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Thursday, August 30, 2007


Our Myspace account has been effin hacked. Bunch of losers with nothing better to do with their time, but to screw up my day. So anyway, I'm working on a little present for you guys today. And hopefully I can find my secret stash of hotties for a rainy day. STAY TUNED..there will be more to come. Oh, and I saw Superbad again last nite, and that movies one of the funniest and most vulgar I've ever seen. They making screwing a pie look tame

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

You Gotta Fight...For Your Right...To Be A Hot--tie!

Today's hottie was referred to us by a good friend of local hotties. If you take a look at the pictures, you can find out who it was. We are letting her provide the write-up for our hottie, so if it's not as good as usual....don't blame us... haha j/k Marnee.



She asked me to write to you on her behalf...

You may find this Hottie Getting "TATS", doing karate,shopping or modeling!But, behind this gorgeous woman, is a great and beautiful MIND too!

She has always been attracted to men that inspire her biggest fan,and top friend, "Jason", who is a true gentleman and a great inspiration to all who know him!
She loves a great mind, and believes that a relationship should be not a 50/50 ...but a 100/100. How do you date a woman like this? You DONT...LOL...She's soo busy! This pro model is ALWAYS on the took us (Local Philly Hotties) MONTHS to track her down...with the help of course, from our dear friend in philly, Marnee the Cosmetic Magician..who does all of Janelles Make-up and Styling! Her fav and most recent photographers are BKG Digitial and Philly Snaps! Come meet this HOTTTTTTIE at The VBlazin Magazine/Marnee..The Cosmetic Magician Model Search 2007, September 8th at Fuzion Niteclub (at The Penthouse) 460 N.2nd Street, Philadelphia!

Janelle would like to ask for your generosity and philanthropic nature and please contribute to Jasons appearance (by plane) to come see her at the event. You may contact Jason on Janelle's behalf with your donation at

Thank you, in advance, for your kindness, and generosity, and Janelle hopes to meet YOU at the Model Search 2007!

Tip of the Day

Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?

A: Stop playing games, guys! You call when you feel it's the right time to call. Stop playing around!

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hottie...Put It On The Floor! Philly..Put It On The Floor!!

Jenna Nicole

Here it goes... My name is Jenna Nicole and I am a recent graduate from Hofstra University in Long Island. I am currently bartending at PorkysNyc while I plan on attending graduate school at Montclair State University for my Masters in Speech Pathology. I am also looking for a part-time job to take up my time.I work hard all the time but, I party even harder. In college I was part of the sorority Tri-Sigma and we were the hottest girls on campus! I miss all of them so much! I love house music and I often find it liberating to dance to. I have spent most of my summer down at the Jersey Shore at Dijas & Bar A. I love my family very much and my mother is my hero. I love drinking Stoli-blueberry and Sprite and you wont find me with anything else but that in my hand. I love my friends very much and I can sometimes be a lot to handle. xoxoxoxo

Jenna Nicole

Tip of the Day

Q: After I get a Hotties number, how long should I wait to call?

A: After a guy gets my number I often like it if he calls me the next day. I usually hate talking on my cell phone so a conversation via text message is usually how I start talking to someone. I hate people who call me all day and all night as if they were my parent so any guy who does that I automatically avoid picking up for and most of the time delete. I like a guy to offer to take me out on a date rather then just meet at a bar. I usually chicken out of a first date because sometimes I can often be shy. Any guy who is really interested will find ways to get to know me and possibly even show up to places I hang out. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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Monday, August 27, 2007

All A Hottie Really Need Is A Little Bit, Get To Kissing And Touching... A Lil Bit

Alison Hope

Today's hottie was born and rasied in Abington, PA. Alison is 22 and now resides in Northern Liberties where she works for She's a Preston and Steve girl, which is like a guarantee that she's hot. In her spare time, Alison hangs out with her two dog Bandit and Batman. She also beleives Batman's the best superhero ever. While I may agree that Batman's a cool superhero, I'm going to have to say that he loses points for having the gayest sidekick ever in Robin. Holy Nuts-on-his-chin Batman. This hottie is also a parrothead, meaning she's a Jimmy buffett fan. I've been to those concerts, and they are completely out of control. I saw a shirtless Jon Runyan hightailing it through the parking lot, looking like a drunken bear avoiding capture. No word on whether Alison's been atop the Titty Tiki. I'm guessing not cause she looks kinda classy, but I'm sooo hoping yes. Cause that would be a good one to add to the catalog. Also, if you ever need a 7 letter word meaning "a job done with your hands", Alison can definitely help you out too! She does crossword puzzles in her free time and currently has about 20 of them laying around her house unfinished. So maybe that could be your pickup line. "Whats a two letter word for an intelligent gentleman who's a tiger in the sack? Me." Just cover your balls, fellas. It's gonna be a hit or miss line.

