Atomic Bombshells Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I have been trying to meet quality girls. It seems like the only place to meet anyone is bars and clubs. I was wondering what your thoughts were on those online dating services?

Sincerely,
E. Harmon


Dear "E. Harmon,"

Go for it! The world we live in is all about getting everything that you need with a phone call or internet. Sure, a lot of it seems impersonal. Who has the time to be "out there" like that? I can honestly tell you that I know someone who has successfully found suitors with a popular online dating service. Those people are not shy about what they are looking for. Right down to how much money their ideal partner should make. These are people who are looking outside of social gatherings, bars, clubs or chance meetings, to hopefully find the person that completes them. I'm sure like anything else, there will be a few bad dates. If you know what you are looking for, I think you could probably have a some success with something like match.com. I say give it a try! Be honest about what you are looking for. It never hurts to try, especially if you are not having that much success, elsewhere. Best of luck to you!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

She Got Me Thinking Of A Master Plan, Nah I'm Lyin. Hottie On My Mind

Heather Elizabeth

Good morning, homos...oh, homeys. Typo. Please call GLAAD and inform them of my typing error. I'm gonna be boxer brief today because sometimes words aren't really needed. Today we are bringing you an absolute cutie. Heather Elizabeth (double the name, double the hotness) is here to whisk away all your woes. This cutie comes to us from Delaware (Dela-where?), but she is a Philly girl at heart. She used to work (and still might) at club 27, one of Philly's premier hotspots, and you can find her gallivanting all over the tri-state are tryin to get the paper, Holmes. Sorry, I fell asleep with MTV Jams on so I've got that slang on my brain. Heather Elizabeth kinda reminds of a young Sarah Michelle Gellar, except she's got a much better body. In fact, her ass is incredible. She got a Donk. Let's hear what this cutie pie has to say about herself.

My name is Heather elizabeth

im 20 years old (4..14..88)

im a full time nanny in delaware

I graduated night school(hight school diploma) and savin up to start college next fall to become either a pediatrician or children counsler

I love to spend time w ma family and friends go to the beach and swim in the ocean =)&& im addicted to watchin MTV!

She's addicted to MTV too! We could watch MTV Jams, and release our inner Lil Weezy F Baby (please say the Baby). If she becomes a pediatrician, does that mean that she'll have a nurses outfit? Naughty Nurse? She's got a high school diploma, and she has dreams of moving forward in her life. That's what we like to see. Someone who's never exactly settled in...always moving forward to improve themselves. It sounds like Heather had a rough patch, but everyone makes mistake and hopefully we are able to get up, brush ourselves off, and move forward. So listen to this hotties advice, and you too may be able to score yourself a Club 27 girl with ass for days.

Tip of the Day

Q: What should a guy do to impress the lovely Heather Elizabeth?

A: For a guy to impress me he must

1. must show respect, and not come up to me say 'hey mami what good' be a gentleman.

2.Please dont act hardcore, we like bad boys but if another guy looks at me dont try to jump down anyone throat

3. i know this sounds superficial, but please try to keep your teeth nice, i cant stand black teeth =( i know for a fact there are clinic that can do your teeth mad cheap.

what i like in guy,im a sucker for the perfect smile and the gorgeous eyes!

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

The Roxx Is In The Building!

Crystal Roxx

Wow, so much for my Phillies Championship high. Any remnants of it was completely erased by what can simply be described as the "What The Hell Just Happened" Eagles game yesterday. But quit the panicking and saying McNabbs done and this and that. It's similar to a starting pitcher....Hamels gets pulled early sometimes too! Sometimes it's just not working and benching McNabb might light that fire back up under his ass. So let's stop with the Kolb for President campaign. Today, we're bringing you the lovely and semi-crazy Crystal Roxx. She's part blonde haired bombshell, part gangsta (what! what!) and allll hottie. Not only is Crystal hot but she's got a halfcrazy personality that guaranteed to always keep you on your toes. Crystals been a Coor Light promo girl, so odds are you've seen her galloping all over Philly representing the Coors Light brand. Just hopefully you're a real man, and you aren't drinking that piss. I've gotten drunker off NyQuil than off Coors Light. What I like about Ms. Roxx the most is that bubbly spontaneous personality I previously mentioned. She's always going to keep you entertained, or constantly get your ass kicked, but it's gotta be fun going out knowing, "Shit, something could go horribly wrong tonite with this girl around."

