Happy St. Patty's Day

Well, the days finally upon us. My stankin ass worked all weekend, so the local pubs better watch out tonite! Here's to hoping everyone's St. Patty's Day looks like this....with a few carbombs in between

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Hoppin' Out That Pretty MotherF@cker Like Heelllooo, Hello. Shorty, How You Doooin?

Shorty

*Cough..Cough* Ehhh, my sickness arrives just in time for St. Patty's Day. Luckily for me, our 20 year old, Philly Hottie, Shorty, is studying at Temple to become a nurse. Come take care of me, Shorty. I hate this time of year just for the fact that the weather is so unpredicatable...they give me a taste of spring and then snatch it away.....much like a pedophile with a lollipop. Plus, the better the weather, the more chance I have of seeing Shorty runnin around town...Running is the wrong word. Racing her streetbike is what I mean. This hottie can handle a little steel between her legs...she's got her own bike. And it's hot. She's also a promotional model for Roaring Lion Energy Drink and StuntSteel.com. This is our third Stunt Steel hottie. The lovely Sabrina and Jen Lee Doll also work for this company. Apparently StuntSteel has some pretty good taste. Along with fast bikes, Shorty likes fast cars....so I'm guessing my Jeep automatically puts me out of the running. A hottie with a need for speed. It's like a real life Fast and Furious....with her and her Bike being the Fast ....combined with whatever your furiously doing under your desk. You sick, sick freak. Keep and eye out for Shorty at Bike and Car shows this summer. Her being there is enough to warrant my attendance. I love the smile on this girl. Shorty, you's a ten (Ey) A TEN! So anyways, Shorty, when I'm old a grey(ER) will you still take care of me when I'm pissing into a pan??

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your best piece of dating advice for a single guy?

A: if you want a girl to be interested in you, don't try to be something you are not! if you approach a girl and you are being yourself then if you don't win her over its her problem because if you are a nice guy and just let your real self come out you won't have any issues dating. Also, don't try to hard to impress her...just let things happen!

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Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I'm kind of in a messed up situation. I just let my friends ex move into my place because she didn't have anywhere to go and they had a really bad break up. My friend treated her like an asshole and cheated on her a lot. I haven't told my friend yet. I felt really bad for the girl. We also have started hooking up and now I don't know what to do. I want to stay friends with my boy but I doubt that's going to happen. I have no idea where this thing is going with her. I feel like I was sucked in (in between her tears and her hotness). I know this is a mess. I need some advice.

Sincerely,
In over my head

Dear "In over my head,"

Why? Why? Why? First of all, it seems to me that you have had the "hots" for this girl or else you would not have gotten involved in the first place. Second, you should have never got in your friends business. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship he had with this girl or if she had any place to go unless you had a psychic moment and you knew for a fact, she is the one for you! I can almost guarantee that none of this is worth it!! So she cried and said that she had no where to go? I got news for you, if you didn't take her in, someone else would have! I'm not saying she is a bad person or her intentions are bad, but there are so many other ways that you could have handled this so there would be less drama. I wish I could pull a miracle out of my bum for you. (Well, not really.) You made your bed, now you have to lie in it! Good luck!

Sincerely,
Atomic Bombshell

Do you have questions or comments about sex, CRAZY SEX or dating? Email me at AtomicXBombshell@yahoo.com

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Hottie, Let's Make Love In This Club

JaymiiLee

Oh goodness. This here is a hottie! This 21 year old Hottie is in school to become a kindergarten teacher. I need to find my illegitimate children. They should be about kindergarten age by now so I figure, with the way teachers are looking these days, that I might as well start dropping my little mohawked ones off at school. Mini Rob B. Fresh will be showing up with his mohawk and playground pimpin tshirt on the first day of school. I'll teach him to act up to the point where I need to have "afterschool conferences" with his teachers, but not so much that they put him in the helmets only class. Anyway, JaymiiLee is reppin Philly today. She's a free spirit who's outgoing and loves to have a good time. Enjoying life is one of her top hobbies along with drinking Miller Lite 40's, although I myself am partial to Hurricane. That's proof that she really is from Philly. JaymiiLee, tell them somethin' they don't already know about you....

I'm a total dork to tell you the truth. you cant be too serious about life. I do whatever it takes to be anxiety free! I love art, music, i'm totally boy crazy (I know, I know) cant help it... i'm in college to be a kindergarten teacher! I love to go downtown to the bars.. but you will be surprised to know that Ive never been to a club! I really want to go!

Ok...let's go to the club and make like the new Usher song. I like the fact that JaymiiLee does'nt take anything too seriously. She fun, gorgeous, and always down for a good time. This right here is a winner.

