I Can't Look In Her Eyes, This Hotties Outta My Leeeeeeeague

Samantha

One of the things I like about our site, is that we get tips from Hot, Hot women on how to pick up these Hot, Hot women. Today's an exception....I'm going to say that you (me,your IT work buddy, and your friend named Fats) have got NOOOOOO shot on this one fellas. None. Not a prayer. Sorry, Fellllla. Samantha is reppin Center City, baby. The hottest ones come from PHILLY, boyeeeeee. Do yourself a favor and take this hottie's tip and apply it on someone in your league. She's successful, passionate, smart, hot, and on and on....In the immortal words of The Swayze, "She's outta my leeeeeeeeeague" Don't hate on the Swayze, I bet he could pick up this hottie during his Roadhouse days, just not YOU. You don't have Roadhouse and Dirty Dancing under your belt. Samantha's like a superhuman...more advanced than you..like ET. I guess all this 80's nostalgia is comin back due to the news of a possible New kids comeback. I'll shut up. I sound ridiculously flamboyant today...Swayze, Roadhouse, Flavor Flav, New Kids....wtf? Samantha...please?

MODEL ACTRESS SINGER OF JAZZ AND BROADWAY AND SMALL BUSINESS OWNER. I RUN A PRINCESS PARTY BUSINESS THE "SWEET 16 OF MTV" FOR LITTLE GIRLS. SO I'M PRETTY MUCH A PROFESSIONAL PRINCESS. I LOVE TO GO OUT FOR FUN SEEK ADVENTURE HATE NEGATIVITY. MY GIRLFRIENDS AND FAM ARE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO ME, GUYS INCLUDED. YOUR TRUE FRIENDS U CAN COUNT ON UR HAND YOUR ACQUAINTANCES NEVER ENDING. I LIKE TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND I LIKE TO SIT AND RELAX IN ALONE SOMETIMES JUST DEPENDS ON MY MOOD. I TEND TO GO FOR THE GUYS THAT ARE THE CHALLENGE AND END UP HEARTBROKEN OR JUST BORED IF THEY AREN'T ENOUGH SO IM STAYING SINGLE FOR AWHILE U COULD SAY UNLESS SOME VALIANT ATTRACTIVE PRINCE RESCUES ME..LOL I'M A GIVER BUT LOVE TO BE SURPRISED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. I GUESS IF U WERE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME U WOULD SAY .. SHE'S IN A FUNNY WAY BIPOLAR BARBIE NEVER BORING OR DULL SOMETIMES INTIMIDATING BUT ALWAYS MAKING SURE EVERYONE HAS A SMILE ON THEIR FACE ... A HEALER A HELPER A PARTIER A GIVER TOO MANY WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS BUT ENOUGH TO SAY .. I LIVE MY LIFE WITH THIS : EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON AND U ONLY LIVE LIFE ONCE SO IF U KEEP LOOKIN IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR ULL NEVER MOVE FORWARD. FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAYS

See, Dick? Out of your league. Too Beautiful, Too Ambitious.....WAIT! If I think that, and you think that...how many other guys who run into her think that? If you plan on approaching this beauty, you better have some ambition hangin around. And check out the picture of her and Bombshell!!! Bombshell, do work, lady! DO WORK! Hook me up....riiiiiiight. I couldn't even get this hottie with a referral letter from THE Atomic Bombshell...who by the way is the hottest Dating Columnist EVER!!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a perfect gift for Valentine's day...what would it be?

A: PERFECT VALENTINES GIFT: A HOMEMADE CARD A BOX OF ROCHERE CHOCOLATES IT COMES FROM THE HEART VS HALLMARK THEN A NICE DINNER FOLLOWED BY SPONTANEOUS ENDEAVOR OF SOME SORT... GENTS ITS ON U...I LIKE CREATIVITY

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Hickory Dickory Dock, This Hottie Was.....

Christine Patton

We've got a new breed here on Local Hotties today. Something we;ve never had before....the stand up comedian! Seriously...a hottie with looks AND a sense of humor, and she's about to hit it big, so you can probably live off her while you get your Madden Championship career going. Another Jersey girl, with the Jerz girl personality, but I'll give this one a pass....cause any comment I make will come back two-fold. Never mess with a witty woman. Christine, tell 'em what your up to...

My name is Christine Patton "aka" the Jersey Girl Comic. I produce and host comedy shows. I write a humor section for Phlare Magazine. Philadelphia's young working women, and a personality and contributor for CBS Radio 1210 the Big Talker with DR. Mazz. Currently I pitching a TV Show.

