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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Anatomically Correct Dating Advice with Comedian Daniel Ponsky

This week I thought I would step out of the normal Q&A and talk about dating with a friend, Comedian/Actor/Writer, Daniel Ponsky. I thought that together, we could come up with some answers about the mysteries of dating between men and women. Why Daniel? Personally, I find him to be witty, funny and a great candidate for giving the male perspective. I think we covered a few topics during our conversation. First things first,

Atomic Bombshell: So who is Daniel Ponsky?
Daniel Ponsky: Who is Daniel Ponsky?
I'm 33 years old, and ever since I can remember I always wanted to be an entertainer. I have always loved movies and have had a knack for remembering about 50% of the dialogue in most of them.
I love to cook and I think having spent 17 working years in restaurants, night clubs and bars I have earned a decent title. When I was 18, I managed my first restaurant and by the time I was 21 I had managed 5. Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and California Cuisines are a few of my favorites. I can really fuck up some good shit with a Wok and some fine cabernet...Toot Toot!
I left college a semester before graduating so I could become a stand up comedian. lI wasn't good at school anyway. They teach too slow in school. I prefer the internet. It tells you anything you want to know.
Where do I love going on first dates? Shopping! Ameba Records, Target, Cosco, Wal-Mart, The Mall...Hot damn, you can learn a lot about a person by the way they spend their money. It's also a great ice breaker when you can pick out ugly merchandise and talk shit about it. It tells you a lot about a personality when they can talk smack, and one thing I love is a good smack talker. I also think taking in a free softball game at your local park is a fine way to be cheaply entertained. It's not that I don't like to set the bar high when it comes to dating, but like all nice things in life, they need to be earned, so they can be appreciated and not expected. In other words, I'll drop my dime, when the time, is just fine, like good wine!
I love clothes. Shopping is my forte. I don't wear the clothes, the clothes wear me...Nuff Said. I can coordinate some shit!
Atomic Bombshell: Do you now see why I love this guy?
Atomic Bombshell: SO have you thought about what the three things that mess up the preliminary dating stage?
Daniel Ponsky: Sure have. Men are predictable and women tend to forget this. We do one thing that reminds you of fantasy land and you get all caught up that we are your personal Fabio. We're not. This isn't a question of being right and wrong. This is about being practical.
Daniel Ponsky: Let me ask you a dating question?
AB: Okay..
DP: A guy takes you out for a fancy dinner and night on the town. Do you expect that level of dating from that date on?
AB: Is it a first date?
DP: Yes.. Or can he take you to the zoo on the second date and just buy you a hot dog? Would you feel cheated?
AB: Honestly, I'm a low key, kinda gal. I think that first dates are there to make a good impression. I wouldn't EXPECT that all the time. I'm all for drinking and roller skating! I don't feel cheated at all. I like low-key. It's more real.
DP: But if I don't try and show her a little bit of what I am about then if things go well, I'm going to spend the rest of my relationship in hiding. Dates should be a reflection of personality.
AB: I don't think you should ever try to portray an image about yourself that is not true.
DP: Not a measurement of financial standards. You may get it, but most women need that dollar in their face to feel secure.
AB: Money is great. It does provide a level of security but when it comes down to chemistry, it really has to be all there.
DP: For the rest of the dating world, how would you say that you know a guy is worth dating, and not just a way to kill time until someone better comes along.
AB: Wow! It's really hard. I find myself asking "Is this real?" when things are going great and I really like someone. I try to see past the initial "just started dating" feelings and see what they have to offer in the long run.
AB: What about the games men play? Or do you think it's just women?
DP: It goes both ways. Its action reaction. Eventually it doesn't matter who started playing the game, It becomes about who is going to win it. In the end, if you both cant win, then realistically your playing a bad game. I think men don't put enough out on the table in the beginning. They are afraid to open up their flaws and controversial thoughts. If they realized how important that stuff is early on, then they wouldn't waste so much of a relationships time finding it out later on.
AB: Yes, I wish men were more open and honest in the beginning. I think they tell half truths because they are thinking with something else.
DP: If she's hot...Fuck yeah. It's an expression of our interlocked emotion. I know that sounds like bullshit, but sex is a comfortable way for us to express our emotions. This isn't my own thoughts, this is what most men are saying to me. Remember, I'm also a bartender and I have heard it all. The problem is not clearly telling your partner why you are affectionate towards them. If it's sexual then say it's sexual. Don't beat around the bush saying it's for love. Love takes time and patience so it can be proven. Any man who says he has sex for love, is a fucking liar. He has it to help measure his passion for a woman.
AB: Does bad sex or clumsy sex turn guys off? Let's say you're nervous or you're still getting comfortable with the other person and you're off your game.. Do guys really judge performance?DP: Clumsy sex- I love it! No better way to show who you are then to screw the pooch. It shows your human and there is nothing better then having to do it again to prove your worth. Am I right? Bad sex is for rookies and should be checked in at the bunny slopes. I'm a professional, please!
AB: Well yeah.. There has been a drunken moment because I'm nervous and I know tonight is the big night. I think I have my bag of tricks ready then I do something like fall off his bed and into his closet.. What about something like that?
DP: Improv. Grab an accessory and make the most of the moment. If your cut, grab a box of bandages and play doctor nurse. It works. Never be embarrassed. Unless your hung like a pimple or hairy as a Sasquatch. Then you may be embarrassed. The question shouldn't be "Am I having sex too soon?" It should be "Am I having sex with someone I can say I will respect the next day?"
AB: Gosh, he is funny and yet, so wise!
You can check out all of Daniel's stuff including a few of his comedy clips on his myspace page Please take the time to check him out! Thanks for reading!

