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Showing posts with label Ass Kicker of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ass Kicker of the Week. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Ay, Can I Please Talk To My Bust It Baby Real Quick, Homey

Pamela



Well, I'm attempting to quit smoking today, so deal with me, as this might be below par while I tap my fingers relentlessly on my desk. It's no secret here at Local Hotties that we loooooove, love, love our McFadden's Girls. Seriously, it's like god waved his magic wand and said, "We're going to make this awesome place with beautiful, personable girls as employees, beer that flows like a waterfall, and sports....sports everywhere." And *Blam* McFaddens Ballpark was born.
So today we profile the gorgeous Pamela. This girl looks like fun. She definitely knows how to have a good time, doesn't mind being the center of attention, and looks like she loves to push the boundaries, you may even find her doing Karaoke. Only downside to Pamela....look at the finger. Her best friend is the one and only Nikki, who is still top 5 as my favorite hotties ever and is another ballpark girl. This 23 year old hottie can be found at Philly and Jersey's hottest events....she was a wingette at the wing bowl. She's also a go-go dancer (which is NOT stripping) but when you go to the clubs, she's the girl paid to dance on the platforms and bring some life to the party. I don't doubt it for one second that Pamela can get a party started. This girl looks like a handful, but in a fun way. Daring and beautiful, I can't wait until my next Phillies game. I'm just gonna lean back onto the bar and be like "Pour it here! Right here!" as I feverishly point to my mouth and make awkward faces. Then the lovely Pamela will come along and pour an unknown alcoholic beverage down my throat, and it will be lights out for me. That's how the Ballpark usually goes....and I'm fine with that. Just keep Pamela around and I'm completely cool with that.... Wow. The more I look at this hottie, the more I like her.


Tip of the Day


Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all those Phillies fans out there?
A: dont start of a convo with pet names ie..baby sweetheart mommi ect. some girls find it disrespectful and rude (myself included) just engage yourself in a normal conversation as if you were just talking to a friend.

Ok..so no weird names. But I want to send a message to all the women out there. If your latina, you can feel free to call us "Papi" all you want. Seriously...it may be one of the hottest things ever. Just don't call us Daddy. That's when shit goes from hot to weird.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Sabrina, the Twenty-Somethin' Gangsta (with an A, please)


Sabrina

Ever see "You Got Served" or "Kickin It Old School"? Now take out Jaime Kennedy and the white guy from Wild'n Out, and imagine the lead character is smokin hot and has an insane body. That would give you today's Hottie, Sabrina...reppin Old City. I didn't quite understand her answer for the Tip of the Day, until I realized that she breakdances...and I think it's worth the price of admission just to see if she spin on her head. (Hang on, I need a second. I thought of the possiblities of taking out a hot breakdancer) She can also get hotter sneakers than you too. Before you ask, Sullivan, I'll find out how she gets em. If you ask nicely she'll probably hook you up. But she's not in the shoe business, she's in finance by day. So I wonder if that makes her like a modern day superhero? Mild mannered professional by day..then she blinks her pretty eyes, and POOF ...ass-kickin breakdancer by night. Sounds about right to me. I wonder what her break dancing superhero outfit looks like. My only guess.... verrrrrry tiny.


Tip of the Day

Q: Where should a guy take a Hottie like you on a first date?



A: Where do i think would be a great first date...hmm. Well im a big goof ball so my ultimate first date, would be something fun, like, lazer tag, or challenging each other to a dance off in the parking lot of wawa. But my ultimate fav. thing is goin to barnes and nobles and wrestling thru the aisles..haha. People have no idea what the hell is goin on!!!


Fellas, You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!


I really couldn't resist that one. And Sabrina....you let me know what Wawa at what time, and I'll break out the greatest running man you've ever seen on your ass. Domo!


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