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Showing posts with label How to Approach a Hottie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to Approach a Hottie. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2007

Amanda, Im gonna tell you right away, I cant wait another day, Amanda


Amanda

Man... the cowboy hat just makes my day every time. It looks way better on these girls than anybody who would actually wear them on a day to day basis...go ahead, prove me wrong. It seems to be a commonality with all of these hotties. O and those are Boston lyrics at the top of the page...most of our audience wasn't even born yet when that came out..ha Our hottie today is Amanada and she isn't what we call high maintenance. She is a homebody, so relaxing on the couch sounds like it would be a DAMN good time with this one. You and her can lounge on the couch and watch Bonds as he finds his way towards being Big John's bitch. Sorry about that side note, but hey it's true. She is a family girl and especially likes hanging out wit her sister...we will have to see what she is like and maybe have a family team of hotties on our site. Amanda is a goofy girl, but she prides herself on being a good friend. How do I sign up for this one?? She has some quotes to represent her, so I'll just leave one here.


Forgive and forget. That’s what they say. It’s good advice, but it’s not very practical. When someone hurts us, we want to hurt them back. When someone wrongs us, we want to be right. Without forgiveness, old scores are never settled… old wounds never heal. And the most we can hope for, is that one day we’ll be lucky enough to forget.



Tip of the Day


Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?


A: The best way to approach a girl is to simply go up to a girl say hi and ask if they would like a drink. (no cheesy lines, just be yourself :) !!)

O did I mention she looks good in any hat... If you think differently, yeah we will have some problems....SUCKA!!

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Friday, June 15, 2007

A4, A6, A8, Who Do We Appreciate


Marisa

Your an asshole Sullivan! My buddy gets to work with this girl every single day. Do you have girls like this in your office? I sure don't. All my co-workers have kids, husbands and stretch marks. Anyway, enough about me. Onto our hottie. Interested in an Audi? This little hottie sells them, and here's the fun part....she can fix em, too! A6, A8, A4, FU.......Where else in the world are you gonna find a chick who's hobby is ATV'ing and looking hot?? Ummmm....no where but here, bitchboy. I definitely need to get into fo'-wheelin. She sells cars, fixes cars, rides quads, and likes to get dirty......She's like a goddamned superhero. So not only is she super hero worthy, but her sales experience will get you a deal on that new dishwasher. And if our really worried about a deal on that new dishwasher, don't ever come back here. This chick is waaaaaaaay to hot for you. Thanks Sully....Thanks alot.




Marisa's Tip of the Day:


You would approach me just like you would anyone else. This is how I see it. Nice guys can be intimidated by a “hottie”, which is a problem. This allows all of the obnoxious assholes to move right on in. Personally, I am the last one to ever go up to guy and ask him out. Which means it takes me much longer to find a great guy that’s not just after some butt. So if you want to score a “hottie”, it is simple grow a set of balls and approach me. I’d much rather talk to you then someone just simply spitting game.
Hehe...she said butt.






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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Shorty Meet Me at the Bar, Respect Big Pimpin


Teresa


Today's Hottie comes straight to us from the lovely Manayunk area. But, seriously, she could easily live down the street from you. She's educated, sophisticated, and downright hot! Girls like this travel in packs. They're all hot, and they all stick together and watch eachothers backs. Head down to the Fox and the Hound, and Cavanaughs tonite to catch her in action as a Miller Lite Girl for the Philadelphia Soul. No wonder Bon Jovi's always smiling! Grab your Wingman now, and use today's tip from our Hottie of the Day!


Tip of the Day:

Q: How does a normal guy approach a Hottie like you?


A: If you are approaching me at a bar...buy me a drank! Haha. Oh, and my friends too while you're at it. Your not just trying to impress me. You have to put in the effort and impress them too! And i like tall guys & red heads



Fellas, grab your spraypaint, dye your hair, and put on your finest T-Pain impression and spend that money!


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I'll Take the Combo Platter!




Roxi Gunz




Fellas, I searched high and low on the internet today to bring you a special little treat today. Roxi Gunz will kick your ass, and then let you buy her a beer. Roxi also qualifies as our MILF of the Week, and also our Freak of the Week! When not be harrassed by me to be our HOTD ( Hottie of the Day), Roxi can be found kicking ass in her Women's Roller Derby team, the Wilmington RuffRollers. She's #.357 for those of you keeping stats. So strap on your elbow pads, guys, and head out to their next event. One tip, approach with caution! I have a feeling this one won't hesitate to knock you out! Hell, I think thats what I like about her!








Roxi Gunz Tip of The Day:


Ok so you want to know how to approach a hottie… I would say first off make sure you make the eye contact if eyes lock that is a good thing give her a little shitty ass grin and see what response you get it she falls and smile back your in.. if not WALK AWAY, don’t keep trying to get her attention…When you walk up to her don’t give her some cheesy line like, I saw you looking at me, you like what you see?? You have to be slick like telling her how her smile just made your day or something. Try to keep eye contact and not stare her up and down while your talking to her while your licking your lips. Talk to her like she is a human being and not just some girl you want to take home for the night, that is a huge turn-off. You can offer to buy her a drink but only one if you keep offering she’ll think you just want to get her drunk and take her home. Don’t keep talking about yourself all night a little information and being a little cocky is good but don’t over do it. Be interested in what she is talking about you don’t have to hang on her every word but pay attention to what she is talking about don’t keep looking around for your next prey. When the night is over giver her a hug and ask if it would be ok to give her a call sometime (if you really mean it) and that you enjoyed her company. Women love getting attention remember that.....
Fellow nerds, it seems confidence is the key. Thats two in a row that mentioned confidence. So remember, EYE contact will get you THIGH contact. Oh my god that's lame.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Lind-Z


MEEEEE-YOW.......this local hottie comes to us from B-E-A-U-tiful Bucks County. Uncensored indeed. Beware, fellas, the innocent look wears off quick.

Lind-Z's tip of the day:
Q: How do I approach a hottie like yourself?

A: Whatever you do be smooth. If you can, compliment her on her eyes or her smile without being cheesy about it. Forget the lines and bring your game. Women crave attention. Try to keep your eyes locked on her and hang on her every word without looking creepy and seeming like a weird stalker. Buy her a drink. Try to refrain from staring at her breasts. If you really can’t dance, then don’t. The last thing you want to do is make a complete ass out of yourself. Women like a challenge, so if you seem like you could live without her she’ll totally dig it. It’ll make her want you even more and she’ll want to make you feel like there is no way you could go a day without her. Be polite about asking for her number and whatever you do, do not ask her to go home with you that night. A hot girl with class that is hard to get would never go home with a guy on the first night.

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