Our Myspace account has been effin hacked. Bunch of losers with nothing better to do with their time, but to screw up my day. So anyway, I'm working on a little present for you guys today. And hopefully I can find my secret stash of hotties for a rainy day. STAY TUNED..there will be more to come. Oh, and I saw Superbad again last nite, and that movies one of the funniest and most vulgar I've ever seen. They making screwing a pie look tameClick Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Today's hottie was referred to us by a good friend of local hotties. If you take a look at the pictures, you can find out who it was. We are letting her provide the write-up for our hottie, so if it's not as good as usual....don't blame us... haha j/k Marnee.
She asked me to write to you on her behalf...
You may find this Hottie Getting "TATS", doing karate,shopping or modeling!But, behind this gorgeous woman, is a great and beautiful MIND too!
She has always been attracted to men that inspire her...like her biggest fan,and top friend, "Jason", who is a true gentleman and a great inspiration to all who know him!
She loves a great mind, and believes that a relationship should be not a 50/50 ...but a 100/100. How do you date a woman like this? You DONT...LOL...She's soo busy! This pro model is ALWAYS on the go..it took us (Local Philly Hotties) MONTHS to track her down...with the help of course, from our dear friend in philly, Marnee the Cosmetic Magician..who does all of Janelles Make-up and Styling! Her fav and most recent photographers are BKG Digitial and Philly Snaps! Come meet this HOTTTTTTIE at The VBlazin Magazine/Marnee..The Cosmetic Magician Model Search 2007, September 8th at Fuzion Niteclub (at The Penthouse) 460 N.2nd Street, Philadelphia!
Janelle would like to ask for your generosity and philanthropic nature and please contribute to Jasons appearance (by plane) to come see her at the event. You may contact Jason on Janelle's behalf with your donation at http://www.myspace.com/jbljason.
Thank you, in advance, for your kindness, and generosity, and Janelle hopes to meet YOU at the Model Search 2007!
Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?
A: Stop playing games, guys! You call when you feel it's the right time to call. Stop playing around!
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Here it goes... My name is Jenna Nicole and I am a recent graduate from Hofstra University in Long Island. I am currently bartending at PorkysNyc while I plan on attending graduate school at Montclair State University for my Masters in Speech Pathology. I am also looking for a part-time job to take up my time.I work hard all the time but, I party even harder. In college I was part of the sorority Tri-Sigma and we were the hottest girls on campus! I miss all of them so much! I love house music and I often find it liberating to dance to. I have spent most of my summer down at the Jersey Shore at Dijas & Bar A. I love my family very much and my mother is my hero. I love drinking Stoli-blueberry and Sprite and you wont find me with anything else but that in my hand. I love my friends very much and I can sometimes be a lot to handle. xoxoxoxo
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Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?
A: After a guy gets my number I often like it if he calls me the next day. I usually hate talking on my cell phone so a conversation via text message is usually how I start talking to someone. I hate people who call me all day and all night as if they were my parent so any guy who does that I automatically avoid picking up for and most of the time delete. I like a guy to offer to take me out on a date rather then just meet at a bar. I usually chicken out of a first date because sometimes I can often be shy. Any guy who is really interested will find ways to get to know me and possibly even show up to places I hang out. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Today's hottie was born and rasied in Abington, PA. Alison is 22 and now resides in Northern Liberties where she works for Philly2night.com. She's a Preston and Steve girl, which is like a guarantee that she's hot. In her spare time, Alison hangs out with her two dog Bandit and Batman. She also beleives Batman's the best superhero ever. While I may agree that Batman's a cool superhero, I'm going to have to say that he loses points for having the gayest sidekick ever in Robin. Holy Nuts-on-his-chin Batman. This hottie is also a parrothead, meaning she's a Jimmy buffett fan. I've been to those concerts, and they are completely out of control. I saw a shirtless Jon Runyan hightailing it through the parking lot, looking like a drunken bear avoiding capture. No word on whether Alison's been atop the Titty Tiki. I'm guessing not cause she looks kinda classy, but I'm sooo hoping yes. Cause that would be a good one to add to the catalog. Also, if you ever need a 7 letter word meaning "a job done with your hands", Alison can definitely help you out too! She does crossword puzzles in her free time and currently has about 20 of them laying around her house unfinished. So maybe that could be your pickup line. "Whats a two letter word for an intelligent gentleman who's a tiger in the sack? Me." Just cover your balls, fellas. It's gonna be a hit or miss line.
