Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I went on a few dates with this one girl about 6 months ago. Our two "official" dates were disasters. One time the place we were going was closed, the other time her car broke down, but we turned them into a good time anyway. I really thought we were hitting it off though. She was saying and doing all the right things, and I was taking my time trying to be a good guy. Literally out of the blue, she just stopped answering my calls. Somehow we got in touch the other day, and we've been talking non stop since then. Almost like a week now. I'm kinda interested again, and I think she is too, but I'd taught myself to basically really not like her after last time. Do I move ahead? Do I set ground rules...like no bullshit this time, or just ignore the white elephant in the room? Or just give up the good guy act and just try to hit it?

Signed,

Hit it or quit it

Dear Hit it or quit it?,

Part of me wants to tell you DUH? We always want what we can't have and she had you at hello. Another part of me wants to tell you that timing is everything. Than of course, the ABRASIVE part of me wants to tell you to MAN UP! If it's going down "that" street again, ask her, "WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO CALL ME BACK BEFORE?" What kind of crap was that? It's hard to just over look something like that, when the other person didn't give you the consideration or thought to just say whatever was going on at the time. It's not that hard. It's just considerate. Then if all ends well, HIT IT!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

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Let's Rock, You Don't Stop, Rock The Riddle That Will Make Your Hottie Rock

Erica

That be that WHOOOT WHOOOT! Here's the lovely Erica. A newer flavor for the LHP Crew. (That like our B-Boy crew name...cause I can) Erica is a Jersey girl....awwwwww....but can often be found in Philly ...yaaaay...workin as a promotional model. She's also a hairstylist, so if you need to get your hair did, hit her up! She's fun loving and loves to dance. I wonder if "Hottie can drop it to the flo'" or if she's more into ballet or classical jazz dance. The best line she gave us, " if you cant make me laugh your not worth talkin too." So bring your "A" funny Game, which is still probably like a normal person's "B" game, but be confident, loser. Confidence will take you a mile, freakshow. Don't listen when people call you nerd, nerd. ok..I think you got the point. I'm a big fan of variety. Erica has a beautiful smile and the body's like an hourglass. I was looking for better pictures of her butt, but they all involved third parties. Her girls I mean. That's why I called you freakshow. You immediately went THERE. Anyway...listen and learn, my old friend. The advice is there, it's up to you to utilize it, felllllllllla.

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it may be the hardest part of a date, how should a guy approach your FOR a date?

A: A guy should approach me for a date by showing that hes interested in me and not just my looks.. try coming up 2 me and saying "hi how u doin, i would love to take u out sometime.." and depending on how confident and smooth u were ill say yes :)

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All The Hotties Say, I'm Pretty Fly for A White Guy

Ashleigh

Ahhh...smell that? Oh God, not that!....It's the smell of a new year and a fresh start. We bring you our first official hottie of the year. Ashleigh, a 25 year old Philly hottie. We're all born with hopoes and dreams. I wanted to be a baseball player when I grow up, but Ashleigh....she aspires to bee a trophy wife. Looking at her, I don't think she'll have a problem with that. in order to be a baseball player, you need to be athletic, driven, and have some sort of talent....but to be a trophy wife you'll need to be ridiculously hot, have a good figure that will stick throughout the years, and be able to spend money. I'm well aware just from the pictures that Ashleigh has 2 of the 3. As an added bonus, she's also the "illest rapper around"...MC Whyte. You can catch Ashleigh enjoying the nightlife and having late nite dance parties with her roomates. If those are anything like the movies I've seen, I'm picturing a lot of Victoria's Secret complimented by some Akon or T-Pain. She's also got an odd fascination with the live poultry market on Spring Garden. I didn't even know that existed, but if it does, I'm checking it out. I've gotta see the details behind that. Anyway grab your chicken costume, your bank statements, and your finest phat beats (?)....and listen to this hotties advice.

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it's probably the most difficult part of the date, how should a guy approach you for a date?