Tip of the Day

Q: When I get a Hotties phone number, how long do I wait to call?

A: I think you put all social rules aside and call when you feel it's right. That you should wait a specific amount of time is ridiculous, each situation is going to be different and you need to be able to read the girl in order to make the best decision. If you really hit it off I think theres nothing wrong with calling the next day...not at 10am...but perhaps around 6 or 7 to see what shes doing that night. If she seems like the type of girl who needs to be ignored by men in order to feel interested in them then wait 3-5 days to make that call. I think the important thing is that if your confident and comfortable making the call she will pick up on it and in turn be more responsive. Guys confidence is EVERYTHING...if nothing else, remember that.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Every Local Philly Hotties Gonna Wind up There, With The Playboy Bunnies With Their Bleach Blonde Hair


Amanda comes to us from Pennsauken, but she works and plays all around Philly. She's currently in a contest for Ashen Phoenix Bikini Team. You can go to and buy calender from her. The Bikini-clad hottie who sells the most calenders wins something. I don't know what, but she'd win, and I'd rather be a winner than a loser. Although, if you think about it, I started a website cause I need help picking up chicks. Amanda's into into them as far as modeling on them AND fixing them. Yes, that's right this hottie can change your oil, tweak your headers, and a bunch of other stuff that sounds like weird sex acts. There's something about a Hottie getting dirty under the hood of a car that's so effin hot. I guess that's why people like Michelle Rodriguez. I mean, really, she's not that hot...kinda bull-dykey, but once she showed she knew how to fix a car people fell in love with her. But Amanda can do all those things AND she's smokin. I feel like heaven just kicked me in the sack and said, "Yes, they do exist." Aman-duh also participates in bikini contests in the area, and does modeling on the side. Remember to vote for her. Help a playette out.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: You have to be yourself. If you aren't, even after you get one of us, you'll lose her. And jealousy is just unacceptable. Men look at hot women. If you can't get over that part, then find someone ugly!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

My Pimp Game Proper, My Local Hotties Proper, So Run And I Will Hit You Like Jeremiah Trotter

Gina Lynn

All you dirty little perverts are in for a treat! Today we bring to you our first celebrity. She's from Birdsboro, PA, but it's close enough for me to post her. Gina Lynn has been seen in The Soprnos, Analyze That, Eminem's Superman video, and Third Watch. She's now promoting her new movie "Top Notch Bitches 6", and you can also see her in "Meet The Fuckers" (thats not a typo) Seriously, this girl may have grown up around the corner from you. She's the total package who loves the outdoors, and has her own monster truck. Fo' Real...its got her on the hood and she drives it! YEEHAW. I'm fully convinced that pornstars are just normal girls who love sex and get paid for it. Aside from work, they're no different than you and me. Except they probably make more money. Gina Lynn's also got her own production company. I really think there's nothing hotter about a chick with an entrepeneurial mindset, and a great ass. Look at the body and the lips and the eyes and the smile and the legs and the list goes on. As always....Keep your hands above your desk please. And visit her sites!! Buy her calender...I bought 3. they're gonna be stocking stuffers.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: The best way to my heart would be to keep it real and try not to be someone your not, also be polite and you must love animals.

Would it be completely improper for me to profess my love right now? Yeah, it would? Dammit.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

LOCAL PHILLY HOTTIES..Come On And Stand Up, Take Your Shirt Off, Wave It Round Ur Head Like A Helicopter


OH BOY! As a guy, I've realized that we have very simple needs and wants. For example, I want a tub full of hundreds, a tub full of women, and a tub full of beer. I NEED 3 things: Sports, Hot Chicks, and Hot Wings. Now imagine how I felt when I was 12, and I found out that I can get my three simple needs all in one place. Cassy works at my heaven. She's a good ol' Hooters girl. hehe. But let's not allow that to define her. Cassy's a student, lives in Manayunk, and is also a Miller Lite girl. Yezzir! She also looooves to party. Something I think most of our Hottie's have in common (we'll at least no one's told us they were in AA...but that would really defeat the point). I love this Hottie's smile, and her eyes. Yes, really her eyes, mental midgets. Her Hooters shirt looks delicious too. When this Hottie's not busy working you can catch her chillin with her friends, taking pictures (oh my gutter mind!), and dancing. Oh, Cassy, shake it like polaroid picture! And she likes to eat Hooters wings of course. I'll be frequenting there now. The Hooters around my house should be caled Jubblies, cause there all kneeknockers. (PS. Thats not a good thing) Just don't ask this hottie for directions.....she sucks at geography. As long as she can tell me what town her Hooters is in, she's fine by me!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a hotties heart?

