Giddy Up...Giddy Up.... Hottie Move Out!!

Nikki M

I never thought I was going to be able to reference "Ghetto Cowboy" by Bone Thugs, but here is my opprtunity. Nikki currently comes to us from Bucks County...thats where I'm from, and nope never seen this hottie around at all. Apparently, I'm always doing something wrong not to run into here. She's a Junior at Del Val College....and as you will see below she is a bull rider. The best part is that Nikki is a bikini bull rider, which come on now... one of the best combinations I can think of. You can see her at Montana West's where she will be riding those mechanical bulls....and not you, sorry buddy.

She is a model in her spare time, but doesn't mind getting dirty. She has been riding horses since before she was able to walk. Hot, Dirty, Sexy....I'm speechless. Her life revolves around horses. So, looks like the animals are getting alot more action than you. Better luck next time.

Oh...last but not least. She doesn't curse, drink, smoke, or associate with those type of people...a GOOD hot girl to bring home to mom. The list goes on and on.

Tip of the Day

Q: On a scale of 1-10 how imprtnt are looks, and why? BE HONEST!

A: I would have to say that looks do matter, but not as much as everyone thinks. I would say on a scale of 1-10 1 being butt ugly and 10 being brad pitt I would rate it about a 7 expecially depending on your personality. If your a great person, have a big heart, smart, faithful and going somewhere in your life that matters a lot more then looks. But looks are what first attracts you to someone and you have to be attracted to the person to really have the relasionship long lasting expecially in the bed room!.

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They Packed Up In here Wall To Wall And I Don't Hear Nothing But Ladies Calling

Fallon aka Fal-Gal

Where do I even start with today's hottie? This might be the hottest girl you'll ever meet. It's not only her looks, it's her swagger. Fallon oozes sexuality. She's just hot, and knows it, but isn't too cocky about it. I'd like to put it into words, but I'm at a loss for them. She just sent me the pictures she wants us to use, and I can't pick my jaw up off the floor. honestly, I don't think you've lived until you've seen Falgal in a bikini poolside. She even caused me to break my rule of not putting up hotties I actually know. Not that it matters, there's like 3 actually really hot chicks I know. And when I call they're usually not willing to answer, or listen to me drunk babble. Thank god for the internets! I've actually seen Fallon look hot at Applebee's. I mean, the decor of the place alone takes most hotness levels down a few notches. Yet, she still remained hotter than a Tyler Florence Fajita (FYI...thats very hot). Paulie, you might be the luckiest, or dumbest, bastard I ever met. I'm leaning towards dumbest. I'm gonna let her tell it...

My name is Fallon. I am 23 yrs old. I attend Penn State in Abington and graduate in December. My major is Communications, which I hope to pursue a career in sportscasting or marketing for Philadelphia sports teams. I love watching sports, especially football! I am a family type of girl and would do anything for anyone. On my spare time I love hanging out with my friends and boyfriend, going out to bars, and laying by the pool to get a tan. I dont know what I would do without my best friends and boyfriend, they are always there for me and are my life! My hopes for the future are to be happy, successful with my career, modeling on the side, and starting a family. My words for advice: Always keep your head up and think positive, be grateful for what you have in life!

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Q: Falgal, give us the best piece of advice you can for approaching or dating a hottie??

A: If you think a girl is good looking, dont be scared to approach her. Dont show a sign of fear and dont use any corny pick-up lines. Be yourself, start a conversation, and dont think of getting shot down. You should be confident, but never cocky. Many guys get intimidated by pretty girls, but the truth of the matter is you will never know the outcome unless you try!

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Whatchu Wanna Do, Wanna Be Ballers, Local Hotties, Brawlers?

Nicole Elise

I'm baaaaaack! Look at this hottie. She's got the oh-so-hot double name...that's always a tip off she's hot. Think about it. Tiffani Amber Theissen, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mark Paul Gosselar. What? Paging Zack Morris on his ultra sleek cell phone. I'm not gay, I swear. Just thought it was funny. Anyway, this hottie comes to us from Dela-where County. She's 20 years old and is a theatre major at Temple. I'm a big fan of theatre majors, because it means they love their art, and you won't find them doing B-List porn behind your back. Vagtastic! (thats a Superbad reference, not my perverse mind kicking into overdrive) Nicole really looks like a good girl. She's got the attitude though so tread lightly. This Italian Princess is outgoing, and loves to laugh, and make people laugh. Which is good for me, because then I don't have to provide filler with sexually awkward comments (See above Zack Morris reference). But she has a thing for bad boys. So I'm out. I tried to be roughlooking once and went with a "feaux-hawk" and wore like a tight shirt. I looked like a parakeet on acid. Anyway...enough about me...just look, and keep your hands where we can see them.Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to a hotties heart?

