Ay, Can I Please Talk To My Bust It Baby Real Quick, Homey

Pamela

Well, I'm attempting to quit smoking today, so deal with me, as this might be below par while I tap my fingers relentlessly on my desk. It's no secret here at Local Hotties that we loooooove, love, love our McFadden's Girls. Seriously, it's like god waved his magic wand and said, "We're going to make this awesome place with beautiful, personable girls as employees, beer that flows like a waterfall, and sports....sports everywhere." And *Blam* McFaddens Ballpark was born.
So today we profile the gorgeous Pamela. This girl looks like fun. She definitely knows how to have a good time, doesn't mind being the center of attention, and looks like she loves to push the boundaries, you may even find her doing Karaoke. Only downside to Pamela....look at the finger. Her best friend is the one and only Nikki, who is still top 5 as my favorite hotties ever and is another ballpark girl. This 23 year old hottie can be found at Philly and Jersey's hottest events....she was a wingette at the wing bowl. She's also a go-go dancer (which is NOT stripping) but when you go to the clubs, she's the girl paid to dance on the platforms and bring some life to the party. I don't doubt it for one second that Pamela can get a party started. This girl looks like a handful, but in a fun way. Daring and beautiful, I can't wait until my next Phillies game. I'm just gonna lean back onto the bar and be like "Pour it here! Right here!" as I feverishly point to my mouth and make awkward faces. Then the lovely Pamela will come along and pour an unknown alcoholic beverage down my throat, and it will be lights out for me. That's how the Ballpark usually goes....and I'm fine with that. Just keep Pamela around and I'm completely cool with that.... Wow. The more I look at this hottie, the more I like her.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your best piece of dating advice for all those Phillies fans out there?
A: dont start of a convo with pet names ie..baby sweetheart mommi ect. some girls find it disrespectful and rude (myself included) just engage yourself in a normal conversation as if you were just talking to a friend.

Ok..so no weird names. But I want to send a message to all the women out there. If your latina, you can feel free to call us "Papi" all you want. Seriously...it may be one of the hottest things ever. Just don't call us Daddy. That's when shit goes from hot to weird.

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I Like Girls...That Like Girls

Ghetto Barbie & Sammy D

WHAT A HOT, HOT FRIDAY! BOOM! Welcome to the weekend, fellas. Okay, so these two aren't lesbians. Boo Friggin Hoo. What good would that really do us, anyway, trying to get tips? They're "crazy friends" who loves to go out drinking together and apparently take pictures in random bar bathrooms. Now look at the pictures, and then I want to inform you that these two met as camp counselors. Yeah, they watch children. These two really are wild and crazy kids. I'd love love love to hang out with them sometime. I have to let these two lovely ladies explain themselves. I can't do them the proper justice. I really can't make this stuff up. All I know is...I want to know where these girls hang out. And I want to be there. It looks like an absolute mess. But those are the nights that two days later (after the massive...... massive hangover) you say, "Wow...I'm NEVER drinking that much again" Here's what Ghetto Barbie has to say about herself....

"Heyy guys this is Ghetto Barbie. Im 23 years old from the Bucks County area. I just recently graduated from Penn State University, and we all know Penn State Girls are the Hottest!! I love going out wit my girls and getting silly. I love dancing when i am out so you can find me out on the dance floor or the stage (Im not afraid to get out there). People say I should have my own reality show because when u come out with me something wild always happens. I am a very lovable girl that loves to laugh and just have a good time. "

Sammy D seems a tiiiiny bit more reserved, but I highly doubt it....

"so about me i go to kutztown university and work at tgi fridays and soncinis pizza pub in chalftont on bikini nights every wednesday! willdd things always go down there i love to party and i am crazzzyyy something is always going on thats out of control every time i go out and i loveee my lifeee ! .. "

And people tell me I should be prescribed to Adderall. Holy crap.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's your biggest pet peeve with men?

GB: Boys that cheat! Lets be honest girls are pretty smart and always found out what is really going on. Guys just be honest dont play games with girls heads! We know the deal and will call you out on it. Be honest with your girl and she will make your life a lot easier....believe me!

SD: Guys who are druggies, liars and losers with no jobs. And also guys who stalk you after you hung out one time they totally ruin themselves!! Creepy guys are alwayss my biggest pet peeve tho.. dont touch me!!!

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