, the movies are the worst idea for a first date ever. Unless you are both HUGE fans of a specific genre (I like comic book movies, if you were interested) and you make plans to discuss it afterwards (a movie and THEN dinner, for example) a movie on its own is rarely a good choice. Second, even though HE asked out, he made me pay for my own ticket. Men: Ouch…Just suck it up and pay the 19 dollars (or however much it is for a movie ticket right now) and treat your girl special. Especially if you are looking for some reciprocity afterwards, show her a good time. Third, we then sat in the very back row all the way on the end, even though the theatre wasn’t that crowded and proceeded to sit through the shit before the movie started without talking. Halfway through the movie, he asks for a handjob. Not a kiss, not to cuddle, a goddamn handjob during Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Men: What have we learned? Unless we are still in high school, we might want to up our game a little bit. Get your dress shirts tailored, don’t wear pleated front pants, trim your goddamn nose hair, use deodorant, clip your toenails, and don’t ask for a handjob during LOTR:3. You’ll be fine.



I agree. Karate Kid is sooo much better to get handjobbed during. Guys, rethink the whole popcorn trick during movies featuring hobbits, or any type of midgetry. Cause it's kinda weird. All I can think is that once this guy got shot down, he was then stuck watching little people run all over a foreign land or some shit. Leave that classy shit for romantic comedies. At least that way if she says no, you've still got that pretty little Kate Hudson to look at!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I really don't know what to do. I was with this girl for six months and suddenly she just connected with some guy and is now living with him. I don't understand it. Nothing happened between us, we didn't fight and we got along perfectly. She was everything I thought I could ever want in a woman. She somehow always knew what I needed or she just always says the right thing at the right time.She constantly told me how amazing I was and how happy she is. I'm so confused as to how this happened. Even the day she broke up with me, she said she needed space. She said there was no one else. That maybe we would get back together and she just needed time. Three weeks later she is living with some other guy! I asked her about it, she said they just connected. She said sometimes, you never know what's going to happen and you can't stop the gravitational pull. Do you think that this thing is real with this other guy or that she will realize that this isn't what she wants and come back? Maybe this is something she is just going through
Sincerely,
Better Off Dead

Dear "Better Off Dead,"

Oh man, If you haven't seen the movie, Better Off Dead, you really need to go rent it, my friend! Would you listen to yourself? It is not the end of the world! She is not the only woman out there with traits that you want. You need to ask yourself; Would be able to completely forgive her if she came back? Not too many people can completely forgive. Besides, why would you want someone who did that to you in the first place? Do you really believe that she is that innocent that she needed to learn from this experience just so she would come back to you? CUT ME A BREAK!!! She didn't have all her eggs in one basket. She didn't want to hurt you or be the asshole. But in NOT being the asshole, she is the asshole even more. Are you getting any of this? Maybe things were great and it may have been the best 6 months you have ever spent with anyone. What if this is just how she dates? What if this is just normal behavior to her? You really need to just sever the ties and move on. Maybe there is someone that's better for you right under your nose? Or maybe you should spend some time alone and regroup? Either way, she has moved on and you should too. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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I Fly Like Paper, Get High Like Planes, If You Catch Me On The Corner, I Got Hotties In My Name

Nicole

Whaddup, y'all. Sorry for the late post. I wanna give a big good luck to our past hottie, Terri, who is competing in the Miss Red Hot competition in AC this weekend. Make us proud! lol. Today we traveled to NE Philly to grab our hottie. Nicole is a 19 year old cutie who is blossoming into one HELL of a hottie. The other cool thing aobut her is the whole self pic thing. It's hard to hide flaws from a camera phone. I love the "self pic". It's almost like a present, like "Here. Here's what I look like when I'm bored." And when you look like Nicole when your bored, you should take pleny of pictures, cause you still look hot. Me on the other hand, I look like Young Frankenstein, so I purposely bought a phone with no camera. It's got the internets though! Nicole, tell us all about you and the Philly in ya!



Hey everyone!! my names nicole some of the things that i like to to do are ... i love to watch football i have a brother who played for thirteen years so i basically grew up around it. i love to sing, i like to dance, but im also a homebody and enjoy just sitting in and watching movies. i love food! im italian and thats part of our duties, to eat our butts off! all in all, i love being girly but i also love just hanging out and watching the games. somethings i really dont like would be liars people who try to hard and people who eat with their mouths open.