A: To hear me, understand me, and be there for me...and of course make me smile no matter what mood im in.

Here's the gratuitous girl in bikini photo that I also oh-so-love. Goddamn, she's really hot. Like imagine just coming home to that. God, life can be so unkind.

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Money..Cash...WHAT...Money..Cash...Hotties

Alright...sorry I have to preamble this hottie of the day, but I saw the worst sequel in my entire life last night. Do not see "Van Wilder: Rise of Taj"...well for one because i'm going to ruin it for you right now. It is an exact duplicate of the first (not even a camio of Ryan Reynolds). Taj finds hot girl...pursues hot girl...works with team of dorks to do well in School...Hot girl has douche boyfriend...Taj gets expelled...Gets reinstated...gets hot girl..and finally...douche loses out. Hmmm, seen that one before. I'm sorry, but that movie was effin worthless. I lost an hour and a half of my life when I could have been having some Me time to our next hottie. Highlight of film: You get to see 3 sets of boobs. Now back to the show.

Rachel K

Another Philadelphian Hottie who is real into fashion and taller guys. So, if you have anything in common with the people hangin out by the Yellow Brick Road...you're out son. O yeah, and if you can't handle her having guy friends..see above sentence as well. Pretty much don't be a little bitch...literally. She just finished up at Jean Madeline and will be heading to Temple University in the near future. Sorry..PSU fan that will be there when we whoop Temple's ass in football this year, but basketball..different story. Rachel cuts hair and has some experience dancing. I wouldn't mind sitting back getting a cut while this hottie is doing her thing. WAIT, novel idea! Why don't they have hair salons where I can see a hottie in next to nothing. I'd be spending a pretty penny there. She is down to earth and gets along with mostly all people, so you MIGHT just have a chance.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst dating experience?

A: I went on a date with this guy who was 3 yrs younger then me. He took me to the movies and as he paid for "our tickets".. it turned out to be that he only bought one ticket for himself and I had to go back to the booth and get myself a ticket! I never saw him again. Note to guys: Dont be cheap.

10 Bucks and your night would have been alot better buddy. Some people just don't get it. Haha.

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Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile, That Girl's A Hottie!!

Alicia

Now, I'm in no way saying this hottie has a big butt. BUTT she's got a great smile and a great butt...(clever play on words). Alicia comes to us from Jersey, but again, she parties (ALOT) in Philly, so odds are you can run into her. And if you frequent Hooters (for the wingies of course) then you'll definitely run into her. I like this hottie. No, no, no. I think I loooove this hottie. Low maintenence, will drink you under the table, and eff you up when you pass out. It's love at first sharpie-penis-on-the-face. Alicia's a self made woman who's lived on her own since she was 17, and works 3 jobs while attending Rutgers to be a Physical Therapist. She's also a Coors Light girl. (Even though Coors light is a pussy beer, I'd like to see her dressed up in the outfit.) The best thing this little Hottie told me...."Basically anything that scares me half to death i enjoy. " Niiiiiiice. But I don't think that means you walking up to her windows with a polaroid camera and a scream mask on your peanut shaped dome counts. And she parties...hard. She "desperately" wants a sailor...(jk) an adventure . She has skydiving and bungee jumping on top of her To-do list. Apparently, I'm a bigger wuss than her, because I won't even climb a ladder. My number three thing to do is to sing a Michael Bolton song at karaoke with a straight face. My number one includes this Hottie, ice cream, and a ferris wheel. Really, this Hottie's got a great head on her shoulders and good direction. Take her home to mom, or take her 20,000 feet in the air. Either way she'll be happy. And when Alicia's happy, We're happy.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your biggest turn-on?

A: my biggest turn on would definately be when a guy has a lot of confidence and doesnt seem too eager to talk to me. I hate pickup lines with a passion so as soon as i feel like im trying to be picked up im instantly uninterested even if the guy is goodlooking. Its so much better when i meet someone who i can talk to about everything and nothing without worrying about him pushing himself on me. If you act like your not desperate (even if you are) i find myself more intrigued, and who knows i might even make the first move.

OHHHHHHHHH WOW. Robbie likey. Paulie V, this one's from your neck of the woods. Hook me up, son. Hook ME up....not you. ME. I'm selfish.