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Friday, August 29, 2008

She's Gone Country, Look At Them Boots

Miss Jessica

Labor Day Weekend is here...which officially marks the end of summer, and I think I only got tan once. I hate this day. Although we have some good weather left, it's the end of summer. I don't even get to go to the shore, I gotta go to my next door neighbors wedding. Which for me means free booze, and morally questionable women. Gotta love America. Today we've got the smokin hot Miss Jessica. Now a little back story...we had a hottie back out for today. So I'm stuck scouring the interwebs, and my phonebook for a hottie. Then at like 10 pm lat nite, I get a friend request from Miss Jessica. One look at her picture and I was like, "Got it!". Luckily for us, she is able and willing to give us clowns some dating advice. Before I say've already seen the pics, so let's see what this hotties into....

Hey Guys! I'm Jessica, it's Miss Jessica to you ;-) I'm currently a graduate student at Penn State University. I'm getting my Master's degree in Criminal Justice...that's right, I'll be the hottest parole officer in PA someday! I've been modeling for almost 10 years now...currently I'm a Raretoy Girl, you'll find me at most of the larger car shows strutting my stuff :o) I love what I do! I also love working out, shopping, traveling, and spending time with my family and friends!

The body is off the heeeeezy (word, dawg. Sometimes I have to show off my whiteness). The face matches the body, too. I mean, goddamn. Right? This is a pretty good way to finish summer off. Not only is she hot, but she's a grad Penn State. I've gotten into a little bit of trouble in my day, and never once have I come across a hottie like this in our court system. If I did, this site would never exist cause I'd be out robbin' liquor stores, then turnin myself in. But then again, she'd be a parole officer which would mean I'd have to have done sometime, I'd probably been sodomized at one point, and I'd have a tattoo of a tear drop under my right eye. So if you wanna meet this hottie, you're better off going to the cars shows this hottie frequents. I always thought the brand new Mustangs were cool, but when you put Jessica on top, imitating our favorite Whitesnake video, there's just no words to describe it. Plus, she's got some awesome, well thought out advice. Use it wisely, grasshopper.

