That's Okay Rob B. Fresh, You Can Go Back To Your Seat Now, I Dare You

Ashleigha

Well, it looks like this Brett Fav-ruh thing has just about run it's course, which is awesome cause I'm sick and tired of hearing about it. I think ESPN has devoted hours upon hours of this in an effort to single handledly make America that much dumber. Today we've got the loooooovely Ashleigha....20 years old...from Philly. This girls hot and theres not much to say for her. She's just hot. I mean, look at her pictures here. Ashleigha, tell us a little bit about yourself.

im A DIRTY BLOND BLUE EYED HOTTIE...5'5 IM 20 YEARS OLD IM CURRENTY A SALES ASSOCIATE AT A BIG TIME MAKEUP STORE...iM ALSO A SOPHMORE/JUNIOR IN COLLEGE GOING FOR MY BACHELORS IN RADIOLOGY I MODEL ON THE SIDE LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME GO OUT AND PARTY,LOVE ROCK CLIMBING, SNOWBOARDING,CARS ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY.. you can take the down and dirty in your own way I have my version lol

Down and dirty, huh? What I'm picturing as down and dirty would "involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake" and a nine iron and some ice cubes. just loike Billy Madison. Just kidding. Buffalo and ice cubes don't mix. Ashleigha iss an ourdoorsy hottie. she likes to go rockclimbing, which I'm sure is what keeps her in great shape. And snowboarding.... Perfect. 5'5 is a good height too. Not too tiny, not too tall...juuuuust right. Anyway...peep her advice, it's puuurty good

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best thing to do on a first date here in Philly?

A: The best first date would have to be anunpredictable one, I love suprises and im pretty much up for anything that has excitment. I love just doing crazy things

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Things You Might Not Want To Do In Front Of Your Hottie

So, I saw this as a popuar story on msn today. I thought we needed another post, so lets see if you agree with their advice. I definitely agree with some of them...

Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.

Rap.

Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Wii.

Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)

Here's a link to it HERE

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Wing Bowl, Beer, and Hotties...None Better

Taya

Wing Bowl 2008 is going on right now...Joey Chestnut wins Wingbowl 2008 again over 241 wings in 30 minutes. Yeah you heard it here first on the web. I can't imagine how this dude's bathroom trips are going to pan out over the next 3 or so days....talk about pain. Ha, its good to have drunken friends who don't have to work on this terrible terrible Friday. Now onto the hottie.

MILF Alert snitches...this hottie does not look like she could have any kids from her pictures. She is one to never back down and always speak her mind. Most likely she will be whooping up on that dude in the bar that you couldn't handle yourself. It's ok...you can tend to doing the dishes and laundry, pansy. She has no regrets and no limits hold her back. So, you better have your game face on if you wanna hang with this one. She has 2 awesome sons...that could probably whoop your ass too, so its looking like a lonely, rainy Friday for you sucka. She works hard and plays hard.........anyways Take it or leave it because otherwise you'll end up somebody's bitch.

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What makes me UNIQUE???

My Boldness & Personality, it makes me SHINE!!!!

Today it's hard to meet someone that is not afarid to be bold and speek their mind. Many follow the dreams of others and have no clue until they walk into a poll that it's ok to be you. Boldness and Personality is what it's all about. You have to be sure of you or no one will notice you.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a perfect Valentine's Day gift...what would it be?

A: My perfect VALENTINE'S DAY gift would be a romantic dinner at LA VEANNA out side on the dock, champagne, great conversation and roses. ( Diamonds are always good. hint, hint.lol.)

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Last Night's Party at Solo

Thanks to everyone who came out last night, and we will have some pictures up soon. Hope you had fun...and our next event will not have you leaving SOLO.

A special thanks to Amanda, Lauren, and Ashley

Here are a few thing we learned last night:
- People need to communicate a little bit better when setting up a party
- Pay out what you initially promised
- Be real....don't be a hack

Moral of the story is to keep your word.

So, on a brighter note we are thinking about having a charity event next, for a good cause this time. We will keep you posted in the coming weeks.

Thanks again to all for coming out.

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Hottie better Work it, make it, do it, Makes us harder, better, faster, STRONGER!

Dasha

I'm sticking with the same format as yesterday, so deal with it. O yeah..and deal with the 6 pictures I gave you as well.

