Hottie Drops It To The Ground Like She Ain't Got Manners

Tiff

Dude, I got up at 5:15 am today. I know for some of you that's life, but for me thats a miracle. IT'S STILL DARK! WTF. Anyway, Tiff is a 26 year old hottie reppin Jersey. Philly ladies, please stand up. Now that your all standing let me point you out as slackers. These Jersey girls all look like they are just fun to hang out with. Never a dull moment. The blonde hair blueish greenish eyes....ehhhh I screwed that up...but that's always a hot combo. Tiff can be found tearing up the Philly clubs and ripping through AC. Again, this hottie supports my pack of wolves theory. If you see one hot girl, I can guarantee that you will see at least 2 to 3 more. No lie. They hang out together and make loud mating noises like, "Hey Girl!" I really think this girl can have a goooood time wherever she goes. Like she could be at a Flyers game and just be having the time of her life, while the rest of us are like..."Huh, What are these Flyers you speak of? Oh, that's still a sport. Interesting." I need to run into this girl at a party...just to see if all the mayhem in the pictures is actually true.

Tip of the Day

Q: Can long distance relationships work?

A: well, i never tried the long distance thing..but i doubt it works. I just think its too hard to trust when your so far away from each other

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Hottie Movin' We Be Gettin Down And You Know We Crush Groovin'

Jackie

Oh, I Beastie Booooyeeeed your ass first thing in the morning! Ahhh, what to say about Jackie? Jackie's a 29 year old hottie straight out of Philly. She's been in the hospitality field for 15 years, and is also starting her own consulting company. I wonder how I can get a consultation? You can actually find Jackie out on the town most weekends. Even though she works about 80 hours a week, she still likes to have her fun. This hottie can dance her ass off. This is classic beauty right here. Jackie's got a smile that never gets old, unlike a certain Philadelphia quarterback who we once loved for his easygoing manner. Amazingly, Jackie's friends with our past hottie, RackORama. I don't know who that girl doesn't know. Anyway, it seems like Jackie's the pretty total package. As I've said before, dancers are the best keepers. They never get tired of dancing, so you know that 15 years down the road, it's safe to say she'll still have a smokin body. Plus, with her two jobs she's driven which, for my broke ass, means maybe I can marry, divorce, get a little alimony....you know, the American dream. I need to learn to dance to house music. I'm not a real big fan of it, but it seems like ladies looooove it. This is gonna sound ridiculous, but she passed one of my most important tests. She wears cool sneakers. Not cool mean trendy, but like, a Nike Air, or Shox type of deal. I hate those goddamn puma things or the shoes with no sole that are now becoming so popular. That's kinda weird, but it's not as weird as my hat test. I think if a woman can look hot in a baseball hat, she can look hot in almost anything. Someone's gotta agree with me there. Anybody, or should I just shut up? Ok. thanks. Be more subtle next time. Jackie, thanks again for agreeing to help us out on this!

Tip of the Day

Q: Can long distance relationships work?

A: Long distance relationships are great! There are so many positive aspects starting with the feeling you get when you are driving/flying to see that significant other. It is like your first date all over again and again. The natural release of dopamine and endorphins make you feel like a little kid. When you have a long distance relationship, you never can get too much of each other, and hopefully you really appreciate the time you do get to spend together. It also allows each person to have their own life at home and focus on themselves. Long distance prevents overbearing, rushed, or loss of identity. Sometimes when involved in a relationship we enjoy being with that person so much that we quickly find ourselves spending too much time together or losing our usual patterns of life. When you have a long distance relationship you can still focus on yourself and your friends while having something to look forward to every weekend or so.Once last perk is that you get to expand your circle of influence. Dating somebody in another city means you have the ability network both personally and professionally in other areas aside from your hometown.I prefer a long distance relationship...that's one reason I drive to NYC every weekend ;)

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Hottie Drop 'Em To The Ground Like She Ain't Got Manners

Michelle

YES! We've brought you a winner today. Many of you recognize Michelle from the Preston and Steve calender! This hottie sounds like a good time. Once again, I'm in love. Or as Atomic Bombshell would say..I'm in love with the idea of her. Well the idea of her spawns other ideas WITH her which are not available for public consumption. TOUCHE. Don't worry...9 out of 10 of you have those same ideas. The other 1 out of 10 is wondering where the gay equivalent to this site is. *HINT* It's not run by me It's run by Fumbles. Just kidding, Queenie! Michelle is a philly hottie to the max. She really took a lot of time to describe herself, and answer the question. Let's give her a round of applause. Yes, you have to use both hands. Perverts. Seriously, though, she sounds like a genuine fun person to hang around with. Never a dull moment. And if you can't laugh at your own jokes, why are you telling them in the first place?

