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Friday, February 29, 2008

Janita AppleBaum...You Got It Goin On

Hello Gents & Ladies!!! My name is Janita "Applebaum" Styles coming to you L-I-V-E from Center City after being born and raised in Portland , OR --shout out to the west coast! First, I would like to say thank you for even considering me for something like this as a new wife, new birth mom of a 8 month old daughter, and step mom to a four year old son at 26 years old this is pretty cool (I'm smiling now)---Thank you. This is actually more exciting then being named a 2006 Daily News "Sexy Single.”So, this site is about how to land a "hot chick"..?? Hmmm.. So let me tell you about myself and give the fellas a few tips along the way: My first passion is radio as an on-air personality. When I first moved to this awesome city I was on Wired 96.5 FM for three years. Currently, I can be heard on 100.3 The Beat every Saturday from 10am - 3pm, Sundays from 10am - 3pm, and fill-ins---so, tune-in check me out and let's talk music or Phillies baseball which leads me to my other gig! I can talk baseball not only from countless hours of watching ESPN NEWS, SPORTCENTER, and Baseball Tonight but, I'm also a 2008 Phillies Ball Girl !!! It's only the beginning but, I love everything thus far and I'm looking forward to the season opener. Go Phillies!!! This is our year!!! How to get a hot chick
Tips 1 & 2: Attend Plenty of Phillies ball games and look out for my hot Philly Ball Girl teammates… some of them are single!I love being active and in shape. I studied tae kwon do for 6 years and yes, I can probably drop kick your you know I also ran track throughout my entire life and was awarded a full scholarship to the University of Nevada . So, watch what you say because, I can track you down in no time--even after the baby--lol. Trust me my husband still can't catch me in a race--it cracks me up to see him try… poor thing..hahaha (sorry babe) Reno was a lot of fun but, Lake Tahoe was even better especially when it was time to go snowboarding!! My board has yet to touch the slopes this year. You can catch me jogging down MLK Drive , Attending a Taebo class on Bainbridge street or at the Christian street YMCA Helping our 8 month old daughter during her swimming lessons.--it's the cutest thing!! How to get a hot chick
Tip 3: Be active and stay healthy--it's a turn on to see a man take good care of himself:-) How to get a hot chick
Tip 4: Just be yourself at all times. Hey, I also have a tip for the ladies: Be balanced--meaning: it's ok to have the career but, it's also ok to have the family as well…You can do both and still be hot! Look at all of the hot mommies in Hollywood …Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, and Katie Holmes. You just have to make sure that you balance everything appropriately.

My other hobbies include: cooking, shopping, playing video games…I love Nintendo Wii, competing in march madness pools, and traveling to Miami with the family

Good luck in your quest to land a “local hottie” because; this hottie is already spoken for—sorry fellas.
You can check in with me at: for Philly Ball Girl events and appearances; Tune in at to hear about everything entertainment; and

Also, Look out for Janita Applebaum’s Bootcamp coming to the Christian Street YMCA…It’s all about getting your body ready for the upcoming summer!

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Will The Real Local Hotties Pleases Stand Up..Please Stand up


Ok where the eff is Hackensack?? All these hot blondes seem to work at the Hooters in Hackensack. Certainly not Bensalem by me. Effin Bullshit. These Jersey girls are always fun and Jackie is no exception. 19 years old, and hailing from Jersey, Jackie slides into that barely legal category we've discussed before. Needless to day, I'm a fan of this hottie. I'm wondering when the Philly girls are gonna step back up.....these Jersey look to be sooo much more fun than you. Jackie's nickname is J-Bone, which is pretty gangster. Yeah, with an -ER. I've been thinking about my own nickname lately, and I think I wanna go with R-Bizzle or The Aw Shucks Kid. Everybody needs a good nickname. It's your seal of approval as a human. A-Rod, J-Roll, Dre, and Melo are all badass nicknames. So while I go pack u my shit and scribble down possible nicknamese (although by all Man Laws you can NOT create your own nickname), check out this hottie. Oh, and make sure the neighbos went to work before you do that thing you do....