Tip of the Day

Q: Miss Jessica, what's your best piece of dating advice for Philly guys?

A: My dating advice to guys is to always be honest and be appreciative of your girl! All any girl wants is for her guy to be truthful to her and to feel appreciated and special by him. If you've always been honest with her, she'll trust you and believe in you forever. And guys, if she does something nice for you, acknowledge it and say "Thank you, baby." That's all it takes!

Well, thank YOU, babe.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

So I'm Grindin Til I'm Tired, They Say You Ain't Grindin Til You Tired


What a treat we have for you today! Melissa is a 23 year old hottie coming to us from Philly. Yeah! An Actual Girl From Philly!!!! It's about time one of these ladies stepped up, and thank god it was Melissa. this beauty is a Tiger Woods in the making. she's learning to play golf, and likes to spend her free time helping others. "Fitness is my Prozac" is her catch phrase, which ultimately means, when I'm 45 you can still bounce quarters off of my ass. This hottie seems to have a pretty good sense of the world outside herself...she's got class, personality, and the looks. Let's here what Melissa has to say...

There is quite a lot to know about me... People say I am full of life and I am somewhat of a free spirit. I have a lot of energy and feed off the energy of people, but I do love my alone time. I have much passion for helping others, fitness, nutrition, traveling, reading up on the latest fashion, and just staying healthy. I am currently attending West Chester University with a major in Public Health and a minor in Nutrition. I have always been health conscious and love to hit the gym or do taebo everyday. I care about others and want to do missions some day... I love giving back when I can and hope to make a difference even if it's just in one persons life. I love this saying, "You may only be one person in this world, but to one person you may be the world".

This girl is what's known as a "keeper"...if you are lucky enough to convince a hottie like Melissa that you're the one...don't screw it up. I don't really know how to describe her...she's just naturally pretty. And the golf things pretty hot, right? I'm thrown off, it's not too often we hear that our hotties wanna make a difference and are actually taking the steps to do it. It's quite intriguing....I can't see what's missing here. She's gorgeous, responsible, smart, heath conscious, and there's no flaw. So seriously, take this girl's advice. This is the type of hottie that we look for on this site. It's the cream of the crop of Philly women. The top of the mountain. get my point. It's nice of the hotties this week to show some semblance of class on this site and really help us step it up. Thanks again ladies. And check out the ADVICE!!!!

Tip of the Day

Q: Melissa, what your best piece of dating advice for all the Philly guys out who are looking for a good woman?

A: Guys... ok... please be yourself... don't try too hard because it shows when you are putting on an act. Ladies love manners (well at least I do). Being loud and obnoxious may feel like you are the center of attention, but there is something to be said for the guy who is humble and knows how to approach a lady. I have always been drawn to a man who has his head on straight and respects himself as well as others around him. :)

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

And We Can Pop Bottles All Night, Baby You Can Have Whatever You Like


Oh boy. Hands where I can see em, fella. we've got one of the girls from the illustrious Hot Girl Dream Team, Terri. This girl has seriously got it goin' on. When R. Kelly and Young Jeezy came up with the song "Go Getta", this was the type of girl they had in mind. This 26 year old hottie hails from Jersey (eeeeh), and has at least 3 jobs. She's in real estate, she has a 9-5 doing something or other with accounting, and she does party promotions at night. Terri suffers from what I like to call "Aunt Becky Syndrome" first schoolboy crush ...awwwwww. It's not a debilitating disease like narcolepsy or down syndrome. Nope. This hottie has that intangible Girl Next Door look ( I literally hate calling it that, cause no one in my whole neighborhood looks like this), but there's a certain other quality about that you can't quite put your finger on, and it just makes her stand out in a crowd. I first noticed it on Aunt Becky from Full House. At first glance you're kinda like "all right!", then at second glance and after a few minutes of talking to her, you're like "Holy Shit." But I can't lie, when I first met this hottie, I went speechless. Trust me, that makes for a great first impression on my end. Aunt Becky hung out with the rocker dude, but was still classy, responsible, sexy, and had a bit of a wild streak you never really saw. That may be the intangible quality's that wild streak that you're sure is in there, but you haven't seen yet. She's got a fun, outgoing, strong personality. I'd say that's the best part about this hottie. Her ability to make you feel more comfortable in an awkward situation. I tried to find a flaw, cause I really didn't wanna sound like I'm gushing over this hottie, but I've got nothin. She parties too much? Is that a flaw? Not really.