She's hitting all types of media. How cool is that, though? I've never been to a comedy show, so I might have to track her down and find out where these shows are.....somethin tells me that would be a good spot for a first date. Now I just have to club a woman and drag her to the show

caveman style.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a perfect gift for Valentine's day...what would it be?

A: Buy me a massage/beauty treatment at a spa.Cook me dinner and have a nice bottle of red wine with lots of candles with a great comedy DVD, something decedent for dessert and buy me someting sexy to slip on later. Yes, I know I'm asking a lot and maybe only a gay man would be able to pull this off, but this would be heaven. And don't forget lots and lots of kissing.

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In The Time Of Chimpanzees, She Was A Hottie

Mere

Goooood Morning, Philadelphia!!! Sorry, that's about as chipper as I get in the morning. Now onto my reasons why you should kill yourself....jk. We've brought you Mere today, 22 year old hottie from the 'Yunk I believe. We actually had Mere's boss on Friday as our hottie. Now imagine walking into that place and sitting down for an interview. This girl is gorgeous in an unsuspecting kind of way....you know what I mean? It's like when your playing basketball and your cutting across the lane, then BAM...someone punches you in the nuts...and your like "Oh, wait, I just got hit..I think ...oh yeah...ohhh god, my nuts" Her beauty sneaks up on you like that...it takes a minute to digest and grasp the full picture. It's not intimidating, she seems approachable, yet still really hot. Mere told us, "I'm a Leo, and even though I'm a good girl, I have a bit of a bad girl lion in me (I have a tattoo of the Leo symbol on my tummy). And I wear lots of peridot everyday (my birthstone). " I'm interested to see what it looks like when a good girls gone bad.... Mere also brings us an interesting tip today. We're exploring the whole Valentines Day theme. So that those of you with actual sex lives can continue having them, and those of us whose sex lives are sputtering like an '82 K car can continue down our path of loneliness.

Tip of the Day

Q: What would be a great Valentines Day gift?

A: I think one of the most special things a guy (or anyone really) can do is adopt an animal. My boss took in a stray dog she found on Kelly Drive and saving his life was a big inspiration for me. So I think the best gift would be to open my door and walk into my apt finding a little dog/cat that my guy adopted from the local animal shelter.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I just started my on myspace account because it seems like everyone I know, has one. So in my search for my friends, I found the profile of the girl that I'm dating. It is like a whole other side of her that I had no idea about. All these sexy photo's and the guys that leave her flirty, sexual comments. She comments back to them in the same way. I told her that I just started a myspace profile to see what she would say and she didn't say anything. What pissed me off the most is that she didn't even say that she was on there too. What do you think I should do?

Shocked on Myspace

Dear Shocked on Myspace,

Welcome to Myspace!!!! It is a place for people to do, and say things that they should not! You can look at this 2 ways; It's myspace and not to be taken seriously or if she really was doing something that she thought was wrong, she wouldn't post it for the world to see. Yes, she should have mentioned she was on there when you told her about your account. Yes, I think you need to talk to her about it. Don't immediately launch into "I saw all the raunchy things guys were saying to you!" You have to start off simple and see if she takes the lead in the conversation. Say something like, " I was typing in email addresses of people that I know and I found your profile on myspace. I was checking out your profile and I was going to send you a friend request." See what she has to say next. If she doesn't want to be friends on myspace, I would say it's time to date someone else!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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Here's Another Hottie with a Fake ID, Or "Here's Michelle, 29 Year Old Hawaiian Organ Donor"

Michelle

Happy Friday, Snitches!! Wheeew Boy. Look at this treat we've got in store for you today. after the plethora of models we had all week, we've brought you the girl next door....a really hot girl next door. I love models and all but sometimes we need a little change. I can't eat cheesesteaks for every meal, right? I've certainly given it the ol' college try though. Michelle's got some style and class. She come to us from "The Yunk" Manayunk, which in Indian means, "The place where we drink." Yezzir, there's some random knowledge for your ass. Use it at the bar on a hottie! She's a humanitarian Hottie as you'll find out...nothing like a woman who's a go-getter! Michelle's smokin hot, and looks like she also has a little sass underneath that beautiful exterior. So I'm not even gonna mess with her...Michelle, break em off a lil something proper like....

Hey, My name is Michelle and I love to have a good time everywhere I go!! Im a free lance Make up Artist and also Manage a retail store on Walnut st down town. I Love To Laugh with my friend and family!!! I'm quick witted and full of energy!! I Love animals Esp DOGS!!! I think what makes me unique is...I have a huge heart and compassion for people and animals. Just recently I rescued a stray Bull Dog on walking on Kelly Dr. he was hit by a car and severely injured. I took him in a nursed him to health!!! Feels good to help someone or something in need!!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a sexy/romantic gift from a guy...what would it be?