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: If your not in a bar setting and a guy wanted to approach you a simple smile at first would be great and if the girl is interested she will smile back.. and then your pretty much in. If the girl doesnt smile back.. Dont waste your Time. After she accepts the smile approach her with a hey, You look familiar line.. dont use a cheesie pick up line. After the Familiar line just start getting into converstation and ur sett.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

9-1-1 Is A Joke In Yo Town


Apparently, 911 IS a joke in my Bucks County, where each day there's a new story on mishandled calls. Glad we pay such high taxes! Now, when I think of bowling, I think of sloppy combovers, funny shoes, and overweight has-beens trying to relive some of their glory days. Alaina, this 20 year old Hottie, is here to change your mind about that. She was the number one bowler in South Jersey last year. Not only is Alaina taking on the bowling stereotype, she's also interested in becoming a History teacher. Now I certainly don't picture history teachers as hotties. What I think of is sloppy combover, funny shoes, and overweight has beens. Wow, who knew they so closely intertwined. Think about it though, if you had Alaina as a history teacher....would you pay more or less attention?? I'd probably pay less when it comes down to it. I'd like to think I'd pay more cause its a hot chick, but I know that not true. My A.D.D. would take over and I'd be completely screwed. We need more hotties to take initiative like this! Let's find the top 5 job fields that are run by overweight, sloppy combovered men, and lets have our hotties take over those fields! Life would be so much more interesting if there were hotties everywhere!

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: The best way to approach me when I'm out and about is to seriously just walk right up to me and introduce yourself, just tell me about yourself and we can become friends. All good things start with a friendship

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Things You Might Not Want To Do In Front Of Your Hottie

So, I saw this as a popuar story on msn today. I thought we needed another post, so lets see if you agree with their advice. I definitely agree with some of them...

Reveal how much your car cost.

Clean your gun.

Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

Refer to your mother as your best friend.


Check out our assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter.

Question our footwear.

Blow-dry your hair.

Tip less than 20 percent.

Celebrity impressions.

Impressions of us.

Forget to carry cash.

Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction.


Boot and rally.

Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when we hear you raise your voice, we have an idea of what we're in for.

Talk about former exploits. Ever.

Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man.

Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)

Here's a link to it HERE

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And The Hottie Ain't Stoppin Til 11 In The Mo'nin


There's few things I'm proud of in this world. My Jose Canseco baseball card collection, my Jordan 5's, and my ability to party. After speaking with this hottie, she literally beats the balls off my ability to party. Tara is 32 and bartends at Babes Gentleman's Club in AC, and Maloney's. Maloney's is an after hours spot that stays open until.....noon. I've stayed up that late a few times, but I look like a crack fiend lookin for his next hit. Not only does she stay up, but she looks hot doin it! They say the way through a man's heart is through his stomach. That's partly true, but it never hurt to look good while your cooking. Tara can do both, and win over your stomach and your wang in one fell swoop. That's like a female superpower. Her superhero costume could just be an apron. Imagine the conversations, "Oh, (insert female superhero name here), what did you do today?" .... Tara: "oh nothing, made a fettuccine alfredo in my apron and then took down the world biggest meth dealer. The usual." That might make you feel pretty inferior when you can only respond with, "Oh really? I, ummm, shit. I had some lady with poor credit attempt to get a house!"..not quite the same huh. So, fellas, make sure you read todays post with the curtains shut, and take this hotties advice...

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: Approach? I guess I like guys that are funny. Come up with a joke maybe.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Hottie, Let's Go Get Some Bar-B-Q and Get Busy


Yeaaaaah Boyyyeeee! See, certain things should not be picked up by pop culture and used in real life. Especially in Philly, where we have a habit of borrowing from movies about this fine city. Rocky...ok that's the ONLY one you can steal from. But only two lines "YO, Adrian!", and "Take her to the zoo, Rock. I hear retards like the zoo", and of course, you can run the steps. But you don't see me going all Tom Hanks and walking around the streets like a dying AIDS patient, so there's gotta be a line somewhere. Now that being said, the lovely Britt comes to us from Jersey, and is 21 years old. Gorgeous face and gorgeous smile, you may recognize her from our Valentines Day post. She was the one who's boyfriend ran her down with a car. Somewhere in heaven, or hell, Ike Turner just shed a tear. He's no longer the bad guy. She can also be found hitting up the gym, or enjoying a good book. Finally, a hottie who can read. Jk, but there are a few others who are questionable. Thank Britt, because she draws the line for us as to where we can stop turning entertainment into real life. It's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I may agree with what she has to say about that line (read her Tip), but I'm still going to use my "let's go get some bar-b-q and get busy", courtesy of Jazzy Jeff. It's so money, and it doesn't even know it. Listen to Britt's advice, you may just end up back at her place with Bar-B-Q sauce spread all over....

