Hey Local Hottie! It Was Nice To Know Ya, But I Gotta Moo-ooove!

Emily

Ahhh, smell that? Eww, no not that. to the left a little. Yes...that. That's the smell of a hottie making your Monday morning a little more tolerable. Emily is 22 and comes to us from Manheim. She's got a great smile, courtesy of her being an orthodontist assistant. Seriously, I'da been much more willing to see an orthodontist, if this was the hottie who was leaning over me. Low cut shirt...you get the picture. Emily is 50% prankster, 50% party girl, and that equals 100 DIVA. She likes to make people laugh, which is fine by me, as long as shes flashing her smile. She's a fullblooded Italian and has the attitude to match. Her response to will you be our hottie of the day was, "I'm a hottie everyday!" I agree. Otherwise we'd put her on our lesser known site. Chicks-that--resemble-my-dogs-ass.com. Oh I know! That IS so shallow! Eff off hyprocrite. Anyway, Emily works out 7 days a week, and her catholic guilt kicks in if she skips a day. Noit only does she wander the gym in spandex (purrrrrrrrrr), but she hits the weights...hard. She works hard for her body, and doesn't mind showing it off. Fine by me! I'd love to see that J-lo booty in spandex. I'd also love to see her on the good girl-bad girl machine. Those of you who frequent the gym know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. If you don't email me. I'll tell you. The hottest aspect of this hottie is that she's hilarious. She likes to have fun and play pranks on her co-workers, just to create the drama in the workplace. I've done that myself. I had to have a coworker held back because I flipped everything in our office backwards. Computers, signs, all the files. It took 2 hours. And was well worth it to see this freak flip out. Anywhoooo just look at this hottie's smile ( and the little bit of leg she's flashin), and let it brighten up your Monday.



Tip of the Day



Q: What was your worst dating experience?



A: Ok lets see My worst dating experience: I went on a date with a guy from the college that i was going to at the time. We went out to it and things were going ok but i really wasn't that into him. While we were eating a look up at him and he's got this huge piece of green "food" between his front teeth. He had a bit of a "big gap". I didn't have the heart to tell him cuz it really grossed me out along with me not being interested in him. I told him i had to get up early and bolted out of there.



PS. For some reason, I'm diggin the braces. It gives her a younger look that says "Maybe you shound't be touching me" then you look at her ID and your like..."Oh God thank you." Man, I really should not have written that. That sounds sooooo wierd. It's a rare day when I'm actually embarrassed by what I wrote.

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Save A Horse, Ride A Hottie!

Liz

Philly's back with a vengeance. This hottie grew up in the Downingtown but moved to Philly and is now pursuing an acting career. You can find her starring in Tony N' Tina's Wedding in Atlantic City. I mean this girl hass classic beauty. She reminds me of the chick from NYPD...ummm Kim Delaney (thanks IMDB). Weird enough..she grew up in Philly too. Anyway, it's that beauty that you know doesn't fade. Like when someone tattoos "BallBag" on your forehead in permanent marker.(Which apparently makes the artist "juvenile") Liz has the common trait that bonds most of our hotties together. She can party. I guess you better know how to party if you work in AC. I'm not too sure if Liz we'll drink you under the table, but she's alot of fun to have around when your wasted! That's bonus points in my book! This hottie has gorgeous eyes and a smile to match. Needless to say, I'm a fan. I like the way describes herself. It's much more poetic. I''m a moron. Honestly, I just rezlied that it all rhymes. I should really start paying attention. A.D.D, you've fooled me again!

pRofeSsiOnaL rOcKsTaR* It took a while to understand the beauty of just letting go...*Im an actress and im crazy* Im a...pair of steve madden's*a holey pair of jeans*cheap sunglasses*love about anything*I want a piece of chocolate*take me to a movie*can't find a thing to wear*now and then im moody*car w/ a sunroof*my brown hair blowin'*a soft place to land*a good feeling knowing*a warm conversation...you wouldn't miss for nothin*a fighter when Im mad*a lover when im loving*a Saturday out on the town*a church girl on Sunday*a cross around my neck*a cuss word cause it's monday*a bubble bath and candles*"baby, come and kiss me"*one glass of wine...and Im feelin' kinda tipsy*the giver you wish you could be*the stealer of the covers*the hand you'll be holding when your on your knees and prayin'*the answer to your prayer*the song that you're playin'*...get my friendships, lovin', and money on the run...and yes I would like a side of coffee with that as well...thanks

Tip of the Day

Q:Whats your biggest turn on?

