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Kimberly


Hmmmmmm where to start. Kimberly comes to us from Jersey but went to college at Bloomsburg, and can really (really) party in Philly. Now I have to tread lightly cause i know Kim. This girl was the first person I met at Bloomsburg, and let me tell you...what an introduction to the new school. So I guess she's technically like my first college "crush". Wow, that could make things awkward. Anyways..I think the hottest thing about Kimberly would probably have to be her smile...then follow that up by the fact that she's in a fantasy football league. Her drafts Saturday, and she's a huge Iggles fan. Her friends coordinated a beer drinking contest based on Beerfest, and Kim even has her own team uniform for it. Ok, Im thinking maids skirt, with a tight referee top vut low to show off cleave, eye black and a crooked hat that says 69...oh, and hooker boots or red high heels. I don't know, I may be wrong though. In between parties Kim holds down a full time job, finds time for the beach (she can surf, too), goes to AC once a month, travels, loves Entourage (that crazy Ari!), and loves to party. Like can literally drink you under the table. She's like a hot female version of me. Except she's really pretty and has a much better personality than me. Ok...not at all like me. Anyway, this girls a ten. She's got the young, do-able Britney's smile complete with the dimples. Now if we can just find a way to get her into the Hit Me Baby outfit....hmmmmm. Seriously though...add all those things up (she knows sports, she parties like a rockstar, will watch Entourage with you, and has boobies, unlike Sullivan or my brother who I watch Entourage with) and you have one really good looking, really cool Hottie. And that's what this site is all about! Now take her advice, nerd! She put a lot of thought into it!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: u know how to win a hotties heart... just be yourself!!! you can never pretend to be someone your not b/c once things start to heat up physically or emotionally the chemistry will fade as the two show their real selves!!! a boy will always win my heart if they can make me smile... whether it's making me laugh, having fun together, or just making me feel special, a smile goes a long way. a guy that will hear me vent about a long day at work or a friend that's being a bitch is pretty awesome too. and of course it doesn't hurt to have deep eyes and a sexy smile... i love nice teeth!!!i love a guy that has a mind of his own and will make decisions and challenge mine. i love when people bite back!!! and of course he'd need to party like me...he has to keep up with my lifestyle ;) Kimberly, your soooo lucky. I was dying to put up the Madonna picture. Especially cause I made the Britney reference. I figured you'd drive here from Jersey just to kick my ass.

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Big Thangs Poppin' Little Hotties Droppin

Melissa Dana

Today's hottie comes to us from beautiful Yardley. She cuts hair right up the road from me, and once again...I had no effin idea. I swear I'm not retarded, I just don't ever see these girls around. She looooves to party and hang out with her friends (who are ALSO hot). If you happen to be a Kenny's on a Thursday, keep an eye out. You just might find her. I wouldn't be able to find her, but you probably will (unless you are in fact, retarded). She also goes to school for cosmetology, and is a hot hairdresser. I'm pretty sure she can talk your ear off, and she says she's open with her sexuality, but watch your step, fool. There's more of a chance of her putting you in your place, than you going back to her place. I like this one. I think she's got a lot of spunk. Some personality. There's never a dull moment around her. I think she could entertain you for hours on end. Hot and fun! Wooohooo

Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy stay out of the friends zone??

A: I am going to rephrase the question to what not do if you want to be with me. first off...dont think that just because i am giving you my attention it means i want to go home with you becausee i dont. i am very very social and i love to meet new poeple..men or women and guys get the wrong impression because i am so open about my sexuality and i am so personable. so to stay out of the friends zone, dont be fake to me..i want an honest trustworthy man who wont go and flirt with other girls to get my attention. he needs to have a good head on his shoulder and be ready to make me his top priority!

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Why Do Good Girls (what what what), Like This Site?

Tiela Marie

I've searched the internet, various name books, and googled the hell out of our Hottie's name....and all I found was her. But I don't need to know what it means, to know that this girl is hot. ....and she works constantly so she'll eventually support your lazy ass. So if your just a laid back guy running an up and coming website that makes no money yet, GET HER!! Yeah right. Like a hottie like this is gonna be atracted to lazy asses like us. I'll let her explain it...

Well, I'm in college for business. I want to open my own entertainment company one day. Right now I work for an entertainment company; I sing, dance, MC and am also an event specialist. My day job is working for a Ford Dealership. I like it because it shows me the innerworkings of a business. I also have my Real Estate license and am eventually opening up a joint Agency/ Mortgage company with my best friend. I really enjoy the beach and going out to clubs. Dancing and Singing are my favorite things in the world so any chance I get to do that, I'm down for. I'm really funny at the most random times..I consider myself a self proclaimed dork.. Oh and I hate sharks.

Got it all? No? Read it again. Oh, and she likes to cook. Seriously...I'm in real estate for my "real" job, and I'd still buy a house off this hottie. I'm counting my pennies right now, and unless someone can loan me like 20g's, I'm screwed.

Tip of the Day:

Q: How does a guy get PAST the first date with a hottie like you??

A: How to get past a first date with me? Well, I think that honesty is important. I don't want a guy telling me that he makes $250 k a year and that he has a house in the hamptons, if it isn't true. I think that men don't realize that most women don't care what car you drive, how much money you make or where you live. What matters is the person. Most women aren't into the men who try to say all the right things in order to get them into bed. Women are smart. Don't expect to sleep with me, it's not gonna happen. Asking me personal sexual questions is a sure fire way to not get a second date. I like a funny guy, men who make can make a women laugh are always ahead of the game. being smart and having goals is also a bonus. Charisma is key. But the biggest thing to get past a first date with me is: To be yourself.

Oh and she just turned 21 this weekend, fellas. So buy her a drink!

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