Top to bottom, this hottie has jumped to Top 5. I say that too much, but she just leapfrogged the rest of our hotties like the Phils did to the Mets last night. There really is no flaw on Terri. Lets analyze..... the face: great greenish eyes (i don't know what hazel is, so maybe its that) good hair (sounds gay, but its true), and the mischievous little smile (always a killer). The body: great figure. Washboard abs, and oh my goodness, the butt. She might have the most perfectly shaped booty I've ever seen. That's not an exaggeration...find one better! I dare you. So to summarize, when you get past the absolute beauty of Terri, and down to the person, this hottie doesn't drop a point (if your like most guys judging on a scale of 1-10) and may actually gain points. She's a hard worker aka Go Getta (yeah, you know it's serious when it ends in A and not ER) and she outgoing and fun. This hottie can literally fit in anywhere, and look damn good doin it!

Tip of the Day

Q: Jersey T, give us some do's and don'ts of the dating world!

A: Do's for Dating

1. Do try to look your best and be on time.

2. Do have fun when dating. Dating is better fun so keep it that way.

3. Do flatter and compliment your date on the way they look and the things they wear. People tend to go to a lot of trouble for a date so its nice to hear it.

4. Be interested and interesting. You will never be bored on a date if you're never being boring!
5. Do tell someone if you are not interested in dating them again. If you don't want to see someone again then let them know that in the nicest possible way you can. This reminds me of the episode of Friends when Chandler couldn't stop telling Rachel's boss that he would call her at the the end of their dates... LOL

6. Do date the type of people you like and are attracted to, no matter what your friends say. Approval by your peers doesn't prove a thing. And wasting your time on someone not for you is just silly.

7. Do stay positive even when dates don't end well. Along the way you will meet some nice people and make some good contacts possibly. And when they go terribly wrong, hey at least you got a good laugh!

8. Do be creative, keep some plans in mind and allow dating to take you to places you always wanted to visit within your own city.

9. Do make dating happen for yourself. Nobody will knock on your door for a date. Dating requires positive action so go out there and meet people, as many people as you can!

10. Do surround yourself with positive like minded people who are also dating. Negative friends will only help lower your own expectations and make you feel negative.

Do NOTS of Dating

1. Never call someone more than once a day unless they reply. Desperation and instability are HUGE turn offs.

2. Don't date the people who usually dump on you. You may be generally attracted to the wrong people but that will not get you anywhere except hurt.

3. Men, never ever be late for a date, even if you have a very good reason. Women should never be kept waiting and should never have to seat themselves or open their own door -Ever.

4. Never tell lies to your date or pretend anything about your life that isn't true. Do not allow trust to be ruined by some silly lie told early on.

5. Never be too available. Being available every night of the week means you are making yourself uninteresting and a possible doormat. Be busy, be generally unavailable and be interesting.

6. Don't give away too much about yourself at the start. People love mystery. Revealing to your new date your inner most secrets on date number two will quickly ruin everything. A small bit at a time people.
7. Never check other people out when you are with your date. When you may think you are subtle , your date will be heading for the door. Have the courtesy of concentrating solely on your date when you are with them.

8. Don't be rude, talk on your cell or get drunk on a date. Courtesy and manners will get you everywhere.

9. Don't ignore safety when dating. Have a cell in your pocket, tell your friends where you are going and be safe. Date at first in well known public places and never ever be pushed into anything you don't feel comfortable doing.

