"You Gotta Take Hold Of That Bitch"

Kelli

Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god. THE PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! Did anyone see the video at Frankford and Cottman? Pandemonium! The clown climbing the billboard egging on the crowd. The Phil's hugging and piling up in the middle of the field. And good ol' Uncle Chuck, admitting the last thing his mother said to him waas that she'll pray he wins these games. What has two thumbs and tickets to game 5 of the World Series??? THIS GUY!!! Ok, I've overused that joke, now onto today's hottie. This is a special day for Philly Hotties...we're crossing over into another world, a whole other pantheon of hotties, that are hands off for us. We bring to you, Kelli, the 20 year old Lesbian Hottie. Why a lesbian on a site that gives dating advice to guys? Simple....she's knows the game from both sides. She knows what attracts her, and she knows how to pick up women. Simple enough. Let's let this cutie tell us all about herself.

So whats up? I'm a lesbian and the name is Kelli, im 20 years old (21 november 10th baby ;), i live at the beach. I detail boats and go to school for massage therapy and i will be graduating in January, I can't wait. I love going out and meeting new people. No matter what the situation is im always trying to make the best out of it. I hate being lonely, and I also hate cheaters & liars.

This blonde haired girl next door details boats? What a job...live on the beach, detail boats, and hit on chicks. She lives the life! I'm actually jealous. I'm also kinda miffed that these lesbians are pulling much hotter ass than us. It's embarrassing. I think Kelli's got a liiiiittle bit of a wild side to her, no? It's in the eyes...calm, but mischievous. And when you read her advice, it's definitely a little bit of a shock coming from such an innocent looking hottie. Lesbians make the world a better place, and by the world I mean my special catalogue that I use at night to help me sleep. One day I wanna have a phone number contest like in The Wood, where Omar Epps and Slim see who can get more numbers...I'm going with Kelli. She's just hotter. It's an unfair advantage. Anywho, read on about what this hottie has to say about picking up women....prepare to be shocked

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best advice for guys, or lesbians, on how to pick up women, and what was your worst date ever?

A: Treat and respect others as you would like to be treated. Ooh and I love strong, sexy, decisive, and ambitious women full of initiative-who doesnt? When your out on a date a good idea would be to NOT bring up the exs. Just be yourself don't be shy and just have fun! And y worst date ever was when the girl said she doesn't put out. It can only be saved if you take hold of that bitch.

"Take hold of that bitch"....new words to live by.

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Don't Be Just Another Brick in The Wall

Foxy Lauren

Lauren With The Phillies 1B Ryan Howard

I've been trying to grab this hottie for our site for like two weeks now, but as you can see from her schedule below, she is a busy body. I finally asked (aka hounded) her enough so that we could check out more of her on our site and see what she's all about. I have two words that are all I need to describe her look....Hawaiian. Tropic. That's all. She's got a body like Andy Reid...it just won't quit. One of the top qualities I find in a hottie's personality is a zest for life. An unwillingness to let everyday be the same, and not to let others guide your path in life. I think I'm in love...or lust as Bombshell would tell me. I really wanna hear more about the beautiful Lauren, so let's hear what this hottie has to tell us.

Someone once told me, "Life isn't about fun and games." Well MINE is! I live every day as if it's my last and like my brother always says, "live life, no regrets."

I'm a Ring Girl and Spokes model for Liberatone Advantage Sports Nutrition (www.liberatone.com) I've also worked with the IFL as well as appeared in an episode of TAPOUT TV. I'm also the state winner for Miss Hawaiian Tropic New Jersey 2007.

I'm pretty approachable and down to earth. I love telling jokes and laughing. My friends need to have a good sense of humor. Boring people don't hold my attention span.

I'm in college for Theatre Arts and I've also started writing plays. Well, they're pretty much just a bunch of scenes, but hopefully one day I'll be able to write a whole two act.

I love classic rock from the 60's and 70's. Pink Floyd is my favorite band and I would totally shave my head if Roger Waters and David Gilmour come back together for a reunion. It would so be worth it.

I'm laid back and a nice girl.