Hottie, how did you get so hot?

My name is Michelle Laksh (the K is silent.. so just say Lash.. and Miss Laksh if ur nasty!) I get my dark sexy features from my momma, I am half Puerto Rican and i love my rice and beans! A lot of people recognize me from Preston and Steve, I am a P&S girl and Miss August 2008 in the Totally Office calendar! GADZOOKS! Im pretty outgoing and always up for anything! I love to tell jokes (even tho I am the only one who laughs at them, but thats what makes it fun!) I do some promotional modeling but besides that u will find me at home playing video games!! ( I brought back the N64 this week! no lie!) I also love CZW wrestling, never heard of them? check them out! I love making new friends and partying... so ... lets party!!!

Cue the Method Man *One love to all my Butter Pican Ricans* ...they are my kryptonite. How much fun does this girl sound like? I want a version for myself. If she can play Mario Kart while taking care of her munchies with Oreo cookies and cream ice cream, I think we're a match made in heaven. Or as they say in Puerto Rico....Heaven? I don't know. I failed spanish. But I learned the curse words. This is also one of those rare cases where I actually can't decide which pictures to use. There's soooooo many good ones. Sorry, just wanted to rub in the power that this website yields occassionally.

Tip of the Day

Q: Can long distance relationships work?

A: Do long distance relationships work...? I would say.. sorry but no! I mean, in order to have a LD relationship work you have to have major trust in each other. And although you might think you do, there will always be that thought in the back of your mind if ur partner is being faithful to you. These thoughts whether they are right or wrong will ruin your trust and make you insecure about the relationship you have. These feelings in the end will ruin your relationship. I dont think its impossible however to love someone far away or maybe even someone you met online who is far away, but in order to have a stress free and trusting relationship you need to be able to interact. Without the physical contact, this could drive someone to cheat, or like i said even someone to think the other is cheating.... your just looking at something that could turn into a disaster ..

-- *Michelle*

PS....whip cream bikini and underboob. teeehee

You can find her here at: http://www.myspace.com/meeshka511

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PARRRTTAYYY THIS WEEKEND!!!!

Email us at localhottiesphilly@yahoo.com with the names of everyone going to get on the exclusive guest list!!

Spots are filling up quick.....if your not on the list, its full price, no open bar...WEAK!

This is our first party so we're doing it big!

Fellas...we're rafflin off a date with a hottie!

This one to be exact

LADIES!!!!!!

We're going to be looking for a regular Philly girl to be our spokeswoman/logo girl!

We're going to be redesigning our logo, so we need you to come out!

You can find out more about the event here as well...
http://www.philly2night.com/EventDetails.aspx?evid=38830

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Sara

Every once in a while even I'm at a loss for words. I just don;t know how to explain Sara. She's a new one of our 32 flavors. Free-spirited, Egyptian, and a huge music fan. Really...I'm lost. Gorgeous as she is...I'll let her do the talking.

My Name is Sara Shehata I'm 23 years old You may think my last name sounds a little weird , that would be because I'm egyptian. I was born in Spring City Pa, But grew up in slower lower delaware. I was a dance major at Zwannendale Dance Academy also when I was 16 I was signed with one of the biggest modeling agencies (FORD). I guess something that would make me a little different from other ladies out there Is the fact that in not a caddy person .

Dude, Ford models. I don't even know much about modeling because I'm ugly, but I know Ford is huge. This is what I love about this site. So far we've ranged from a Ford model to a Roller Derby chick. Now that's a lot of flavors.

Tip of the Day

Q: Do Long Distance relationships ever work?

A: Answering the question if long distance ever works... In my opinion, No,why? I think its pretty simple human beings need physical contact. So in the end when people try to have a long distant relationship it usually ends up with one or both cheating on each other.

