I'm In Love With A Hottie....

Kristen

When I think of lawyers, I think of tv shows like sark and Boston Legal. This girl is hotter than those girlss. I don't even know what to say about Kristen. She's far too hot to be on our site. I can't beleive we came across this many hot girls in one week. I'm gonna write a book. "How to talk to legal hotties" ....legal in the sense of lawyer. not over 18. Although that would be a good book too. I think the pictures speak for themselves. Kristens now in my top 5! Plus she'll be at our party on December 1st, so you better not miss your chance to hit on her/make a fool of yourself! The proposals are done...I'm like 0-12. At least I have more power than Wes Helms.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a guy from the internet? (myspace, facebook, etc)

A: well i guess i would date a guy online, but it depends on the situation u know? i wouldnt just date any random guy, we'd need to talk for while. maybe have some phone conversations first.

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Hottie Deja-Vu...Ooooooooooh!

Megan Metal

Wait...Huh? didn't we just have this hottie on last week? No, sir, we didn't. We had her twin sister. Ths girl is smoking hot, and the fact that there's two makes it even cooler. Once again, I'm gonna let her speak. I'm afraid she may kick my ass! Miss Metal, tell about yourself....

I hate to be cliche and say I'm not the average girl, but I'm not! I love Heavy Metal music, biker bars, and I don't drink like a chick! No "Sex on the Beach" or "Vodka and Cranberry", more like Jager bombs, Whiskey, and Spiced Rum!I can be loud but only because I'm outgoing! I have a twin sister and an older sister that I rarely go out without and when we walk into a bar 9 out of 10 guys will tell me we are very intimidating! Hey guys, we're out to meet new people just like you are, don't judge a book by its cover! We're outgoig and open minded. We like to have convo's with everyone! Just don't be rude or disrespectful! Im sure all girls can agree with me on that one, its not attractive! Also, don't try too hard to impress, it becomes obvious and is a lot more attractive just to be yourself!

JagerBombs...Jagerbombs.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a guy off the internet? (myspace, facebook, etc)

A: Personally, I'm not a fan of meeting people off the internet. Period. My space, Facebook, Friendster, or even those stupid Dating websites. My theory is, If I have to turn to the internet to try to find a companion, I need to make a change in my life. Whether its where I'm hangin out, the friends I'm hangin out with, or even the liquor I'm drinking. Jack Daniels never made me an easy person to get along with. Hahaha People who search for love on the internet, a lot of the time, have something to hide, and thats why they don't just go out to a bar. A lot of killers target people on the internet because its easier to convince someone through e-mail than it is face-to-face. If you can't pick somebody up at a bar, go home, wash and Iron your shirts, shave, and brush your hair! A little cologne for the guys and mascara for the ladies never hurt anyone!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR HOOOOOT-TIEEE

Victoria

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOTTIE! Today is Victoria's birthday, so if I were you I'd get out on the town now....and try to catch this hottie on the move. She's a student at Cabrini majoring in graphic design. Maybe I can have her make our webpage a little more exciting. Unless green, white and other assorted font colors is mildly entertaining. If that's the case, you're probably entertained by cavemen acting like real humans. She graduates in December, and will be out on the town for.... a job. I'm a firm believer that hotties like this shouldn't have to work if they don't want to. She's hot enough to marry rich. I'm still lookin for my sugar momma, so if you get a high paying job, Victoria...call me. I can't support you, but I have no problem with you supporting me. This hottie loves her family and friends...so you have to pass their test before you can work your way into her...um... life. I mentioned that she loves to party, but she makes up for it by eating healthy and working out. She's currently taking yogalates. My guttermind is seriously taking off right now. I mean both of those promote extreme flexibility. What are the odds she can tuck her legs behind her head? Anyway....she's beautiful, and I'm a big fan. Look at that...2 blondes in a row! Hey Victoria....shots are on us tonite! We just have one rule when doing shots.....they have to come straight from the bottle. No Washington Apples or Redheaded sluts. But if you know any redheaded sluts....please refer them to our e-mail address above. Its localhotties...L-O-C....oh some of you can read it....

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a guy you met off the internet? (myspace, facebook, etc)

A: To answer the question would I ever date a guy I met off the internet? I don't think I could, I have heard too many horror stories.
Tip of the Day: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is the worst goddamn thing to ever touch television. I actually watched this debacle. I must admit I'm a changed person. I'm now 45% dumber...which makes me ultra-dumb. pee-wee's playhouse was more entertaining than this garbage.....sorry. Had to vent.

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I Need A Hottie Who Will Ride, Ride Ride

Christina

True Beauty! Christina is a full time model, who can be seen in ad campaigns and commercials all across America. This hottie is a classic beauty. Gorgeous smile, versatile, and most importantly, downright hooooot! She used to be an elementary school teacher. I guess I'm fortunate to never have had a teacher that looks like this. I take that back. All teachers should look like this. Students would hang on their every word. Recess would suddenly be the worst part of the day, and our generation would probably have been a whole lot smarter. I mean, instead of running a website, I may have actually done something with my life. I could be a doctor by now! Christina left the world of boogers and namecalling to pursue her career in modeling. That's probably a smart move when you look like this. Probably not a smart move when you look like me. Christina was also the gladiator at Caesars Palace. That's a hot outfit on a hot woman. Plus she got to carry a sword which automatically makes a women 2.3 times hotter. I think it's the smile that I like...a little Bridget Moynahan mixed with the chick from the Mercury Mountaineer commercials. Yeah, you know who I mean. Too bad this hotties taken. I usually don't like to put locked down hottie son the site, but for her, I'm definitely making an exception. Gladiator Christina also works with the lovely Marnee the Cosmetic Magician (always available for your makeup needs, ladies and photographers). Marnee's sent us some true hotties over the last few months. I mean, this is true beauty. I'm actually kind of impressed. Classy and hottie all at the same time!

