Thursday, November 15, 2007
Trenton Makes, The World Takes. We're plucking this hottie out of Trenton and transporting her straight to your hearts....(awww). Linny's 22 years old and she works for the Townships personnel dept. I won't tell you which township, because I know at least 2 of you will be down there filling out applications. Today's hottie is a sports enthusiast, who loves playing soccer, which means she's well conditioned. So you better start doing your little windsprints now in hopes of keeping up with her. Lord knows I can't. I can't even pretend to. An added bonus to this hottie, (which I'll add is the hottest trait you can have as a woman), is that she's really good at drinking games. You wouldn't even have to explain that you wanna play with your buddy just cause you like to win. Now you have a hot woman, AND a hot beer pong partner. Admit it, sincing next to your buddy Mikey, throwing ping pong balls at cups isn't the best way to spend a Friday night. BUUUUT stand next to Linny, and its a great way. You can find Linny and her hot, hot crew out and about in Old City every weekend, generally having a blast or trying to make people smile. She's like Kiddie City, Turn that frown upside down! Don't play like you don't know that. And if you really don't and your at least...lets say 21....it's probably cause you grew up ghetto. Not IN the ghetto...just ghetto. I'm inviting this hottie to our party, so you may wanna stop in and see exactly what these ladies are working with.
Tip of the Day
Q: Whats the best way to approach hottie, who is with a group of her hottie friends?
A: The best way a guy should approach a girl, in my opinion is when he comes up to you and says "i would especially like to buy YOU and your friends a drink". It's a good line, its mature and man enough. Thanks :)
Posted by Rob B. Fresh at 9:50 AM