I caught the hidden message in there. Her brother played football for 13 years. So he's fast, strong, and agile, and most likely bigger than you. So tread lightly, fella. It also means, she can sit and talk shop with ya about SuperJive (Donnie Mac) and the rest of the birds. This hotties got curves and knows how to show em off. Italians love to cook...so that means your not just gonna get like a rack of ribs...your gonna get a rack of ribs in bouillabaisse (fuckin right spellcheck, I wasn't even close) and Gorgonzola sauce, or some other crazy shit you never heard of but tastes awesome. Plus she;s from NE, so you know she's got a little attitude with her. A little spunk, if I may. She seems like a real sweetheart, and she was generally thrilled to be asked to be our hottie of the day, which makes my day. Not only that, but Nicole went above and BEYOND the call of duty and answered two questions for us. Thanks again Nicole!!!

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Q1: Best piece of dating advice for us Philly guys, Nicole?

A1: The best dating advice i could give all the single guys out there would be Pay the tab! haha just kidding. Just be you and if she doesnt like you for that then shes not worth it. Show some kind of sense of humor girls love a guy that can make her laugh, Thats how i was won! Dont be all about yourself girls like it when you compliment them even if its on something little like how their nail polish mathces the shirt they're wearing or something small like that. Go in with confidence but dont be cocky and the results will be great!



Q2!!!! Nicole, what was your worst date ever and why??

A 2! My worst date would have to be... There was this guy ( not saying any names) who thought it would be a good idea to pregame before coming to get me one night for a date we had scheduled. he showed up and was completely wasted out of his mind it was funny at first but then i stepped outside to give him a piece of my mind and he threw up on me. worst night of my life. i told him to go home and never even think about trying to get me to go out with him again im a nice girl and im not crazy i dont know why anyone would have to drink before picking me up! so i dont know if you can call that a worst date ever if we never even made it to the date location . So gross.

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I've Seen Short Skirts And Hi-Techs, Blue Collar Boys And Rednecks

Marnie

Now this hottie has the right idea. She fled Philly a while back, but guess what? She saw that Philly needed her beauty in it's fine city and came charging back. With a vengeance. Just some quick site news: we'll be expanding in the near future. we're looking to head over to our new site, and we'll have more posts, more topics, and most importantly, we'll still have our hotties. We're even debating bringing in a guy hottie once in a while for all you hottie readers. I waned to take a minute to thank you all for your support in our site. Without you guys reading, this is just some random guys perverse thoughts. So let's hear more about this hottie, Marnie.

Hey Philly, my name is Marnie and I am 24 yrs old. I just moved back to the city after a failed 6 month move to DC. (I missed philly wayyyy to much). I consider myself out going, fun, and completely silly. I'm always the first one to laugh when I trip or fall down. (hey it happens) I am in the process of opening a new bar, BUCKHEAD SALOON! I will be bartending and doing event planning. In my free time I like to cook, hangout with my girls and my family. I am a huge EAGLES fan thanks to my father and love to watch all the games. Don't be afraid to come introduce yourself, I love to meet new people.

Buckhead Saloon, huh? I've been hearing a lot about this place, and if Marnie is the caliber of employee they have, then I may have found a new home Gooood bye, Big Heads, and all your new emo freak customers. I'll stick to the place where the hotties flow in faster than the alcohol flows out of the taps. Mmmmm beer and women. Marnie's got that natural beauty. With or without makeup, this hottie still can brighten a room with her smile (and a few rounds of beer, please). She's alsos responsible for event planning, not just the bartending, so we get to see this hottie's creative mind at work. She reminds me of that Anne Hathaway (spelling incorrect I'm sure) chick. The playful eyes, with the Crest white smile....how can you seriously resist that? Throw in the tight little package, and I'm smitten. Thank Marnie for helping to bring back a little class to the hotties on this site. She's definitely a woman who takes her business seriously, but can let loose once the work hours are done....well, if you're bartending sometimes you can even let loose during work! I'll definitely be dropping by Buckhead Saloon to see this hottie in action. Shots on ME!!!!Non literally on me...you can suck em from my hairy belly. That's so gross. OH! And new advice today...What's your worst date??

