Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

First of all, I would like to start off by saying that this person asked to have his name withheld and for good reason!! After I read his email, I was speechless.

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Last weekend I went out on a date with this girl. I really like her. I wanted to go out with her for a while. I think our first date was a disaster. I closed the car door on her pocket book strap and broke it. It was an accident. She seemed fine. Later, at the bar, she knocked her drink over and spilled it all over me. We laughed about it saying we were doomed. As the night went on, we got very drunk. Things seemed to be going so much better. We went back to her house and we start to fool around. Just as things start to get more intense (if you know what I mean) I suddenly lost my erection and I jump up because I feel like I'm going to throw up. I didn't make it to the bathroom, I threw up in her clothes hamper. I don't know if she even knew or if I told her. I think I told her I didn't feel well or maybe I just left. I'm not sure. So I text'd her twice since then and I have not heard back from her. I really like her and things were such a mess. I feel like I need to explain and have a do over. What do you think I should do now?

John Doe


Dear John Doe,

You THINK your first date was a disaster? I'm quite fond of the word catastrophe, myself. I think the date could have been saved, had you not thrown up in her clothes hamper and you are not even sure if you told her? Ewwww! How exactly do you manage to explain that one? No matter how much I like a guy, if he yacks on my clothes and runs out the door and I find it the next day, there is no going back. He would be lucky if the only thing I would do is to NOT talk to him! It's not likely that she is going to want to speak to you anytime soon. The entire thing is awkward and embarrassing for both of you. She probably just wants to forget about it and move on. Of course, I'm not going to lie to you, she has probably told this story to all of her girlfriends by now and you are known as "the vomit guy" or something much worse. Let it be for now. You put yourself out there to talk to her, she hasn't returned your calls/texts, just let it go. Maybe somewhere down the line, she will get back to you. If not, It makes a great story.. Everything seems less intense over time. Eventually you will laugh about this. Thanks for writing.. Stay sober!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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Isn't She Lovely? Isn't She Wonderful?

Lovely

Nothin like a little Stevie Wonder to start the day! Plus, a football fan! Not the Mexican kind. The kind with helmets, not like ordinary people with helmets...athletes. Hence the football in her hands. Lovely is a party girl who calls her friends her bitches. Please ladies, you all do it. I just never pointed it our before. It's kinda cute. I call my friends my homeys (and/or brah when I feel like instigating), and the gay ones... my homos. Just kidding, GLAAD. I don't have any gay friends. I'm not homophobic, just no gay friends. Oh...I do. I have a lesbian friend! Chalk another one up in the "I can't hate ____, because I have a ___ friend" This is all a joke really...please send the hate mail to Sullivan (aka Queenie). His number is on Tuesdays writeup. Lovely can dress with the best of em, and values her loyalty and honesty as some of her best traits. I'll let her tell it, I haven't had my Ritalin, so I'm all over the place.

There are several things that make me unique... i am an art student and love to paint! However i major in fashion design because clothing is my favorite way to express who i am. Unlike many people i am possibly the most loyal friend/person to those that I care about and will accept what people think of the truth rather then like me for what isn't real. There's more but you will just have to friend me to find out!

Beautiful, artistic, and has a fashion sense. And most importantly, this hottie can party. I love that in a girl. Like when I see the bulletins that say ..have u ever blacked out, and the response is...LiKE heLLz YeaH! I know I'm in for a treat. For real though, Lovely...thank you so much for agreeing to be on our site! Lovely's been in various modeling contests throughout the tri-state area. She is a true beauty.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you date a coworker?

A: yes I would date a coworker! if he is attractive enough to my standards and knows how to treat a girl then he deserves a date, i would never get too seriouse though because working for the same promotion could cause him to get upset when he doesnt get it ;)

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Hey Hottie...Baby I Got Your Money

Ashley Marie

Oh what a body. Ashley Marie is 22 years old who claims her smile and personality are what make her unique. This girl is flat out hot. With breasts like cantaloupes and a smile handcrafted by Jesus, we've found you another hottie to listen too. (Side-note: Jesus...heeeeey-zeus... is my spanish speaking wood-working friend. He's illegal) I hope you dipshits are taking these girls advice. I don't. I'm still stricken by knee-knocking shyness. But my personal problem aside. Apparently Sullivan isn't too happy with us because, "dude, there's like no hang out pictures." Okay then, if you guys agree with Sullivan.....call him. 267-549-1028. Ask for Queenie, or Uncle Fumbles. That's what his brothers call him. If not...call him anyway, or call me. If you really want and need to call me...call Fumbles. He'll give you my number. Anyway, back to Ashley. This girls a professional model. She's a spokewoman for several companies. Top notch talent. If her personality is better than her looks, I'll propose. I put my word on it, Queenie. Her hottest quality has to be the smile. Kinda innocent, but slightly naughty. It kinda makes you wonder what shes been up to....you know what I mean. Stop being a dick. Ashley Marie models for car shows, contests, golf tournaments.... Anything manly and hot. Plus, this hotties really easy going. She even approved the breast comment ahead of time! So once you read her advice, run down to the cubicle with the hot brunette in it, profess your undying love for her, and then run. Seriously...it's taken you this long to say anything. Like she's gonna respond now. Or just do it...then call Queenie and let him know how it went.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you date a coworker...why/why not?

A: Yes, I would date a coworker. I don't think dating a coworker is a bad idea because you can get to know them pretty well by working with them. Also, if you are working at the same place, you more than likely will have common interests.