A:haha...i Love that your title was "howdy"..b/c your question "what is your biggest turn on" has a lot to do with my reply. My biggest turn on is a country boy. A guy that drives a pickup truck and knows a way into a girls heart with not his "corporate" day in day out job...but a MAN who makes money with his hands. A guy who knows his way into a womans heart by saving his pretty pennies (yes a madonna quote) to earn the "love" of his "interest". I have grown up with "corporate america" via my own family and in chester county...outside of philly...so im sick of the boring business suits... so for me, it takes a "howdy" and "hee-haw" and a cowboy hat to turn me on.

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Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile, That Girl's A Hottie!!

Alicia

Now, I'm in no way saying this hottie has a big butt. BUTT she's got a great smile and a great butt...(clever play on words). Alicia comes to us from Jersey, but again, she parties (ALOT) in Philly, so odds are you can run into her. And if you frequent Hooters (for the wingies of course) then you'll definitely run into her. I like this hottie. No, no, no. I think I loooove this hottie. Low maintenence, will drink you under the table, and eff you up when you pass out. It's love at first sharpie-penis-on-the-face. Alicia's a self made woman who's lived on her own since she was 17, and works 3 jobs while attending Rutgers to be a Physical Therapist. She's also a Coors Light girl. (Even though Coors light is a pussy beer, I'd like to see her dressed up in the outfit.) The best thing this little Hottie told me...."Basically anything that scares me half to death i enjoy. " Niiiiiiice. But I don't think that means you walking up to her windows with a polaroid camera and a scream mask on your peanut shaped dome counts. And she parties...hard. She "desperately" wants a sailor...(jk) an adventure . She has skydiving and bungee jumping on top of her To-do list. Apparently, I'm a bigger wuss than her, because I won't even climb a ladder. My number three thing to do is to sing a Michael Bolton song at karaoke with a straight face. My number one includes this Hottie, ice cream, and a ferris wheel. Really, this Hottie's got a great head on her shoulders and good direction. Take her home to mom, or take her 20,000 feet in the air. Either way she'll be happy. And when Alicia's happy, We're happy.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your biggest turn-on?

A: my biggest turn on would definately be when a guy has a lot of confidence and doesnt seem too eager to talk to me. I hate pickup lines with a passion so as soon as i feel like im trying to be picked up im instantly uninterested even if the guy is goodlooking. Its so much better when i meet someone who i can talk to about everything and nothing without worrying about him pushing himself on me. If you act like your not desperate (even if you are) i find myself more intrigued, and who knows i might even make the first move.

OHHHHHHHHH WOW. Robbie likey. Paulie V, this one's from your neck of the woods. Hook me up, son. Hook ME up....not you. ME. I'm selfish.

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Hey Nikki You're So Fine, You're So Fine You Blow My Mind, Hey Nikki!!!

Nikki

Teeheehee. I love this site. Just look at the talent we've brought to the table the last couple days. This hottie actually hails from Jersey, but parties in Philly. She's a Phil's fan too, so she qualifies. Right now she's studying Public Relations down under in my...oh, in Australia. She eventually wants to be a party planner. What a cool job that must be! "Babe, what are you doing tonite?" ..."Oh, just partying with some celebs and socialites. You know, workin." Would that ever get boring? NO! The only thing it might hurt, besides her boyfriends self esteem, is your liver. But then again, my livers been on strike for 3 years, as my hangovers get increasingly worse and worse. Eff you, liver. If you bail out on me, I'll replace you with a priests (WHOA...before you go there...I'm replacing my liver, not sexual preference. I love, and always will love, girls over 18..ok, 17. I can't lie to our faithful readers). Nikki's real dream is to model or act. She's already been featured in stuff, maxim, fhm, seventeen and teen people magazines. Oh, and don't forget Local Hotties....PLAYA! While I'm sure Nikki won't be putting this on her resume, we're sure glad to have her. She's absolutely stunning. Thanks Nikki. This just made my day a little brighter.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your biggest turn on?