10. Don't give out personal information like home phone numbers and addresses on a first date. There are some creepy people out there!

11. Don't have sex on a first date if you ever want to see your new date again. If you like them and are interested in them, sex on a first date will usually ruin everything. Its too much too soon and is not the way of romance.

12. Never date a married person. They will not leave their husbands or wives for you. Married dating is the sure fire way to misery, lies, deceit, lack of self respect and loss of romance. If you are married, separate first. If you are single, don't be a shoulder to cry on, you deserve far better.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Never Will You Be My Corona And Lime, And I Won't Be Your Main Squeeze


I'm likin' Regina. She's got personality busting out of her bra straps (I couldn't think of anything else you'd bust out of). There's a new fad running rampant across's the "self pic". And I love it. 99% of women who take pictures of themselves in the mirror, or even while they are driving, do so because they know they are hot. This girl's got style, and she's knows it. Plus she must be from somewhere near me cause she goes to all the bars I go to, which will remain nameless for all you stalkers out there. She's got a mischieveious know, one that makes her look so innocent that you have to wonder what the hell she just did that you have no idea about....but it's the eyes that get you. The smile draws you in and the eyes keep you there. Regina, tell us what makes you unique...

I'm outgoing and random. I take an obnoxious amount of pictures. People take me way too seriously. I'm kidding 99% of the time. My socks never match. I don't like normal people. You have to be weird to intrigue me. I love animals. Hate insects. I love sunny weather and the summer, but I also love snow. I'm a kid at heart. I'm a very blunt person. If you ask me a question be prepared to hear what I have to say. I'm opinionated, honest, sarcastic, and goofy. I LOVE to laugh.

It's completely true. This is the type of girl who likes to lick just about everything in sight. I wanted to use more pictures of her, but they all had someone in it or her licking something. The upside to that, is that there's never a dull moment around this hottie. Everywhere she goes she brings some sort of fun and excitement, she's like a very hot amusement park. Okay, not the best description (your not actually riding her like a ..nevermind) What I'm trying to say is that this hottie's fun. Not too high maintenance, not too worried about what others think...just a genuinely fun person. Sarcasm is a trait that a lot of women don;t pick up on immediately, if ever. So to find a sarcastic, outgong and fun hotties like hitting the jackpot. Plus, she knows Joe Bloomfield.

Tip of the Day

Q: Regina, whats your beeest piece of dating advice for single Philly and Philly Burbs guys?

A: Be real. Don't lie. Don't cheat. And give the respect that you expect in return.

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Hey, That's A Pretty Girl Down There. I Wonder If She Goes Out With One Of The Yankees.

Miss Talia

I'm still drained from the ups and downs of last nights Phillies game. If you left early (KAAAAR), you missed a hell of an ending! In short, they won, and I'm exhausted. Onto our website news...don't forget that Wednesday we have our huge party in association with Johnny Knockout Ent, Hot Girl Dream Team, and Philly 2Nite! The parties at Cavanaughs Riverdeck, and it's a bikini and hardbody contest. Ladies sign up, Gentleman, do the same. Everyone: SHOW UP. Today we've got the lovely Talia. She's been a Playboy Golf Gal, been featured on numerous radio stations and print work, and has the type of body you only see in rap videos. GOOD rap videos. That means she's got curves, and she sure as hell ain't afraid to show em off (thank you!) Also, she's in a contest to be part of the StreetTrenz calender, so we're linking to it. VOTE FOR HER NOW, and help a hottie out. It's the least you can do. ( link is after the advice) ....Talia, break us off with some info about you.
My name is Talia Mazzetti and I am currently attending college at Penn State University. I have been modeling for almost two years, and have been featured in various calendars, commercials, and magazines. At the end of August I will be moving to Bethlehem, PA to start my new life. I enjoy working out, modeling, and watching sports, such as Penn State football and New York Yankees baseball.

