Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Lind-Z


MEEEEE-YOW.......this local hottie comes to us from B-E-A-U-tiful Bucks County. Uncensored indeed. Beware, fellas, the innocent look wears off quick.

Lind-Z's tip of the day:
Q: How do I approach a hottie like yourself?

A: Whatever you do be smooth. If you can, compliment her on her eyes or her smile without being cheesy about it. Forget the lines and bring your game. Women crave attention. Try to keep your eyes locked on her and hang on her every word without looking creepy and seeming like a weird stalker. Buy her a drink. Try to refrain from staring at her breasts. If you really can’t dance, then don’t. The last thing you want to do is make a complete ass out of yourself. Women like a challenge, so if you seem like you could live without her she’ll totally dig it. It’ll make her want you even more and she’ll want to make you feel like there is no way you could go a day without her. Be polite about asking for her number and whatever you do, do not ask her to go home with you that night. A hot girl with class that is hard to get would never go home with a guy on the first night.