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Q: Marn-Dawg, what was your very worst date, and why?

A: My worst date would have to be about 8 months ago. He was totally hot and super sweet. He came right up to me in the bar I used to work at and introduced himself. It was refreshing because most guys are too shy and don't come up and say hi. He didnt give me a line or anything, which was nice. We went out for drinks and appetizers. 10 minutes into the date he was planning our entire life. The next 20 dates were planned off asking me what types of food I like. If I said Sushi, he would reply "oh we will go there sometime". His mom called during the date and he politely excused himself to take the call. He came back to tell me that his mom said hi to me. It didnt go much further then drinks because I suddenly "did not feel good".

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Can You Honestly Boo This Hottie? Yes, BOOOOOOOOO!

Miss Behave

I'm not booing her, I'm booing her shirt. Question of the week....does hotness make up for poor taste? Not that today's hottie has poor taste, but when it comes to sports teams, the jury is still out. Basically, what I'm asking is...can you overlook this hottie's affinity for the Giants? I mean, normally the answers no, but would you really be disappointed to come home and find this Tiki Barber jersey lounging around the house? I have to be honest and say...this is really a tough call. Miss Behave is gorgeous, she's that girl that you might see in the gym, or strolling through the mall (how come women stroll through the mall, and men troll through the mall?), and you catch a glimpse of her, and immediately your just impressed. But I still don't think I can take the Giants thing. Ok, I can say that all I want, but if I ever had a chance with this hottie in real life, you know right away I'd be like "Screw it. I can deal. " If I dated a Giants fan, I would just agree to never miss an Eagles game, never root FOR the Giants, and when they play eachother we'd have to watch at separate locations to protect the relationship. Also, last years season can't be mentioned if I'm in the same room, unles it'smocking Tiki Barber, and no mention of David Tyree. But let's focus on the GOOD qualities she has....because contrary to her wardrobe choice, she still is one a Top 5 Hottie.

Things I enjoy: shopping, working out and starbucks. I like to have a good time and be around down to earth and sincere people. I don't know what I would do without my friends. They are always there for me no matter what and I do the same in return. The Fall is my favorite season and im looking forward to the change of weather and some haunted hayrides! I work for a lumber and industrial supply company with my family in Central Jersey. I went to college at Delaware Valley College in Doylestown Pa. and had the best time ever!!! 30 mins from Philly...you cant beat that!

Ok, well finally a few qualities I like. Number one, her friends are important. I've been schooled since I was little to never trust a woman with no girlfriends. This girl has plenty, and a few who have been on this site, so A+ there. She's also educated and in shape. That really is harder to find then you would think. Another good characteristic of this hottie: classy. She cleans up good. Once she steps out of that filthy Giants jersey, she has a graceful style and charm that makes u imagine she'd be a fine wine drinker. Combine the style and grace with an outgoing, fun personality and you've got all the makings of a top notch hottie. She's got the intangible that I can never put my finger on...one of these days I'll figure out what it is...but it's like a combo of nice eyes and a great smile, I don't know. She just looks like she's as fun as she is hot. This is also her favorite time of year, so keep your eyes peeled, and if you see her in a Giants jersey, I probably wouldn't start off with the asshole chant......

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Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all these Philly guys?

A: The best advice I can give is to be genuine and always be yourself. Nothing is worse then pretending you're something you're not and showing you're true colors later. Always be honest! Treat others how you want to be treated. If you give 100% Ill give 110%.

That's the main theme of all the advice we get. Be yourself. But what do you do when "yourself" is boring? I'm not saying I act like anyone else, I'm just not that interesting. So I ask lots of questions.

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Oh, Hot Damn...This Is My Jam

Christina D

What a cutie. You know what's unique about this Philly Hottie, that we haven't had before? She left the land of cheesesteaks and and Tastykakes for Florida! How can we get her to come back?? Honestly though. This may be a bigger loss than if the Eagles lose to Dallas. This hottie is beautiful. I'm sure she's not regretting her decision in this downpour. Well, she might not even know it's pouring here, so erroneous point. With a hometown of Warminster, this 21 year old hottie might take a little convincing...but I think we can get her back. I mean, who's football games is she gonna go to? Where can she get a decent cheesesteak? Is she now a Marlins fan? Let's hear from Christina herself....