Great writeup until I got to that last sentence. The Yankees, Talia? I mean, kudos for the PSU football...but the Yankees? Anywho, this college gal will soon be moving to Bethlehem, the tiny town next to Allentown. Best thing about Bethlehem...Erv's. Don't know it...look it up. Talia does enjoy watching sports though, which always helps the cause. I have a hottie sports test that goes into effect every time a hottie tries to tell me she can watch sports with the fellas. If she can correctly explain the infield fly rule, she's in. If not but she can explain other obscure sports rules....she gets a pass. Talia can get a pass either way, cause there's no way in hell I'd kick her out of my living room. She's got a pretty smile, a gorgeous body, and a personality that shines through the interwebs. She's looks friendly, and genuinely seems like an outgoing happy person. Now if we can get her to forget about A-Rod and Jeter for 20 minutes, you might have a shot. No, just kidding. You don't have a prayer, clown.

Tip of the Day
Q: Miss Talia, tell us guys the secret to a good relationship with their hotties!

A: Whenever in a relationship, honesty is always the best policy. If you get caught lying, your significant other will be very mad at you, and possibly not trust you anymore. But, even if you are not caught, the fear of being caught will make you paranoid. Besides, if you are dating someone you deserve it to them to be honest.

A Note From Miss Talia

PLEASE vote every 3 hours for me to be in the STREETTRENZ 2009 CALENDAR! :)

I need you to PLEASE help me and VOTE for me for the STREETTRENZ 2009 CALENDAR.
Its very simple to vote! You don't need to sign up for anything, it only takes a second, and you can vote EVERY 3 HOURS, up through October 1st.

So please vote as often as possible, and please tell your friends! If you let me know you voted, I'll thank every one of you!


*Under 'News/Announcements' on the home page - it says 'Welcome to the 2009 Calendar Search ..." Click on where it says 'CAST YOUR VOTE NOW' & refresh the page until you see my picture.Its that simple! Please help me, and let me know if you voted so I can thank you, please vote every 3 hours!

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girl is hot. She is a real sweety, too. My girl has five cats. I have the worst time coming up with excuses not to stay at her place. It's disgusting! There is cat hair, everywhere. Two litter boxes. And the smell, kills me as soon as the door opens. She has plastic forks for the canned cat food that she leaves in the drain board. Going to her apartment, forces me to see a side of her that I don't like to see. I'm not a cat guy and I don't think you should live in an apartment and have five of them. I don't know what to say to her. I just can't stay there. It makes me sick. What should I say to her?


Dear "Kitty-Whipped,"

All hot chicks have their downfalls. For example, I have a Monster drink addiction so I tend to leave Monster cans everywhere and I try on clothes and fling them in a big pile on my treadmill. I see what you are saying about the five cats. I agree, I think it's disgusting! I love animals but the smell of pets is a deal breaker for me. I don't care how hot she is, you're going to have to tell her. You may even have to tell her a tiny white lie. Take her to a really nice place to eat, get her a few drinks then say "Baby, I have something to tell you that has been bothering me. I'm not allergic to cats, but I think that because there are five in your apartment, it's really affecting my allergies. When I leave, I don't feel so well and I have noticed a few hives." LIE!! That way you are saying, I can't stay because of your cats and now neither of us has to feel bad about it.You can't go on trying to stay in a place that repulses you. One little white lie isn't going to hurt. Please write back and let me know how the talk went. Good Luck!

Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex or dating? I want to hear your pain. Email me at

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Oh Donna, Oh Where Can You Be-eee?