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Fly Hotties Fly, On The Road To Victory

Alyson Allegra

Model Monday! Feast your eyes on Alyson Allegra, snitches. What a hottie. I like to start the week off on a good note....like really put some prime talent up there. This is no exception. I just feel that after watching the Eagles play, regardless of win or lose, we still need a pick me up. Seriously, SuperJive has got to go. His QB rating was like under 1 yesterday. That's hot. I'm a big fan of today's hottie, so I'm not gonna ruin the writeup by mixing my words with hers....hers are much more elegant. Plus I need like 3 more Red Bulls to really get going today. Alyson, why don't you drop some science on em. (I've been listening to way too much old school rap...REGULATOOOORS!)

I grew up in New Jersey. I lived in Boston for 2 years while I was a dance major at The Boston Conservatory. I've been dancing for 18 years and my passion is performing. I've been modeling since high school and have loved meeting so many new people along the way and have enjoyed all the opportunities I've had. In my free time I love working out at the gym, music, drawing, and pretty much anything artistic. I'm also a wrestling fan and love video games...I'm more or less one of the guys :-P I love to go out just as much as I love to stay home and watch movies. Audrey Hepburn is my hero and role model :-)

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a co-worker?

A: I would date a co-worker. In fact, I have before. The important thing to remember if you do date a co-worker is that when you get to work, your personal life needs to be left at the door. Its like any other job. You can't let thngs that happen outside of the workplace have an effect the job you're doing. If you can do that...i say go for it :-)

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Hi there. I started dating this girl recently. I told her up front that I'm out there dating. I haven't had sex with her yet. Not because she isn't attractive, just because I don't know how much I really like her or how much I want to get involved. So she calls me a week ago on Sunday and asks me what I'm doing. I tell her that I am doing something already. She asks me "Well, what are you doing?" I say I'm going out. She asks where am I going. I say I am going to eat. She asks me "with who?" I tell her it's a friend. She asks me "what friend?" So finally I tell her I'm going out with another girl. She gets all pissed off at me and says I can't believe you told me that! Then hangs up on me. My question is, Do women want you to lie to them or what?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Theoretically, no. But honestly, yeah, a little bit. From my perspective, you are not in a relationship with this girl. You didn't do the "nasty" yet. She was interrogating you with questions so she was kind of asking for it. Most girls have the common sense not to cross those boundaries especially since you told her from jump street that you were out there dating. I'm going to have to say she was setting herself up to hear what she really didn't want to hear. Also I would like to add that I think you are a good person for telling her and she really should be thanking you for not taking the booty and running. Thank you for writing and stay honest!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell


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Amanda, Im gonna tell you right away, I cant wait another day, Amanda

Amanda

Man... the cowboy hat just makes my day every time. It looks way better on these girls than anybody who would actually wear them on a day to day basis...go ahead, prove me wrong. It seems to be a commonality with all of these hotties. O and those are Boston lyrics at the top of the page...most of our audience wasn't even born yet when that came out..ha Our hottie today is Amanada and she isn't what we call high maintenance. She is a homebody, so relaxing on the couch sounds like it would be a DAMN good time with this one. You and her can lounge on the couch and watch Bonds as he finds his way towards being Big John's bitch. Sorry about that side note, but hey it's true. She is a family girl and especially likes hanging out wit her sister...we will have to see what she is like and maybe have a family team of hotties on our site. Amanda is a goofy girl, but she prides herself on being a good friend. How do I sign up for this one?? She has some quotes to represent her, so I'll just leave one here.

Forgive and forget. That’s what they say. It’s good advice, but it’s not very practical. When someone hurts us, we want to hurt them back. When someone wrongs us, we want to be right. Without forgiveness, old scores are never settled… old wounds never heal. And the most we can hope for, is that one day we’ll be lucky enough to forget.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?

A: The best way to approach a girl is to simply go up to a girl say hi and ask if they would like a drink. (no cheesy lines, just be yourself :) !!)

O did I mention she looks good in any hat... If you think differently, yeah we will have some problems....SUCKA!!

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Trenton Makes, Local Hotties Takes

Linny

Trenton Makes, The World Takes. We're plucking this hottie out of Trenton and transporting her straight to your hearts....(awww). Linny's 22 years old and she works for the Townships personnel dept. I won't tell you which township, because I know at least 2 of you will be down there filling out applications. Today's hottie is a sports enthusiast, who loves playing soccer, which means she's well conditioned. So you better start doing your little windsprints now in hopes of keeping up with her. Lord knows I can't. I can't even pretend to. An added bonus to this hottie, (which I'll add is the hottest trait you can have as a woman), is that she's really good at drinking games. You wouldn't even have to explain that you wanna play with your buddy just cause you like to win. Now you have a hot woman, AND a hot beer pong partner. Admit it, sincing next to your buddy Mikey, throwing ping pong balls at cups isn't the best way to spend a Friday night. BUUUUT stand next to Linny, and its a great way. You can find Linny and her hot, hot crew out and about in Old City every weekend, generally having a blast or trying to make people smile. She's like Kiddie City, Turn that frown upside down! Don't play like you don't know that. And if you really don't and your at least...lets say 21....it's probably cause you grew up ghetto. Not IN the ghetto...just ghetto. I'm inviting this hottie to our party, so you may wanna stop in and see exactly what these ladies are working with.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?

A: The best way a guy should approach a girl, in my opinion is when he comes up to you and says "i would especially like to buy YOU and your friends a drink". It's a good line, its mature and man enough. Thanks :)

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