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: Advice should be given to guys around here because they are quite stupid. If I were to be approached by a guy, he should NOT say this, " Yo baby yo baby yo." I enjoy guys with good vocabulary and a pretty smile. It doesn't take much to impress me, but just be real. You know how you can get in my pants?? A funny man; your in haha. And us lovely ladies can tell when your undressing us with your eyes. :) Yea, not cool.

Wait really know when we're undressing you with our eyes? I'm gonna have to start goin all Nic Cage or Horatio Kane on that ass. Constant glasses. No, I couldn't do that...then I'd be a tool. Tool.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Well on a side note today is the lovely Bombshell's birthday! Send her comments, care packages, and your dirty underwear to ler her know how much you care. Or just come out tonite to Glam and Mansion! Be sure not to tell her you love her, but you love the idea of her. Apparently there a huuuuge difference.

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I think the girl I have been seeing has been with a lot of guys. It sounds like I'm being paranoid but a friend of mine told me that she has been around. Then at a party we went to a female friend of mine said the same thing and told me not to get too attached. I don't know how to really address it. I like her. She's cool. She doesn't bitch about anything. I just don't want to be with a girl that everyone has already had. I don't want to be judgemental either. It's right there on the tip of my tongue when I talk to her. I want to ask her about it but it feels wrong. What should I say to this girl?


Dear Paranoid,

You already are being judgemental. You say you like her, and she doesn't bitch and things were fine before you got a glimpse of what may have been her past. It's possible that she may have changed her ways. If it's disease that you are worried about, I'm going to have to tell you that you should be using condoms ALREADY! If it's bothering you that bad that you are now embarrassed to been seen in public with "that kind of girl" then you need to grow some hair on those balls of yours, stop your whining and just ask her! Don't say that you heard it from anyone. Just tell her that you feel closer and you feel like this is the next step. I think now a days, it's acceptable to ask someone about their sex habits, past and present. Stop listening to what everyone else is saying and freaking yourself out!

Atomic Bombshell
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Friday, February 22, 2008

Philly Sports Hottie Phillies Update

While you were either celebrating or drinking away Valentines Day, the Phillies' pitchers and catchers reported to Spring Training in Florida. We are currently about a month and a half away from Opening Day and the Fightin' Phils defending their title of the NL East champions. A month away from seeing heavy hitter Howard slamming balls (and by the way, partied him when i was in Tampa last month.. coolest guy ever), a month away from seeing Utley dominate second base, and a month away from the debuts of Brad Lidge, Pedro Feliz, Geoff Jenkins, So Taguchi, and maybe someone else like Kyle Lohse or Kris Benson. The World's Oldest Man Jamie Moyer is back and so is Cole Hamels, who along with Brett Myers, will be the anchors of a rotation to be filled out by baby-faced Kyle Kendrick and Adam Eaton. Pat the Bat Burrell has the majority of the city wondering if he'll step it up this year, which is the last year in his contract. I guess we'll have to wait and watch. And last but certaintly not least, were a month away from the return of #11, the one and only JRoooooooll (thats jimmy rollins for all of you guys who are girls when it comes to sports)

I'm waiting in anticipation for opening day, considering their season last year, and also the fact that i'll be able to put my dreams in the hands of a philadelphia sports team who will actually stand a chance of breaking that damn William Penn Curse.

The first month of the season features some wildly exciting series against Johan Santana and the Mets, the Rockies, the Padres, and the Cubs. Last year, the Phils came out early limp, weak and uninspired. However, something tells me that the Phils will come out strong.. after all, they dont call them the Phightin' Phils for nothing.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

This Hottie Reminds Me Of Mitchell Goosen's Girlfriend In Airborne

Samantha Joanne

The wiley-man approves. Delaware County is represented well by this hottie. There's something about this hottie that scream bottle of wine during the week. then beer poong on the weekends. Beautiful and responsible, Samantha has an 18 month old son, and is currently in customer service fulltime at a local mall. This hotties also a student at DCCC, and is hoping to transfer to Jefferson soon. JeffNow has been helping mid 50's Jewish men find their acting careers since 2001. You've seen it, the two older guys playing basketball, childishly making fun of eachother. Whatever. Friends and family say thay she's very friendly and goal oriented. A go -getter with a body and a smile.....luuuucky. Samantha says if she weren't in school she'd be pursuing modeling and acting....but not in like a self centered "I'm so fly" type of way, she'd just really wanna see herself on TV. Who doesn't?? Except Webster, and his dad, George Papadopolous. Political correctness of today's society wouldn't allow your son's main mode of transportation through the house be the laundry shoot, and they set Gary Coleman's work for midgets back 25 years. Smart and beautiful, Samantha's another hottie who took time to answer out question. It's not a hard one (no pun intended), but the general consesus seems to be "Just be yourself." Obviously, these hotties haven't met me. I'm much happier pretending I'm Stuart Scott and blurting out, "Baby, you're cooler than the other side of hte pillow. Boom! Goes the dynamite!"

