I Whistled For A Cab And When It Came Near, The License Plate Said Fresh And Had A Hottie On The Mirror

Lauren Pappas

Oh My God. This is a hottie. Lauren is 22 years old and is originally from Doylestown, PA. I know Doylestown well, seeing as I've been there for court numerous times. Lauren is where it's at, son! Take a look. I don't even know if I should explain this hottie. No, in fact, I'll let her do it...then I'll throw in my two cents. Lauren...break em off a lil somethin proper ...(sorry. I woke up to Power 99 this morning)

I'm senior at Temple U., studying broadcast journalism. When I graduate I want to be a news anchor. I watch CNN religiously. I'm a certified personal trainer. I work at a gym in Center City. I love fitness! I exercise daily & eat healthy. I can do more chin-ups than most men. I'm extremely competitive. I'm a model & very passionate about it. I've have appeared on several websites & calendars. I'm currently acting in an independent film. It's a comedy, should be released by this spring. I love to perform & love the camera. I'm not shy be any means. I'm half Greek the rest Lithuanian, German & Irish. This summer I studied abroad in Italy & Greece. I have a good sense of humor. I'm outgoing, ambitious & determined.

Dude......really? Certified Personal Trainer = hot.... news anchor = hot. I hear there's an opening now that my personal favorite Alycia Lane got shitcanned for punching a cop and calling her a dyke. Nice Touch. I don't know if I like the fact that she can do more chin up than most men. I can't do more chin ups then most women, and I've already been sucker punched by a girl at a party once. That's a type of humiliation you can only endure once....(PS Never challenge a girl on the validity of her breast size, or imply that she's wearing chicken cutlets). But then again, that sucker puncher was a beast....not a top notch hottie like Lauren. Then again, Lauren's a trainer so she could easily whip you into not-getting-your-ass-kicked-by-a-girl shape. OK, I'm in. Where do I sign up? This one is definitely in my top 10...My top 5 is harder to penetrate than your mother on her anniversary, but Lauren still might be in there.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your ideal first date?

A: My ideal first date would include dinner in an intimate, candle lit atmosphere. Conversation over a glass of wine. Desert is a must, if you want a second date with me:)After dinner a long walk around the city. Than maybe to cozy lounge or upscale bar for drinks.

First class all the way with this one. Worth the time and effort too, I'd have to say.

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Hottie, Is It Me Your Looking For? I Can See It In Your Eyes...

Jillian

Two magic words.... nineteen and blonde. Two more words...Barely Legal. Hands up, pocket pumper. Philly born and bred, this hottie is here to save the day. I'm soooo diggin' the tattoo's and the piercings. She has such an innocent look to her. Jillian will give you space if your her boyfriend. NICE. She doesn't want you to cling onto her and be all overprotective and shit. She's got a set of parents at home. And if you don't micromanage her lifestyle, she won't micromanage you. You know what I mean...like the boss who wants a complete rundown of all your days activities, starting from 8am-5pm..what you ate for lunch, bathroom breaks, Internet porn breaks, etc...VAGTASTIC!! So that means guys night out is still fun, no constantly checking texts, making calls, arguing with the girlfriend in a whole other part of the state. None of that bullshit my friends can't seem to avoid. She'll trust you and you trust her. Although, if I had a girl like this at home, I'd rarely be going out with the boys. I'd rarely wanna leave the house. I need to know what the lip piercing is for...or at least what the ladies say it's for...I'm guessing decoration? I hear Blonde is the new pink. Girls like this make me thankful I'm not a gay. ..I'm just sayin

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your ideal first date?

A: For my ideal first date I'd like a little romance, maybe a nice dinner to talk and get to know eachother a little bit, but too much is just not for me. Maybe after dinner we can hit up a club or party somewhere fun! And also no gifts on the first date for me. If someone shows up with gifts and its just a first date I'll feel as if they are trying to buy me with money and that is just not happening, although they can be acceptable on the second =]

So wine and dine...and then take her out and get her druuuuuuuuuuuunk! Easy enough on the instructions. Now the execution is where you could potentially look like a spaz.

