Because It's Hottie's Night, And The Feelings Right

Jenny

Wow..SEXY JENNY....what a hottie. The smile...the eyes..the body. This 22 year old hottie comes to us from Chalfont, another suburban hottie. She's alittle change from the norm. Jenny's a party girl, but made a point to let us know that she doesn't drink. Her outgoing unique personality makes her one of the coolest people to hang out with. Once you get past her obviously sexy qualities, you'll notice the tattoos. Jenny's overall goal is to be completely inked up. Kinda weird, but as long as she doesn't cover that beautiful face, I'm into it. And no tattoos that say "MOM", or "BOB" or any other words that are spelled the same forward and backwards, or signify a relationship with another dude. The last thing you wanna do is be in bed with a girl and see, "Property of hung Johnny" tattooed on the lower back. Fortunately for Jenny, it looks like she has a good metabolism, because if she didn't, those flower tattoos on her side could eventually end up like like a tropical rain forest. Tattoos on the hips are like silly puddy. They can always be stretched out, upwards, downwards, sideways...you get the drill. That's why I'm tat free. I figure I can't be this scrawny forever, so that tattoo of Popeye I want would eventually turn into a stick figure with a pot belly. Anyway, it's Friday, I'm glad the weeks almost over, and I'm SOOOOOO glad that we have Jenny to look at for a day! I'm such a sucker for blondes....wait, brunettes...wait...

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of advice to give to guys...what would it be?
A: My advice to a guy is treat a girl like a trophy and the best prize you have ever won cause thats how i like to be treated but thats just me.

That's right fellas. Like a trophy. So put her on a pedestal for a few years until you've outgrown her. Dust her off and show her love once in a while....and then throw her in a box only to be opened when your drunk, feeling depressed, and listening to The Boss's Glory Days.

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She Got Me So Hypnotized, The Way This Hottie Rollin' Round And Round

Ashley

Those of you who came to our party may notice Ashley. She worked for us selling the raffle tickets for the Win a Date with a Hottie. She's a 21 year old dancer/actress from Philly. Ash (yeah, I'm gonna play it up like we're on a pet name basis. We're not, but you don't know that) is certainly not afraid to tell it like it is. This hottie's tall, beautiful, and feisty....like a spicy burrito in your stomach after a long night of drinking. When she was selling the raffle tickets for us, she had to lay the verbal smackdown on a few of the guys. The guys would just start spewing verbal diarrhea out their mouths, and she'd put them in their place. It was kind of fun to watch for a while...considering it wasn't me getting shot down. On a side note guys, use some sense of class. Some of the shit this girl was coming up to me and repeating was absolutely ridiculous. Maybe that's why it is so hard to pick up a woman when we're out. I mean, before you even go up to her she has a preconceived notion that your just gonna walk up and scream, "BREASTS!" right in her face. Use your goddamn brain for a minute and ask yourself if your just shitting out of your mouth, or if you actually have something to gain with your comment. Most likely NO. Anywho, back to our hottie. The body here is siiiiiiiick. Like top notch. So fellas...hands where I can see 'em please...aka above your desk, all ten fingers on the keyboard...unless your like the Phil's pitcher with 12 fingers. Give this hottie a round of applause for helping us our Saturday night, and for generally just being hot. I'm gonna skip proposing anymore. Apparently women aren't into marrying guys they don't really know, or never even met. But I mean, if the money's there and it looks like a stable, loving environment, how can I not ask? Maybe I'll just go straight for dinner and a movie ..... POPCORN TRICK!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had ONE piece of dating advice to give guys....what would it be?

A: BE A MAN!!! Stop grooming yourselves so you look like a woman!! Stop plucking your eyebrows (unless u have a unibrow), stop shaving your armpits and arms and legs, stop using so much product you have helmet head, no manis or pedis or facials, and PLEASE have a sense of humor especially about yourself!!

OUCH. Step up fellas. You just got bitchslapped. I'm glad I don't hang out where dude wear makeup. I don't have the stomach for it.

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ITS HUMP DAY!!!!!

Ashley

I forgot to wish all our Jewish readers a Happy Chanukah. Yeah, I went Ch with it. Ashley comes to us from the Philly Burbs. The water there gives the ladies the extra curves. I'm gonna do a study to prove that. The girls in the suburbs have the incredible bodies. It's really a sight to see. Just go to Bucks County Community College on a nice spring day. Yo ucan perv it all you want. Ummmm, or so I've been told. Ashley's an honest, down to earth girl, who loves to play hard to get. So that means, you have to get rejected MULTIPLE times before you even have a chance. One rejection is fine by me. Like four from one girl, and I feel like I'm watching a bad episode of Saved By The Bell. Lisa Turtle, will you be my valentine?? Not in your wildest dreams, NEEEEEEEEEERD. This girls got a beautiful smile, and she obviously works out in order to keep in such good shape. Oh, I didn't mention she's a cheerleader. Yeah.....we rule. Apparently, once you get PAST the hard to get stage, this hottie's yours forever. My fragile self esteemed ass wouldn't get that far. No lie...Anyway, enjoy the advice, and don't for get to eat your lox and spin your dreidles! Oy-Vey!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of advice to give guys....what would it be?