A: To answer your question... Make me laugh and you will have my heart. I like guys that can teach me new things and be a little protective without making me feel like they're trying to be my Dad!

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Oooh Local Hottie, Oooh Local Hottie, Get Up On This, Pu-Push It Real Good!


Hmmmmmm where to start. Kimberly comes to us from Jersey but went to college at Bloomsburg, and can really (really) party in Philly. Now I have to tread lightly cause i know Kim. This girl was the first person I met at Bloomsburg, and let me tell you...what an introduction to the new school. So I guess she's technically like my first college "crush". Wow, that could make things awkward. Anyways..I think the hottest thing about Kimberly would probably have to be her smile...then follow that up by the fact that she's in a fantasy football league. Her drafts Saturday, and she's a huge Iggles fan. Her friends coordinated a beer drinking contest based on Beerfest, and Kim even has her own team uniform for it. Ok, Im thinking maids skirt, with a tight referee top vut low to show off cleave, eye black and a crooked hat that says 69...oh, and hooker boots or red high heels. I don't know, I may be wrong though. In between parties Kim holds down a full time job, finds time for the beach (she can surf, too), goes to AC once a month, travels, loves Entourage (that crazy Ari!), and loves to party. Like can literally drink you under the table. She's like a hot female version of me. Except she's really pretty and has a much better personality than me. Ok...not at all like me. Anyway, this girls a ten. She's got the young, do-able Britney's smile complete with the dimples. Now if we can just find a way to get her into the Hit Me Baby outfit....hmmmmm. Seriously though...add all those things up (she knows sports, she parties like a rockstar, will watch Entourage with you, and has boobies, unlike Sullivan or my brother who I watch Entourage with) and you have one really good looking, really cool Hottie. And that's what this site is all about! Now take her advice, nerd! She put a lot of thought into it!

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: u know how to win a hotties heart... just be yourself!!! you can never pretend to be someone your not b/c once things start to heat up physically or emotionally the chemistry will fade as the two show their real selves!!! a boy will always win my heart if they can make me smile... whether it's making me laugh, having fun together, or just making me feel special, a smile goes a long way. a guy that will hear me vent about a long day at work or a friend that's being a bitch is pretty awesome too. and of course it doesn't hurt to have deep eyes and a sexy smile... i love nice teeth!!!i love a guy that has a mind of his own and will make decisions and challenge mine. i love when people bite back!!! and of course he'd need to party like me...he has to keep up with my lifestyle ;) Kimberly, your soooo lucky. I was dying to put up the Madonna picture. Especially cause I made the Britney reference. I figured you'd drive here from Jersey just to kick my ass.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Whatchu Wanna Do, Wanna Be Ballers, Local Hotties, Brawlers?

Nicole Elise

I'm baaaaaack! Look at this hottie. She's got the oh-so-hot double name...that's always a tip off she's hot. Think about it. Tiffani Amber Theissen, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mark Paul Gosselar. What? Paging Zack Morris on his ultra sleek cell phone. I'm not gay, I swear. Just thought it was funny. Anyway, this hottie comes to us from Dela-where County. She's 20 years old and is a theatre major at Temple. I'm a big fan of theatre majors, because it means they love their art, and you won't find them doing B-List porn behind your back. Vagtastic! (thats a Superbad reference, not my perverse mind kicking into overdrive) Nicole really looks like a good girl. She's got the attitude though so tread lightly. This Italian Princess is outgoing, and loves to laugh, and make people laugh. Which is good for me, because then I don't have to provide filler with sexually awkward comments (See above Zack Morris reference). But she has a thing for bad boys. So I'm out. I tried to be roughlooking once and went with a "feaux-hawk" and wore like a tight shirt. I looked like a parakeet on acid. Anyway...enough about me...just look, and keep your hands where we can see them.Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to a hotties heart?
A: To hear me, understand me, and be there for me...and of course make me smile no matter what mood im in.