Crystal enjoys Reality Tv, Tanning, working out, Reading books and hanging out with good friends. And her friends are hot.....and then there's also some big dudes she hangs out with, who I'm sure can fight cause I think Ms. Roxx has nooooo problem starting some shit. She really is hot though. Let's not get away from that. Flat stomach, great asspiece, and a gorgeous smile. Crystal can easily change me to a blonde man, plus read her advice...she even gave some for the ladies.

Tip of the Day

Q: Crystal tell us a little bit about what you look for in a guy, and give these ladies a little piece of advice to while your at it, eh?

A:Dating tips, just be yourself. Guys love that, and a girl who can be silly classy and just hang with the guys at the same time!

What I look for in a male is a great sense of humor, great smile, nice butt and can hold a great conversation I also love a Driven man with goals that he strives to succeed in.

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I feel like I was cornered into meeting this girl's family on Thanksgiving. We have only been seeing each other for 3 weeks. She's really cool and I like hanging out with her but I'm not into this at all. I said yes, in the midst of a wonderful date. She asked me if I would "stop by" her family's house on Thanksgiving to say hi and have a drink. Okay, not a big deal. Then last night, she was like, "I can't believe you are coming to meet my family for Thanksgiving!" Well, when she said it like that, it just sounded completely different than "Hey, you should stop by my families house on Thanksgiving, and say hi have a drink with me." It seems so much more casual and less pressure when she said it that way. Now, she is so excited about it. It has a totally different vibe and I don't want to go. Do I make any sense? How do I get out of going without her hating me?
Sincerely,
Do NOT Want to Meet The Parents

Dear "Do NOT Want to Meet The Parents,"

I actually understand exactly where you are coming from. Her presentation was false. She probably had more expectations of the "stopping by on a major family holiday." She was probably nervous when she asked you and completely down-played the situation and what it meant to her. First things first, what the hell are you doing "dating" someone around the holidays? If you don't feel that way about this person or you just enjoy her company when you are in the mood for company, phase it out! What's next? What did you buy me for Christmas? Get a grip on this now! Second, tell her exactly what you told me. When it was first discussed, it was not a big deal. Now you feel like it is a big deal and maybe something that you are not ready for. Tell her, perhaps it would be better for you to me her parents on a regular day when there is less pressure and LESS FAMILY around. If she is not a crazy girl, she will understand that it has only been a few weeks and a holiday is not always the best time to have this meeting. If she freaks out, she probably already had your children's names picked out and has practiced writing her first name with your last name, so thank god you dodged that bullet! I hope it all works out for you. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear all about it. Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

Yo, Yo, Yo HomeGirl, Bow Chicka Wow Wow, Whaddup Shorty?

Britt

The Bitch Is Back

This is our first ever repeating hottie. We've had the goal of NEVER repeating a hottie, but sometimes beauty and personality transcends so far off the interwebs, that it's just necessary to bring a hottie back. There's also another special reason I brought Britt back. Here's Britt's original post (REAL LINK TO HER FIRST POST), and you may remember her as the hottie who's boyfriend ran her down with his car and put her fine ass in the hospital. Now there's always the old joke, "you read in the papers that so and so was arrested for hitting a woman, but it never explains what SHE did", and I think it's entirely inappropriate here. Because this douchenozzle decided to run down one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, I'm going to repost her now that she's back in full effect. When Britt was "injured" (the extent of her injuries she was kept in a hospital with a friggin HUGE scar on her head.....but like any good piece of silly puddy, she bounced right back to her old form. Let's hear what Britt's up to now.

work: UBS financial Services. yea im awesome.

hobbies: anything outside! hiking, fishing, tennis, golf.... mini-golf that is haha

I try anything.... yes anything once. Well, besides sky diving. I will never do that!! I always wanted to eat chocolate covered bugs. It's apparently a delicacy in other countries.

