I Like Girls...That Like Girls

Ghetto Barbie & Sammy D

WHAT A HOT, HOT FRIDAY! BOOM! Welcome to the weekend, fellas. Okay, so these two aren't lesbians. Boo Friggin Hoo. What good would that really do us, anyway, trying to get tips? They're "crazy friends" who loves to go out drinking together and apparently take pictures in random bar bathrooms. Now look at the pictures, and then I want to inform you that these two met as camp counselors. Yeah, they watch children. These two really are wild and crazy kids. I'd love love love to hang out with them sometime. I have to let these two lovely ladies explain themselves. I can't do them the proper justice. I really can't make this stuff up. All I know is...I want to know where these girls hang out. And I want to be there. It looks like an absolute mess. But those are the nights that two days later (after the massive...... massive hangover) you say, "Wow...I'm NEVER drinking that much again" Here's what Ghetto Barbie has to say about herself....

"Heyy guys this is Ghetto Barbie. Im 23 years old from the Bucks County area. I just recently graduated from Penn State University, and we all know Penn State Girls are the Hottest!! I love going out wit my girls and getting silly. I love dancing when i am out so you can find me out on the dance floor or the stage (Im not afraid to get out there). People say I should have my own reality show because when u come out with me something wild always happens. I am a very lovable girl that loves to laugh and just have a good time. "

Sammy D seems a tiiiiny bit more reserved, but I highly doubt it....

"so about me i go to kutztown university and work at tgi fridays and soncinis pizza pub in chalftont on bikini nights every wednesday! willdd things always go down there i love to party and i am crazzzyyy something is always going on thats out of control every time i go out and i loveee my lifeee ! .. "

And people tell me I should be prescribed to Adderall. Holy crap.

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Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with men?

GB: Boys that cheat! Lets be honest girls are pretty smart and always found out what is really going on. Guys just be honest dont play games with girls heads! We know the deal and will call you out on it. Be honest with your girl and she will make your life a lot easier....believe me!

SD: Guys who are druggies, liars and losers with no jobs. And also guys who stalk you after you hung out one time they totally ruin themselves!! Creepy guys are alwayss my biggest pet peeve tho.. dont touch me!!!

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Even Though I'm Not Your Man, You Not My Girl, I'ma Call You My Hottie

Katie

Katie hails from West Chester, and I'm sticking with the blonde theme for today. This hottie is just a flat out cutie. You can seriously bring this one home to mom, and she'll be like..."good job, jerk." At least, thats how my mom speaks to me. Then I'm like..."Awww Mom, I love you." I think this hottie's best quality (besides her stunning good looks) is her ability to be spontaneous. Katie is a cocktail waitress at an Atlantic City beach bar. That means her job is a party, she serves but she still gets to still hang out and dance and have fun with her friends. She's a professional partier! Now she's even hotter! She loves drinking white wine, values family, and loves to laugh. With a smile like that it's no wonder. I've got crooked ass teeth and I hate to smile, but I love to laugh so it makes me look like a lepper. She's a college student who has no idea what she'll do with her degree in Health Science that she'll earn in May, but enjoys the fact that she doesn't know. Katie's a party girl with a wildside. Basically she won't challenge you to a drinking contest, she'll just challenge you to keep up with her like Lionel Ritchie...all night loooong (all night). Sorry..I've been waiting for days to throw in a Lionel Ritchie comment. Also, Katie asked us to send you to a website... http://www.cff.org/ . Katie lives with cystic fibrosis, which I'm not going to pretend to know about. But I will be donating towards her Charity walk. Just go to that site and donate to the charity walk. Search for the "Moyer Girls". Every penny goes a long way.

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Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with men?

A: For a guy a pet peeve would be when we are out and he wonders away or is totally not paying attention to what is going on. It's like they are in their own little world and as soon as they see something neat they just wonder away, and don't tell you what or where they are going!! Atleast say "hey look at this." gezzz

Again... please go to http://www.cff.org/ and make a donation for the charity walk. She's listed under the Moyer Girls.

Hey RainbowSpite, (besides not having an internet boyfriend like you) we help the community because we care. Although, I wouldn't mind seeing Katie roll around with another hottie in a bowlful of jello while Bill Cosby sings the Fat Albert theme song. A boy can dream, can't he??? Hey, Hey Hey!

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Just Lookin' At You From A Distance, Looking Like A God D@mn Star, Baby

Jennifer

Blonde Hair and sick body...that should be a requirement for this site. Once again, I think I'm in love. This one has more substance, though. I love this hottie for her goals. Today's hottie is 22 years old and hails from Doylestown, goes to West Virginia, and...here's what I love...wants to own her own sports bar. Oh, and again, she's a bartender. She's also a party girl who will drink you under the table, then kick your ass in sports trivia. She's a huge Eagles fan. By huge, I mean, she really likes em. She's obviously pretty petite. 90 Main is the spot to hit her up at in the summers. I partied once there with Todd Stin..Pinkston. You know, when people actually still booed him for a reason. Now they just boo him. Tell me this quote from Jennifer doesn't melt your heart, "Forget shopping on Sunday... there’s nothing better than sitting around watching the games on NFL Sunday. " My heart skipped a beat. So to recap... Great smile, gorgeous looks, ill body, and stupid cool. Yeah, I really do want the bartender.

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Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with guys?

A: My pet peeve when it comes to guys? When a guy sees a girl at a bar that he's interested in, he shouldn’t go up and be all in their face and use a pick up line. I see this all the time when I bartend, and girls definitely aren't into that. Be yourself and it will work to your advantage.

Apparently it pays off to be yourself. I think it pays off better to pretend like your J.J. Redick, and impress women with your Duke glory days stories. There's just 3 rules if you pick an athlete to try to impersonate, One... It never goes on longer than a night. Two.. Make sure they really have no idea what the face looks like (MJ is pretty recognizable). Three... Make sure its a good looking one.....Like, don't be all like "Hey, I'm Adam Morrison." ...... Double Whammy!!

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She'll Have You Suicidal...Suicidal!!

Jessica

Oh where, oh where do all these hot girls bartend? Oh where, oh where should i drink???Honestly, it's not where I'm going. And the teachers...what the? I'd be a goddamn scholar is I had teachers like this. This is another classic combo platter. She's a teacher, bartender, and wants to be a model. Oh plus she's Latina. That ish is like my kryptonite. Come to think of it...alot of stuff is my kryptonite. just smile at me and I'm done. Jessica just genuinely seems to be a nice girl. This hottie is full of brains, beauty, and booty. I don't even wanna talk about this one. I'll let her do it. She's much hotter anyway.

My name Jessica. I am 23 years old. I attend Temple University in Philadelphia where I study Elementary Education. When I’m not sitting in the classroom, I am doing my bartending thing. My family is from Uruguay, South America , making my brother and I first generation Americans. I hope to be as successful as they are some day. On my free time I enjoy spending time with my family & friends, getting a tan on the beach, walking my puppy in the park, and last but not least, cuddling and watching movies with my boyfriend. My dreams for the future would have to be, to have a family of my own some day, teaching fulltime and maybe dabble in some modeling or acting. I surround myself around positive people and focus on the good in people and what they can offer. One of my favorite quotes would have to be “ love the life you live, and live the life you love”.

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Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with men?

A: My biggest pet peeve in men is when a guy leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. I hate the corny pick-up lines they always try to use. Also, I hate when guys play videogames all the time.

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