Sabrina, the Twenty-Somethin' Gangsta (with an A, please)

Sabrina

Ever see "You Got Served" or "Kickin It Old School"? Now take out Jaime Kennedy and the white guy from Wild'n Out, and imagine the lead character is smokin hot and has an insane body. That would give you today's Hottie, Sabrina...reppin Old City. I didn't quite understand her answer for the Tip of the Day, until I realized that she breakdances...and I think it's worth the price of admission just to see if she spin on her head. (Hang on, I need a second. I thought of the possiblities of taking out a hot breakdancer) She can also get hotter sneakers than you too. Before you ask, Sullivan, I'll find out how she gets em. If you ask nicely she'll probably hook you up. But she's not in the shoe business, she's in finance by day. So I wonder if that makes her like a modern day superhero? Mild mannered professional by day..then she blinks her pretty eyes, and POOF ...ass-kickin breakdancer by night. Sounds about right to me. I wonder what her break dancing superhero outfit looks like. My only guess.... verrrrrry tiny.

Tip of the Day

Q: Where should a guy take a Hottie like you on a first date?

A: Where do i think would be a great first date...hmm. Well im a big goof ball so my ultimate first date, would be something fun, like, lazer tag, or challenging each other to a dance off in the parking lot of wawa. But my ultimate fav. thing is goin to barnes and nobles and wrestling thru the aisles..haha. People have no idea what the hell is goin on!!!

Fellas, You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!

I really couldn't resist that one. And Sabrina....you let me know what Wawa at what time, and I'll break out the greatest running man you've ever seen on your ass. Domo!

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It's Little Miss Sunshine, Rachel, Where You At?

Rachel

In the aftermath of those violent storms last nite, I bring you a ray of light to start off your day. The lovely Rachel. Now let me start by saying one of her best friends is Miss Monday herself...Jenny Rae. Okay, so we know she's got great taste. Her hobbies include smiling and meeting new people. This hottie is ALSO a deans list student, double major: Psychology and...wait for it....Elementary Education. Yeah, if this girl's modeling career doesn't pan out...she's gonna be teaching kids. So track down your illegitimate ones, and move them to whatever district she's in. Parent - Teacher conferences just got a whole lot better. In fact, if all teachers looked like her, I bet we'd have less deadbeat fathers. I'd pick my future kids up in a minivan for a sneak peak at this. Oh, she's also a massage therapist.....shut it, fellas. None of those happy ending jokes here. Anyways, I asked her for a wild story....and got nothing, except she likes to run around her car at red lights. She's an honest to goodness good girl. The type you bring to family functions too impress Grandma, but hot enough so your pervy uncle will come over and give u a nudge with his elbow. Sit back, look at that smile, and hope she let's you stand under her umbrella.

Tip of the Day:

Q: Where should a guy take a hottie like yourself on a first date?

A:The best place to take me on a first date is, anywhere romantic . A nice walk on the beach in the summer or a stroll in the park in the fall is perfect. To catch my attention do something romantic right off the bat! Go all out for the first date and you've got my heart!

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Como Se Llama, Lil Momma?

Megan

I somehow manage to be impressed every single day. I had the ring for yesterday's hottie, but I got cold feet so I'm not engaged yet. JK. Today's stunner is another Bucks County born hottie, except this one's relocated to the big city. A year out of college, Megan's an Account Executive for an advertising agency....which, to me, means one thing...the business suit. That's my kryptonite right there. She's classy, sophisticated and has a zest for life. But to impress this hottie you better put down the cigarettes and the beer, or this girl will leave you in the dust. She includes in her hobbies : Rock Climbing, yoga, and she just signed up for salsa dancing lessons. Okay, I can get into the first two but salsa dancing...ehhhhh. I don't know, she is pretty hot though. Just leave the frilly shirt behind and break out those tattoos because this one likes the bad boys. Honestly, I'm running out of breath just THINKING about keeping up with this hottie, but something tells me the effort is well worth it. I mean, for real, just take a look. Okay, who's hitting the gym with me tonight?

Tip of the Day

Q: Where's the best place to take a hottie like you on a first date?

A:Do NOT take me to a bar. Very boring and unoriginal. I don't like drinking on first dates, I like them to be intimate and personal, so don't shove me into loud, crowded bar. Other than that I'm up for whatever...dinner, movie, skydiving :), etc. I like when a guy asks me out and has a plan...I hate when they ask me what I want to do...I need a guy to take charge. And ALWAYS pay on a first date...cheap guys are a turn off.

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Let's Go Get Some Bar-B-Q and Get Busy

Jenny Rae








Oh my goodness, fellas. I found us a winner here. I think I'm in love. This is what this website is about! This Hottie is the classic overachiever. She tried to convince me she's the girl next door, but i wasn't havin' any of that. The girl who grew up next door to me was Italian, liked food and pot more than the gym, and had a gift for having not hot friends (but they all had great personalities). Let's just run down this girls list of achievements. Homecoming Queen, Voted Best Smile and Friendliest. She graduated at the Top of her class with a 4.0 gpa...she owns her own home, and she does photo shoots in her free time. Oh yeah, plus she's smokin hot. I don't know what I lilke the most....Is it the puppy dog eyes, the smile, or the smoking hot body? I might propose to this one. She says she's "Ur All-American Girl", but 99% of women I meet do not look like this, or have this much going for her. But, fellas, this type of hottie takes time and work. She's thrilled to help us out, and I think she just set a whole new standard for this site. My job just got a lot harder, but it's worth it.





Tip of the Day:


Q: Where should a guy take a hottie like you on a first date?





A: Lets see..well if i could create the perfect setting this is what it would be...Ok here goes..We'd be lying on the beach right before sunset on this little cosey blanket looking up at the sky just getting to know one another..meanwhile we'd be feeding eachother grape and giggling at one another. I like Romance as u can see!

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