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She HitThe Flo'..Hottie Got Low, Low, Low, Low

Jenn

Ok Ok, the Thanksgiving hangover is officially done. now I'm onto my Eagles hangover. Overall, last nights game was pretty thrilling, huh? AJ looked pretty competent. Jenn comes to us from South Phillly. Born and bred. She's 21 years old and loves all things sports. Which shouldn't be a problem watching in her house! Living in her house are her three older brothers! I'm guessing her adtes often get threatened with the usual beatdown, and or "I'll be waiting for you to bring her home. I'll just be cleaning my guns anyway" lines. She was probably watching the Eagles game last night. reminiscing of McNabb painting his lineman's Nikes with Wilma's fresh Chunky Soup. BB loves working out, and enjoys living a healthy lifestyle. OVERRATED! I like beer, wings, and mini burgers on a daily basis. Can I get an IV for mini burgers? Science surely must know how to do that. She's also got quite a way with words. Jenn, why should you be our hottie of the day?

You could same im plain jane, but its not the same. i aint into big names but i like nice things i watch boxing matches and the football games, i wouldnt mind being an actress but i love to sing. i like goin out, takin walks and stuff, i enjoy quiet nights at home, curlin up next to ya, tho i aint a virgin, that dont mean im havin ex with ya. Anywhere i go im spotted, anything i want i got it, 5'5" with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you date a coworker?

A: Yes! If I am interested in someone, there is no harm in seeing if there is a spark. If it works out, it works out, if not, then no big deal.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

First of all, I would like to start off by saying that this person asked to have his name withheld and for good reason!! After I read his email, I was speechless.

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Last weekend I went out on a date with this girl. I really like her. I wanted to go out with her for a while. I think our first date was a disaster. I closed the car door on her pocket book strap and broke it. It was an accident. She seemed fine. Later, at the bar, she knocked her drink over and spilled it all over me. We laughed about it saying we were doomed. As the night went on, we got very drunk. Things seemed to be going so much better. We went back to her house and we start to fool around. Just as things start to get more intense (if you know what I mean) I suddenly lost my erection and I jump up because I feel like I'm going to throw up. I didn't make it to the bathroom, I threw up in her clothes hamper. I don't know if she even knew or if I told her. I think I told her I didn't feel well or maybe I just left. I'm not sure. So I text'd her twice since then and I have not heard back from her. I really like her and things were such a mess. I feel like I need to explain and have a do over. What do you think I should do now?

John Doe


Dear John Doe,

You THINK your first date was a disaster? I'm quite fond of the word catastrophe, myself. I think the date could have been saved, had you not thrown up in her clothes hamper and you are not even sure if you told her? Ewwww! How exactly do you manage to explain that one? No matter how much I like a guy, if he yacks on my clothes and runs out the door and I find it the next day, there is no going back. He would be lucky if the only thing I would do is to NOT talk to him! It's not likely that she is going to want to speak to you anytime soon. The entire thing is awkward and embarrassing for both of you. She probably just wants to forget about it and move on. Of course, I'm not going to lie to you, she has probably told this story to all of her girlfriends by now and you are known as "the vomit guy" or something much worse. Let it be for now. You put yourself out there to talk to her, she hasn't returned your calls/texts, just let it go. Maybe somewhere down the line, she will get back to you. If not, It makes a great story.. Everything seems less intense over time. Eventually you will laugh about this. Thanks for writing.. Stay sober!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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Isn't She Lovely? Isn't She Wonderful?

Lovely

Nothin like a little Stevie Wonder to start the day! Plus, a football fan! Not the Mexican kind. The kind with helmets, not like ordinary people with helmets...athletes. Hence the football in her hands. Lovely is a party girl who calls her friends her bitches. Please ladies, you all do it. I just never pointed it our before. It's kinda cute. I call my friends my homeys (and/or brah when I feel like instigating), and the gay ones... my homos. Just kidding, GLAAD. I don't have any gay friends. I'm not homophobic, just no gay friends. Oh...I do. I have a lesbian friend! Chalk another one up in the "I can't hate ____, because I have a ___ friend" This is all a joke really...please send the hate mail to Sullivan (aka Queenie). His number is on Tuesdays writeup. Lovely can dress with the best of em, and values her loyalty and honesty as some of her best traits. I'll let her tell it, I haven't had my Ritalin, so I'm all over the place.

