Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I have an embarrassing situation. A couple months ago, my girlfriends 16yr old sister started flirting with me. At first I was like, NO WAY! Then there were a few times where were we alone together and I couldn't help myself. We only hooked up, we have not had sex. I mean, she is so young! I feel so bad about what I have done and what I keep doing. I really care about my girlfriend too. My girlfriend has no idea what's going on. The guilt is killing me. I don't know how to stop what I'm doing and just go back to being in my relationship. I haven't told anyone about this because I know how bad it sounds. I'm sure you won't have any sympathy for me, maybe I need someone to knock some sense into me.

Sincerely,
X

Dear X,

You need more than sense knocked into you! Are you out of your FLIPPIN' MIND???!!! Couldn't help yourself? You care about your girlfriend? You want to just get back to your relationship? Do you hear yourself???? Dude, what you have done doesn't JUST sound bad, it is so wrong on countless levels. You need to break up with your girlfriend. She doesn't deserve this. You need to stay the hell away from the young, pubescent, competitive 16 year old sister. Maybe there are problems in her family, but you sure did not help the situation. The family will eventually work itself out without someone like you feeding fuel to the fire! IF I WERE YOU, I would seek real professional help because whatever is going on with you, I can't even begin to touch. You're right, there is no sympathy here. Stay away from both girls and talk to a professional!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell
Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Cause This Butter Pecan Hottie Got The Sugar And The Spice

Christina

My name is Christina. Im a 22 yr old Teacher's Aide in Hamilton, NJ. I work in an autistic pre-school classroom. I love my job, i love children and i love to help out in anyway I can, makes me feel better inside. I'm single, and have no children ( yet ). I also work for Johnny Knockout Entertainment, the best and hottest company in Philly. We have so many sexy events coming up make sure to come see me and my ladies. Besides JKE i do a few other promotional events, and I am a model for lingerie, swimwear, pin-ups in PA and NY, along with that I help recruit models for Creative Design Network in NYC. I know sounds busy, but I love all my jobs, and I'm a very dedicated worker.

I'm originally from Northeast Philadelphia, I'm multi-racial PuertoRican, African American and German. I'm a virgo, so very strong willed, and out going. I get along with most anyone really, and I love all the friends I have, wouldn't trade them for anything. I love to dance, took four years in highschool and also did competitive cheerleading. I always say what's on my mind, or what my opinion is ( sometimes is gets me in trouble ). I set goals, and always achieve them.Also, very, very independent. I have been working since I was 14 by choice, and always liked to have my own money and my own things. I also hate to ask for help ( another thing that can be bad sometimes). All in All though, at the end of the day i'm just Christina. Yup that Puerto Rican Goodness !!

I can’t figure this hottie out but I love it. The assorted ethnic backgrounds make for a jumbalaya of a hottie. Just looks at Christina’s pics. In one she looks so innocent and sweet, then in the next one, she’s this "Knockout" sexpot. I’m digging the smile…big time. And she’s a special needs teacher. How many kids in that school are walking around kicking themselves, cursing god for making them normal? Christina is proof that you can be smart, and beautiful, AND make a difference. Yes, that’s proof that we don’t just get models and ditzy girls (which I don't believe we've ever had) I’ve just failed to point that out on a few, and I really could give a shit about your criticisms, Grandma. Understand that THIS is what our site is about…beautiful, educated women, who can afford their own shit, and don’t need a man to validate them. She has a respectable job, and we’re giving you insight on how to pick up women just like her. When she’s out, Christina oozes confidence and sexuality, but she’s really just a sweetheart girl next door. I’m a big fan of her smile to start….then definitely that J-Lo booty. There’s also something about being called Papi in an accent that can melt your pants. Christina is also friends with the lovely KristiAnn, who we had as our hottie on Tuesday. Duuuuude! Oh, and tune into HBO Boxing tonite which will be taking place at the Blue Horizon here in Philly. Christina’s gonna be a ring girl! That’s worth the price of admission. And if your not as lazy as me, and flipping channels isn’t your idea of a sweat breaking workout, you can actually get up and GO to the boxing match.

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a single person do on Valentines Day?

A: EASY.....Come see me and my sexy ladiez, and Johnny Knockout's Sexiest Event of '08 @ the Roxxy...Its Eye Candy !! Sexy models, cute bartenders...fantasies unleashed....just plain Sexy! I mean i love that i'm single this year, i'm a young, sexy, educated female with her own money to spend. Not to mention I will be @ The Roxxy having an amazing time and making money all at once, what else could I ask for. And if I get really lonely, i've always got my mami KristiAnn.!

