Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Two magic words.... nineteen and blonde. Two more words...Barely Legal. Hands up, pocket pumper. Philly born and bred, this hottie is here to save the day. I'm soooo diggin' the tattoo's and the piercings. She has such an innocent look to her. Jillian will give you space if your her boyfriend. NICE. She doesn't want you to cling onto her and be all overprotective and shit. She's got a set of parents at home. And if you don't micromanage her lifestyle, she won't micromanage you. You know what I mean...like the boss who wants a complete rundown of all your days activities, starting from 8am-5pm..what you ate for lunch, bathroom breaks, Internet porn breaks, etc...VAGTASTIC!! So that means guys night out is still fun, no constantly checking texts, making calls, arguing with the girlfriend in a whole other part of the state. None of that bullshit my friends can't seem to avoid. She'll trust you and you trust her. Although, if I had a girl like this at home, I'd rarely be going out with the boys. I'd rarely wanna leave the house. I need to know what the lip piercing is for...or at least what the ladies say it's for...I'm guessing decoration? I hear Blonde is the new pink. Girls like this make me thankful I'm not a gay. ..I'm just sayin
Tip of the Day
Q: What is your ideal first date?
A: For my ideal first date I'd like a little romance, maybe a nice dinner to talk and get to know eachother a little bit, but too much is just not for me. Maybe after dinner we can hit up a club or party somewhere fun! And also no gifts on the first date for me. If someone shows up with gifts and its just a first date I'll feel as if they are trying to buy me with money and that is just not happening, although they can be acceptable on the second =]
So wine and dine...and then take her out and get her druuuuuuuuuuuunk! Easy enough on the instructions. Now the execution is where you could potentially look like a spaz.
Posted by Rob B. Fresh at 7:30 AM