Tip of the Day

Q: When your out and about (not partying at a bar), what's the best way to approach a hottie?

A: A lot of guys just stare at girls as they walk by or make random comments. I think the best way would to approach a girl would be to say hi and introduce yourself. You don't find a lot of guys that do this and If I was approached by someone who just said Hi How are you.. I think I would definitely make conversation :-)

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Here's A Story Bout This Hottie Named Renee That I Met One Day


23 year old Renee comes to us from Ambler, where she's a student and bartender. She's honestly gorgeous. And yes, that is a romance novel you can find her on the cover of. Check it at any Borders. Buy it if your literate. If your illiterate, you obviously wont buy it...or won't be reading this sentence. Romance novels remind me of Fabio coming through in an unbuttoned windswept shirt coming through to save this waning, beautiful woman and fulfill her unearthly desires and make her whole again. Renee has none of the typical problems of a Jackie Collins novel (I'm literally running around the house tryin to question people for the names of Romance novelists). Danielle Steel would describe Renee as an aspiring professional, navigating her way through this fast paced society. She's trying to fulfill her goals, and travel the world, while looking beautiful doing it. Thankfully, Renee isn't a 45 year old, thrice married housewife with nothing to do during the day except read romance novels. If she was this site would have just gotten verrrry wierd. Now, I would describe Renee as a hottie who's bartended long enough to give us some great listen the f@ck up!

Tip of the Day

Q: When your not at a bar, and just out and about, what's the best way to approach you?

A: I am a bartender and I here cheezy pick up lines all day every day and its a huge turn off. I think the best way to approach a hottie is with confidence....but don't let that come off as arrogance. I like when a guy is himself and is not trying to show off to get my attention cause then I just think he is lame. Chivalry really gets my attention from a guy because you dont see it too often these days. Just holding open a door might get you attention. Say you see a hottie in Starbucks, ask her what she is drinking so you can order the same thing. If her answer is short and sweet then just leave it alone but if it strikes up a conversation considering you both enjoy drinking coffee then you have already broke the ice. It is important not to come across too strong because hotties do not always want to be approached while going about thier daily activities. Guys learn to take a hint...if we are not opening up to you then most likely you are bothering us and we are not interseted. Remember just be yourself and dont use crazy stupid lines!

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Yeah, Hottie, That's The Good Stuff


This hottie originially comes to us from Dillsburg, PA. Luckily, she's moved to West Chester where she's currently a marketing major. Imagine growing up in Dillsburg....think that town's named after someone. Tommy Dillsburg? Amy is 22 years old and is a marketing major. She'll be graduating in December and then heading out into the real world. Ahhh, after some research, I've come to find that it's named after Matthew Dill, and one of the biggest draws is the New Years Eve Pickle Drop, and the pickle fair. Oh Amy, I'm not even gonna touch the pickle drop jokes here. Literally, I could keep going with them until you graduate. I have finally found a town that is more hick/white trash than Bloomsburg, where the Monster Truck Rally and Def Leppard concerts rule all. Amy also likes to get dressed up and hang out with her girls, and go out for a night on the town. She also loves to laugh, which is great cause she's got a beautiful smile. Oh and if your taking her out....go with sushi. She loves sushi. Not Genuardi's sushi. Step you game up, fella, this girls hot. Amy adds a little much needed class to this site.

Tip of the day

Q: When your not at a bar, and just out and about, what's the best way to approach you?

A: The best way to approach a girl not in a bar setting is to always be confident and genuine and never say anything cheesy, just be yourself.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Everybody Hates Mondays.....

