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Friday, August 24, 2007

Every Local Philly Hotties Gonna Wind up There, With The Playboy Bunnies With Their Bleach Blonde Hair


Amanda comes to us from Pennsauken, but she works and plays all around Philly. She's currently in a contest for Ashen Phoenix Bikini Team. You can go to and buy calender from her. The Bikini-clad hottie who sells the most calenders wins something. I don't know what, but she'd win, and I'd rather be a winner than a loser. Although, if you think about it, I started a website cause I need help picking up chicks. Amanda's into into them as far as modeling on them AND fixing them. Yes, that's right this hottie can change your oil, tweak your headers, and a bunch of other stuff that sounds like weird sex acts. There's something about a Hottie getting dirty under the hood of a car that's so effin hot. I guess that's why people like Michelle Rodriguez. I mean, really, she's not that hot...kinda bull-dykey, but once she showed she knew how to fix a car people fell in love with her. But Amanda can do all those things AND she's smokin. I feel like heaven just kicked me in the sack and said, "Yes, they do exist." Aman-duh also participates in bikini contests in the area, and does modeling on the side. Remember to vote for her. Help a playette out.

Tip of the Day

Q: What's the best way to win a Hottie's heart?

A: You have to be yourself. If you aren't, even after you get one of us, you'll lose her. And jealousy is just unacceptable. Men look at hot women. If you can't get over that part, then find someone ugly!