A: A sexy romantic gift huh??? Well a surprise get away to a bed and breakfast sounds good. maybe the Finger Lakes??NY?? Near a winery sampling wine and cheese alone with each other sounds like a real good time to me!!!

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Hotties Wanna Get Dirrtty, Let's Get A Little Unruly!

Jen Lee Doll

WOOOHOO! We've got a treat today fellas! I'd have posted this sooner but I was busy ...ahem.. unclogging my keyboard. Jen Lee Doll is as fun as she is hot. This girl will find your limits and push you beyond them. She loves to model, runs her own clothing and makeup line, and tests the elasticity in your Osh Kosh B'Gosh's on a daily basis. The body is siiiiiick, son. Literally, I might make her my screensaver....the only drawback is that I would be huddled around my computer with all my co-workers counting down until the screensaver kicked in. "3.....2.....1....." *High-Fives all around!* Grown men are in tears wishing for their youth back for a chance to even hit on this hottie. That opportunity would most likely get turned down unless they are a UFC fighter with tattoos and arms like a true Hulkamaniac. Hands where I can see 'em, Brother! Click on her myspace link and check out this hotties blog with 6 facts about her. Number 6....she likes to take pictures and/or video of her getting "dirttay" so she can see where she needs to improve...that's dedication. Shitbrick! Now the Gggggggggggggggggggggg's stuck. My computer screen looks like I parked my car under a birds nest for a week. Read on...you WILL NOT be disappointed....unless your gay.... then you'll be uttering shit like "This Hottie's Fierce!... Faaaaabulous!" I need to go find out what a "sex sundae" is...I'll just need a minute cause I can't walk out into my office like this....Sexual Harassment is a no-no.

Name: Jennifer Lee Doll
Often called : J Doll or Jenny

Age : 24 *25 in June yay* *my insurance rates finally go down*!!

Eye Color: Green

Hometown: West Chester Pa

Fav Food: Sushi with duck sauce and Belgian waffles!

Fav Color: Magenta

Occupation: Makeup artist and clothing Designer JLDOLLCLOTHING.com or MYSPACE.COM/JLDOLLCLOTHINGCO
Name: Jennifer Lee Doll
Often called : J Doll or Jenny

Age : 24 *25 in June yay* *my insurance rates finally go down*!!

Eye Color: Green

Hometown: West Chester Pa

Fav Food: Sushi with duck sauce and Belgian waffles!

Fav Color: Magenta

Occupation: Makeup artist and clothing Designer JLDOLLCLOTHING.com or MYSPACE.COM/JLDOLLCLOTHINGCO


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On a Sunday after noon you can usually find me.. Bike riding *when its warm out* or In the gym

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Tip of the Day

Q: If u wanted a sexy/romantic gift from a guy...what would u want?
A: Lingerie is always nice because we all need something to hold the boobs up!! But Seriously... I would LOVE something I could use!!! You know like.... a gift certificate to MAC, Wawa, or even the local cycle shop.. Now that's what I call a thoughtful man...

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Nikki Jean Is Not My Lover....She's Just a Hottie

Nikki Jean

Rarely do I beg for a hottie to be on this site....rarely. I can name like 3 or 4. This girl I really reaaaaaally wanted on our site. And that was BEFORE she got ummmm...digitally enhanced. People ask me..."What made you guys start THAT site?" like it has the AIDS, and I tell them..."I was sick of missing chances to talk to fly honeys at the bar." And yes I say fly honeys, for comic effect. Simple. I want to learn how to meet women like this. Beauty, brains, boobs, booty...etc. Complete package. The girl next door looks with Girls Next Door body. I'm smitten...(infatuated, not extra mittens). Approach this hottie with caution. Her family is very militarily involved. I can deal with dad's with shotguns and tobacco...but dad's with M-16's and an uncle with a fighter jet, both with military backgrounds..... Effff that. 23 years old and reppin the dirty Jerz, this hottie's more interesting than the gap between Michael Strahan's teeth, which is very interesting considering it grows at the same rate as Strahan's forehead. Eli "Not Peyton" Manning should drop his woman and go on the prowl in South Jersey. Nikki Jean is a makeup artist and hairstylist by day, and a model by night. Family and friends are important...so identify the big friend early, and constantly have a bag of combos in your back pocket to avoid the C-Block. *Hint* toss one combo at a time...that way you don;t run out of ammo early. Honestly though, her friends are hot too. This girl is what our site is supposed to be about. It's what I've dreamed it would be about. Thanks Nikki.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a sexy/romantic gift from a guy...what would it be?