Here's the gratuitous girl in bikini photo that I also oh-so-love. Goddamn, she's really hot. Like imagine just coming home to that. God, life can be so unkind.

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Come On Feel The Noise...Hotties Rock Your Boys! We'll Get WILD! WILD! WILD!


This one's gonna be a little different today folks. Something sparked in my mind last night (it was Olsen twins related). Remember the sites that had the countdown for their 18th birthday. Well, we found a new hottie, who is on the verge of legality. Although, I'm sure shes been roughed up by the suspect a few times already. ONLY 4 days left until this young hottie hits the Big 1-8. O man... well enjoy the pictures of here. Just don't do anything dumb for the next 3 full days and you are money....I know what you were thinking.


This hottie comes to us from the Philly area. I was talking with her last night, but she had to run out and party. So, I am gonna throw on this hottie's worst date as well as another. Background info is very tough to come by apparently. Moral of the story for this one. If blackout ensues.... you probably never had a shot in the first place. Sorry bro.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst dating experience?

A: Well I met this guy when I got really drunk at a bar. I talked to him a few times n he seemed nice so I figured I would go on a date w him. He picks me up n as soon as I get in the car I wanted to cry...he was so ugly. But I gave him a chance neway. The whole date was awkward n he was a weirdo. When he got me home he went to kiss me n I told him no. So he decided to flip out n act psychotic. Never again will I go out w someone I don't remember!!

This hottie comes to us from Doylestown...and is a party-er as well. During the day you can find her working at a Healthcare company. After work....head down to Citizens Bank park, you might be able to land yourself this hottie.

Tip of the Day
Q: What was your worst dating experience?
A: I was asked to go on a date by a guy and said yes. We were going minature golfing. As we were on the way he told me I have 2 free passes. We can either get ice cream or go mini golfing, but not both. Needless to say, I had him turn around and drive me home.
So, I'm trying to figure out what was going through his head before he left his house. Now I know it was....what cartoon and am I gonna watch in my basement by myself tonight... ALONE VERY ALONE!!!
Hope you liked the changeup.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

And Our Hottie Was Kung-Fu Fighting!!

Alright, which one of you went out and rented that movie last night? Nice sets of racks right? Suckas!!!


One word comes to mind....FLEXIBLE. Keep your pants on pal. This hottie teaches kickboxing, pilates, and dance. That means lots of energy for....kicking your karate kid wanna be ass (focus..mind out of the gutter). She is a professional in those arts and is working at becoming a Sensei. How about a little role play...Daniel son. Well as you can see she is a fitness model and is the face of "Ryka" athletic shoes. Yeah...I never heard of it either, but it's a womans brand you better not have. When you are perusing your late night channels looking for some SP on Skinemax (soft porn for the laymen), you may come across her on QVC trying to market her product. I might just take a look to see this HOTTIE. If Leilani was stuck on an island...who do you think she would pick? Angelina Jolie...sorry Brad you are getting the extra role for that film. O yeah and she's a MILF as well..just keep adding up the plusses here. She also likes to travel a bunch and heads to Dallas, New Orleans, and NYC...looks like you gotta be on the move to keep up with that awesome body.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst dating experience?

A: I think that I have always picked guys that were the type to go the extra mile and put some thought and time into trying to make the date go well... The guys that I've dated put a lot of effort into learning my personality, so that they could figure out how to really make my eyes light up during the date, and bring a smile to my face. Plus, I am always game for a surprise or an adventure every now and then. I honestly have only had good dates and normal dates... all good guys... plus I tend to see the good in people anyway, so I always put a positive slant on things.

Well, since this isn't exactly what we were looking for...I will humor you on my worst dating experience. I really thought that I found true love. And you know... True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Ahh the memories!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