There are several things that make me unique... i am an art student and love to paint! However i major in fashion design because clothing is my favorite way to express who i am. Unlike many people i am possibly the most loyal friend/person to those that I care about and will accept what people think of the truth rather then like me for what isn't real. There's more but you will just have to friend me to find out!

Beautiful, artistic, and has a fashion sense. And most importantly, this hottie can party. I love that in a girl. Like when I see the bulletins that say ..have u ever blacked out, and the response is...LiKE heLLz YeaH! I know I'm in for a treat. For real though, Lovely...thank you so much for agreeing to be on our site! Lovely's been in various modeling contests throughout the tri-state area. She is a true beauty.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you date a coworker?

A: yes I would date a coworker! if he is attractive enough to my standards and knows how to treat a girl then he deserves a date, i would never get too seriouse though because working for the same promotion could cause him to get upset when he doesnt get it ;)

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Hey Hottie...Baby I Got Your Money

Ashley Marie

Oh what a body. Ashley Marie is 22 years old who claims her smile and personality are what make her unique. This girl is flat out hot. With breasts like cantaloupes and a smile handcrafted by Jesus, we've found you another hottie to listen too. (Side-note: Jesus...heeeeey-zeus... is my spanish speaking wood-working friend. He's illegal) I hope you dipshits are taking these girls advice. I don't. I'm still stricken by knee-knocking shyness. But my personal problem aside. Apparently Sullivan isn't too happy with us because, "dude, there's like no hang out pictures." Okay then, if you guys agree with Sullivan.....call him. 267-549-1028. Ask for Queenie, or Uncle Fumbles. That's what his brothers call him. If not...call him anyway, or call me. If you really want and need to call me...call Fumbles. He'll give you my number. Anyway, back to Ashley. This girls a professional model. She's a spokewoman for several companies. Top notch talent. If her personality is better than her looks, I'll propose. I put my word on it, Queenie. Her hottest quality has to be the smile. Kinda innocent, but slightly naughty. It kinda makes you wonder what shes been up to....you know what I mean. Stop being a dick. Ashley Marie models for car shows, contests, golf tournaments.... Anything manly and hot. Plus, this hotties really easy going. She even approved the breast comment ahead of time! So once you read her advice, run down to the cubicle with the hot brunette in it, profess your undying love for her, and then run. Seriously...it's taken you this long to say anything. Like she's gonna respond now. Or just do it...then call Queenie and let him know how it went.

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you date a coworker...why/why not?

A: Yes, I would date a coworker. I don't think dating a coworker is a bad idea because you can get to know them pretty well by working with them. Also, if you are working at the same place, you more than likely will have common interests.

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Fly Hotties Fly, On The Road To Victory

Alyson Allegra

Model Monday! Feast your eyes on Alyson Allegra, snitches. What a hottie. I like to start the week off on a good note....like really put some prime talent up there. This is no exception. I just feel that after watching the Eagles play, regardless of win or lose, we still need a pick me up. Seriously, SuperJive has got to go. His QB rating was like under 1 yesterday. That's hot. I'm a big fan of today's hottie, so I'm not gonna ruin the writeup by mixing my words with hers....hers are much more elegant. Plus I need like 3 more Red Bulls to really get going today. Alyson, why don't you drop some science on em. (I've been listening to way too much old school rap...REGULATOOOORS!)

I grew up in New Jersey. I lived in Boston for 2 years while I was a dance major at The Boston Conservatory. I've been dancing for 18 years and my passion is performing. I've been modeling since high school and have loved meeting so many new people along the way and have enjoyed all the opportunities I've had. In my free time I love working out at the gym, music, drawing, and pretty much anything artistic. I'm also a wrestling fan and love video games...I'm more or less one of the guys :-P I love to go out just as much as I love to stay home and watch movies. Audrey Hepburn is my hero and role model :-)

Tip of the Day

Q: Would you ever date a co-worker?