"I've always got my mami, KristiAnn!" Go to town, fellas, go to town.

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Please Hottie Don' Hurt 'Em...Oh, Oh, Oh (Like Mc Hammer..Get It?)

Ang

I hate Valentine's Day. I'll leave my corporate bickering to myself. Anyway, we've hit it hard with the blondes lately, so today we're bringing you a gorgeous brunette. Ang is 21 years old, and definitely seems like a party girl. Not like an out of control party girl, but a fun, life of the party, party girl. If you don't get that, I don't know what else to tell you, I'll learn Yiddish for next time. Ang has those traits that I love in a woman...smart, sexy, confident, and can drink a longshoreman under the table. Seriously though, this hotties top notch for brunettes. I love the smile, the eyes, and definitely the stomach. Uncle Tomovan (Donnie Mac) never looked so good. You noticed the booty right? Ang kills that picture..."turn, pop the ass...soft smile over the shoulder." Kryptonite. How can you not love that? Even gay men are like "Honey, *snap* I'd hit that! Uh huuuh." Ang isn't all ass and no class though.. She's earning her way to a degree at Neumann College. So watch the eff out, she maybe smarter than you! Here Ang...can you explain yourself to these guys? I'm going to keep talking about your butt.

What makes me unique is my strong will and extremely wild outgoing personality.I love going out and dancing!! I would consider myself a party girl with a good head on her shoulders.I know how to keep my morals and responsiblitys in check. Theres no place where I attend and dont leave knowing everyones name. I am loud, friendly and confident. I think thats what makes a girl sexy. I have tendancys to be the loudest one talking, the first one dancing, the last one leaving, and being completly intoxicated past my limit haha. All i want out of life is to be happy and keep smiling!

We found a winner, fellas. You's be welcomed!

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a single person do on Valentine's day besides stay in?

A; I think what a single guy should do for valentines day is throw a party, get a few kegs, a few bottles of tequilla lol call all of his girls and boys and just throw a party. I bet more people and couples would come bc i think that more then half of the population thinks valentines day is completly over rated haha!!!

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Local Hotties Is Like Wu-Tang...It's For The Childrens

Kristiann

I'm still pissed off that the Giants won the Super Bowl, but whatever...here's one reason to love the armpit of America....Kristiann. Oh. My. God. I don't know if it's the eyes, the lips, the body...or if it's just how all those puzzle pieces fit together. Plus she's friends with Bombshell so that automatically scores Bonus points. All of you early morning lushes may have seen this hottie workin at the Wing Bowl...you can see her on 610's website. 22 might be the perfect age. Than again, anything Kristiann tells me about herself might be the perfect whatever for that category....like if she told me her hobby was punching guys in the sac, I'd be like that's the best hobby.... EV-ER. Fortunately for us it's not.....this is one of those instances where its better to let the artist speak for themselves. Anything I add can only hurt the situation.

My name is Kristiann. Im a 22 year old Public Relations majorat Temple University. I have a gorgeous daughter, Gianna Taylor, and shes my inspiration to do big things! Im a promotional model, I work for Johnny Knockout Entertainment and help throw and promote the biggest and best parties allover the city. I would love for all of you to come out and party with me! Its always a good time!! I also work for Premiere Marketing, mostly for one of our biggest clients, Anheuser-Busch, doing promotions. I do some photoshoots here and there, but my real passion is acting. Im a very creative person.

Im very outgoing and very blunt, I always tell it like it is. Some people dont know how to handle me, but I dont mind, I don't need a trillion friends, just a few good ones! Believe it or not Im actually a really big tomboy. Almost all of my friends are guys, and I love them to death. Theyve definitely shaped part of who I am today. I love sports, I look forward to Sundays and Monday night football. I used to play soccer. I love the outdoors. Im down for doing anything from fishing to camping to quading. Ive hiked the Great SmokeyMountains, in 5 days, living out of one bag, and almost died! But it was worth it. Im very spontaneous! Im just me, what you see is what you get!

Rarely, am I speechless.....it may be my lingering hangover, but I doubt it. I need to go find out where Johnny Knockout's parties will be going on....I've seriouosly been missing out.

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a single person do on Valentines Day?

A: Come see me at The Roxxy!! Valentines day is overrated! Its become so commercialized! All you single fellas need to come hang out with me and the other beautiful girls of JohnnyKnockout Entertainment and spend your Valentines day at our Eye Candy event!! Its going to be a very sexual, very sensual party, and there will be plenty of ladies to go around!

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Lions, And Hotties, And Bears OH MY!!!