Wow...what to say about this 21 year old Joizey Girl. Well, first off let me just say, WOW. It's no surprise that this hottie is a model, but as I've been preaching all week, what we strive for here at Philly Hotties is versatility. And this hottie is packing versatility by the truckload. Even in her look alone...blonde to brunette, to dirty blonde and she evens pulls off don't even have to debate the blonde vs. brunette thing because she can do both...equally well. Even in her modeling photos she switches from glam, to pinup girl, to cnvas, to maxim model. What the shit. I'm dizzy. I'm done blabbing..let's here what other surprises Donna has in store for us....

i am a model, photographer, designer, all around work-a-holic. but who says a work-a-holic is a bad thing? i love what i do and have had some of my greatest moments out with my girls on the road and promoting. I LOVE music, i have a very eclectic collection. I am the kind of girl you would probably see me on weeknights at the bar for fun and working at the bar on the weekends.

Her jobs are just as versatile. In baseball she'd be a 5 tool threat once you add in the promoting and party girl. It looks like she chose modeling and decided to explore every facet of the industry. She wants to know it in and out, and can explain how all the working parts intertwine. You've gotta respect's that "go-getter" quality that I love in a woman. Don't just sit there and wait for it to come to you, go get that ish, girl. I really can't get over some of these pictures....this girl is fantastic. I don't think I've ever used that word in my life before....except in sarcastic situations. This time I mean it. Just wow. Aside from the hair colors, she's also got an if-you-missed-it-your-gay body. Screw that, gay guys even notice this girl, and then their like "Faaaab-u-louuus!" Just read on....hands where your boss can see em, fella.

Tip of the Day

Q: Donna, Oh Donna, what's your best piece of dating advice for all us single Philly guys looking for a woman like you.

A: I can say I am a sucker for spontaneity. Catch a girl at the right place right time, your golden. otherwise You may not be the best with words, but 9 times out of 10 being confident and actually being the one to not be intimidated and making the move to at least say hi, will get you a great conversation to start. Then who knows you may find your self a date!

Serious note: I don't know where girls like this hang out when they aren't partying...That'll be next weeks question. Where the hell do we meet these girls?

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

You Have The Voice Of An Angel. I Mean, It's Like Fergie Meets Jesus


How fired up am I? I went to the Phils last nite...they wown, I got my Chutley Bobblehead, and had a few beers. Good day. To continue my lucky streak, we've got the lovely Bernadette on our site today. This 27 year old hottie is a unique one compared to what we've had on the site before. Of course she fits our normal gorgeous criteria....that's proven in these pictures. But she bring a unique job to the table...what is sit? well...Bernadette?

I am a private music teacher for piano and singing. Models for promotions and special events. Opera and pop singer. I love the beach just like you! I like running and roller blading. favorite food is pizza, sushi and middle eastern.

Opera and Pop singer. The next Charlotte Church, or Christina Aguilera? I sure hope not because they aren't on Bernadette's hotnesss level. On a scale of one to ten, she's a piping hot 12. It's the tiny frame, the Italian confidence, and the face and body of a angel. Everyone thinks they can sing in the shower...this hottie actually can. Bernadette's got an exotic look, I can't quite put my finger on who she reminds me of. I was thinking a little Kim Kardashian mixed with Vanessa Manillo? Whatever it is, it works. This girl is outta this world, and she's puttin thte brunettes back on the map here!

Tip of the Day

Q: Bernadette, what's your best piece of dating advice for Philly guys?

A: Dont waste your time with someone who your not that into. Save all ur charisma for someone you can picture your self with and when you finally find that person, dont let her go for anything.....

I've tried that before. It's still hard to win her back not being able to come within 500 yards of her. Kiddddding, it's 1000.

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Cause Hottie Is The Bomb Like Tick, Tick


Phils game tonite, boyyyeeee! So in honor of my Phillies tickets, we're bringing you extra pictures of today's hottie (I'll use any excuse, huh?). This constant debate of blondes versus brunettes that rages daily in my....head, might never end. I've always been a brunette man, but these blondes present such an exciting argument. Just look at Elby, the gorgeous white smile, the body that sends shivers down your spine.....let's hear it from her. Elby, what makes you so unique?

I am a certified Personal Trainer and Group Exercise instructor for a local club. I am currently in school going for a degree in physical therapy. I love to workout at the gym and I'm addicted to running. I've participated in many half marathons in Philadelphia and Boston areas. I believe that no matter how high you set your goals, if you truly want it, you will achieve it.