My name is Dasha...I am originally from Moscow, Russia, but grew up in Philadelphia(Phillies, we believe!!). For the last 3 years I have been in and out of New York, as well as going back and traveling in Russia. I am a full timer at La Salle University's MBA program in Finance. I love to travel (cant wait for China and Russia next year!) I love my family, and of course my friends. My friends are my true loves. Oh and my second love is my coffee, what can i say, im a caffienaholic. I would pick Dunkin Donuts coffee over Starbucks...and i would probably pick Thoreau over Hemmingway, but that's a tough call. I love the city life, living in Manhattan did it for me...but at the same time I feel like I'm a country girl at heart, you should see me in a cowboy hat fishing. According to my girlfriends I'm very blatant and open minded person, let's just say I usually speak my mind. I was faced with many difficult situations in my life and somehow I never sank, I only became stronger, and came out of the treacherous surf more level headed and stronger then before. Like Nietzsche said, "What doesn't destroy you, only makes you stronger".

I actually relate this one to Kanye now...hence the title. Dasha still has "Phaith" as well... hopefully tomorrow night we can turn it around. If you have some weak pick-up line, don't be too embarrased when you're crying after she rips you a new one. I'm wondering if she still has any part of the Russian accent...sooooo hot.

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a guy do after a good first date to not be portrayed as "clingy" or "uninterested"

A. Make sure to wrap the date right by not being too pushy but also showing that you had a great time and want to see the girl again. Remember, this is only the first date and if you start trying to put a title on what this could be, that can scare a girl away. After a first date if you call the girl constantly, start talking about wanting a commitment, about a future together, it will make a girl change her number!But on the other hand, don't be an asshole either. Guys somehow think the more uninterested they seem in a girl, the more a girl will want him...not true! Have a balance. Call us to show youre interested, but don't drag out the conversation. Say nice things to us, but don't over do it. Tell us you want to see us again, but don't talk about inviting us to your brothers wedding a month from now.

Things learned:

1) If you say girlfriend on first date...see psychologist and/or psychiatrist

2) Balance is key....don't be THAT guy.

3) Russian girls rule!

4) New found respect for cowboy hats.

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They Packed Up In here Wall To Wall And I Don't Hear Nothing But Ladies Calling

Fallon aka Fal-Gal

Where do I even start with today's hottie? This might be the hottest girl you'll ever meet. It's not only her looks, it's her swagger. Fallon oozes sexuality. She's just hot, and knows it, but isn't too cocky about it. I'd like to put it into words, but I'm at a loss for them. She just sent me the pictures she wants us to use, and I can't pick my jaw up off the floor. honestly, I don't think you've lived until you've seen Falgal in a bikini poolside. She even caused me to break my rule of not putting up hotties I actually know. Not that it matters, there's like 3 actually really hot chicks I know. And when I call they're usually not willing to answer, or listen to me drunk babble. Thank god for the internets! I've actually seen Fallon look hot at Applebee's. I mean, the decor of the place alone takes most hotness levels down a few notches. Yet, she still remained hotter than a Tyler Florence Fajita (FYI...thats very hot). Paulie, you might be the luckiest, or dumbest, bastard I ever met. I'm leaning towards dumbest. I'm gonna let her tell it...

My name is Fallon. I am 23 yrs old. I attend Penn State in Abington and graduate in December. My major is Communications, which I hope to pursue a career in sportscasting or marketing for Philadelphia sports teams. I love watching sports, especially football! I am a family type of girl and would do anything for anyone. On my spare time I love hanging out with my friends and boyfriend, going out to bars, and laying by the pool to get a tan. I dont know what I would do without my best friends and boyfriend, they are always there for me and are my life! My hopes for the future are to be happy, successful with my career, modeling on the side, and starting a family. My words for advice: Always keep your head up and think positive, be grateful for what you have in life!

Tip of the Day

Q: Falgal, give us the best piece of advice you can for approaching or dating a hottie??

A: If you think a girl is good looking, dont be scared to approach her. Dont show a sign of fear and dont use any corny pick-up lines. Be yourself, start a conversation, and dont think of getting shot down. You should be confident, but never cocky. Many guys get intimidated by pretty girls, but the truth of the matter is you will never know the outcome unless you try!

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Welcome to The Good Life!