I am truly unique because I see what you have inside, not on the outside. I am passionate about what I do.

Yeah, bitch! I hope homeboy is sitting at his computer with a box of Kleenex....crying his eyes out at what a douche he is. Look what you gave up, brother! I hope his current fat girlfriend takes a long enough break from eating her bon-bons to read this and realize what a hottie she's following. I seriously think Britt is gorgeous. Beautiful smile, killer body, and she looks good with long or short hair...like a real life Natalie Portman! Take Britt's advice cause if there's ever a hottie on this site you should want....it's this one.

Tip of the Day

Q: What are the top 3 qualities you look for in a homey? Straight Cash? Porn music noises? Or a top notch Gangster Lean?

A: 3 top qualities I find in a man:

1. Humor: you need to make me laugh because I like to be goofy and have fun!

2. Smarts: I enjoy actually having a conversation with a guy that doesn't consist of "yo yo yo" "homegirl" or "bow chica bow wow". Ok the last one I wouldn't mind! haha

3. Daring: Now, I'm not suggesting a guy go streaking, but that would be awesome. I'm just suggesting a guy to not be afraid to show your inner child. Watch freaking cartoons, eat mac n cheese! DO THE WAVE IN PUBLIC! I will marry that guy! haha :)

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

This Hottie Isn't Your Normal Soprano

Jocelyn

Lately, we've been aiming to bring you some real quality hotties. I'm talking smart, gorgeous, and accomplished hotties. Hotties who aren't really like us. They aren't concerned with dick jokes, but they still have a sense of humor. They don't go out and get trashed, but they still know how to be the life of the party. Today, we hit the lottery. Jocelyn is incredibly beautiful with eyes that can burn a hole in you. This is wifey material, pimp. Take notes. Jocelyn, give em a little somethin to wet these fellas whistles.

Mon nom est: Jocelyn


J'habite en: The Philadelphia Metro Area


Occupation: Student and CSR for TD Bank

I am adventurous, caring and bright. I love to party, learn about different cultures, art, and I enjoy intelligent conversations. I am an opera singer. I am a Soprano and Mezzo Soprano. I play violin for a Quartet at Rutgers and participate in Madrigals. I am exotic. My mother is 100% Peruvian, my father is Puerto Rican of Spanish, German- Israeli, Ukrainian descent. The only reason why I bother mentioning all is because of the different traditions that have been embraced and passed down from generation to generation. I did not really know about my culture until I looked into the origin of some of the traditions and the different foreign platters that are prepared by different family members. Anthropology is really interesting to me and I thought about taking it up in college, but I always wanted to be a lawyer and I love music. I like learning different languages. I am currently working on French. I speak Spanish and Italian and obviously English. I am also interested in Politics and I love hearing about different perspectives on mediating issues among different countries.



I could have gone to many of the schools I applied to, but each one was missing the Philadelphia flair. The school I did want to go to was a little beyond my reach at the time. I assumed that I was bright enough to excel in UPenn, but they thought otherwise. I got into UMASS in Amherst and was convinced I was going to go despite the cost. My financial situation was not necessarily what kept me in the metro area, but the thought of going to a totally different place where I knew no one was the reality check I had when I walked through that immense campus. It was beautiful yes, but I felt homesick. I would not be able to walk around the art museum let alone party at local clubs where the doors were open to me because of the people I knew and who they might be. I stayed. I remained on a campus where I felt embraced. Rutgers- Camden. Why you ask, its the thought of knowing I could still run over the Ben Franklin bridge and run back within an hour admiring the water as it glistens in the sun. It is a research university where whatever is intriguing to you will be a research topic they will acknowledge. It is that I could just walk over the bridge to Philadelphia and be in another world and find everything and anything that catches my eye. It is the open mindedness of the Philadelphia area that is unique. From its history to now it truly is a remarkable embracement of American culture and truly the place where it began. The cultures and traditions the colorful ethnicity's that compose this city are unique. Its debonair flair is attractive to all who like to taste fine wine in chic restaurants and spend a glamorous evening at an event in the Art Museum. The sports, the spirit, and that passion this city has are captivating. I love Philadelphia. It's great. It’s truly exciting.