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I Got 99 Problems, But A Hottie Ain't One..Hit Me

Krista

Today we're switching gears...no literally switching gears. Today's hottie is sponsored to race cars. You can find this hottie in Philly racing or modeling her sports car. Yes, that's her black Mustang. Seriously, challenge her. She'll rip you to pieces. When she's not racing, she's modeling in big events like HIN, NOPI, and SEMA. The only problem with this hottie is that I feel like a complete bitch. I drive a Jeep (the Creeper) that if i get it to sixty mph, you can find me inside pumping my fist in victory, drinking Red Bull like it's champagne. I guess the upside to that... is that my cars don't scream, "overcompensating!" Krista said that when she's relaxing...aka not working on her car... she likes to "play basketball and other girly things." I'm like 95 percent sure we've got a tomboy on our hands. The other 5% is just confused cause i haven't seen many tomboys with an ass like that. Our question of the week is going back to an oldie but goodie...Yes, I know. Just like your mother. Heed our hotties advice, snitches. It's free, unlike the Rub N Tug.

Tip of the Day

Q: What would your ideal first date be?

A: I've grown up right outside the city of Philly in NJ and lived there my entire life, so I'd like to be taken out somewhere in the city I have a soft spot for, somewhere we can act crazy, like Dave & Busters ... show me a good time, that you put some thought and effort into the night. I like a guy who can relax and have a good time, be spontaneous . A kiss out of the blue will let me know you are serious and that you can take charge of a situation, that turns me on. Later after a few drinks maybe we could end up back at my place ... if you're lucky ;o)

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I went on a few dates with this one girl about 6 months ago. Our two "official" dates were disasters. One time the place we were going was closed, the other time her car broke down, but we turned them into a good time anyway. I really thought we were hitting it off though. She was saying and doing all the right things, and I was taking my time trying to be a good guy. Literally out of the blue, she just stopped answering my calls. Somehow we got in touch the other day, and we've been talking non stop since then. Almost like a week now. I'm kinda interested again, and I think she is too, but I'd taught myself to basically really not like her after last time. Do I move ahead? Do I set ground rules...like no bullshit this time, or just ignore the white elephant in the room? Or just give up the good guy act and just try to hit it?

Signed,

Hit it or quit it

Dear Hit it or quit it?,

Part of me wants to tell you DUH? We always want what we can't have and she had you at hello. Another part of me wants to tell you that timing is everything. Than of course, the ABRASIVE part of me wants to tell you to MAN UP! If it's going down "that" street again, ask her, "WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT TO CALL ME BACK BEFORE?" What kind of crap was that? It's hard to just over look something like that, when the other person didn't give you the consideration or thought to just say whatever was going on at the time. It's not that hard. It's just considerate. Then if all ends well, HIT IT!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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Let's Rock, You Don't Stop, Rock The Riddle That Will Make Your Hottie Rock

Erica

That be that WHOOOT WHOOOT! Here's the lovely Erica. A newer flavor for the LHP Crew. (That like our B-Boy crew name...cause I can) Erica is a Jersey girl....awwwwww....but can often be found in Philly ...yaaaay...workin as a promotional model. She's also a hairstylist, so if you need to get your hair did, hit her up! She's fun loving and loves to dance. I wonder if "Hottie can drop it to the flo'" or if she's more into ballet or classical jazz dance. The best line she gave us, " if you cant make me laugh your not worth talkin too." So bring your "A" funny Game, which is still probably like a normal person's "B" game, but be confident, loser. Confidence will take you a mile, freakshow. Don't listen when people call you nerd, nerd. ok..I think you got the point. I'm a big fan of variety. Erica has a beautiful smile and the body's like an hourglass. I was looking for better pictures of her butt, but they all involved third parties. Her girls I mean. That's why I called you freakshow. You immediately went THERE. Anyway...listen and learn, my old friend. The advice is there, it's up to you to utilize it, felllllllllla.

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it may be the hardest part of a date, how should a guy approach your FOR a date?

A: A guy should approach me for a date by showing that hes interested in me and not just my looks.. try coming up 2 me and saying "hi how u doin, i would love to take u out sometime.." and depending on how confident and smooth u were ill say yes :)

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All The Hotties Say, I'm Pretty Fly for A White Guy

Ashleigh

Ahhh...smell that? Oh God, not that!....It's the smell of a new year and a fresh start. We bring you our first official hottie of the year. Ashleigh, a 25 year old Philly hottie. We're all born with hopoes and dreams. I wanted to be a baseball player when I grow up, but Ashleigh....she aspires to bee a trophy wife. Looking at her, I don't think she'll have a problem with that. in order to be a baseball player, you need to be athletic, driven, and have some sort of talent....but to be a trophy wife you'll need to be ridiculously hot, have a good figure that will stick throughout the years, and be able to spend money. I'm well aware just from the pictures that Ashleigh has 2 of the 3. As an added bonus, she's also the "illest rapper around"...MC Whyte. You can catch Ashleigh enjoying the nightlife and having late nite dance parties with her roomates. If those are anything like the movies I've seen, I'm picturing a lot of Victoria's Secret complimented by some Akon or T-Pain. She's also got an odd fascination with the live poultry market on Spring Garden. I didn't even know that existed, but if it does, I'm checking it out. I've gotta see the details behind that. Anyway grab your chicken costume, your bank statements, and your finest phat beats (?)....and listen to this hotties advice.