Jen




BOOOOOOM! We're back with a vengeance...like Bruce Willis, and his crackhead daughter. Anyway...check out Jen, aka Atomic Bombshell. This hottie is one of my favorites...she bartends at Mansion and help run a Promotions company...Bar-Star. Jen loves to collect 80's memorabilia, it's just a good thing she doesn't still rock the Bon Jovi teased out hair-do. She collects Vans, 80's pins, patches, clothing, etc...you name it, she's got it. I wonder if she wears her sunglasses at night. Ahhh, I'm stretching there. Anyway, seriously, this hottie's a keeper. I think I wanna marry her. Jen, Marry me? I mean we don't know eachother or anything, but I can steal a sick Saved By The Bell Tshirt from my cousin, and I've also got a Cobra Kai t-shirt from Karate Kid. (Yes, I'm that awesome!) Not only is she sexy as hell, but she's charitable, AND can drink your ass under the table. Although in my case, it's not really that hard...I'm 170 ..the alcohol goes straight to my weird shaped head. So send us some feedback on this hottie, and get your ass down to Mansion. Visit http://www.gildasclub.com/ and make a donation in for our Hottie. Gilda's Club is for support group for female cancer survivors. I've been to one of their events before, and I gotta say it was actually pretty wild. OPEN BAR is the first rule of all good parties. So the next time you wanna throw a party and get wild, call Bar-Star Promotions...You can see their Myspace page at www.myspace.com/bar_starpromotions.

Tip of the Day:

Q: When I get a hotties phone number, how long do I wait to call?

A: I think 24 hours is a good enough time. Not too short, not too long. And 3 days is definitey way too much. She probably won't even remember you!

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You Gotta Fight...For Your Right...To Be A Hot--tie!

Today's hottie was referred to us by a good friend of local hotties. If you take a look at the pictures, you can find out who it was. We are letting her provide the write-up for our hottie, so if it's not as good as usual....don't blame us... haha j/k Marnee.

Enjoy!

Janelle

She asked me to write to you on her behalf...

You may find this Hottie Getting "TATS", doing karate,shopping or modeling!But, behind this gorgeous woman, is a great and beautiful MIND too!

She has always been attracted to men that inspire her...like her biggest fan,and top friend, "Jason", who is a true gentleman and a great inspiration to all who know him!
She loves a great mind, and believes that a relationship should be not a 50/50 ...but a 100/100. How do you date a woman like this? You DONT...LOL...She's soo busy! This pro model is ALWAYS on the go..it took us (Local Philly Hotties) MONTHS to track her down...with the help of course, from our dear friend in philly, Marnee the Cosmetic Magician..who does all of Janelles Make-up and Styling! Her fav and most recent photographers are BKG Digitial and Philly Snaps! Come meet this HOTTTTTTIE at The VBlazin Magazine/Marnee..The Cosmetic Magician Model Search 2007, September 8th at Fuzion Niteclub (at The Penthouse) 460 N.2nd Street, Philadelphia!

Janelle would like to ask for your generosity and philanthropic nature and please contribute to Jasons appearance (by plane) to come see her at the event. You may contact Jason on Janelle's behalf with your donation at http://www.myspace.com/jbljason.

Thank you, in advance, for your kindness, and generosity, and Janelle hopes to meet YOU at the Model Search 2007!

Tip of the Day

Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?

A: Stop playing games, guys! You call when you feel it's the right time to call. Stop playing around!

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Hottie...Put It On The Floor! Philly..Put It On The Floor!!

Jenna Nicole

Here it goes... My name is Jenna Nicole and I am a recent graduate from Hofstra University in Long Island. I am currently bartending at PorkysNyc while I plan on attending graduate school at Montclair State University for my Masters in Speech Pathology. I am also looking for a part-time job to take up my time.I work hard all the time but, I party even harder. In college I was part of the sorority Tri-Sigma and we were the hottest girls on campus! I miss all of them so much! I love house music and I often find it liberating to dance to. I have spent most of my summer down at the Jersey Shore at Dijas & Bar A. I love my family very much and my mother is my hero. I love drinking Stoli-blueberry and Sprite and you wont find me with anything else but that in my hand. I love my friends very much and I can sometimes be a lot to handle. xoxoxoxo

Jenna Nicole

Tip of the Day

Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?


