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Thursday, June 28, 2007

BabyGirl So Major, They Should Front Page Her




Nikki



So we did. Bristol What?! TONGUE RING ALERT!!! This Hottie works with children during the day, but her real love is dancing. Before you ask, it's the non-naked type, fellas. She's taken jazz, tap, ballet and recently tried out for the Philadelphia Kixx dance team. Too bad she didn't make it.....Maybe they coulda sold a few tickets. Limber, graceful, and hot....this could be your dream girl.....oh and again, TONGUE RING ALERT!!! That leads me to believe there's a certain level of freakiness in this Hottie. Similar to the way the lower back tattoo makes me think sex too. No info on if she's packin that too. I'm a big fan of today's Hottie. Pretty smile, bangin body, and limber. Triple Threat! TONGUE RING ALERT!!!! Sorry big fan of those too.




Tip of the Day





Q: What can a guy do to get past a first date with a Hottie like you?




A: To start off I have to be attracted to them. I love guys with dark hair and light eyes so if thats you have a good chance at a second date. They deffinately have to be mature. I can't stand guys who act immature it's a big turn off to me. Basically just be yourself and don't try to be a big tough guy. Don't use pick up lines I hate that. We have to have good conversation. I can't be on a date with someone and just sit there in silence. Don't talk about sex or ask me about my sex life. You deffinately won't get a second date then. Show me that your interested in me and getting to know me. If your a liar, cheater, or the player type don't even think about approching me because i'm not interested.




"There's an important phrase that we use here and I think it's time you all learned it. "Act as if". Do you understand what that means? Act as if you are the f*cking president of this firm. Act as if you have a nine inch cock. Act as if. "

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

You Know We Act All Day, Play All Night


Sam

This aspiring actress comes to us from Bucks County...Trevose to be exact. Yeah, I was shocked too. Just kidding, Sam. Seriously though...every once in a while I get down on the idea of this website. It's not picking up like I thought, and then a girl like this comes along and reminds me how cool this site can be. This girl may be an aspiring actress, but she's less Paris Hilton, and more Kate Hudson...umm with dark hair. Oh and green eyes. You gotta love green eyed Hotties! I got the impression she's kind of a freethinker, a little hippie-ish, and a tad bit of a wild child. She even lists one of her hobbies as "being barefoot." And that whats it's all about!! Finding different types of girls...Baskin Robbins is full of flavors, why not try all 31? I may not like the cherry swirly one, but there's gotta be something I do like....right? But back to our Hottie...she's leaving us soon, fellas. For the Big Apple...Los Angeles. City of Angels whatever...she's leaving Philly. She's ambitous. She set her goals, and won't let anyone stop her from achieving them. I'd watch her movies....she reminds me of the hot chick in "40 Days and 40 Nights"...I really like this one, guys. So this is my call to all our readers....give us feedback. Let us know YOUR flavor. Vanilla, Chocolate, Puerto Rican....tell us. We listen occasionally, and if not, we'll still have a stunner like this up on our page everyday for you to look at!


Tip of the Day


Q:How does a guy get PAST the first date with a hottie like you??


A: Just be yourself, guys. Don't act like a nervous puppy, girls hate that. We like guys that are confident, funny, artistic, and intelligent. Don't be too clingy, that freaks us out. And don't make us pay for dinner, even if we offer. I know that we live in the age of equality and all, but it's in poor form to insist on going "dutch" on the first date. It's not about the money, it's about feeling like we're being taken care of.






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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Why Do Good Girls (what what what), Like This Site?



Tiela Marie

I've searched the internet, various name books, and googled the hell out of our Hottie's name....and all I found was her. But I don't need to know what it means, to know that this girl is hot. ....and she works constantly so she'll eventually support your lazy ass. So if your just a laid back guy running an up and coming website that makes no money yet, GET HER!! Yeah right. Like a hottie like this is gonna be atracted to lazy asses like us. I'll let her explain it...

Well, I'm in college for business. I want to open my own entertainment company one day. Right now I work for an entertainment company; I sing, dance, MC and am also an event specialist. My day job is working for a Ford Dealership. I like it because it shows me the innerworkings of a business. I also have my Real Estate license and am eventually opening up a joint Agency/ Mortgage company with my best friend. I really enjoy the beach and going out to clubs. Dancing and Singing are my favorite things in the world so any chance I get to do that, I'm down for. I'm really funny at the most random times..I consider myself a self proclaimed dork.. Oh and I hate sharks.

Got it all? No? Read it again. Oh, and she likes to cook. Seriously...I'm in real estate for my "real" job, and I'd still buy a house off this hottie. I'm counting my pennies right now, and unless someone can loan me like 20g's, I'm screwed.


Tip of the Day:
Q: How does a guy get PAST the first date with a hottie like you??

A: How to get past a first date with me? Well, I think that honesty is important. I don't want a guy telling me that he makes $250 k a year and that he has a house in the hamptons, if it isn't true. I think that men don't realize that most women don't care what car you drive, how much money you make or where you live. What matters is the person. Most women aren't into the men who try to say all the right things in order to get them into bed. Women are smart. Don't expect to sleep with me, it's not gonna happen. Asking me personal sexual questions is a sure fire way to not get a second date. I like a funny guy, men who make can make a women laugh are always ahead of the game. being smart and having goals is also a bonus. Charisma is key. But the biggest thing to get past a first date with me is: To be yourself.
Oh and she just turned 21 this weekend, fellas. So buy her a drink!