A: I THINK A SEXY/ROMANTIC GIFT FROM A GUY WOULD BE TO TAKE ME OUT TO A VERY NICE RESTAURANT IN THE CITY, ROSES, AND EVEN JEWELERY (I GUESS IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW LONG YOUR WITH THAT PERSON)....

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Your Hottie Can't Help It....Your Hottie Can't Help It!

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Hottie's Looking Like America's Next Top Model

Denise

Nothing pains me more than seeing Eli Manning making it to the Super bowl His cornfed crooked farmboy charm is despicable. So in order to ease the pain of looking at Michael Strahan's gap-toothed yapper, we bring to you Denise. Now this is a woman. If I had the ability to construct the perfect hottie, I'd use Denise as my outline. I can't find a flaw....straight out of Philadelphia and into your computer screens, Denise will definitely help lighten that Monday morning hangover. I'm actually speechless. I'm trying to choose the photos to use, and I just can't....there's literally so much tasty goodness to choose from. All her photo's are courtesy of Glamour Bitch Photo...and I'm now insanely jealous of that photographer. Seriously, I should have been a photographer instead of starting a website. I feel like a failure. Denise...please tell them what makes you so hot...she also made me feel like less of a man, cause I'm deathly afraid of rollercoasters. It stems from a childhood incident that doesn't get spoken of in my family.

To let you in on a little bit about myself I am a 2nd year student studying Nursing. I have a 11 year old daughter and take care of my 80yr old grandpop. I enjoy working out and running ! In the summer I can be found at a different theme park almost every weekend , I am a die hard rollercoaster conasure! I love playing sports such as biking ,hiking fishing,tennis and that is to just name a few!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a sexy/romantic gift from a guy...what would it be?

A: I think a romantic gift for me would be jewelry,that way I could always wear it and think about the someone special that gave it to me and it would bring a smile to my face everytime I looked at it,lets say it was a diamond necklace,I wouldn't have to ever take it off that way they would forever be on my mind:)

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend and I have been together for a couple of years. In the last 6 months she has put on some weight. I wouldn't say she is fat, but it's enough where I am worried. I don't even know if it bothers her because she hasn't said anything. I still think she is great and beautiful but I can't help but feel unhappy about her recent weight gain. Should I be honest and tell her? How do I go about saying something?

Weighting for an Answer



Dear Weighting for an Answer,

If it's a significant amount of weight in a short period of time, OF COURSE IT BOTHERS HER!! Weight is an extremely sensitive issue for a woman. As her boyfriend, you need to know that all women need that tiny white lie "No baby, you're not fat, you are beautiful to me." I understand physical attraction is a part of a relationship, but connection and who the person is inside, are also very important.. I really hope you are not a shallow guy. My advice to you is to go on more day dates, do some walking together. Perhaps, you could express to her that you want to have healthier eating habits and it would help you if you did it together. Trust me, she knows about her weight. She will appreciate your sensitive approach to the issue.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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MEGALOMANIAC, Your No Jesus, Yeah, Your A Local Hottie

Samantha Jade

aka

Miss Behavin

I may have just compared Local Hotties with Jesus...that might have written my ticket to hell. Buuuut, I think I've done that already sooo...moving on. Why am I infatuated with this hottie?? Let's see...she's Hooters girl, will be at the Wing Bowl, and she loves Incubus. She even traveled with them. Backstage passses and all. Mind out of the gutter...this isn't a Motley Crue groupie. Those three facts lead me to believe that she's hot and smart.....And I don't have to worry about her Soulja Boy'ing her way across the restaurant.... cause that's always attractive, although I may have to b eon alert for hippie dancing. But Samantha can make that look hot. I also cheated (like you'd expect any less) and I know that she's a college student who's constantly doing homework. When she's not being a bookworm, Samantha can be found cruising with her chihuahua, Vita, in her convertible with the top...down...chrome spinnin. She also models and is good friends with our previous hottie, Ashley Marie (insert schoolboy giggles here). The two of them together is completely incomprehensible to me. This hottie's big into fashion...being hot and knowing fashion is a better combo than Michael and Scottie. Ehhhh, I might be pushing it there. Seriously fellas, when your hands are washed and sanitized you can shake our hands and thank us for this one. You know what, just give us a pound or make it an e-mail. Your welcome. What a way to end the week. Thanks Samantha!!

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your ideal first date?

A: My ideal first date is something casual so we could really get to know each other. If you put too much effort into the date it will ruin the process of getting to see what the person is really like. I'd rather go to movies & grab a bite to eat then go to a fancy schmancy restaurant. That's always good for later though :-) Check this hottie out here and be sure to vote for her!!!

http://www.collegemansion.com/girl-details.php?gid=327

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