A: I would date a co-worker. In fact, I have before. The important thing to remember if you do date a co-worker is that when you get to work, your personal life needs to be left at the door. Its like any other job. You can't let thngs that happen outside of the workplace have an effect the job you're doing. If you can do that...i say go for it :-)

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

Hi there. I started dating this girl recently. I told her up front that I'm out there dating. I haven't had sex with her yet. Not because she isn't attractive, just because I don't know how much I really like her or how much I want to get involved. So she calls me a week ago on Sunday and asks me what I'm doing. I tell her that I am doing something already. She asks me "Well, what are you doing?" I say I'm going out. She asks where am I going. I say I am going to eat. She asks me "with who?" I tell her it's a friend. She asks me "what friend?" So finally I tell her I'm going out with another girl. She gets all pissed off at me and says I can't believe you told me that! Then hangs up on me. My question is, Do women want you to lie to them or what?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Theoretically, no. But honestly, yeah, a little bit. From my perspective, you are not in a relationship with this girl. You didn't do the "nasty" yet. She was interrogating you with questions so she was kind of asking for it. Most girls have the common sense not to cross those boundaries especially since you told her from jump street that you were out there dating. I'm going to have to say she was setting herself up to hear what she really didn't want to hear. Also I would like to add that I think you are a good person for telling her and she really should be thanking you for not taking the booty and running. Thank you for writing and stay honest!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell


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Amanda, Im gonna tell you right away, I cant wait another day, Amanda

Amanda

Man... the cowboy hat just makes my day every time. It looks way better on these girls than anybody who would actually wear them on a day to day basis...go ahead, prove me wrong. It seems to be a commonality with all of these hotties. O and those are Boston lyrics at the top of the page...most of our audience wasn't even born yet when that came out..ha Our hottie today is Amanada and she isn't what we call high maintenance. She is a homebody, so relaxing on the couch sounds like it would be a DAMN good time with this one. You and her can lounge on the couch and watch Bonds as he finds his way towards being Big John's bitch. Sorry about that side note, but hey it's true. She is a family girl and especially likes hanging out wit her sister...we will have to see what she is like and maybe have a family team of hotties on our site. Amanda is a goofy girl, but she prides herself on being a good friend. How do I sign up for this one?? She has some quotes to represent her, so I'll just leave one here.

Forgive and forget. That’s what they say. It’s good advice, but it’s not very practical. When someone hurts us, we want to hurt them back. When someone wrongs us, we want to be right. Without forgiveness, old scores are never settled… old wounds never heal. And the most we can hope for, is that one day we’ll be lucky enough to forget.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?

A: The best way to approach a girl is to simply go up to a girl say hi and ask if they would like a drink. (no cheesy lines, just be yourself :) !!)

O did I mention she looks good in any hat... If you think differently, yeah we will have some problems....SUCKA!!

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Trenton Makes, Local Hotties Takes

Linny

Trenton Makes, The World Takes. We're plucking this hottie out of Trenton and transporting her straight to your hearts....(awww). Linny's 22 years old and she works for the Townships personnel dept. I won't tell you which township, because I know at least 2 of you will be down there filling out applications. Today's hottie is a sports enthusiast, who loves playing soccer, which means she's well conditioned. So you better start doing your little windsprints now in hopes of keeping up with her. Lord knows I can't. I can't even pretend to. An added bonus to this hottie, (which I'll add is the hottest trait you can have as a woman), is that she's really good at drinking games. You wouldn't even have to explain that you wanna play with your buddy just cause you like to win. Now you have a hot woman, AND a hot beer pong partner. Admit it, sincing next to your buddy Mikey, throwing ping pong balls at cups isn't the best way to spend a Friday night. BUUUUT stand next to Linny, and its a great way. You can find Linny and her hot, hot crew out and about in Old City every weekend, generally having a blast or trying to make people smile. She's like Kiddie City, Turn that frown upside down! Don't play like you don't know that. And if you really don't and your at least...lets say 21....it's probably cause you grew up ghetto. Not IN the ghetto...just ghetto. I'm inviting this hottie to our party, so you may wanna stop in and see exactly what these ladies are working with.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?

A: The best way a guy should approach a girl, in my opinion is when he comes up to you and says "i would especially like to buy YOU and your friends a drink". It's a good line, its mature and man enough. Thanks :)

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