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Sunday, August 19, 2007

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Nicole Elise

I'm baaaaaack! Look at this hottie. She's got the oh-so-hot double name...that's always a tip off she's hot. Think about it. Tiffani Amber Theissen, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mark Paul Gosselar. What? Paging Zack Morris on his ultra sleek cell phone. I'm not gay, I swear. Just thought it was funny. Anyway, this hottie comes to us from Dela-where County. She's 20 years old and is a theatre major at Temple. I'm a big fan of theatre majors, because it means they love their art, and you won't find them doing B-List porn behind your back. Vagtastic! (thats a Superbad reference, not my perverse mind kicking into overdrive) Nicole really looks like a good girl. She's got the attitude though so tread lightly. This Italian Princess is outgoing, and loves to laugh, and make people laugh. Which is good for me, because then I don't have to provide filler with sexually awkward comments (See above Zack Morris reference). But she has a thing for bad boys. So I'm out. I tried to be roughlooking once and went with a "feaux-hawk" and wore like a tight shirt. I looked like a parakeet on acid. Anyway...enough about me...just look, and keep your hands where we can see them.Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the best way to a hotties heart?
A: To hear me, understand me, and be there for me...and of course make me smile no matter what mood im in.

Here's the gratuitous girl in bikini photo that I also oh-so-love. Goddamn, she's really hot. Like imagine just coming home to that. God, life can be so unkind.