My names Christina D. I absolutely love the beach, dancing, writing, art, music, fashion, getting tattoos, bike riding, volunteering and animals. I am a hair stylist and it is the passion and love of my life. I can't stand people who in any way, shape, or form think that they're better than anyone else. I also hate spiders, cold weather, and cheap people.

This hottie shares that versatility quality i talk about so often on this site....whether she has short hair or long hair, blond hair or black hair, she still looks amazing. She's just....pretty. I really have no other way to put it. And it looks like she's got this cute little personality to add on to it. How do we cope with a loss of this caliber in Bucks County? It's hard enough to find hotties as it is.....now I find out that they are all jetting off to some southern city, trying to escape the winters. Shit. This is why I should be rich. I don't wanna lose our best talent to Florida. Especially not our good looking brunettes. They already have beaches and what not in the FLA. And now we gotta give them Christina? Hell no. We should put up a fight to stop our hotties from movin to Florida. Put up a wall like they have for mexicans with border patrol and all that. Christina...come baaaaaaack! What do we gotta do to convince you that Philly is the hotspot? I know....we got WAWA's! What's better than a shorti with pickles on the side?

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Q: Whats your best dating advice for all these single Philly guys?

A: The best dating advice that I can give any guy is to just PLEASE be yourself. I had a guy the other day come up to me at a bar, telling me about how rich he is and how he's been to this place and that place and has 10 houses and blablabla, and it was just such a HUGE turn-off. Be genuine. Believe me, most girls can appreciate an average, normal, hard working guy - just as long as he has aspirations and goals. Don't try overly hard to impress us, just be yourself because believe me, we can totally sense it when your trying too hard =] And any girl that automatically gets turned on by hearing about all of the materialistic things that you have, is most likely not worth anybodies time.

Oh, so you don't want a ride in my Aston Martin? (scurries to phonebooks....car rentals....hurrry)

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Don't Get Your Hopes Up Yet, Birds Fans.

Christina Vicious

Looky here! What's that we've got today? That's right..it's video! Technology is the shiiiiiit. It's like a glimpse into a whole new view of the hottie. You get to see her in action. First thing first....the Eagles. Great game yesterday, but don't get your hopes up yet. Remember last year, we whipped Detroit, then next week gave up 275 sacks to the Giants, and that rollercoster derailed? Talk to me after next week. Today we've got Christina Vicious. Not to be confused with Lady Von Vicious, our former hottie. Christina comes to us from Cherry Hill, NJ, where the hotties grow like athletes on steroids. Quickly and plentiful. Christina's another hottie who can quickly go from blonde to brunette, and look hot either way. Break us off with some info about yourself, Ms. Vicious.


I'd like to think of myself as a very down to earth laid back kinda girl. I love to make the most out of life, and do things that will put a smile on my face and others. I love to go to the beach and shop, a typical girly girl. The hot weather is the best, the cold weather really can bring my spirits down but i try to not let it. Right now my only line of work is modeling, and I took the year of school at Widener University to focus more on improving myself for modeling.


Heeeey, Girly Girl. There's nothing typical about this hottie. She's got the type of body that makes grown men cry. Look at those boobies !!! (sorry, if I didn't point them out people would be wondering if I was gay and/or blind, and I'm neither). She's also got some personality and some attitude to her. Especially with a name like Christina Vicious. I'm kind of afraid to cross her, but part of me wants to see that wild side. I mean, her motto is " I've got tattoos on places you'd love to lick"...so she must have a shitload of tattoos, cause it's Monday morning and I've yet to eat breakfast. You can find Christina roaming all over the city doing promotions for events, such as the Danny Bonaduce boxing event, and she was also a Wingette at the Wing Bowl. Check out the advice, holmes.

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Q: Ms. Vicious, what's your best piece of dating advice for all those single, drunken Philly guys?
A: The best advice I can give a single guy is be yourself, show who you really are. If someone likes you for someone your pretending to be what good does that do? Being yourself shows your not afraid, and that you have confidence, and sometimes confidence is one of the sexiest things.

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