A: If a guy wants to ask a girl out, making her laugh is key...no cheesy pick up lines. He's got to be one fly guy...

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Our Top Ten Posts

In no particular order, we're bringing you our top 10 posts in our first half year existence. They've made us laugh, made us cry, some of you now have restraining orders....all thanks to these women. When we started this site, we didn't know where it would lead, or what would ever come of it. Now in half a year, we've got 700 people a day checking out our website! Awesome...all thanks to our readers and our lovely hotties.

Jenny Rae and Genevieve

These two are like a package deal. They're best friends in real life, and we chose them cause they're hot AND because they genuinely enjoyed us picking them as hottie of the day...It was our first week and this whole crew of girls, led by Jenny Rae really helped us get started. They've dubbed themselves, our Official Miss Monday and Miss Wednesday. I've got no complaints with that.

Jenny Rae: http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/06/lets-go-get-some-bar-b-q-and-get-busy.html

Genevieve: http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/07/oooo-she-made-us-drinks-to-drink-we.html

Our First Hate Mail

I'm so proud of this moment. I was literally so pissed off that this wench of a person could even screw up her facts, and blame us....and then even worse....talk shit about our hotties. Un-huh sister. You can say what you want about our site and your personal views on religion and how I'm going to hell, but DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT OUR LADIES! Here's what happens when you do

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/07/what-you-say-about-my-hotties.html

Sabrina

Sabrina made this list for the sheer fact that she's awesome. Seriously...she breakdances for fun. And she's sick at it. One of the few hotties I actually had the chance to meet, I can honestly say that Sabrina is smokin hot and just generally makes any situation fun. Plus she's gonna teach me to cryp walk...which I believe is a much needed skill in today's world of clubbing and barhopping. Needless to say, this one's a personal favorite!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/06/sabrina-twenty-somethin-gangsta-with-a.html

Lauren

This is Lauren's after picture. This hottie was the first girl that someone contacted us about. She went on her first ever photoshoot, and kicked ass. I got to sit in on a little of it, and I think the photographer hated me. Wild shit! Check out the difference here. She's fun, slightly crazy and definitely hot! It's the lip curl I think!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/hottie-had-thighs-like-what-what-what.html

The Mutant Thumb

Oh holy shit...When Atomic Bombshell e-mailed this to me, I was crying from laughter in my office. Literally tears of joy and disgust rolling down my face all at once. I definitely had to throw a Bombshell post on this list. She's helped carry this team. Plus she's the bombshell. Enough said. This column has been fun and entertaining, and gives us some much needed weekend content.

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/12/atomic-bombshells-anatomically-correct_08.html

Gina Lynn

Our first celebrity hottie of the day! Adult film star Gina Lynn. She's got her own damn monster truck....and she a professional in the sack. Is there much more you look for in a woman?

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-pimp-game-proper-my-local-hotties.html

Our First Douchebag of the Week

Awww what fonds memories! Stop the Douchebaggery! These guys NEED to be stopped asap. They make my job harder, cause I'm legit, not some two faced pervert looking to get some myspace action.....I've only got one face. Seriously, I can't even post this guys picture because I think we blew him up enough! Ironically, this was brought to us by the lovely Bombshell!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-not-to-approach-woman-on-myspace.html

Kourtney Lee

A newer post on our site. I just can't get over this girl....so hot. Just look.

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-not-to-approach-woman-on-myspace.html

Atomic Bombshell's Original Post

Like I said. This site wouldn't kick ass like it does without the Bombshell. Plus I just REAAAALLY like putting her pictures up. They don't even do her justice!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/welcome-to-good-life.html

So with all this said, please be sure to stay tuned in the upcoming year. We've already got a few big things planned. We're going to be bringing you more hotties, more dating advice and more partying!! What more could you want? You know, besides that cure for your herpes?

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Julia Gulia?!

