Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend and I, moved in together about five months ago. It's been a huge transition for both of us. There aren't too many private moments left for either of us. One of the things that we fight about almost everyday is how much I masturbate. It doesn't interfere with our sex life. I just like doing it sometimes at night before bed and maybe in the morning when I wake up. She is really pissed off and she acts like I'm cheating on her. Then she wants to know if it's because I'm tired of her or if I'm thinking about other girls. I mean, yeah, sometimes I'm thinking about other girls but not chicks that I know. She has been really nagging me to death about why I do it and she wants me to stop. I don't see what's wrong with it. I love her, we are living together now and we have sex pretty often. Maybe you can tell me what you think or why she is acting like I'm cheating on her?

Sincerely,
Jack

Dear Jack,

I once knew a guy who masturbated about 5 times a day, was hooked on internet porn and wouldn't have sex with his girlfriend! With that being said, your problem, isn't a problem at all. I don't think that there is anything wrong with masturbation. Your girlfriend needs to chill. It's not cheating, it's yours! I could see if there was no sex between you and your girlfriend and you sat on the couch, watching porn and banging them out all day. That is clearly not the issue here. She seems like she might be a bit insecure. So you are doing it about once a day, BIG DEAL! Ask her why it's so upsetting to her. Does she find it dirty, does it make her feel less attractive or is she afraid that you won't want to be with her anymore. Really try and get to the root of the situation and talk it out. Reassure her that it isn't some crazy perverted ritual and you're not turning into a freak! It's really normal for all guys, even married ones! Keep me posted on how the discussion goes. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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This next song is about a young lady called Laura

Laura

Just looking at today's hotties pictures, you know she can party. She is from Jersey, but is a huge eagles fan. See pic below. You might be able to tell she has a "little" Italian in her..maybe she wants some Irish.....sorry bad joke. Next, Laura loves to cook. A hottie that can cook is probably one of the best gifts ever. Watching the birds with some home-made wings and beer with this one....nothing better. Laura also looks DAAAAAAMMNN good in a hat, yet again another thing thats hard to find. You can mark this one off as a keeper boys. She has that look that I wouldn't want to mess with either...probably end up whoopin' some ace.

So, lets recap. Hot, good girl, loves Eagles, good cook, looks damn good in hats...did I mention Hot. So, put down the Victoria's Secret Magazine you borrowed from your sister and listen to what this hottie has to say.

My name is Laura, and Im from Jersey. Im 24 years old and am a personal chef for a family in Sewell. Cooking is one of my passions even though I never went to school for it, I guess its the Italian in me. I love children however, I don't have any of my own yet. I love sports and am always up for doing new activities and getting involved in spontaneous adventures. God, my family, and friends are top priority in my life, yeah I guess you can say I'm a good girl!

Yet again....listen to this advice!!!!

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??

A: Now men, for me laughter is extremely important, it makes women feel comfortable especially if its on the first date. Most good women want a respectable man. We're not all about the show-boatin! And please, be yourselves, and stay humble!

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Take Her To The Zoo, Rock. I Hear Hotties Like The Zoo

Lindzey

I'm sooo happy with myself today. I think today's hottie is exactly what this site is about. She's the Sex and the City type girl. Out to conquer the world in her Manolo's, not ready to settle til she finds what she wants. She's smart, professional, and fun. A great sense of humor. She's the hottie with the cute personality and the hot face. This is the type of hottie that when you walk in to the club, she might not be the first one you notice. But as you scan the crowd you keep seeing this one girl having a load of fun, and her hotness starts to quietly sneak up on you...like a pedophile in the night. You notice....then she's getting hotter, and by the end of the night, you've GOT to know who she is. It's the type of hottie that you don't mind doing stupid shit with.. putting your manhood on hold for an hour or so. "Oh, you wanna go see Love and Music? Great let's go!" When else does that sentence come out of your mouth?? Only when this level of woman comes around. Lindzey...you tell it better than I do...