First off, I hope to god that Lauren shows up for class dressed like that picture. If I was in her class I'd hope to god she didn't! How can you pay attention to anything the teacher says with a woman that fine sitting next to you? Do you ignore it? Walk out with the book over your lap? I don't know how I'd react. This is one time I pray to god that there is no Pink Floydish reunion, although, I do believe that she could pull off the bald look. Like a Natalie Portman bald. It's the middle stages of regrowth that look odd. I need to know where we meet hotties like this! Certainly, they are on the calenders of your cubicle...but they must hang out somewhere. I'm pretty sure that 9 out of 10 us aren't tough enough for this hottie. We're lovers, not fighters at Philly Hotties. But screw with our hotties, and the inner Irishman comes out blazin! But with Lauren,I won't even need to unleash my inner LeprechaunHulk. Just lookin at this beauty will tell you that she can handle her own, and she'll probably kick your ass in that skirt and heels ensemble (gay word!) . For real...a hottie with a sense of humor and a Miss Hawaiiain Tropic Sash.....Ummmm where do I sign up?

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all of us Philly Lovers?

Ayyyyy: The best advice I could give to a guy when dating a girl is just be yourself and don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. Also cooking for me won’t hurt either. My dream guy is someone who can get along with my family, likes animals, nice to children and one who is sensitive and sweet, but is not afraid to stick up for me and fight for me when the time comes. Although I’m well capable of defending myself, it’s nice to have a knight in shining armor.

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Friggin Phillies...5 Wins Away!!

Courtney

"You know you're part of the team when

you get your ass hammered by the guys.

There's no better feeling" -Matt Stairs

Only in baseball do we allow this quote. Only when the Phillies put themselves one game away from the World Series would I not mock this. Only when I'm speechless from total and utter shock do I not make rear-end joke after rear-end joke until I'm blue in the face. This quote passes only when you hit a 420 ft moon shot off the other teams closer, and bring TWO cities to their collective knees. And what a shot it was.... 5 more wins and we'll be crying man tears. I mean, who thought Uncle Charlie would out manage Joe Torre....like, ever (stumbles, mumbles and all) WOOOHOOO! Anyway onto business at hand. Today we've brought you a little daredevil of a hottie. Evil Knievel style. Courtney is 19 years old, and currently attends Bucks County Community College. I never had girls in my classes who looked like this. EVER. It would make school so much more interesting. I'd pay attention, I'd be a class clown....I'd do something else other than sleep. Courtney is an adventurous blonde beauty, but what makes her so unique?

I currently work in a bank part time while going to school. I'm studying to be a lawyer and love every minute of it. Some of my hobbies/interests include racing cars and bikes (I plan on getting my own bike in the summer time, a Yamaha YZF R6) I think that is also something that makes me unique because most girls wouldn't dare drive their own bike like that. Sports are great, I can't get enough of them. GO PHILLIES! I also love working out and going out in the city with my friends.

She's gonna be a lawyer?? Perfect, cause I always seem to be getting in some sort of donnybrook. Once she passes her bar exam, I'll have to keep her on retainer. Imagine a tall, leggy blonde pulling up to the courthouse, taking off her helmet in slo-mo and shaking out her hair like the movies. Then she saunters into the courtroom and drops some hardcore legal jargon on the judge and jury, and BANG! You're home free. Then you thank her by taking her out for drinks in the city followed by a Phillies game, but she beats you to the stadium because she's in her souped up Fast and Furious car and you're in your '97 Wrangler. It's all very Boston legal, but we'll take that over and call it Philly Legal (I hate Mass-holes and anything Bah-ston....except Larry Bird, the great white hope.) So on this weeks episode of Philly Legal, a website that has been sued claims freedom of speech and fights the power like Chuck D. Courtney comes to defend the honor of this local small time website, and in the end everyone's winner....except for the person who sued. Stay tuned for next weeks episode where Courtney races cars, and a client teaches her how to do wheelies on a crotchrocket while waving rally towels on her ride into the sunset....

Tip of the Day

Q: Courtney...what's your best first date ever and why?

A: I would have to say that the best first date I ever went on was with a guy who took me to a Phillies game as a first date. He came and picked me up at my house (he even came to my door). He opened all of the doors for me and was really sweet. That goes to show that chivalry is not dead, and it's something that I find very important in this world. If a guy wants to win me over he has to be chivalrous. That's why it was my most memorable first date, and of course sporting events are ALWAYS alot of fun.