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Damn All These Beautiful Girls



Kelly

Ever walk into the bar, and you see that group in the corner? You think they're loud, obnoxious, maybe a little out of control? Well...that's this girl and her group, and guess what? They don't give a shit what you think. This hottie works hard during the week, so when you see her out, it's her time to let off some steam...CHOOO CHOOO! So if your in the way, you better have something good to add to the party. This woman is hot, hard-working and opinionated. A self proclaimed socialite of Philadelphia. Odds are you've seen her around. Odds are you wanted to hit on her. Odds are you didn't. (Sorry, thats half the reason your here... Plus the pictures). This Drexel graduate now works in medical sales, and spends her summer at the shore, where her house is hosted by The Public House, Red Bull and Kettle One. Seems fiesty, fellas. I'm keeping this write up short and sweet....just like our Hottie of the Day!




Tip of the Day!
Q: How do I get PAST the first date with a hottie like you??

A: I think guys these days are not into taking girls out to dinner and just getting to know them unless its in a bar scene. So my advice is to guys to get to a second date is treat the girl to a nice first date. Dating is about getting to know someone sober and having a great conversation with them. Obviously you have to be attracted to them.


This is what this site is about, fellas. This is the girl you probably caught eyes with....went and took a shot to build up that liquid courage, then neglected to even speak to her. PAY ATTENTION!

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson





Lauren aka Lauren Looselips



Happy Birthday, Dear Hooooooottie. Happy Birthday to you!! Yes, it's our Hottie of the Day's Birthday. Anyways, Danger's an accurate description of this Hottie! Her hobbies include Foxy Boxing, WEW Wrestling, modeling, and clubbing. She's the sweetheart with a wildside....and I'll be damned if I'm gonna try to tame her. Just look at that knockout combo...the face, then the body. I think with this girl, your better off just going along for the ride. I mean, this hottie wants to box Mike Tyson...for real. Iron Mike better hope they take him off his meds for this wildcat! You can find this type of hottie at the club, with her group of hot friends just tearing it up on the dancefloor. Don't even try to get in the middle though, unless your a skilled professional (i.e: black Michael Jackson, Usher, or Chris Brown). If you have enough balls to try, you better bring your mouthpiece. I'd try myself, but I've got a glass jaw, and no health insurance.




Tip of The Day:


Q: How do I get PAST the first date with a hottie like you??


A: Well, one i don't go for guys spitting their game at me, i don't give into those cheesy lines. girls like me don't go home w/ dudes on a first date. i know i have a huge rack, but dont obviously stare..even though its hard not to, haha. if a guy can handle the goofy, dont care about being embarassing, retarded lauren at heart then kudos. i'm totally and completely obsessed w/ my dogs, i talk dog talk to all of them and dress them up if ya aint up for the dog seat in your car...peace.. my dogs come first! lol~ i tend to talk baby talk w/ my girls, occasionally a lisp and me and my sister have our own language. if you don't laugh at me or my jokes...then uhmmmm you can't handle me. a guy needs to know how to dance, i go out and we tear it up on the dance floor. oh and pretty boys are out of the question.






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Friday, June 22, 2007

Are you Kidding me??? I Was All State..I'll Make It Rain

Rachel

Grab your 30 pack of Natty Ice! This girl can tailgate with the best of em. I'm in love with her just for her beer pong skills. HEY HOTTIE.....At least she has faith in our team. Marty Mornigwehg better take notes. If I had a girl like this calling my plays.... I'd faint. Blue 42...RED 98..HUT HUT.....Donnie Mac drops back....throws....OH ITS COMPLETE TO HOTTIE #8......she dodges one tackle..she might be..she is..shes gone! Rachel can call me out on my game any day she wants.....I effin love blondes. I need to be an athlete. I've said it my whole life and now I finally regret it. I want this girl to tailgate for me. Muaaah. Hot Classy Smart.....and in a Westbrook jersey.....YES!!!!! She can be my hottie as long as when she scores she doesn't do the worm! Whatever!!....She can CARLTON and I'll still be a fan!
Tip of the Day
Q: Where does a guy take a hottie like you on a first date?
A: For a first date if any guy took me to an eagles game with good seats (obviously) he would win my heart without a doubt. Because well i love football and beer haha....i've loved the eagles ever since i can remember...also philly fans are just the shit the atmosphere at the linc is amazing....everyones just so happy to be there

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Sabrina, the Twenty-Somethin' Gangsta (with an A, please)


Sabrina

Ever see "You Got Served" or "Kickin It Old School"? Now take out Jaime Kennedy and the white guy from Wild'n Out, and imagine the lead character is smokin hot and has an insane body. That would give you today's Hottie, Sabrina...reppin Old City. I didn't quite understand her answer for the Tip of the Day, until I realized that she breakdances...and I think it's worth the price of admission just to see if she spin on her head. (Hang on, I need a second. I thought of the possiblities of taking out a hot breakdancer) She can also get hotter sneakers than you too. Before you ask, Sullivan, I'll find out how she gets em. If you ask nicely she'll probably hook you up. But she's not in the shoe business, she's in finance by day. So I wonder if that makes her like a modern day superhero? Mild mannered professional by day..then she blinks her pretty eyes, and POOF ...ass-kickin breakdancer by night. Sounds about right to me. I wonder what her break dancing superhero outfit looks like. My only guess.... verrrrrry tiny.


Tip of the Day

Q: Where should a guy take a Hottie like you on a first date?



A: Where do i think would be a great first date...hmm. Well im a big goof ball so my ultimate first date, would be something fun, like, lazer tag, or challenging each other to a dance off in the parking lot of wawa. But my ultimate fav. thing is goin to barnes and nobles and wrestling thru the aisles..haha. People have no idea what the hell is goin on!!!


Fellas, You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!


I really couldn't resist that one. And Sabrina....you let me know what Wawa at what time, and I'll break out the greatest running man you've ever seen on your ass. Domo!


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