Q: When I get a Hotties phone number, how long do I wait to call?
A: I think you put all social rules aside and call when you feel it's right. That you should wait a specific amount of time is ridiculous, each situation is going to be different and you need to be able to read the girl in order to make the best decision. If you really hit it off I think theres nothing wrong with calling the next day...not at 10am...but perhaps around 6 or 7 to see what shes doing that night. If she seems like the type of girl who needs to be ignored by men in order to feel interested in them then wait 3-5 days to make that call. I think the important thing is that if your confident and comfortable making the call she will pick up on it and in turn be more responsive. Guys confidence is EVERYTHING...if nothing else, remember that. Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
Friday, August 24, 2007
Every Local Philly Hotties Gonna Wind up There, With The Playboy Bunnies With Their Bleach Blonde Hair
Thursday, August 23, 2007
All you dirty little perverts are in for a treat! Today we bring to you our first celebrity. She's from Birdsboro, PA, but it's close enough for me to post her. Gina Lynn has been seen in The Soprnos, Analyze That, Eminem's Superman video, and Third Watch. She's now promoting her new movie "Top Notch Bitches 6", and you can also see her in "Meet The Fuckers" (thats not a typo) Seriously, this girl may have grown up around the corner from you. She's the total package who loves the outdoors, and has her own monster truck. Fo' Real...its got her on the hood and she drives it! YEEHAW. I'm fully convinced that pornstars are just normal girls who love sex and get paid for it. Aside from work, they're no different than you and me. Except they probably make more money. Gina Lynn's also got her own production company. I really think there's nothing hotter about a chick with an entrepeneurial mindset, and a great ass. Look at the body and the lips and the eyes and the smile and the legs and the list goes on. As always....Keep your hands above your desk please. And visit her sites!! Buy her calender...I bought 3. they're gonna be stocking stuffers.
Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?
A: The best way to my heart would be to keep it real and try not to be someone your not, also be polite and you must love animals.
Would it be completely improper for me to profess my love right now? Yeah, it would? Dammit.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
LOCAL PHILLY HOTTIES..Come On And Stand Up, Take Your Shirt Off, Wave It Round Ur Head Like A Helicopter
OH BOY! As a guy, I've realized that we have very simple needs and wants. For example, I want a tub full of hundreds, a tub full of women, and a tub full of beer. I NEED 3 things: Sports, Hot Chicks, and Hot Wings. Now imagine how I felt when I was 12, and I found out that I can get my three simple needs all in one place. Cassy works at my heaven. She's a good ol' Hooters girl. hehe. But let's not allow that to define her. Cassy's a student, lives in Manayunk, and is also a Miller Lite girl. Yezzir! She also looooves to party. Something I think most of our Hottie's have in common (we'll at least no one's told us they were in AA...but that would really defeat the point). I love this Hottie's smile, and her eyes. Yes, really her eyes, mental midgets. Her Hooters shirt looks delicious too. When this Hottie's not busy working you can catch her chillin with her friends, taking pictures (oh my gutter mind!), and dancing. Oh, Cassy, shake it like polaroid picture! And she likes to eat Hooters wings of course. I'll be frequenting there now. The Hooters around my house should be caled Jubblies, cause there all kneeknockers. (PS. Thats not a good thing) Just don't ask this hottie for directions.....she sucks at geography. As long as she can tell me what town her Hooters is in, she's fine by me!
