She's A Bad Mutha *Shut Yo Mouth*

Dani MF'in Diamonds

Oh Damn! We've got a treat for you today fellas...Dani is 22 and was born in NE Philly. Dani loves hittin up the bars, and going wild with her girls. With the name Dani Diamonds she says she gets a lot of attention AND alot of free drinks. So basically, what you do is hang around her side...wait til she orders a drink...chug yours and say "It's so crowded in here. Can you grab me one while your up there?" Oh but wait, you didn't realize Dani was a hockey player on an all girls team. So she's caught on to your free drink scheme already, she turns around and brings out her ghetto voice. She leans back and body checks you into the wall. Now every girl in the place is laughing at you. You just got owned, and that's why they call her Dani Muthaf*ckin Diamonds. For real though, whats not to like about a hottie who'd rather spend her time at a sports bar than anywhere else.....I might try to make her body check me.

Tip of the Day

Q: Besides a bar, wheres a good place to meet a hottie like you?

A: A good place to meet someone like me besides a bar would be a sports complex. I'm a season ticket holder for the Philadelphia Wings lacrosse team and I try to see a Flyers game aleast once a month. Going to these games, everyone gets so hyped up...juices are flowing...you're bound to catch a girl like me in great spirits! If our home team is winning, reach over and give me a high five (don't forget the eye contact!!)...that's a good way to break the ice. If our team is losing, tell me a funny joke about how the other team stinks...and again, if the eye contact is there, it's sure to spark up a conversation...just wait until after the game for the deep stuff ;)

Good answer, MuthaF*ckin Diamonds!

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More Fun Than A Midget In Your Pants

Brianne

Apparently, there's little bar in Jamison that is a hotbed for hotties. The Doc's Inn....right on York Road. My buddy lives a minute from there and I've never been in there. But if this hottie is serving my drinks.....then, shit, I think it's time to blow my paycheck elsewhere. I must be an absolute moron for not checking this place out. It's like all hotties go there, and no one knows about it so they just go nuts. Plus, I'm guessing the other bartenders are hot too. I never thought I had a thing for blondes, and lately....wow. I mean just look. She's also a student during the day...so she's driven, and since she works at a bar, that means she's seen people throwing up on themselves in a drunken stupor...so dude, your cool. (just tell her the rubber sheets are because you have a leak in the ceiling) I'd write a lot more but I gotta get going. I got paid Friday and this money is burning a hole in my pocket. Only beer or a wishy wash can put out this fire. I'm going with the beer tonite.

Tip of the Day

Q: Besides a bar, where's the best place a guy can meet a hottie like you?

A: The best place to meet a hottie is the BEACH!!!! helloooo its the summer, hot bodies, barely clothed...its a given.

Hear that, fellas? Its a GIVEN. Sorta like the odds of you having a porno window up on your browser right now too. GIVEN

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Rack ' Em, Danno!

Danielle aka Rack-O-Rama

This hottie's a little different today. She's the lead singer of a "Cock-No" band...Cock_no is described as cock rock and techno. Pretty hot...oh and the bands name is T.IT.S. for Takin It Too Slow. Anyway, her nickname is Rack-O-Rama, because honestly, theis hotties boobs are huge...on a tiny frame. This oldest of 6 likes to spend her time clubbing, walking on the boardwalk, and she doesn't have time for fake ones... people either. Oh and she really enjoys the hottub. So basically, this girls wild, and I'd love to hear some of ther stories she must have. Cock-No music doesn't mean that she doesn't like men, I'm not throwing a lesbian at you hear fellas. She's also real in to techno so you can find her in the club dancing all glowstick stylee til the wee hours of the morning. I made the glowstick part up, like you actually be lookin at her hands anyway, nerd.

Tip of the Day

Q: Besides a bar, where can a guy meet a Hottie like you?

A: Hmm best place to meet a guy? in the supermarket in the sushi isle or olive bar..those paces always seem to strike up intresting conversation..and you know the their taste is good if they are eating that .

PS....I stole an extra picture from her so you could understand in more depth why they call this beauty Rack-O-Rama. Your welcome....now I have to go into hiding

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It Ain't Your Booty, It's Your Beauty

Patty

Wow....Remember when Jenna Jameson was hot, and not all beat up lookin?? Well, this is what she looked like. Stunning looks with a body that will kick your ass. This hottie hails from NE Philly, and is a former cheerleader. She also does tap, jazz, ballet, and hip hop dancing. I've learned this in my few short weeks running this website....the girls who take dance have ridiculous bodies, and are normally pretty damn hot. Oh, and they stay hot. While she has a body that can put a hurtin on you, I think she may be able to kick your ass too! Your likely to find her at a UFC, MMA or wrestling match....yet another thing in common with the lovely Miss Jameson. I'm not even going to do this Hottie any more shame by writing about her....just take another look...

Tip of the Day

Q: How should a guy know when to make the first move on a Hottie like you?