Ok, now when think marathon runner, I picture some spangly Kenyan with legs like a giraffe. I certainly don't think "knockout hottie, with more curves than Kelly Drive. " She's a physical specimen. Personal Trainers are like a gift from the heavens. These girls treat their fitness and their bodies as a top priority (as do I, their bodies I mean), and it's a given that when Elby's pushin 50, she's still gonna be smokin hot. One problem though...technically since she's running half marathons and a personal trainer...odds are she's more athletic than you. I learned this lesson last nite. Although, you go to the gym and workout...possibly shooting around the basketball court, you are in no way, shape, or form in good enough physical condition to play a full game of basketball. Jelly legs kick in at the 2 minute mark. Anywho, Elby's also a student learning how to make your, and her, body a physical wonder. You may need to step on the basketball court and partially tear a ligament in order to get some quality face to face time with Elby. But in the end, it sounds like it's worth it to me...I challenge this hottie to whip me into basketbal shape! (if you know the embarassment I went through last nite, you'd find any reason to get into shape too)

Tip of the Day

Q: Elby, what's your top notch piece of dating advice for socially awkward, single Philly guys?

A: My dating advice would be: Whether your nervous, unsure, or hesitant to talk to a woman remember that a good sense of humor will always break the ice. A good personality lasts alot longer than just looks and charm.

Okay, Elby, so a guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants." The guy replies "Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!"

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Just Another One Champion Sound, Me And Hotties We Bout To Get Down


Well, tonite is good ol' Jimmy Rollins return to Philly. I'm curious to see how he'll be received. Truthfully, I don't care about Jimmy Rollins anymore. I love watching the Phils, but Jimmy's proven himself unworthy of my attention. My prediction for his first at bat is a 2nd pitch pop up. Book it! On to today's Hottie of the Day. Torri should play shortstop for the Phils. According to her, she's athletic, and goddamn, she's certainly in better shape than 95% of our current roster. She works at least 3 jobs, I think, including Bally's, waitressing, and modeling....versatility is the spice of life. Not only is she versatile in her work, but also in her look, which is exactly what I love in a woman. Imagine it, she can go from glamour girl, to sweaty workout girl, to pin up girl, to frolicking on the beach. Lions, and Tigers, and Bears, OH MY! Let's hear more about her, eh?

Hey, my name is Torri...I'm a huge fan of the beach, love to hang out with my friends, listen to music, go to concerts, dance, work out, play sports, and basically have a good time. I am currently a junior in college. I've been modeling for about 2 years now and am always looking for new paid work. My ideal shoot would be something dealing with fitness. You can find my pictures on the Her Biceps website at: If your a photographer looking to expand their portfolio please contact me!! I'm open to almost any kind of shoot. Please let me know what you think about my photos!

Photographers, get at this girl! Now. Do you hear me? NOW! Still reading, dipshit?? Ok. Another thing I like about Torri...she's in fabulous shape, but she's not too big, not too small. It's near perfection. Look at the abs. I'm a novice worker outer. And there's nothing more embarrassing in the gym, then some hottie who grabs the machine you were just on and precedes to double your weight. Then again, at times it can be kinda hot depending on which machine. The good girl/bad girl machine is always a fun one to watch. (aaaaah, I can't believe I just admitted that, but out of respect for full disclosure and honesty, I gotta keep it in). Not only is she in great shape, but she's also a student, which means there's brains on top of that sculpted body. A hottie with a body and brains. And she's not afraid of snakes....tee hee. Where do we go from here?

Tip of the Day

Q: Torri, your best piece of dating advice for us single guys in Philly...

A: The best dating advice I could give a guy is to be yourself and not force a relationship. You want a girl who will love you for who you truely are and a relationship that will last. Make sure that person is the one before you take it to the next level.

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