My name is Lindzey. Im from Cleveland Ohio. I have been living on the East coast for a year now and I absolutely love it. My favorite place to be is walking down Kelly dr. with my Chihuahua Miss.Honey. Im a very girly girl but im not afraid to get dirty. I love to ride my horses. I am a sucker for a picnic in the park or even a game of tennis. Mostly im into art and history. Philadelphia has some fantastic architecture. I have spent whole days just walking around olde city admiring all the historic sites. the fabulous shopping and dining are definitely a plus. Im very spontaneous and love meeting new people. I have a degree in Fashion Merchandising and Im often buried in books about fashion or costume design. My idea of a great night is staying in ordering a pizza drinking wine and watching old movies. Don't get me wrong I definitely enjoy getting all dressed up and going out on the town for some champagne cocktails and sushi followed by hours of dancing. I'm just your average single girl trying to find her way in the big city armed with killer shoes and a great sense of humor.

Fellas, we stepped our game up today. Next time you go out...I expect the same level of play. Take her advice too, it's well thought out, and Lord knows your lazy ass can use it.

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??

A: I think the sexiest thing about a man is confidence. Im a little old fashion and I like a gentlemen. first of all if your out and you see a girl your attracted to think about what your going to say. girls love genuine compliments. For example compliment her on her hair or her shoes. Dont be like every other guy who says nice eyes. The most important thing is to give a girl respect. Nothing turns me off like a guy grabbing my arm or dancing with me uninvited. Just be cool, calm, and confident. The best way to save yourself from an awkward moment is to give a girl the eye. Dont ogle her but give her an admiring glance. If you make eye contact with her and it lasts for a few seconds your good to go. As for dates talk to a girl on the phone a few times before you go out. this will help you get to know her a little bit. If she's Italian take her to little Italy. They have great little romantic family owned restaurants. If she likes the outdoors take her to the zoo or Longwood Gardens. Bar's are usually not the best idea. Its hard to get to know someone when your screaming 2 inches from their ear. So be creative and when all is said and done if their isnt a love connection it could be a great friendship in the making. Good luck, its a jungle out there...

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He can't get with me spittin this shit Wickedly lickety shot Spickety spickety split lickety

Sarah aka Lickety Split

When I saw the nickname Lickety Split, I couldn't help but think of 8 mile. Luckily, this girls not from the "313" or the "Free World", she's more proof the Philly is at least hotter than Detroit. A college graduate with a smile to match her brains, Sarah's a motivated hottie looking to make a difference. Just listen to what she has to say about herself....

I have my BA in professional writing and I currently work at a local law firm. I enjoy going out with my girlfriends on the weekends, the local bar scene is always a good time. My interests include: hiking, off roading, biking, rock climbing.. anything outdoors. Every day I strive to be a better person than the day before. Wether or not that means by making more money or by forming stronger relationships with friends or be it boyfriends; I want my life to make sense. I strive to be happy.

You know what they say abut mountain girls? I don't either but someone asked me that before, and the way they asked it, I think I shoulda known. Google it. Let me know what they say about mountain girls. Now everybody from the 2-1-5 get your mutha...yeah right. I dont rap. I was gonna kick a little somethin for the hunnies, but I gotta go make it rain. I'm gonna grab as many weak rap cliches as I can and throw them in here. Nevermind, that's boring...Read her advice. Sarah took her time to give us a good answer...so don't let the advice pass you by

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of advice for guys, what would your BEST advice be?

A: What I love most about men is their ability to relate to what I'm talking about. I want someone who can hold a conversation with me, but not talk about themselves soo much that they portray themselves as cocky or conceited. If I could give one piece of dating advice that isn't cliche it would be... the best way to win the heart of a woman is to look at her as if she is not only the most beautiful woman in the world, but to glance at her as if she is the only woman who can win your heart.

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MILF....It Does A Hottie Good

Liz

Liz loves her car, boy. It may even take first place to your stank ass. That's fine by me. I'll even be a distant third, behind her son. This 33 year old hottie comes to us from Langhorne, PA. Again...another hottie in my area that I had no idea about. There's a certain appeal with Liz that I can't put my hand on (although I'd certainly try). Maybe it's that hot mom down the street charm, mixed with a little tomboy. I'm gonna let Liz explain what's so special about her.