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a guy you met off the internet? (myspace, facebook, etc)

A: What a great question to ask...however, I would not date someone from the internet. I utilize the internet for many things, including MYSPACE, just not for dating purposes. I guess that you could say my life is too busy to meet people this way to. You really need to have a lot of time to search, research in order to find a match. It might work for some people, it just isn't for me. I Have a lot of friends that have met boyfriends/girlfriends and even married someone they met on he internet. Also, I hate to let everyone know...I have been in a relationship for quite sometime, therefore, another reason why I don't date on through the internet.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I'm 27 years old. I have had a girlfriend for 3 years. In the beginning, we used to have a lot of sex. She was never really the kinky type it was always the same thing. Now, we hardly ever have sex. When we do there is no real foreplay and it's like she doesn't even want to kiss me. We get along pretty well and the only time we ever really fight is when I bring up sex. If I try and ask her why she goes nuts! This can't be what relationships are like, right? On the other hand, there is this girl at work that I'm friends with. I think she has been kind of flirting with me and I'm not sure what to do. Not to sound like a dog but I'm not having sex at home. I think you know where I'm going with this. I'm confused.

Ruben

Dear Ruben,

First of all, don't get yourself entangled with the girl from work if you are not sure you are ready to give up your girlfriend. Because you can't take back having sex with another woman. About your relationship, I'm not sure you were really ever satisfied in the sex department to begin with. Sex is not everything in a relationship, but it is IMPORTANT. No, long-term relationships don't end up sex-less. There could be a number of reasons why she is the way she is. You need to be able to at least talk about it. If you can't even look into your problems together, perhaps (if you truly love her) you should look into mediation or therapy. I am not a licensed therapist. Going for outside help is always a positive step. Take some time and think about what you want. In the mean time, buy some porn and give your hand a work out!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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Hey there Delilah What's it like in Illadelphia?

Delilah

Here we go with the Milf alert...and check out her name as well. Both are ridiculous turn-ons that you will never be able to get it....come on lets face it. This hottie is into professional dancing, not that Patrick Swayze pansy stuff either. First of all, the girl seemed like she was taller and stronger than him in that movie anyways. I'm sure they had to keep re-taking that movie because his puny ass couldn't handle the real deal. O well. Anyways, lets let this milf hottie speak for herself.

I'm a 37 year old happily divorced, independent, self motivated and highly enthusiastic woman. I enjoy my "real" job, but find true pleasure in teaching fitness and salsa dancing.
I enjoy going out dancing, it's a total high!! But I also enjoy a nice relaxing evening at home with some good food and good wine.

As far as relationships go, wouldn't you want to know!! :)

"I'm a single mother of three, I'm in my "corporate America" attire during the day, and my "salsa" attire at night!

Men need to stop playing games, and stop with the lines!!! What's up with that? Did they forget how to speak??? Men, just be yourselves!! Pay a compliment, but you must speak more than 3 word sentences!!!

Men with an fit body is hot to any girl, but intellect carries more weight, so take note!!
Which is why I find that women today are more attracted to "older" men than the younger ones. The older, and more experienced ones just know how to treat us better. Wine and dine?? Well, what the hell is wrong with that? Listen, I don't need a man to do it for me as I can take care of that myself, but if he's not willing or able, why would I even consider going there? Get it?

Thats some pretty sound advice...from what we can say is an experienced and mature HOTTIE!!!

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the maximum age difference you feel is appropriate when dating a Hottie?

A: The youngest guy I would agree to date would be 37 (my age), and as long as he takes good care of himself (physically that is), I can date someone as old as 50 (not that - that is old!!), but it is 13 years older than me. :)

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Your Beautiful, I Just Want You To Know..You're A Hottie Girl

Gabby

Definitely a local hottie here. This is definitely the type of girl your gonna see out on the town, just killin the bars. Hailing from Bensalem, this hottie......shit I'm gonna let her tell it....Gabby, why are you a local hottie, hun?

I'm a student at Jean Madeline in NE. Im working to get my cosmotology license. I also am a hooters girl in Bensalem part time. I'm all about family and friends. Since all of my friends have kids ive grown to love them to death. Maybe one day Ill have a couple of my own. I love to party and travel. If I didnt do it yet... I'm going to. I'm a go-getter and I always get what i want. I love my life. I'm confident in everything i do. That is why i am your local philly hottie!!

Ummmmm, I definitely agree! Beautiful face, and bangin body. Hooters girl...Bonus points! I'mmore of a fan of the go-getter part. A woman with ambition is always hot! We have this website for hotties like this. Thanks, Gabby!!

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the maximum age difference you feel is appropriate when dating a Hottie?

A: Let me see...The maximum age difference... hmmmm i guess like 10 years.

Seems to be a pretty solid answer....right around ten years. So my whole joke of my first wife isn't even born yet, yeahhhh not so good. Creepy, but not a good joke.

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