Steph

Baaarely Legal Fella. Some of my friends prefer to think that 18 is the perfect age for a hottie. Me?...I tend to agree. But at what age does it become weird? Like can I ogle 18 year olds when I'm 45? Are my jokes to my buddy who just had a daughter out of line? I mean, she will NEED a prom date. Anyway, Kings College cheerleader Steph is here to break you off with a little science about herself ...Steph, Please do my job for me?


My name is Steph. I'm 18 years old and I'm from Springfield. I'm a cheerleader and a dancer. I've been dancing since I was two and cheering since I was in 5th grade. I currently go to King's College and I cheer here. I'm majoring in psychology and I'm hoping to have my own practice one day. I couldn't live without my friends and family. They are the most important people in my life. My all time favorite car is a 2008 Shelby GT500KR...I'm in love with all of the new mustangs, but this has to be my favorite one.My laugh... probably the most obnoxious, loudest, && most annoying thing you will ever hear. i hate when people stare at me when i laugh...sorry i'm a happy person. i'm pretty much happy all the time. I hate liars with a passion...if you lie to me i will never talk to you again. Whenever you see me, I'm probably texting..it's an addiction. I'm afraid of failure and being alone. I live with no regrets...it's a waste of time. I forgive fast, but never forget. I'm pretty much a really down to earth, fun, outgoing person.

Tip of the Day
Q: What is your PERFECT Valentines Day gift??
A: My favorite gift for Valentine's Day it would be something that has meaning to it and came from the heart. It wouldn't have to be expensive or anything like that. Just something that is meaningful is a great gift. Oh, and it would be nice to have a guy to get me something on Valentine's Day..lol.

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My buddies and I met a couple girls at a bar last week. My best friend hooked up with one of the girls. We were actually all joking behind his back because she was drunk and she spit on you when she spoke. Okay, fine, people are a little sloppy when they are drunk so we kind of chalked it up to be, just that. Well, he has been hanging out with her all week and I spoke to her sober. She still spits when she talks. It's actually really disgusting. He can't be oblivious to that. I don't want to bust his balls about it because I think he might like her. I can't stand talking to the girl. He's gotta know she does it. I'm a total wise ass when it comes to shit like that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but if she spits on me again, I don't know what I will do.

Say it, don't spray it.

Dear Say it, don't spray it,

Ewwwww, That's DISGUSTING! Spit really comes flying out every time she speaks? There is NO WAY IN HELL, your friend doesn't notice that. You have to just say, "to each, his own." Think of it as a handicap. Maybe that's a handicap that he can easily over look. You, on the other hand, don't have to kiss her or date her. Keep your wise cracks to yourself. Especially when drinking! When you have to talk to her, take a step back. STAY AWAY! Keep your face as far away as possible! Even so, it is disgusting, maybe she can't help it. You don't want to make your friend mad because you hurt her feelings. Besides, it's only a matter of time before the "idiot friend" in your group, opens his mouth, right? Let the idiot do it!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell
Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Wing Bowl, Beer, and Hotties...None Better

Taya

Wing Bowl 2008 is going on right now...Joey Chestnut wins Wingbowl 2008 again over 241 wings in 30 minutes. Yeah you heard it here first on the web. I can't imagine how this dude's bathroom trips are going to pan out over the next 3 or so days....talk about pain. Ha, its good to have drunken friends who don't have to work on this terrible terrible Friday. Now onto the hottie.

MILF Alert snitches...this hottie does not look like she could have any kids from her pictures. She is one to never back down and always speak her mind. Most likely she will be whooping up on that dude in the bar that you couldn't handle yourself. It's ok...you can tend to doing the dishes and laundry, pansy. She has no regrets and no limits hold her back. So, you better have your game face on if you wanna hang with this one. She has 2 awesome sons...that could probably whoop your ass too, so its looking like a lonely, rainy Friday for you sucka. She works hard and plays hard.........anyways Take it or leave it because otherwise you'll end up somebody's bitch.

Here is a little more from our hottie today.

What makes me UNIQUE???

My Boldness & Personality, it makes me SHINE!!!!

Today it's hard to meet someone that is not afarid to be bold and speek their mind. Many follow the dreams of others and have no clue until they walk into a poll that it's ok to be you. Boldness and Personality is what it's all about. You have to be sure of you or no one will notice you.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a perfect Valentine's Day gift...what would it be?

A: My perfect VALENTINE'S DAY gift would be a romantic dinner at LA VEANNA out side on the dock, champagne, great conversation and roses. ( Diamonds are always good. hint, hint.lol.)

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!