Ay, Can I Please Talk To My Bust It Baby Real Quick, Homey

Pamela

Well, I'm attempting to quit smoking today, so deal with me, as this might be below par while I tap my fingers relentlessly on my desk. It's no secret here at Local Hotties that we loooooove, love, love our McFadden's Girls. Seriously, it's like god waved his magic wand and said, "We're going to make this awesome place with beautiful, personable girls as employees, beer that flows like a waterfall, and sports....sports everywhere." And *Blam* McFaddens Ballpark was born.
So today we profile the gorgeous Pamela. This girl looks like fun. She definitely knows how to have a good time, doesn't mind being the center of attention, and looks like she loves to push the boundaries, you may even find her doing Karaoke. Only downside to Pamela....look at the finger. Her best friend is the one and only Nikki, who is still top 5 as my favorite hotties ever and is another ballpark girl. This 23 year old hottie can be found at Philly and Jersey's hottest events....she was a wingette at the wing bowl. She's also a go-go dancer (which is NOT stripping) but when you go to the clubs, she's the girl paid to dance on the platforms and bring some life to the party. I don't doubt it for one second that Pamela can get a party started. This girl looks like a handful, but in a fun way. Daring and beautiful, I can't wait until my next Phillies game. I'm just gonna lean back onto the bar and be like "Pour it here! Right here!" as I feverishly point to my mouth and make awkward faces. Then the lovely Pamela will come along and pour an unknown alcoholic beverage down my throat, and it will be lights out for me. That's how the Ballpark usually goes....and I'm fine with that. Just keep Pamela around and I'm completely cool with that.... Wow. The more I look at this hottie, the more I like her.

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Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all those Phillies fans out there?
A: dont start of a convo with pet names ie..baby sweetheart mommi ect. some girls find it disrespectful and rude (myself included) just engage yourself in a normal conversation as if you were just talking to a friend.

Ok..so no weird names. But I want to send a message to all the women out there. If your latina, you can feel free to call us "Papi" all you want. Seriously...it may be one of the hottest things ever. Just don't call us Daddy. That's when shit goes from hot to weird.

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Welcome to The Good Life!

Jen




BOOOOOOM! We're back with a vengeance...like Bruce Willis, and his crackhead daughter. Anyway...check out Jen, aka Atomic Bombshell. This hottie is one of my favorites...she bartends at Mansion and help run a Promotions company...Bar-Star. Jen loves to collect 80's memorabilia, it's just a good thing she doesn't still rock the Bon Jovi teased out hair-do. She collects Vans, 80's pins, patches, clothing, etc...you name it, she's got it. I wonder if she wears her sunglasses at night. Ahhh, I'm stretching there. Anyway, seriously, this hottie's a keeper. I think I wanna marry her. Jen, Marry me? I mean we don't know eachother or anything, but I can steal a sick Saved By The Bell Tshirt from my cousin, and I've also got a Cobra Kai t-shirt from Karate Kid. (Yes, I'm that awesome!) Not only is she sexy as hell, but she's charitable, AND can drink your ass under the table. Although in my case, it's not really that hard...I'm 170 ..the alcohol goes straight to my weird shaped head. So send us some feedback on this hottie, and get your ass down to Mansion. Visit http://www.gildasclub.com/ and make a donation in for our Hottie. Gilda's Club is for support group for female cancer survivors. I've been to one of their events before, and I gotta say it was actually pretty wild. OPEN BAR is the first rule of all good parties. So the next time you wanna throw a party and get wild, call Bar-Star Promotions...You can see their Myspace page at www.myspace.com/bar_starpromotions.

Tip of the Day:

Q: When I get a hotties phone number, how long do I wait to call?

A: I think 24 hours is a good enough time. Not too short, not too long. And 3 days is definitey way too much. She probably won't even remember you!

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Just Lookin' At You From A Distance, Looking Like A God D@mn Star, Baby

Jennifer

Blonde Hair and sick body...that should be a requirement for this site. Once again, I think I'm in love. This one has more substance, though. I love this hottie for her goals. Today's hottie is 22 years old and hails from Doylestown, goes to West Virginia, and...here's what I love...wants to own her own sports bar. Oh, and again, she's a bartender. She's also a party girl who will drink you under the table, then kick your ass in sports trivia. She's a huge Eagles fan. By huge, I mean, she really likes em. She's obviously pretty petite. 90 Main is the spot to hit her up at in the summers. I partied once there with Todd Stin..Pinkston. You know, when people actually still booed him for a reason. Now they just boo him. Tell me this quote from Jennifer doesn't melt your heart, "Forget shopping on Sunday... there’s nothing better than sitting around watching the games on NFL Sunday. " My heart skipped a beat. So to recap... Great smile, gorgeous looks, ill body, and stupid cool. Yeah, I really do want the bartender.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with guys?

A: My pet peeve when it comes to guys? When a guy sees a girl at a bar that he's interested in, he shouldn’t go up and be all in their face and use a pick up line. I see this all the time when I bartend, and girls definitely aren't into that. Be yourself and it will work to your advantage.

Apparently it pays off to be yourself. I think it pays off better to pretend like your J.J. Redick, and impress women with your Duke glory days stories. There's just 3 rules if you pick an athlete to try to impersonate, One... It never goes on longer than a night. Two.. Make sure they really have no idea what the face looks like (MJ is pretty recognizable). Three... Make sure its a good looking one.....Like, don't be all like "Hey, I'm Adam Morrison." ...... Double Whammy!!

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Oooo She Made Us Drinks, To Drink, We Drunk ' Em

Genevieve

Another Hottie who hangs out with my personal favorite hottie, Jenny Rae. Genevieve is the All-American girl...But watch out fellas, she's got 4 brothers looking to kick your ass. Although she may be capable. She's in the gym everyday and plays Div 1 softball. If they televised this hotties games, rating would skyrocket. She's hotter than any of the other girls on the games I've watched. Ummm ...I watch for the love of the sport. She also bartends, models, and enjoys nothing more than hanging out in her Eagles jersey drinking a beer and watching a game. She was in student council and voted best eyes, and most athletic. Holy shit, the list just goes on...I'm polishing up that rock now. Her buddy, Jenny Rae turned me down, so I'm sticking with this one for wifey material. Not a bad back up choice. OH! And she bartends in the city....so Big Sull, we might be taking a trip downtown soon. Ok, alot of information there so lets recap guys. Hot friends, hot bartender, athletic, gorgeous, smart, great body, and she's funny, models and loves the birds.....I like the baaaaa-artender!

Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy know when to make the first move on a Hottie like you?

A: Hmmm.. i think a guy should no wen to make a first move when the girl gives a sign, like a smile wen she looks at you and laughs because there was that awkward silence. most girls give the 'ok' signs that let a guy no its ok.and that they are comfortable.. otherwise they arent interested.. and if a girl s willing to hold ur hand, shes def. comfortable...

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