A: Guys that dont try to hard but really want to know who you are as a person. A girl knows the difference when a guy wants to just make small talk cause he wants to take her home. Guys that are good with kids are always top on my list! Also when a guy shows hes able to take care of himself and independent! If a guy is good to his mommy you know he'll be good to you so respect your mama's boys!

You can see more of this Hottie at her myspace page. I'm ALMOST afraid to give it out to some of you freaks, but Nikki said it's cool. So don't do anything weird to make me or you look like an ass, okay?

http://www.myspace.com/nicoleoconnell

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Get In Shape With Local Hotties

Ker

Holy belly button jewelry, Fatman. Brunettes are back! The body on this Hottie is unbelievable. Ker is 23 and hails from Philly, yo. She keeps in such good shape by being a personal trainer at LA Fitness. Again, I go to the wrong LA Fitness, which is NOT the one she works at. Hopefully, she can kick my lanky ass into shape. Luckily, for you and me (well definitely me), she's not impressed by your cash and your material possessions. She's looking for a classy guy (shit) to treat her right, or else she'll eff you up. Look at the body. She's definitely capable. I keep going on about the body, but the eyes, the smile, she's the complete package. As an added bonus, since she is a personal trainer, you don't have to worry about...hmmm, how do I put this...her turning into a fat housewife, or you turning into a beer bellied spectacle. Pluuuus, she rides bikes and, honestly, whats hotter than a hottie on two wheels?? She's also not afraid to tell it like it is. She values her honesty/wildness as one of her better traits. So you might actually wanna put some thought into how your gonna approach this hottie. I gotta admit I'm a sucker for a little attitude, too. On that note, I'm off to the gym. I gotta work my pecs and stuff.

Tip of the Day

Q: How can a guy avoid entering the dreaded "Friend Zone"?

A: My advice to guys who don't want to be in the friend zone: Don't come off as a over the top nice guy at first...remember that good guys finish last. You want to have some edge, it gives you a mysteriousness which us girls love.

I'm a big fan of Daisy Dukes. Shocker.

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Let's Go Get Some Bar-B-Q and Get Busy

Jenny Rae








Oh my goodness, fellas. I found us a winner here. I think I'm in love. This is what this website is about! This Hottie is the classic overachiever. She tried to convince me she's the girl next door, but i wasn't havin' any of that. The girl who grew up next door to me was Italian, liked food and pot more than the gym, and had a gift for having not hot friends (but they all had great personalities). Let's just run down this girls list of achievements. Homecoming Queen, Voted Best Smile and Friendliest. She graduated at the Top of her class with a 4.0 gpa...she owns her own home, and she does photo shoots in her free time. Oh yeah, plus she's smokin hot. I don't know what I lilke the most....Is it the puppy dog eyes, the smile, or the smoking hot body? I might propose to this one. She says she's "Ur All-American Girl", but 99% of women I meet do not look like this, or have this much going for her. But, fellas, this type of hottie takes time and work. She's thrilled to help us out, and I think she just set a whole new standard for this site. My job just got a lot harder, but it's worth it.





Tip of the Day:


Q: Where should a guy take a hottie like you on a first date?





A: Lets see..well if i could create the perfect setting this is what it would be...Ok here goes..We'd be lying on the beach right before sunset on this little cosey blanket looking up at the sky just getting to know one another..meanwhile we'd be feeding eachother grape and giggling at one another. I like Romance as u can see!

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Shorty Meet Me at the Bar, Respect Big Pimpin

Teresa

Today's Hottie comes straight to us from the lovely Manayunk area. But, seriously, she could easily live down the street from you. She's educated, sophisticated, and downright hot! Girls like this travel in packs. They're all hot, and they all stick together and watch eachothers backs. Head down to the Fox and the Hound, and Cavanaughs tonite to catch her in action as a Miller Lite Girl for the Philadelphia Soul. No wonder Bon Jovi's always smiling! Grab your Wingman now, and use today's tip from our Hottie of the Day!

Tip of the Day:

Q: How does a normal guy approach a Hottie like you?

A: If you are approaching me at a bar...buy me a drank! Haha. Oh, and my friends too while you're at it. Your not just trying to impress me. You have to put in the effort and impress them too! And i like tall guys & red heads

Fellas, grab your spraypaint, dye your hair, and put on your finest T-Pain impression and spend that money!

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