It's Gonna Be Siiiiiiiick

Teddy Haldis

August 14, 1981 ~ September 27, 2005
Today marks the 26th birthday of Teddy, who left us too soon to a car accident. Teddy serves as a gentle reminder everyday of how short and precious life can be. Not a day goes by that we don't think of, or miss, Ted. Whether it be cooking "Burgies" on the grill, or just hanging out, we'll always miss the good times we had. We'll always remember Teddy for his smile, his passion for life, and his ability to live in the moment. If there's any lesson I learned from this tragedy, it's to be as giving as you can to your friends and family. Life's too short to hold grudges or let the little things weigh you down. Anyway, Teddy, your in our hearts and our prayers, and we think about you and miss you everyday. I guess if it's true that your really in a better place, then we're just selfish for wishing we could still have you here hanging out. It's a struggle to put into words what you meant to us, but the lessons we learned from you will be with us forever. I'm not sure if this is exactly the most appropriate medium to post this, but it's kind of my way of letting people know to just cherish the moment. Throw away the BS arguments you have. In the end, all you have is friends and family. And I've been blessed with some of the best friends and family a person can have. Unfortunately, it took a tragedy for me to realize this, so maybe I'm hoping to pass along what I learned through Ted. Thanks for taking time to read this. It's just a little way for me to remember Ted, and pass along that lesson I've learned. And thanks again, Teddy. You're a great friend, and we think about you and truly miss you everyday. Just save a spot for us up there. I think some of us might need a good recommendation.


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Alright...sorry I have to preamble this hottie of the day, but I saw the worst sequel in my entire life last night. Do not see "Van Wilder: Rise of Taj"...well for one because i'm going to ruin it for you right now. It is an exact duplicate of the first (not even a camio of Ryan Reynolds). Taj finds hot girl...pursues hot with team of dorks to do well in School...Hot girl has douche boyfriend...Taj gets expelled...Gets reinstated...gets hot girl..and finally...douche loses out. Hmmm, seen that one before. I'm sorry, but that movie was effin worthless. I lost an hour and a half of my life when I could have been having some Me time to our next hottie. Highlight of film: You get to see 3 sets of boobs. Now back to the show.

Rachel K

Another Philadelphian Hottie who is real into fashion and taller guys. So, if you have anything in common with the people hangin out by the Yellow Brick're out son. O yeah, and if you can't handle her having guy friends..see above sentence as well. Pretty much don't be a little bitch...literally. She just finished up at Jean Madeline and will be heading to Temple University in the near future. Sorry..PSU fan that will be there when we whoop Temple's ass in football this year, but basketball..different story. Rachel cuts hair and has some experience dancing. I wouldn't mind sitting back getting a cut while this hottie is doing her thing. WAIT, novel idea! Why don't they have hair salons where I can see a hottie in next to nothing. I'd be spending a pretty penny there. She is down to earth and gets along with mostly all people, so you MIGHT just have a chance.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst dating experience?

A: I went on a date with this guy who was 3 yrs younger then me. He took me to the movies and as he paid for "our tickets".. it turned out to be that he only bought one ticket for himself and I had to go back to the booth and get myself a ticket! I never saw him again. Note to guys: Dont be cheap.

10 Bucks and your night would have been alot better buddy. Some people just don't get it. Haha.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Money Can't Buy Local Hotties, But It's A Damn Good Down Payment

Miss Jenna Jamison

Seriously. That's her name. Don't wear it out, Terrance. Now before you even start in, she won't bang you or fellate you for the quarter plus pocket lint your diggin for. At least, I hope that's what you are digging for. Seriously, look at this 21 year old Hawtie. (I'm biting all the rap songs that spell shorty, Shawty. Doesn't flow as well.) Anyway, this girl is absolutely slammmmin, son! Jenna's a certified party animal, like Spuds McKenzie. She's a college student and loves spending her free time at the beach, and going waverunning. Today's hottie is into all the sports I consider white trash sports, or hick sports to be exact. But it's cool, I dig some of em too. I grwe up country. She likes quads and go-cart racing. And in her words, she likes getting dressed up, but also doesn't mind getting a little dirty!! Hmmm, a hottie with a body and a brain. I think we're onto a hot concept here. I'm gonna run with it. Anyway, Jenna models and loves hanging out with her girls. I've seen pictures of her crew. Holy Shit, that's a hot group. I'll try to get them all on to do a day. Jenna, thank you beautiful for all your help today.

Tip of the Day

Q: What was your worst dating experience?

A: My worst dating experience would have to be .... my ex boyfriend of 3 years sleeping with my discusting step sister, that i lived with since the 3rd grade! She got kicked out of the house and is no longer involved in the family . Of course its called Karma and they both got theres. Other then that I have not had anymore horrible dating experiences since. Ive learned that i have to be very careful with who i trust and give my heart to. Now I am single and having fun living it up of course ! thats some dirty goddamned laundry being aired right there. And I effin love it. Ladies...share your stories...we'll be posting all of them this weekend. Just let us know if you don't want your face used..even though that's a bitch move. If you hang someone out to dry you should at least have the balls (ovaries?) to show your face with it. Fellas, share too! Just keep it straight!

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