Nobody Puts Hottie In The Corner

Annie

I'm giddy like a schoolboy about today's hottie. Annie is 20 years old and is a true jetsetter. She's a professional dancer (clothed, idiot) and she's very, very good at it. She's worked for professional sports teams, and danced at venues in Philly, New Yawk, AC, LA, and Vegas. It's an alphabetical smorgasbord of cities. Annie's currently in college, and her goal is to obtain her doctorate in Psychology. ..Paging Dr. Hottie, we have a crisis in ward 4. Hot and ambitious! Dr. Hottie ...Annie, I mean, wants to open her own practice and charge your mental ass 200 bucks an hour to blab about how your mommy doesn't love you. WAHHH. Well, your mom loves me, so it's cool. Sorry, lame joke. Couldn't pass it up. Once she establishes herself as the hottest psychologist ever, she wants to be part owner of a bar/nightclub. So quick recap...absolutely gorgeous, extremely talented (and flexible...added bonus to the dancing lifestyle), brilliant, and ambitious. I have no idea how some of these hotties are single. But I'm not complaining.

Tip of the Day

Q: How can a guy avoid entering the dreaded "Friend Zone"?

A: If a guy wants to avoid the "Friend Zone" he should never make himself too available to a girl that he's interested in. Meaning, he shouldn't always drop what he's doing to meet her for coffee or grab some lunch. He shouldn't pick up the phone everytime she calls, and he certainly shouldn't be texting her 50 times a day. The less available and interested a guy seems in a girl, the more interested she becomes :)

Ahhhhh shit. The Belly shirt. Add that to my list of "Crap That I Consider Kryponite".

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Big Thangs Poppin' Little Hotties Droppin

Melissa Dana

Today's hottie comes to us from beautiful Yardley. She cuts hair right up the road from me, and once again...I had no effin idea. I swear I'm not retarded, I just don't ever see these girls around. She looooves to party and hang out with her friends (who are ALSO hot). If you happen to be a Kenny's on a Thursday, keep an eye out. You just might find her. I wouldn't be able to find her, but you probably will (unless you are in fact, retarded). She also goes to school for cosmetology, and is a hot hairdresser. I'm pretty sure she can talk your ear off, and she says she's open with her sexuality, but watch your step, fool. There's more of a chance of her putting you in your place, than you going back to her place. I like this one. I think she's got a lot of spunk. Some personality. There's never a dull moment around her. I think she could entertain you for hours on end. Hot and fun! Wooohooo

Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy stay out of the friends zone??

A: I am going to rephrase the question to what not do if you want to be with me. first off...dont think that just because i am giving you my attention it means i want to go home with you becausee i dont. i am very very social and i love to meet new poeple..men or women and guys get the wrong impression because i am so open about my sexuality and i am so personable. so to stay out of the friends zone, dont be fake to me..i want an honest trustworthy man who wont go and flirt with other girls to get my attention. he needs to have a good head on his shoulder and be ready to make me his top priority!

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Lindsay

Lindsay has one message for all you ladies and *ahem* gentleman. Diamonds are Forever, and so are herpes. So watch out, sucka. This hottie is a student at East Stroudsburg University, where she's studying to obtain a degree to become a teacher. She's on the Doctor Plan like me. By the time I graduate, with the money and time I spent, I should be a NASA engineer. You can find this hottie partying it up in Center City, getting wild with her best friend, Lauren. With those two together, you have the perfect blonde vs brunette debate. Trust me...I've had it. Right, Sullivan? I was arguing for Lindsay. L-Boogie is another girl who walks in with her crew, and just doesn't give a shit what you think. She's hot ... and she knows... you know it. This hottie's gonna take over a corner of the bar, and eventually you'll realize you've probably wandered over just to watch the debauchery (big word alert!). I don't know what I like more...the eyes or the smile. No, I do know. It's the smile. It's warm and inviting, like hot apple pie. The scary thing is that this girl has a level of class not found in most places. Don't go up to her with the usual, "Yo baby, yo baby, yo" line. Then again, don't take advice from me...there's a reason we started this site. It's because i don't get girls like this. When we started this, LINDSAY is the type of girl I want to get. Classy, beautiful, and fun.

Tip of the Day

Q: How can a guy avoid entering the dreaded "Friend Zone"?

A: My advice for a guy on avoiding the "friend zone" would be to make the girl very aware of your intentions so that she does not automatically put you in that category, be careful not to creep her out though. Some girls are not looking for relationships and being in the friend zone could lead to a drunk make-out or who knows what else. So whatever zone your in...things can only go up.

So whatever you do, please remember Lindsay's Public Service Announcement. "Diamonds are forever...and so are herpes." I couldn't come up with better advice myself.

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