A: Dont try too hard__ be yourself. If the girl doesnt like you for who you are... theres one out there somewhere who will. No girl likes a guy that tries too hard, because then obviously its proving the girl just isnt that into you to give you the time of day :)

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She's Got Legs And She Knows How To Use Them

Magdalena

Oh boy,.....I think we've got our hands full today. To quote Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos..."Look at da stems on blondie." Legs for days. Weeks even. Magdalena hails from Philly, but just recently moved to Jersey. Wait a second, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I thought people were born in Jersey...got sick of the mullets, the no left turns, Eli Manning, and moved over to Philly. Hmm, I learn something new everyday. She's got a bit of an attitude but I'm pretty sure I like it. Magdalena has the body and the brains to be a hottie of the day. She's currently enrolled in school. Waaaaaaaait a minute. Do you even care what I have to say? Magdalena, now that I got my Jersey dig in, tell em why you're our Hottie of the Day!

i love to joke around & smiling is my all time favoritest thing to do it takes me about a half hour 2 tell a 2 min story! butt u gotta love the MAGDALENA way!..my family always says i should have a TV show because im such an actress!! and i think their right! im going to school for radiology! yes body and a brain!! haha u gotta love me! im pretty much a girly girl & very materialistic!! i love pink n my credit card<333>

Thanks M. So basically, a lot like Paris Hilton, but with brains and boobs. Admit it, Paris has no boobs. Magdalena does. Anyway, again ...thanks to everyone who came out Saturday. Hope y'all had a great time. It was good catching up with a lot of you. Love you, bitches!

Tip of the day

Q: If you had one piece of advice to give a guy...what would it be?

A: Best advice i would ever give to a guy would be, be yourself! Fake goes both ways. If your going to try to be fake to a girl she will spot it out right away! TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU!! Girls can be the fakest any given day or time! We are used to it from experience so we know especially when a guy trys to play that role.

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Starting The Week Off Right At Local Hotties

Jackie

The first thing you notice about Jackie is ..... her lips. wink wink. Jackie comes to us from Philly and is a career model and bartender. Jackie was a Budweiser model and Hawaiian Tropic model, before everyone was a Bud girl and a Hawaiian Tropic girl. FHM voted her as the nations hottest bartender, but when they found out she was voted by Playboy as the hottest 200 myspace girls they nixed the vote. That's pure BS. Does that not make her as hot of a bartender. That's like telling me I'm the nation's ugliest blogger, then being like...oh you modeled crocs, Ixnay the Loggerbay. Pig Latin always comes in handy when your strgulling to write. FYI, I'd never model crocs. I'd never even wear them. Although I am the nations ugliest blogger. She's been asked to popse for Playboy several times in the lingerie editions, but she's still unsure of whether or not to do it. DO IT! I say you came into the world naked, don;t be ashamed of nudeness. It's tastefully done! Those are my lines to see her naked, in person I stick with the old, "I'll show you mine...". Seriously, I'd buy it. Jackie's really a cool chick...and she helped to stand up and represent Phillly. We're still dealing with some backlash after being voted nations ugliest city. Here's proof that we're not! I think I prove that everyday, but some people tend to disagree. It's GLAAD. They never agree with me on anything. I support Lesbianism, you could at least support our hotties!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of advice to give to guys, what would it be?

A: Be honest and real. What I mean is you start seeing a new person. Why would you act like a different person the first 3 months and then change after that. Its ridiculous. Stop trying to impress. Just be yourself. There is nothing that a female hates more then someone who is fake. I mean you guys don't want to date fake chick. Why would we chicks want to date a fake guy? There is nothing better then a guy who as you get to know them stays the same. And you completely dig them more for being themselves.

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Last Night's Party at Solo

Thanks to everyone who came out last night, and we will have some pictures up soon. Hope you had fun...and our next event will not have you leaving SOLO.

A special thanks to Amanda, Lauren, and Ashley

Here are a few thing we learned last night:
- People need to communicate a little bit better when setting up a party
- Pay out what you initially promised
- Be real....don't be a hack

Moral of the story is to keep your word.

So, on a brighter note we are thinking about having a charity event next, for a good cause this time. We will keep you posted in the coming weeks.

Thanks again to all for coming out.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Last week's blog was really funny. I have a weird situation to ask you about. This girl that I hook up with has two small dogs and a parrot. I mean, this chick really loves her animals. So every time that we are at her place and we start having sex, her bird starts making all these crazy noises and her dogs always come into the room and jump on the bed. It really freaks me out and a few times I have stopped and told her about it. It doesn't bother her at all. She will let the dogs on the bed while we are getting busy. I told her about the freak factor so we tried covering the bird up and tried shutting out the dogs but they still stand outside the door and bark and cry. I have brought her to my place but I live with my boys and they are always hanging out there. Any advice on what I should do?

Anthony

Dear Anthony,

Yeah, it's freaky. I have to admit that I wouldn't tolerate the dogs on the bed. It's just not right.You can either continue seeing this girl and start forcing yourself to have the animal stuff blend into the background or you can both work really hard at coming up with a better solution. You could also get a room once in a while or start fooling around in public places.. There isn't too much you can do about someone's animals or your roommates. They live where they live. Try thinking of it as a type of voyeurism! (that was a joke) No matter who's place you are at, it's like having sex in a zoo so suck it up and learn to focus or just bounce. Good luck!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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