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Gia, Gia, Happy Anniversary

Gia

Well, I broke a rule today, and decided that it would be ok to post a picture of this hottie and her boyfriend. It's their 5 year anniversary today (collective awwwwww's) so I figured we could put a picture of the lucky bastard up. This is the first Gia we've ever had on our site, and it reminded me that the first time I ever heard that name was on full house. Gia was the new girl who smoked in the bathroom and welcomed innocent little DJ Tanner into Junior High. OUR Gia doesn't look like the smoking in the bathroom type, but there still looks to be a little bit of bad girl in her, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. A little excitement is always welcomed in our lives. This Bustleton area hottie has a lot goin for her...so let's hear it.



im a sales rep for comcast...i dont know if ya want to put this..but ive been with the same guy since i was like 17...our 5 year anniversary is actually on monday 10-13-03...i love to dance n have fun with my girls..my best friend is amy (2nd on top) i love my family, and im always up for a good time. im a crazy italian bitch from philly! that pretty much explains me..haha..and always remember boys if ya screw us we will screw ya harder! LOL.. muah ♥ G



Gia also sent us like 10 pictures to use and I really couldn't even decide. This really is a beautiful woman here. She's also in a contest on WMMR in which she needs YOUR help to get some votes. Follow this link and make sure you cast your vote as often as possible. She's also got a job and what not, which bodes well for her boyfriends wallet. 5 years is a looooong time. I don't think I've ever even held a job for 5 years, let alone a girlfriend. This brunette beauty reminds us why we love brunettes over here. Gorgeous, great body, jobby-job, and she can dance. What more could you ask for....sounds like a keeper to me. Oh, and she has hot friends....I guess it's the whole birds of a feather thing, but I'm sure it's not exactly a pain in the ass to be friends with this guy. I wish all my friends got girlfriends with hot girlfriends...makes life so much easier. But anyway, let's wish a happy anniversary to this hottie and her man a Happy 5th Anniversary.

Tip of the Day

Q: What would be your verrry best piece of dating advice for all those not taken philly guys?

A: okay for a guy to be attractive, i would say to treat ur girl as you would want your mother to be treated. Also boys if u have a girl, do urself a favor DONT CHEAT...cause she will find out and trust takes a real long long time to build back up...n there is no relationship with out trust. very important things r, work out to keep in shape..good hygiene...and of course know how to treat a lady. every girl loves chocolate and flowers, my personal lil thoughts r Wild Flowers. i absolutely loves them. and a lil dove chocolate ! and personal, it is not attractive being cocky...it aint gonna get ya know where....wow u know im from philly with that sentece...LOL...well thats about it!


VOTE HERE: http://photos.wmmr.com/gallery/album23?page=6

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend just told me that she thinks we need to take a break. That things are getting really serious and she needs to focus on school. I am so confused. I had no idea this was even an option. We have been together for a long time.We still talk and text everyday. I haven't seen her for four days. I asked her about what's going on? Meaning, are we really breaking up? She says no, this isn't a break-up. It's a break. It's more about school and studying. I still don't get it because it's not like I ever interfered with her school stuff. If I text her, she doesn't respond back right away like before. A few times, it took her hours to get back to me. I just don't understand what is going on. I like to think that if I just do what she wants, then things will go back to normal. Am I being dumped?

-Can't Read Between the Lines

Dear "Can't Read Between the Lines,"

Do you need sky writing? She needs space? You're so being dumped! I'm sorry. Any young adult can balance school and a relationship (especially a long-term one). Unless she is studying to be a brain surgeon. But even then, I'm pretty sure that there is a level of maturity that allows you to balance your personal relationships. She wants space, GIVE HER SPACE! Stop being so available! She obviously is evaluating your relationship. Maybe she is trying to leave her options open. Either way, no matter how bad you want this relationship, you need to back off. Stop being available. Let her REALLY think about what she is doing without you being available to her when she wants to reach out. Trust me. I have said it before and I will say it again, women do not want anything that comes so easily. Remember that. Find something to occupy your time and stop dwelling on this. When she asks what's wrong, tell her you are giving her what she asked for. End of story. You should know within about two weeks whether she was trying to let you fizzle out, or if she was really going through something. Best of luck!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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I Can Ride My Bike With No HandleBars... Nooo Handlebars

Kelli aka The Analyzer

WOOOOHOOOO! 1 down, 3 to go, and my pasty ass will be sitting lower level, beer in hand, bird in other today for this exciting Game 2. Pat the Bat...no one wanted to beleive me two years ago. He's gonna come around. He's the elader of this squad. J-Roll's got it all messed up. But onto today's hottie, Kelli aka The Analyzer. Ana-Lyzer. You have to be careful reading it, because if you put the empASis on the wrong sylLAble, you get a completely different meaning. This beauty really helped us out today, and to top it off she's a complete MILF. When I was a kid, we had one friend who's mom's nickname was fro, cause she had a jew-fro. We always told him the carpet matches the drapes. Kelli's everywhere you wanna be, and places you've never been....she was even on Ugly Betty. So let's hear more about this world class traveler.