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Hmmmmmm where to start. Kimberly comes to us from Jersey but went to college at Bloomsburg, and can really (really) party in Philly. Now I have to tread lightly cause i know Kim. This girl was the first person I met at Bloomsburg, and let me tell you...what an introduction to the new school. So I guess she's technically like my first college "crush". Wow, that could make things awkward. Anyways..I think the hottest thing about Kimberly would probably have to be her smile...then follow that up by the fact that she's in a fantasy football league. Her drafts Saturday, and she's a huge Iggles fan. Her friends coordinated a beer drinking contest based on Beerfest, and Kim even has her own team uniform for it. Ok, Im thinking maids skirt, with a tight referee top vut low to show off cleave, eye black and a crooked hat that says 69...oh, and hooker boots or red high heels. I don't know, I may be wrong though. In between parties Kim holds down a full time job, finds time for the beach (she can surf, too), goes to AC once a month, travels, loves Entourage (that crazy Ari!), and loves to party. Like can literally drink you under the table. She's like a hot female version of me. Except she's really pretty and has a much better personality than me. Ok...not at all like me. Anyway, this girls a ten. She's got the young, do-able Britney's smile complete with the dimples. Now if we can just find a way to get her into the Hit Me Baby outfit....hmmmmm. Seriously though...add all those things up (she knows sports, she parties like a rockstar, will watch Entourage with you, and has boobies, unlike Sullivan or my brother who I watch Entourage with) and you have one really good looking, really cool Hottie. And that's what this site is all about! Now take her advice, nerd! She put a lot of thought into it!
Tip of the DayQ: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?
A: u know how to win a hotties heart... just be yourself!!! you can never pretend to be someone your not b/c once things start to heat up physically or emotionally the chemistry will fade as the two show their real selves!!! a boy will always win my heart if they can make me smile... whether it's making me laugh, having fun together, or just making me feel special, a smile goes a long way. a guy that will hear me vent about a long day at work or a friend that's being a bitch is pretty awesome too. and of course it doesn't hurt to have deep eyes and a sexy smile... i love nice teeth!!!i love a guy that has a mind of his own and will make decisions and challenge mine. i love when people bite back!!! and of course he'd need to party like me...he has to keep up with my lifestyle ;) Kimberly, your soooo lucky. I was dying to put up the Madonna picture. Especially cause I made the Britney reference. I figured you'd drive here from Jersey just to kick my ass. Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Here's the gratuitous girl in bikini photo that I also oh-so-love. Goddamn, she's really hot. Like imagine just coming home to that. God, life can be so unkind. Click Here to see more pics and dating advice from this hottie!
Friday, August 17, 2007
This hottie comes to us from the Philly area. I was talking with her last night, but she had to run out and party. So, I am gonna throw on this hottie's worst date as well as another. Background info is very tough to come by apparently. Moral of the story for this one. If blackout ensues.... you probably never had a shot in the first place. Sorry bro.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
One word comes to mind....FLEXIBLE. Keep your pants on pal. This hottie teaches kickboxing, pilates, and dance. That means lots of energy for....kicking your karate kid wanna be ass (focus..mind out of the gutter). She is a professional in those arts and is working at becoming a Sensei. How about a little role play...Daniel son. Well as you can see she is a fitness model and is the face of "Ryka" athletic shoes. Yeah...I never heard of it either, but it's a womans brand ...so you better not have. When you are perusing your late night channels looking for some SP on Skinemax (soft porn for the laymen), you may come across her on QVC trying to market her product. I might just take a look to see this HOTTIE. If Leilani was stuck on an island...who do you think she would pick? Angelina Jolie...sorry Brad you are getting the extra role for that film. O yeah and she's a MILF as well..just keep adding up the plusses here. She also likes to travel a bunch and heads to Dallas, New Orleans, and NYC...looks like you gotta be on the move to keep up with that awesome body.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Another Philadelphian Hottie who is real into fashion and taller guys. So, if you have anything in common with the people hangin out by the Yellow Brick Road...you're out son. O yeah, and if you can't handle her having guy friends..see above sentence as well. Pretty much don't be a little bitch...literally. She just finished up at Jean Madeline and will be heading to Temple University in the near future. Sorry..PSU fan that will be there when we whoop Temple's ass in football this year, but basketball..different story. Rachel cuts hair and has some experience dancing. I wouldn't mind sitting back getting a cut while this hottie is doing her thing. WAIT, novel idea! Why don't they have hair salons where I can see a hottie in next to nothing. I'd be spending a pretty penny there. She is down to earth and gets along with mostly all people, so you MIGHT just have a chance.
10 Bucks and your night would have been alot better buddy. Some people just don't get it. Haha.