Woooooow, theres so much to talk about! I'm not even gonna try. I was completely caught off guard. I mean, you never really know what response your going to get, but something about this response was so sexy. It's like crazy confident, yet cool. She knows herself, and I'm sure most of us would like to get to know her too. I'm just awestruck Accomplished violinist, brilliant mind, beautiful smile. This is why we do this site. JOCELYN is the type of girl I want to learn how to talk to. So here you go, fella. Take the advice...

Tip of the Day

Q: What can a guy do on a first date to impress you?

A: On a first date, a girl loves to here about you and loves to engage in conversation. Be genuine and speak whatever is on your mind. Never let awkward silence occur, and if it does, ask about your date. Maybe she has something to say that can lead into an excellent conversation. Guys you should always listen. Girls love to clue you in on helpful insight on how to make them happy. Be honest. Make her smile. Laughter is definitely the best way to break the ice. I personally love funny and witty guys.
Sophistication is sexy no matter what style you are influenced to convey.

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!

"CrabCakes And Football...That's What Maryland Does!"...They Forgot To Add "Poorly"

Colleen

Welp, the World series high is officially over for me, and it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts by the rest of the Philly Sports teams. Eagles don't really know how to play their own game, Sixers have an 80 million dollar player prima donna who can't figure out how to play with our new 80 million dollar post man. And the Flyers...god knows what they are doing. I don;t even pay attention to hockey anymore. Today we've got the freshly turned 21 Colleen. Colleen currently lives in Salisbury, Maryland (Love their steaks! Same place right?) cause its where she goes to school. But every summer and winter break you can catch her flaunting her shit in Philly. Now it'll just legally be at the bar. Let's see what this cutie has to say for herself!

I'm a junior at Salisbury University in Maryland about 30 miles outside of Ocean City. I'm majoring in Public Relations. I work at Phillip's Crab House in Ocean City, Maryland when it's open from May-October to help pay for school. I just turned 21 last Tuesday (11/11 baby!). I'm a huge party girl, and I love to go out. I was a pitcher for my high school softball team and we were South Jersey Group 2 champions my senior year in 2006. I'm a small town girl and I hate all the drama that goes along with it. I've got a couple of haters and I've heard some of the craziest rumors about me before. All I can do is laugh it off, it doesn't really effect me anymore. I love love love watching sports...especially all the Philly teams! Baseball is my favorite and I'm in love with Shane Victorino. I'm planning on auditioning for the Real World next year. I'm kind of addicted to watching reality shows. I'm very independent and can take care of myself. I definitely miss Philly when I'm away at school and there are definitely times when I crave a genuine Philly cheesesteak...it's just not the same around here in Maryland! I'm a huge girly girl and it is very rare that anyone will ever see me without makeup or not dressed up! I just love to party and have fun and I don't really have time for any drama between school and partying haha. I think I'm a fun, confident, genuinely nice girl...but I won't put up with anyone's bullshit and I always stand up for myself. I'm not fake, you will know if I don't like you. But I give everyone a chance and I like everyone until they give me a reason not to.

Drama free and a Phils fan....sign me up.

Tip of the Day

Q: Colleen, what are your top 3 traits you look for in guys? Is it the Size of their "Sack Lodge" (get it? Like a play on the wedding crashers thing?)

A: I think the 3 most important traits that I look for in a guy are trustworthiness, ambitiousness, and caring. Nobody wants to be with a guy that they can't trust. There's no point in lying because you are most likely going to get caught at some point! I'm from a small town so I know that the truth always comes out eventually!! So guys don't think that you can get away with everything, because at some point you WILL get caught. It's important for a guy to be ambitious and actually want to make something with his life. You don't necessarily have to be college-educated to do something with your life, so if that applies to you, don't let it stop you! Everybody has to start somewhere. I don't want a guy who is lazy and doesn't make the most out of his abilities. I'm going somewhere in my life and I want a guy who can say the same. It's also really important for guys to be caring! Show your girl that you actually appreciate them. This doesn't necessarily mean that you have to spend ridiculous amounts of money on them. Trust me, even a compliment can go a long way...as long as it is sincere!

Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!