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your best piece of dating advice for a single guy?

A: get to know the girl as a "friend" first.. less pressure on both of you, and the relationships usaully will work out a hell of alot better! you dont want to be with this "awesome" chick just to find a month later you scored with a total lunatic!

Speak for yourself JaymiiLee. At this point, I'm willing to score with just about anything.

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Ms. Heather Just don't know....DAMMMMMNNN

Heather

This hottie comes to us from Media, PA. She is the blonde bombshell with the blue eyes to follow. You can't get much better fellas...no really you can't. She works at Kildares (I'm assuming the one in Media) and have favorite sport is obviously football, since she watches it while she works. Sign me up for a table at Kildares anytime Heather is going to be working. I'll be sure to piss away all my money away on bad betting and being a sucker for massive amounts of drinks from the hot bartender. I guess it's better than paying 80,000 for hookers, who would do such a thing...hmmmmmm. Make sure you go visit her...you may have a chance like me...well nope.



She is also very confident and outgoing and loves to meet new people and have a good time. Her son is the most important part of her world and her friends and family mean just as much. So, stop drooling over yourself and take a listen to her concise yet sound advice, suckas.

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??

A: Best advice is be yourself, and if at any point someone makes you feel it's not good enough, walk away. Because they are the ones who aren't <3

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1 and 2 and 3 and 4, And Get Them Sit-Ups Right, And Tuck Your Tummy Tight

Nancy

Jersey's back on the map with the lovely Nancy. An aspiring model this 24 year old hottie has figured out what could quite possibly be the new workout fad hitting the streets this year. The Wii workout plan. Seriously...pop in Wii tennis, Tiger Tiger Woods y'all, or even Wii Bowling to work different muscle groups. Don't believe me?? Look at Nancy's abs. Boy, I must be pissing on your parade...all those hours spent in the gym, the unnecessary grunting (ARRRRGHHH), and the fashionable spandex clothing on some of you fellas. And all you really had to do was drink a beer and play some Wii. The fact that Nancy loves to play Wii makes her a winner to begin with, but you add in the looks and you've got a Hottie of the Day on your hands. Nancy tell 'em what else you do...

Hello, my name is Nancy and I'm your typical Jersey girl. I have been trying to get into modeling now for about a year and a half and I have definitely been enjoying being in front of the camera. I'm an artsy girl and ridiculously book smart. Such a nerd. LOL. I love everything from going to bars to sitting at home playing Nintendo Wii with the hubby.

She can drink, plays Wii, and models.....TRIPLE THREAT!

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??

A: Guys be yourself. No one likes a show off. A sense of humor is a must and definitely pay attention. Its the little things that count. Looking at her when shes talking to you and holding doors makes all the difference. Do it bc you want to not bc you feel you have to. Oh and make sure you can hold a conversation.

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Hottie Can I, Just Pardon My Manners

MK

Here we have it fellas.....Italian beauty comin at ya. MK is from Philly but you can find her spending a lot of her summer time in AC and on the beach. Why is it the Jersey girls all come to Philly and the Philly girls all go to AC?? She claims to be unlucky in love....sick of dealing with the "buts" of the world. "Well, MK, you're cute and cool, but....". Forget that, there's a quality to this hottie that I love. It's kinda of like the girl who lived down the road...always hung out, then one day you woke up and she was hot. What do you do then? If your me, you ignore her completely, except for when you ring and run her house. Smooth, I know. What do you expect from a 12 year old kid? There's also a level of class MK brings to the table. Don't expect to hit the town in your finest Camo shorts and t shirt..do it up, son. How can you win this hottie's heart?? Just be yourself and make her laugh. That's all she wants. She claims to be one of the guys, but none of my buddies look like this. And they probably have much larger drinking and gambling problems. MK, you tell it well....let them know about you, hun.

Im outgoing, cute, loves to laugh and be goofy at times, very outgoing. have noo trouble meeting new friends. I like to travel, read, tv show LOST, my job, the BEACH, long walks off a short pier jk... lol... Umm I dunno i like to go out and have fun with friends, working out, going out to dinner... TRY TO LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST, AND NEVER TAKE ANYONE OR ANYTHING FOR GRANTED. LOVVEEEE PETS...

Tip of the Day

Q: What is your absolute best piece of dating advice for guys??
A: well i believe that if you can make a girl laugh you can have her eating out of palm of their hands, dont try to hard just be themselves. I am single and its soo hard dating, im about to go on the bachelor for shits and giggles... I dont know every guy says same thing im cool BUT..... I HATE THE BUTS.... Lots of guys think of me as a friend... i dunno.. sometimes i wish i was born a guy. Who knows

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