A:How to know when to make a move??? I tend to find different ways to touch the guy like if we're sitting next to each other and I put my head on your shoulder...or touch your shoulder when you make me laugh, etc.... That usually means that I'm into you and you can make a move.... If I'm totally not talking and not really paying attention to the conversation or what not then I would say no move... But if your not sure it never hurts to ask...ask if its ok to hold my hand or even ask if it is ok to give me a kiss...It may seem corny to some girls but I think it's sweet and always safe!

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Oooo She Made Us Drinks, To Drink, We Drunk ' Em

Genevieve

Another Hottie who hangs out with my personal favorite hottie, Jenny Rae. Genevieve is the All-American girl...But watch out fellas, she's got 4 brothers looking to kick your ass. Although she may be capable. She's in the gym everyday and plays Div 1 softball. If they televised this hotties games, rating would skyrocket. She's hotter than any of the other girls on the games I've watched. Ummm ...I watch for the love of the sport. She also bartends, models, and enjoys nothing more than hanging out in her Eagles jersey drinking a beer and watching a game. She was in student council and voted best eyes, and most athletic. Holy shit, the list just goes on...I'm polishing up that rock now. Her buddy, Jenny Rae turned me down, so I'm sticking with this one for wifey material. Not a bad back up choice. OH! And she bartends in the city....so Big Sull, we might be taking a trip downtown soon. Ok, alot of information there so lets recap guys. Hot friends, hot bartender, athletic, gorgeous, smart, great body, and she's funny, models and loves the birds.....I like the baaaaa-artender!

Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy know when to make the first move on a Hottie like you?

A: Hmmm.. i think a guy should no wen to make a first move when the girl gives a sign, like a smile wen she looks at you and laughs because there was that awkward silence. most girls give the 'ok' signs that let a guy no its ok.and that they are comfortable.. otherwise they arent interested.. and if a girl s willing to hold ur hand, shes def. comfortable...

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Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on Both Accounts!

Cathy

Oh wow. This 20 year old hottie hails from my hometown 0of Southampton! Unfortunately for me, I've never seen her around. Dude, I go to all the wrong places. Anyway, this lovely lady is Pre-Law at Temple! So fellas, time to go rob a bank, or if your a big pussy you can go jaywalk...then hire her as a lawyer. (One tip on robbing a bank in Southampton, start a fire first. ALL the cops go to the fire.) I'm finding out how much the retainer fee will be. Whatever it costs, it's well worth it. How can a judge actually tell a hottie like this that she lost. Or imagine a jury of your 12 peers.....there's bound to be at least one horny guy. OJ's trial would have lasted 12 minutes. "Your honor, OJ didn't do it" .... Judge Ito: "Mistrial" I thought these hot lawyers only existed on Boston Public and CSI or something, but apparently there is a god.


Tip of the Day

Q: How does a guy know when to make the first move on a Hottie like you?

A:Girls send guys signals all the time. Well at least we think we do. Problem is guys don't realize they are signals. There are some typical ones...when you invite us to hang out we accept. When we ask us to walk us to our door or car. If you don't get these obvious signals from a girl there are ways to test out if she is feeling you. First invite her to hang out (alone). If you normally hang out in a crowd say hey would you like to grab a bite to eat with just me or something along those lines. Or offer to drive her home. If there is a group of you at a bar say hey I brought my car and Ill play dd tonight if I can drive you home. Girls like it when you'll work for them (but not to much). If she accepts your offer to hang out alone thats a good step. Now don't be to aggressive leave her wanting more. Girls love what they cant have. So give her a sweet kiss goodnight. if you ask her to hang out again a day or so later and she accepts great shes into you if not you didn't make a complete ass of yourself.

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I Give It A Ten...I Give It A F*ckin' Ten!

Danni Plum

YES! YES! YES! This is what it's about fellas. Top notch hotties giving top notch advice to us on how to impress them. I'm McLovin today's hottie. You can find her in the club on the weekends...Dancing, Hangin out and lookin HOOOOOT. This aspiring model loves spending her summers at the shore, going to clubs, and modeling. I'm in the wrong profession. I should learn how to be a photographer......i think thats the way to meet these hotties. But then you gotta be all professional and what not, and its kinda pointless. Anyway, this hottie is active...she hates being bored and is down to go anywhere, anytime. Her myspace head line is "ShE tOoK iT liKe a ChAmP♥" I just keep repeating that sentence in my head...chuckling silently to myself. Guys, I think we've got a winner here. I could go on for hours about this one....but instead I'll just shut the hell up and let you soak it in. Hands above the desks please.

Tip of the Day

Q: How should a guy know when to make a first move on a Hottie like you??

A: Hmm...the right time to make the first move...it has to be the perfect moment. When I am into a guy I tend to flirt and get closer to them so that right there is the go ahead. I hate when you first meet a guy and they right away expect that you are going to kiss them. The night has to be going well and I have to be into you and like I said...you will definantly be able to notice if I am into you.

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