La Bella Vita

Mondays suck so bad.. I need like three more hours of sleep. Big weekend.. the dunk contest became relevant again, with Dwight Howard supermannin' hoes. La Bella is 21 years old and reps the Northeast. She's currently student at CCP, and can be found working parties throughout the city. I believe she's even Jello wrestled. Now that makes for a good nite. I'm also lovin these new lingerie parties that are being thrown ll over the city. This hottie loves spending time with her girls and loves to go clubbing. You can find her every weekend all around the city,just dancin, drinkin, and partyin like a rockstar. I love Italian girls. They all have great butts and know how to cook. But they can cook good stuff too. Not like Mac and Cheese or Spaghetti-o's.

Tip of the Day

Q: When your not at a bar, and just out and about, what's the best way to approach you?

A: guys usualy dont just introduce them self n sey there names sometimes they do but usualy they try pick up lines tht i usualy dont get attracted too tht just shows theyre trying to hard n not being them self ..

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

My girlfriend has this really annoying friend. Whenever she is around, she always has to be the center of every conversation. She drinks a lot and is always having problems with a different guy. And it's always the same exact story. I really can't stand the girl! She is the only one out of her group of friends that I just have no patience for. My girl always defends her and we always have a fight when she is about to come over or they are going out. I have tried to see whatever it is that my girlfriends likes about her but I can't. To me, she is just a messed up chick that drinks too much and dates guys that don't like her. What do you think?

"Don't get it"

Dear "Don't get it",

I hate to be the one to inform you, all girls have that "Ho" friend in their circle. Some are in closer than others. Yes, they are very annoying, attention hungry, terrible daters. It's really nice that you "tried to see" the things that your girlfriend see's in her. It's a girl thing. You won't get it. Yes, it's seems like it's annoying bull shit to you. Just let your girlfriend have her time with her friend. Maybe she helps her, even if it's just a little bit. I really don't know why we have the "Ho" friend. Maybe it balances us out? Or maybe because we want to help someone? My advice to you is; DON'T LISTEN TO THE DRAMA! Leave the room when she comes over. Let them have their own time when a crisis is going down. Keep all conversation simple and as minimal as possible with the "Ho" friend. NEVER, EVER ask "How are you?" or "How have you been?" That would be asking for it! If your girlfriend tries to tell you, just say that it's "Ho" friends private business. She comes to you for a reason. I'm really not comfortable knowing. Or that it's all too confusing for you to keep up with.

Atomic Bombshell
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

LocalHotties's First Valentine....Awwwww, How Cute!

Gwen G.

Well, it's Valentine's Day. I'm single and that means I'm getting druuuuunk tonite. Come on out to The Roxxy and buy me booze til I babble incoherently and make comments about your mother. As for today's hottie. OHMIGOD! I was actually told that she was too pretty for this site. You definitely recognize this beauty from The Bachelor 2 where she was a season finalist. I hope that dude is seriously kicking himself right now. Gwen is a true beauty. This is the type of hottie you RARELY come across in public. A model, author, and all around sweetheart. Gwen hails from Norristown, but you can find her in the Philly area most of the time. That is when she's not jetsetting to LA or New York. Gwen is definitely what I'd refer to as a keeper. If ANY lucky guy gets a chance with Gwen, don't waste a minute of it. I'm literally speechless. I'm not even gonna say anymore on the off chance I offend her. Listen for yourself, snitches. Hands above the desks and pencils down.....the test is about to begin.

As for me on a more personal level, I am a down to earth, vivacious, sincere, creative, and free-spirited person. I love what I do, and consider myself to be well-rounded. Professionally, I am a Sr. Executive Search Consultant/ Recruiter, matching people to jobs and enhancing their professional lives. People fascinate me, and I love to help. You'll also often find me hosting events- especially for charities, and I love every minute of it. Additonally, modeling, playing tennis, staying fit, and writing and are other hobbies/interests. I have written one book and would love to keep writing. Overall, I'd say I simply live my life with meaning, being in the moment.

Is anyone else getting the mental image of Gwen in the business suit, laying down the law? I'm a sucker for professional women, but due to my lack of maturity, it never works out. I have a charity of my own, Gwen. It the "Get Rob B. Fresh Drunk Foundation" Donations can be made through paypal. Thank you.

Tip of the Day

Q: Gwen, What does Valentines Day mean to you?

A: To me Valentines Day is a celebration of love. It's a day to take the time out of our busy lives to appreciate the one who holds that special place in your heart, whether its your spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, whomever. Take time and celebrate by doing something special together. Valentines Day is tougher and lonelier for singles. It's good for the character though. It makes you really appreciate it even more when you do have someone wonderful to share the day with.

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