My name is Kelli G. and I am 27 years old. I am a travel coordinator/project coordinator for the 7th largest IT staffing company in the U.S by day and a Coors promo model/mom at night. In my spare time you will either find me watching movies, or reality t.v. (Yes I love Chef Ramsey! )playing with my beautiful daughter or out with my friends. I am very adventurous and have Bungee jumped from 80 feet. Although my sky-diving adventure got cancelled last time I was in Vegas I will be jumping on my next visit. I have sailed the carribean on a 51 foot sailboat for 3 weeks and love the water!

A mom, a skydiver, bungee jumper, a professional and sailor. WTF....what's next? Mastering the fine art of the violin? Base jumping off William Penn? She's got amazing eyes, and insane body, and can give you one look that'll turn you in to puddy. Look at the abs! I've got not much more to say, but thanks to Kelli. What a beauty!

Tip of the Day

Q: Kelli- Kel....what's your worst date ever???

Ayyy: My Worse date would have to be several years ago. The guy picked me up and the first no-no was we had to stop quickly so they could lower his car. On the way he hit an old lady getting on the highway! How bad is that! Guys drive with some sense it’s never good to scare the hell out of us on the first date! Then after we resolve the accident he’s in the car complaining about old people and how it was her fault when clearly she was stopped and he just ran right into her. Sheezzz…hit and old lady then blame her. To say the least the rest of the night went just as smoothly as we waited for almost 2 hours for his car to get worked on. By the time we got to a party to have some fun I already realized this guy clearly wasn’t for me. I love cars and all, but aren’t you trying to impress me on a first date…not act like it’s all about you??? What ever happened to flowers, opening the car door and a nice dinner or hell a trip to go skydiving..lol.

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Ally with a Y...I'm Daniel with an L.---NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!

Ally

Oh boy, here we go baby!!! NLCS tonight, and the Phils are goin up against a hot team right now, so let's see how we size up. I feel confident that my main man, Pat the Bat, is gonna have a big series, but tonite we have to rely on Cole the Kid, and guys with other ridiculously juvenile nicknames. So paint the town red and let's get down to the business at hand. Montgomery County is where i now reside for work, and I have to be honest, I absolutely hate it. but I did stumble upon on bright spot for this county......Ally. This brunette beauty makes this county a lovable and fun place to be, but even she knows to get into the city for the nightlife. Unless you like country music (which I looooove) and wanna line dance to Achy Breaky Heart all night at the Montana West. Top it off with the fact that she's smokin hot and barely legal...this hotties got other things goin for her too....



well..my name is Ally,(single) im 19 years old and i'll be 20 in November, i know young..but mature!I live in the phillyburbs! I have 5 tattoos, addicted i wont lie & many more to come ;). There is also nothing more attractive than a guy with tattoos! I work for one of the largest companies in the country, some may know it, Verizon Wireless. I go to work and school full-time..so days off..none, but when i go out i'll be with my girls in old city! to be honest i don't know what i'd do w/o my girls!! also i love nothing more than going out to the club & dancing i dont go much anymore but when i do..the only thing im feeln is the beatt..or a sexy guy that knows how to feel it with me! (a guy that can dance..def. hot!)



A guy that can dance? What qualifies as good dancing? Running man? I can do that ish backwards, pimpin. 5 tattoos? A well placed tattoo on a hottie is always a welcome sight. But, damn Ally, 5?? Another master of the self pic, this hottie can discount your cell phone bill ($248 last month, seriously), and then go out for drinks (virgin daiquiris) and have you spending your newly saved money on her. Ally may be from the Hatfield, the town of hotdogs, but don't let that fool you. This hottie has a little attitude in her, and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. You can catch her has no fear of driving down in her tractor to the big ol' city. Sorry, that's what I picture people in Hatfield driving. Ally's got a great smile and the style to match. So let's really dig deeper and find out some advice from this Pretty Young Thang.

Tip of the Day

Q: Ally, What would be your biggest pet peeve with the guys you meet in Philly?

A: There's probably a few, but my biggest pet peeve with philly guys is how overly conceited they can be! We all get it you're good-looking, love to be center of attention, WHO DOESNT!. but when it comes down to they want to take you out..their schedule is rediculous they say how "popular" they are, places to go, people to see... don't we all?..If a guy is getting your number and wants to take you out, you would think he'd be free. Personally, I'm not gonna waste my time waiting around for a guy that wants to go out if he's not going to make the time and effort to see me..so are there any men out there not lil boys that wanna make that effort? if not..i might have to find me a nice newyorkkerr ..;)


A NEW YORKER??!?!?!?! WTF is that?!

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