JULIA

Last day of the year?? Anyone got any good parties to hit up??? Eff New years. Amateur Night. It's when all the little boys and girls who never go out and drink go out and get wasted...leaving less room in the bar for the veterans like me. Today we've got Julia. I'm kinda under the weather, but this girl is smokin hot. MILF OF THE WEEK! Julia considers herself well rounded, outgoing, and able to adapt to any social environment. Like a long legged, big breasted chameleon. She likes to down her Coronas, and get dressed up in hot little outfits. we'll let her tell it...I pay much more attention to what a hotties saying than some schlepp like me.

What makes me unique is that i dont judge myself from other people, and i dont consider myself in a higher status than anyone out there. I can be myself around anyone, and i love bringing out a person's personality. Im a well rounded, outgoing person, and can adapt socially to many different types of people. I love to learn from others and maybe teach people a thing or two about my life! Im a single mother with confidence and style, and i love to make myself known out there!

She claims she's well rounded, which judging by these pictures, she's definitely well rounded in all the right areas. Well, fellas and fellates (ummmmm?), I wanna thank you for making this a fun year for us....keep reading and most importantly think of this page like the cops. Keep your hands where we can see em!

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it may be the hardest part of the date, how should a guy approach you for a date?

A: As for a date, a woman should Never make a guy feel Uncomfortable to approach her. I'm a very approachable person myself, and I would expect a man to be himself and present himself to me with good intentions and a goal to make a good first impression. I don't think men should be pushy or persistant unless its in a controlled manner. If they get let down by me it would be in an honest, mature, and open minded way. If I'm interested in them, then I would make my feelings known. I never hold back.

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I have been dating this girl for about 3 weeks. It seems like she is out every night. She knows a lot of club people because she used to work as a waitress in a strip club. Everytime we have gone out, she is always running and jumping on other guys to hug them and she gets so involved in conversations with these guys and pays no mind to what I'm doing. Every night she is out, she is drinking or drunk. But when we are alone or on the phone, she is totally different. She talks about how she wants to get married and eventually have kids. I don't get this girl at all. What is she doing?

-Confused

Dear Confused,

Turn around and RUN the other way! She is what I like to call, "The Party Ho." You probably have money or a good job or something that offers her security or stability. You do not want to even try to figure this girl out. She probably has a lot of drama that follows her, as well. Going out and drinking every night (unless you're into alcoholics) is not a good sign. She obviously needs a lot of attention and with that kind of need, comes a lot of self image problems. Sounds like she could be a lot of work. My advice to you; there are plenty of girls out there. Don't get sucked into this one!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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Cause This Hottie's Gonna Party Like It's 1999

Sherry

Oh Fellas, have I got a treat for you today! Sheery comes to us from our fine city proving once again...we ain't ugly! This 5'3" beauty has a unique job. One we've never had on here before, but I've been dying to get dating advice from....she's a performer at Delilah's. (Insert guilty schoolboy laugh here). She's absolutely gorgeous. this is why I can't afford Delilah's and I'm stuck at the Oakford Inn, and the shitty titty. You know that one...the rainbow building on 611 in Horsham. What a palace. At the Shitty, if your dancers have more than three teeth, get the lapdance....you won't find better all night. Sherry's a down to earth girl, and finds guys have a tough time approaching her. NO SHIT...it's because we think she's been approached 45 times already that night, and whatever we have to offer doesn't compare to what the Sixers player in the VIP lounge offered. The things this girl can do on a rope are incredible. Plus she can probably support your broke ass, cause I bet she makes a killing at that place. Needless to say, I'll be cashing the paycheck and spending it entirely tonite. I figure this will be my NYE celebration. So I'm throwing on my purple crushed velvet jumpsuit, borrowing Sherry's platforms, and partying like a heterosexual Prince. Ooooow!

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it's probably the most difficult part of the date, how should a guy approach you for a date?

A: Lets see, the best way to approach me for a date is for the guy to be him, I don't like fakes or liars. He has to be real with me and no cheesy pick up lines!!! I've heard them all!

Let's get her to go for Entertainer of the Year.....Hottie of the Day and Entertainer of the Year. hmmmm tough choice right? Dude, right? Duuuuude

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