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Thursday, June 28, 2007

BabyGirl So Major, They Should Front Page Her


So we did. Bristol What?! TONGUE RING ALERT!!! This Hottie works with children during the day, but her real love is dancing. Before you ask, it's the non-naked type, fellas. She's taken jazz, tap, ballet and recently tried out for the Philadelphia Kixx dance team. Too bad she didn't make it.....Maybe they coulda sold a few tickets. Limber, graceful, and hot....this could be your dream girl.....oh and again, TONGUE RING ALERT!!! That leads me to believe there's a certain level of freakiness in this Hottie. Similar to the way the lower back tattoo makes me think sex too. No info on if she's packin that too. I'm a big fan of today's Hottie. Pretty smile, bangin body, and limber. Triple Threat! TONGUE RING ALERT!!!! Sorry big fan of those too.

Tip of the Day

Q: What can a guy do to get past a first date with a Hottie like you?

A: To start off I have to be attracted to them. I love guys with dark hair and light eyes so if thats you have a good chance at a second date. They deffinately have to be mature. I can't stand guys who act immature it's a big turn off to me. Basically just be yourself and don't try to be a big tough guy. Don't use pick up lines I hate that. We have to have good conversation. I can't be on a date with someone and just sit there in silence. Don't talk about sex or ask me about my sex life. You deffinately won't get a second date then. Show me that your interested in me and getting to know me. If your a liar, cheater, or the player type don't even think about approching me because i'm not interested.

"There's an important phrase that we use here and I think it's time you all learned it. "Act as if". Do you understand what that means? Act as if you are the f*cking president of this firm. Act as if you have a nine inch cock. Act as if. "


BillyWarhol said...

Thass Hot!!!!!


Lori said...

The girl is not so bad,,,the trashy kenso basement she's sitting in makes me think she is imprisoned in hell not hot at all!