Oh Say Can You See.............Jackie

Jackie

Top O' the Morning to Ya... I know most of you drunkards are nursing some serious hangovers with your coffee and 48 ounces of water after yesterday's Irish affair. Yesterday was dedicated to Ireland and boozing to be honest. Today, we would like to support the red, white, and blue.....literally. The American flag that Jackie is sporting is unbelievable. She comes to us from the Dirty Jers. She's 20 years and a hopeless romantic that likes to play the guitar. She is also is a big fan of the shore. This girl is the total package..hot, talented, loves the beach, loves football, and a good girl. Looks like I'm missing out on another one fellas. O yeah, last but not least check out those tats. Jackie sing that anthem girl.....

"I'm a laid back girl that just likes to hang out with the boys. I'm no girlie-girl haha. When i go out i LOVE to dance and have a good time. my favorite place to hang out would just be a local pub. But when it comes to football season you'll see me either in the parking lot at the game or at a friends house with a beer in my hand and my jersey on my back! Don't get me wrong tho, I can clean up and be one sexy Patriot Girl."

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your best piece of dating advice for a single guy?

A: My best dating advice would be for you guys to be yourself! Don't put up a front to try and impress a girl.... we catch onto that stuff. Personally i like a guy that can crack jokes and be fun and outgoing. Why don't you try acting like you do with the guys around a girl (just not so perverted). We like to hang out and watch football and wrestle around too! So go out and have fun. Don't be so uptight. We have one chance in life, make the best of it!! Go out and meet a fun loving girl!
-Jackie <3

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Ms. Heather Just don't know....DAMMMMMNNN

Heather

This hottie comes to us from Media, PA. She is the blonde bombshell with the blue eyes to follow. You can't get much better fellas...no really you can't. She works at Kildares (I'm assuming the one in Media) and have favorite sport is obviously football, since she watches it while she works. Sign me up for a table at Kildares anytime Heather is going to be working. I'll be sure to piss away all my money away on bad betting and being a sucker for massive amounts of drinks from the hot bartender. I guess it's better than paying 80,000 for hookers, who would do such a thing...hmmmmmm. Make sure you go visit her...you may have a chance like me...well nope.



She is also very confident and outgoing and loves to meet new people and have a good time. Her son is the most important part of her world and her friends and family mean just as much. So, stop drooling over yourself and take a listen to her concise yet sound advice, suckas.

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??

A: Best advice is be yourself, and if at any point someone makes you feel it's not good enough, walk away. Because they are the ones who aren't <3

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

SEX ETTIQUETTE 101

This past week, I received two emails that were very similar. So I decided to step away from the usual Q & A and kill two birds with one stone. Let me break it down for you;

Email #1- Guy was dating a girl for six months and they broke up three months ago. He runs into her friend and starts flirting with her. He wants to know if it's ok if he tries to hook up with the friend.

Email #2- Guy has been having sex off and on with a girl for over a year. There is no real commitment and they are still seeing each other, here and there. He wants to bang one of her good friends. He doesn't understand why the girl that he is currently sleeping with is so upset?

Guys, please listen carefully to the following; IT IS NEVER OKAY TO BANG THE FRIEND OF A GIRL THAT YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH. IT'S NEVER OKAY TO BANG YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS FRIENDS *UNLESS A VERY SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME HAS PASSED SINCE THE BREAKUP. It's just sexual etiquette. It's not like a piece of food that you drop on the floor and there is a three second rule! Seriously! There are a million other girls that you should be trying to bang, friends are off limits! Besides, do you really want to sign up for the amount of drama that comes with that? And I would also like to add, that other girls find it very unappealing. (Yes, it will get out there and come back to haunt you at some point). Every conversation that this girl has for the next few months, will be about what you did. It's sad , but true. Girls sympathize because they hope that someone would never disrespect or hurt them in the same way. I know some guys could care less about what they bang or who. Really guys, it's too much bullshit for the booty AND it's just bad manners! There is PLENTY OF OTHER PU-NA-NA IN THE SEA!!!

Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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Things You Might Not Want To Do In Front Of Your Hottie

So, I saw this as a popuar story on msn today. I thought we needed another post, so lets see if you agree with their advice. I definitely agree with some of them...

Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.

Rap.

Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.

Wii.

Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)

Here's a link to it HERE

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