A: After a guy gets my number I often like it if he calls me the next day. I usually hate talking on my cell phone so a conversation via text message is usually how I start talking to someone. I hate people who call me all day and all night as if they were my parent so any guy who does that I automatically avoid picking up for and most of the time delete. I like a guy to offer to take me out on a date rather then just meet at a bar. I usually chicken out of a first date because sometimes I can often be shy. Any guy who is really interested will find ways to get to know me and possibly even show up to places I hang out. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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All A Hottie Really Need Is A Little Bit, Get To Kissing And Touching... A Lil Bit

Alison Hope

Today's hottie was born and rasied in Abington, PA. Alison is 22 and now resides in Northern Liberties where she works for Philly2night.com. She's a Preston and Steve girl, which is like a guarantee that she's hot. In her spare time, Alison hangs out with her two dog Bandit and Batman. She also beleives Batman's the best superhero ever. While I may agree that Batman's a cool superhero, I'm going to have to say that he loses points for having the gayest sidekick ever in Robin. Holy Nuts-on-his-chin Batman. This hottie is also a parrothead, meaning she's a Jimmy buffett fan. I've been to those concerts, and they are completely out of control. I saw a shirtless Jon Runyan hightailing it through the parking lot, looking like a drunken bear avoiding capture. No word on whether Alison's been atop the Titty Tiki. I'm guessing not cause she looks kinda classy, but I'm sooo hoping yes. Cause that would be a good one to add to the catalog. Also, if you ever need a 7 letter word meaning "a job done with your hands", Alison can definitely help you out too! She does crossword puzzles in her free time and currently has about 20 of them laying around her house unfinished. So maybe that could be your pickup line. "Whats a two letter word for an intelligent gentleman who's a tiger in the sack? Me." Just cover your balls, fellas. It's gonna be a hit or miss line.

Tip of the Day

Q: When I get a Hotties phone number, how long do I wait to call?


A: I think you put all social rules aside and call when you feel it's right. That you should wait a specific amount of time is ridiculous, each situation is going to be different and you need to be able to read the girl in order to make the best decision. If you really hit it off I think theres nothing wrong with calling the next day...not at 10am...but perhaps around 6 or 7 to see what shes doing that night. If she seems like the type of girl who needs to be ignored by men in order to feel interested in them then wait 3-5 days to make that call. I think the important thing is that if your confident and comfortable making the call she will pick up on it and in turn be more responsive. Guys confidence is EVERYTHING...if nothing else, remember that.

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Every Local Philly Hotties Gonna Wind up There, With The Playboy Bunnies With Their Bleach Blonde Hair

Amanda

Amanda comes to us from Pennsauken, but she works and plays all around Philly. She's currently in a contest for Ashen Phoenix Bikini Team. You can go to http://www.apbikiniteam.com/shop.html and buy calender from her. The Bikini-clad hottie who sells the most calenders wins something. I don't know what, but she'd win, and I'd rather be a winner than a loser. Although, if you think about it, I started a website cause I need help picking up chicks. Amanda's into cars...like into them as far as modeling on them AND fixing them. Yes, that's right this hottie can change your oil, tweak your headers, and a bunch of other stuff that sounds like weird sex acts. There's something about a Hottie getting dirty under the hood of a car that's so effin hot. I guess that's why people like Michelle Rodriguez. I mean, really, she's not that hot...kinda bull-dykey, but once she showed she knew how to fix a car people fell in love with her. But Amanda can do all those things AND she's smokin. I feel like heaven just kicked me in the sack and said, "Yes, they do exist." Aman-duh also participates in bikini contests in the area, and does modeling on the side. Remember to vote for her. Help a playette out.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: You have to be yourself. If you aren't, even after you get one of us, you'll lose her. And jealousy is just unacceptable. Men look at hot women. If you can't get over that part, then find someone ugly!

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My Pimp Game Proper, My Local Hotties Proper, So Run And I Will Hit You Like Jeremiah Trotter

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LOCAL PHILLY HOTTIES..Come On And Stand Up, Take Your Shirt Off, Wave It Round Ur Head Like A Helicopter

Cassy

OH BOY! As a guy, I've realized that we have very simple needs and wants. For example, I want a tub full of hundreds, a tub full of women, and a tub full of beer. I NEED 3 things: Sports, Hot Chicks, and Hot Wings. Now imagine how I felt when I was 12, and I found out that I can get my three simple needs all in one place. Cassy works at my heaven. She's a good ol' Hooters girl. hehe. But let's not allow that to define her. Cassy's a student, lives in Manayunk, and is also a Miller Lite girl. Yezzir! She also looooves to party. Something I think most of our Hottie's have in common (we'll at least no one's told us they were in AA...but that would really defeat the point). I love this Hottie's smile, and her eyes. Yes, really her eyes, mental midgets. Her Hooters shirt looks delicious too. When this Hottie's not busy working you can catch her chillin with her friends, taking pictures (oh my gutter mind!), and dancing. Oh, Cassy, shake it like polaroid picture! And she likes to eat Hooters wings of course. I'll be frequenting there now. The Hooters around my house should be caled Jubblies, cause there all kneeknockers. (PS. Thats not a good thing) Just don't ask this hottie for directions.....she sucks at geography. As long as she can tell me what town her Hooters is in, she's fine by me!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a hotties heart?

