Showing posts with label Freak of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freak of the Week. Show all posts
Thursday, June 28, 2007
BabyGirl So Major, They Should Front Page Her
Nikki
So we did. Bristol What?! TONGUE RING ALERT!!! This Hottie works with children during the day, but her real love is dancing. Before you ask, it's the non-naked type, fellas. She's taken jazz, tap, ballet and recently tried out for the Philadelphia Kixx dance team. Too bad she didn't make it.....Maybe they coulda sold a few tickets. Limber, graceful, and hot....this could be your dream girl.....oh and again, TONGUE RING ALERT!!! That leads me to believe there's a certain level of freakiness in this Hottie. Similar to the way the lower back tattoo makes me think sex too. No info on if she's packin that too. I'm a big fan of today's Hottie. Pretty smile, bangin body, and limber. Triple Threat! TONGUE RING ALERT!!!! Sorry big fan of those too.
Tip of the Day
Q: What can a guy do to get past a first date with a Hottie like you?
A: To start off I have to be attracted to them. I love guys with dark hair and light eyes so if thats you have a good chance at a second date. They deffinately have to be mature. I can't stand guys who act immature it's a big turn off to me. Basically just be yourself and don't try to be a big tough guy. Don't use pick up lines I hate that. We have to have good conversation. I can't be on a date with someone and just sit there in silence. Don't talk about sex or ask me about my sex life. You deffinately won't get a second date then. Show me that your interested in me and getting to know me. If your a liar, cheater, or the player type don't even think about approching me because i'm not interested.
"There's an important phrase that we use here and I think it's time you all learned it. "Act as if". Do you understand what that means? Act as if you are the f*cking president of this firm. Act as if you have a nine inch cock. Act as if. "
Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
I'll Take the Combo Platter!
Roxi Gunz
Fellas, I searched high and low on the internet today to bring you a special little treat today. Roxi Gunz will kick your ass, and then let you buy her a beer. Roxi also qualifies as our MILF of the Week, and also our Freak of the Week! When not be harrassed by me to be our HOTD ( Hottie of the Day), Roxi can be found kicking ass in her Women's Roller Derby team, the Wilmington RuffRollers. She's #.357 for those of you keeping stats. So strap on your elbow pads, guys, and head out to their next event. One tip, approach with caution! I have a feeling this one won't hesitate to knock you out! Hell, I think thats what I like about her!
Roxi Gunz Tip of The Day:
Ok so you want to know how to approach a hottie… I would say first off make sure you make the eye contact if eyes lock that is a good thing give her a little shitty ass grin and see what response you get it she falls and smile back your in.. if not WALK AWAY, don’t keep trying to get her attention…When you walk up to her don’t give her some cheesy line like, I saw you looking at me, you like what you see?? You have to be slick like telling her how her smile just made your day or something. Try to keep eye contact and not stare her up and down while your talking to her while your licking your lips. Talk to her like she is a human being and not just some girl you want to take home for the night, that is a huge turn-off. You can offer to buy her a drink but only one if you keep offering she’ll think you just want to get her drunk and take her home. Don’t keep talking about yourself all night a little information and being a little cocky is good but don’t over do it. Be interested in what she is talking about you don’t have to hang on her every word but pay attention to what she is talking about don’t keep looking around for your next prey. When the night is over giver her a hug and ask if it would be ok to give her a call sometime (if you really mean it) and that you enjoyed her company. Women love getting attention remember that.....
Fellow nerds, it seems confidence is the key. Thats two in a row that mentioned confidence. So remember, EYE contact will get you THIGH contact. Oh my god that's lame.
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Labels: Freak of the Week, How to Approach a Hottie, Milf of the Week
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