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Nobody Puts Hottie In The Corner

Annie

I'm giddy like a schoolboy about today's hottie. Annie is 20 years old and is a true jetsetter. She's a professional dancer (clothed, idiot) and she's very, very good at it. She's worked for professional sports teams, and danced at venues in Philly, New Yawk, AC, LA, and Vegas. It's an alphabetical smorgasbord of cities. Annie's currently in college, and her goal is to obtain her doctorate in Psychology. ..Paging Dr. Hottie, we have a crisis in ward 4. Hot and ambitious! Dr. Hottie ...Annie, I mean, wants to open her own practice and charge your mental ass 200 bucks an hour to blab about how your mommy doesn't love you. WAHHH. Well, your mom loves me, so it's cool. Sorry, lame joke. Couldn't pass it up. Once she establishes herself as the hottest psychologist ever, she wants to be part owner of a bar/nightclub. So quick recap...absolutely gorgeous, extremely talented (and flexible...added bonus to the dancing lifestyle), brilliant, and ambitious. I have no idea how some of these hotties are single. But I'm not complaining.

Tip of the Day

Q: How can a guy avoid entering the dreaded "Friend Zone"?

A: If a guy wants to avoid the "Friend Zone" he should never make himself too available to a girl that he's interested in. Meaning, he shouldn't always drop what he's doing to meet her for coffee or grab some lunch. He shouldn't pick up the phone everytime she calls, and he certainly shouldn't be texting her 50 times a day. The less available and interested a guy seems in a girl, the more interested she becomes :)

Ahhhhh shit. The Belly shirt. Add that to my list of "Crap That I Consider Kryponite".

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This Is A Public Service Announcement Sponsored By Lindsay and Local Hotties

Lindsay

Lindsay has one message for all you ladies and *ahem* gentleman. Diamonds are Forever, and so are herpes. So watch out, sucka. This hottie is a student at East Stroudsburg University, where she's studying to obtain a degree to become a teacher. She's on the Doctor Plan like me. By the time I graduate, with the money and time I spent, I should be a NASA engineer. You can find this hottie partying it up in Center City, getting wild with her best friend, Lauren. With those two together, you have the perfect blonde vs brunette debate. Trust me...I've had it. Right, Sullivan? I was arguing for Lindsay. L-Boogie is another girl who walks in with her crew, and just doesn't give a shit what you think. She's hot ... and she knows... you know it. This hottie's gonna take over a corner of the bar, and eventually you'll realize you've probably wandered over just to watch the debauchery (big word alert!). I don't know what I like more...the eyes or the smile. No, I do know. It's the smile. It's warm and inviting, like hot apple pie. The scary thing is that this girl has a level of class not found in most places. Don't go up to her with the usual, "Yo baby, yo baby, yo" line. Then again, don't take advice from me...there's a reason we started this site. It's because i don't get girls like this. When we started this, LINDSAY is the type of girl I want to get. Classy, beautiful, and fun.

Tip of the Day

Q: How can a guy avoid entering the dreaded "Friend Zone"?

A: My advice for a guy on avoiding the "friend zone" would be to make the girl very aware of your intentions so that she does not automatically put you in that category, be careful not to creep her out though. Some girls are not looking for relationships and being in the friend zone could lead to a drunk make-out or who knows what else. So whatever zone your in...things can only go up.

So whatever you do, please remember Lindsay's Public Service Announcement. "Diamonds are forever...and so are herpes." I couldn't come up with better advice myself.

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Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on Both Accounts!

Cathy

Oh wow. This 20 year old hottie hails from my hometown 0of Southampton! Unfortunately for me, I've never seen her around. Dude, I go to all the wrong places. Anyway, this lovely lady is Pre-Law at Temple! So fellas, time to go rob a bank, or if your a big pussy you can go jaywalk...then hire her as a lawyer. (One tip on robbing a bank in Southampton, start a fire first. ALL the cops go to the fire.) I'm finding out how much the retainer fee will be. Whatever it costs, it's well worth it. How can a judge actually tell a hottie like this that she lost. Or imagine a jury of your 12 peers.....there's bound to be at least one horny guy. OJ's trial would have lasted 12 minutes. "Your honor, OJ didn't do it" .... Judge Ito: "Mistrial" I thought these hot lawyers only existed on Boston Public and CSI or something, but apparently there is a god.


Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy know when to make the first move on a Hottie like you?

A:Girls send guys signals all the time. Well at least we think we do. Problem is guys don't realize they are signals. There are some typical ones...when you invite us to hang out we accept. When we ask us to walk us to our door or car. If you don't get these obvious signals from a girl there are ways to test out if she is feeling you. First invite her to hang out (alone). If you normally hang out in a crowd say hey would you like to grab a bite to eat with just me or something along those lines. Or offer to drive her home. If there is a group of you at a bar say hey I brought my car and Ill play dd tonight if I can drive you home. Girls like it when you'll work for them (but not to much). If she accepts your offer to hang out alone thats a good step. Now don't be to aggressive leave her wanting more. Girls love what they cant have. So give her a sweet kiss goodnight. if you ask her to hang out again a day or so later and she accepts great shes into you if not you didn't make a complete ass of yourself.

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