A: To answer your question... Make me laugh and you will have my heart. I like guys that can teach me new things and be a little protective without making me feel like they're trying to be my Dad!

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Oooh Local Hottie, Oooh Local Hottie, Get Up On This, Pu-Push It Real Good!

Kimberly


Hmmmmmm where to start. Kimberly comes to us from Jersey but went to college at Bloomsburg, and can really (really) party in Philly. Now I have to tread lightly cause i know Kim. This girl was the first person I met at Bloomsburg, and let me tell you...what an introduction to the new school. So I guess she's technically like my first college "crush". Wow, that could make things awkward. Anyways..I think the hottest thing about Kimberly would probably have to be her smile...then follow that up by the fact that she's in a fantasy football league. Her drafts Saturday, and she's a huge Iggles fan. Her friends coordinated a beer drinking contest based on Beerfest, and Kim even has her own team uniform for it. Ok, Im thinking maids skirt, with a tight referee top vut low to show off cleave, eye black and a crooked hat that says 69...oh, and hooker boots or red high heels. I don't know, I may be wrong though. In between parties Kim holds down a full time job, finds time for the beach (she can surf, too), goes to AC once a month, travels, loves Entourage (that crazy Ari!), and loves to party. Like can literally drink you under the table. She's like a hot female version of me. Except she's really pretty and has a much better personality than me. Ok...not at all like me. Anyway, this girls a ten. She's got the young, do-able Britney's smile complete with the dimples. Now if we can just find a way to get her into the Hit Me Baby outfit....hmmmmm. Seriously though...add all those things up (she knows sports, she parties like a rockstar, will watch Entourage with you, and has boobies, unlike Sullivan or my brother who I watch Entourage with) and you have one really good looking, really cool Hottie. And that's what this site is all about! Now take her advice, nerd! She put a lot of thought into it!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: u know how to win a hotties heart... just be yourself!!! you can never pretend to be someone your not b/c once things start to heat up physically or emotionally the chemistry will fade as the two show their real selves!!! a boy will always win my heart if they can make me smile... whether it's making me laugh, having fun together, or just making me feel special, a smile goes a long way. a guy that will hear me vent about a long day at work or a friend that's being a bitch is pretty awesome too. and of course it doesn't hurt to have deep eyes and a sexy smile... i love nice teeth!!!i love a guy that has a mind of his own and will make decisions and challenge mine. i love when people bite back!!! and of course he'd need to party like me...he has to keep up with my lifestyle ;) Kimberly, your soooo lucky. I was dying to put up the Madonna picture. Especially cause I made the Britney reference. I figured you'd drive here from Jersey just to kick my ass.

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Whatchu Wanna Do, Wanna Be Ballers, Local Hotties, Brawlers?

Nicole Elise

I'm baaaaaack! Look at this hottie. She's got the oh-so-hot double name...that's always a tip off she's hot. Think about it. Tiffani Amber Theissen, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mark Paul Gosselar. What? Paging Zack Morris on his ultra sleek cell phone. I'm not gay, I swear. Just thought it was funny. Anyway, this hottie comes to us from Dela-where County. She's 20 years old and is a theatre major at Temple. I'm a big fan of theatre majors, because it means they love their art, and you won't find them doing B-List porn behind your back. Vagtastic! (thats a Superbad reference, not my perverse mind kicking into overdrive) Nicole really looks like a good girl. She's got the attitude though so tread lightly. This Italian Princess is outgoing, and loves to laugh, and make people laugh. Which is good for me, because then I don't have to provide filler with sexually awkward comments (See above Zack Morris reference). But she has a thing for bad boys. So I'm out. I tried to be roughlooking once and went with a "feaux-hawk" and wore like a tight shirt. I looked like a parakeet on acid. Anyway...enough about me...just look, and keep your hands where we can see them.Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to a hotties heart?

A: To hear me, understand me, and be there for me...and of course make me smile no matter what mood im in.

Here's the gratuitous girl in bikini photo that I also oh-so-love. Goddamn, she's really hot. Like imagine just coming home to that. God, life can be so unkind.

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