For fun, I am into cars, and I have a 2006 Mustang GT that I drag race at local race tracks. I pretty much eat sleep and drink cars, working on them and racing them as well as admiring them. For work, During the week, I am a senior surgical technician at a local Veterinary hospital, I also am trained in and perform Computed Tomography (CT scans),as well as Nuclear medicine( radioiodine therapy for hyperthyroid cats). On the weekends I bartend at a local bar in philly on south street. I am a single mother of an amazing 9 year old boy and have 2 of the coolest pitt-bulls ever, one of which only has 3 legs. :)

How can you not feel bad about a pitbull with three legs? But look at the brains on this girl. I can't pronounce those medicinal practices, let alone tell you what they mean. I just know that the harder to spell, the more official it sounds. And yes, that's her Mustang. DO NOT pull up to her in your 95 Honda Civic and think your badass. She'll leave you behind with nothin but your stickshift in your hand. With all these hobbies, I'm amazed she has time for a personal life.

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: Talking usually works... heh, more specifically a funny comment or a relative or totally random question. Anything about my car or cars in general will get me talking too.... or if i am out with the dogs, something about them. I am not a shy person, so can i strike up conversations in line at wawa haha

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F@ck the Comb's ...Hotties Tryin To Keep Up With The Jones'

Kristen A

Today we bring you a little slice of heaven from the suburbs. Doylestown born and bred Kristen is a hottie to die for. Check out the smile, the body, but what you can't see is her awesome personality. She's an office assistant by day, and a Chambers Bar tubgirl by night. Besides this outstanding personality, Kristen also offers up a hardcore workout routine. I mean, its obvious she works out, but she NEEDS to stay in shape for the bikini parties she frequently attends. Nothing says "Summer get here" like a bikini party on Christmas. How the hell do I get invited to a bikini party, and why have I never been to one? I'm gonna have to talk to my agent...aka me, and have a little sit down. I may fire him for lack of social outings on my calender. Unless you consider townie bars and dart games social functions. I do not. Kristen enjoys staying hot a having a sexy time on the weekends. Again, WTF, why can;t I find girls who wanna have a sexy time. I find not-so-hotties who wanna scrapbook and trade mushy text messages. Luck of the Irish my ass. Maybe God's punishing me for Hitler since I'm part German. Anywho, check out the lovely Kristen at Chambers in Doylestown some night. Make sure you tip wisely, and drink responsibly. Heh, I always get a kick out of that last part.

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?
A: I would say the best way is to just be yourself. Don't come up to me with some BS like "I know I am way out of your league but...." If you know I am out of your league don't try. Just bring your A game and make it hot.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

SEX ETTIQUETTE 101

This past week, I received two emails that were very similar. So I decided to step away from the usual Q & A and kill two birds with one stone. Let me break it down for you;

Email #1- Guy was dating a girl for six months and they broke up three months ago. He runs into her friend and starts flirting with her. He wants to know if it's ok if he tries to hook up with the friend.

Email #2- Guy has been having sex off and on with a girl for over a year. There is no real commitment and they are still seeing each other, here and there. He wants to bang one of her good friends. He doesn't understand why the girl that he is currently sleeping with is so upset?

Guys, please listen carefully to the following; IT IS NEVER OKAY TO BANG THE FRIEND OF A GIRL THAT YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH. IT'S NEVER OKAY TO BANG YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS FRIENDS *UNLESS A VERY SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME HAS PASSED SINCE THE BREAKUP. It's just sexual etiquette. It's not like a piece of food that you drop on the floor and there is a three second rule! Seriously! There are a million other girls that you should be trying to bang, friends are off limits! Besides, do you really want to sign up for the amount of drama that comes with that? And I would also like to add, that other girls find it very unappealing. (Yes, it will get out there and come back to haunt you at some point). Every conversation that this girl has for the next few months, will be about what you did. It's sad , but true. Girls sympathize because they hope that someone would never disrespect or hurt them in the same way. I know some guys could care less about what they bang or who. Really guys, it's too much bullshit for the booty AND it's just bad manners! There is PLENTY OF OTHER PU-NA-NA IN THE SEA!!!

Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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