Tip of the Day

Q: Although it's probably the most difficult part of the date, how should a guy approach you for a date?

A: If a guy wants to ask a girl out, making her laugh is key...no cheesy pick up lines. He's got to be one fly guy...

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Our Top Ten Posts

In no particular order, we're bringing you our top 10 posts in our first half year existence. They've made us laugh, made us cry, some of you now have restraining orders....all thanks to these women. When we started this site, we didn't know where it would lead, or what would ever come of it. Now in half a year, we've got 700 people a day checking out our website! Awesome...all thanks to our readers and our lovely hotties.

Jenny Rae and Genevieve

These two are like a package deal. They're best friends in real life, and we chose them cause they're hot AND because they genuinely enjoyed us picking them as hottie of the day...It was our first week and this whole crew of girls, led by Jenny Rae really helped us get started. They've dubbed themselves, our Official Miss Monday and Miss Wednesday. I've got no complaints with that.

Jenny Rae: http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/06/lets-go-get-some-bar-b-q-and-get-busy.html

Genevieve: http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/07/oooo-she-made-us-drinks-to-drink-we.html

Our First Hate Mail

I'm so proud of this moment. I was literally so pissed off that this wench of a person could even screw up her facts, and blame us....and then even worse....talk shit about our hotties. Un-huh sister. You can say what you want about our site and your personal views on religion and how I'm going to hell, but DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT OUR LADIES! Here's what happens when you do

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/07/what-you-say-about-my-hotties.html

Sabrina

Sabrina made this list for the sheer fact that she's awesome. Seriously...she breakdances for fun. And she's sick at it. One of the few hotties I actually had the chance to meet, I can honestly say that Sabrina is smokin hot and just generally makes any situation fun. Plus she's gonna teach me to cryp walk...which I believe is a much needed skill in today's world of clubbing and barhopping. Needless to say, this one's a personal favorite!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/06/sabrina-twenty-somethin-gangsta-with-a.html

Lauren

This is Lauren's after picture. This hottie was the first girl that someone contacted us about. She went on her first ever photoshoot, and kicked ass. I got to sit in on a little of it, and I think the photographer hated me. Wild shit! Check out the difference here. She's fun, slightly crazy and definitely hot! It's the lip curl I think!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/hottie-had-thighs-like-what-what-what.html

The Mutant Thumb

Oh holy shit...When Atomic Bombshell e-mailed this to me, I was crying from laughter in my office. Literally tears of joy and disgust rolling down my face all at once. I definitely had to throw a Bombshell post on this list. She's helped carry this team. Plus she's the bombshell. Enough said. This column has been fun and entertaining, and gives us some much needed weekend content.

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/12/atomic-bombshells-anatomically-correct_08.html

Gina Lynn

Our first celebrity hottie of the day! Adult film star Gina Lynn. She's got her own damn monster truck....and she a professional in the sack. Is there much more you look for in a woman?

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-pimp-game-proper-my-local-hotties.html

Our First Douchebag of the Week

Awww what fonds memories! Stop the Douchebaggery! These guys NEED to be stopped asap. They make my job harder, cause I'm legit, not some two faced pervert looking to get some myspace action.....I've only got one face. Seriously, I can't even post this guys picture because I think we blew him up enough! Ironically, this was brought to us by the lovely Bombshell!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-not-to-approach-woman-on-myspace.html

Kourtney Lee

A newer post on our site. I just can't get over this girl....so hot. Just look.

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-not-to-approach-woman-on-myspace.html

Atomic Bombshell's Original Post

Like I said. This site wouldn't kick ass like it does without the Bombshell. Plus I just REAAAALLY like putting her pictures up. They don't even do her justice!

http://localhotties.blogspot.com/2007/09/welcome-to-good-life.html

So with all this said, please be sure to stay tuned in the upcoming year. We've already got a few big things planned. We're going to be bringing you more hotties, more dating advice and more partying!! What more could you want? You know, besides that cure for your herpes?

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