Wednesday, January 30, 2008
One of the things I like about our site, is that we get tips from Hot, Hot women on how to pick up these Hot, Hot women. Today's an exception....I'm going to say that you (me,your IT work buddy, and your friend named Fats) have got NOOOOOO shot on this one fellas. None. Not a prayer. Sorry, Fellllla. Samantha is reppin Center City, baby. The hottest ones come from PHILLY, boyeeeeee. Do yourself a favor and take this hottie's tip and apply it on someone in your league. She's successful, passionate, smart, hot, and on and on....In the immortal words of The Swayze, "She's outta my leeeeeeeeeague" Don't hate on the Swayze, I bet he could pick up this hottie during his Roadhouse days, just not YOU. You don't have Roadhouse and Dirty Dancing under your belt. Samantha's like a superhuman...more advanced than you..like ET. I guess all this 80's nostalgia is comin back due to the news of a possible New kids comeback. I'll shut up. I sound ridiculously flamboyant today...Swayze, Roadhouse, Flavor Flav, New Kids....wtf? Samantha...please?
MODEL ACTRESS SINGER OF JAZZ AND BROADWAY AND SMALL BUSINESS OWNER. I RUN A PRINCESS PARTY BUSINESS THE "SWEET 16 OF MTV" FOR LITTLE GIRLS. SO I'M PRETTY MUCH A PROFESSIONAL PRINCESS. I LOVE TO GO OUT FOR FUN SEEK ADVENTURE HATE NEGATIVITY. MY GIRLFRIENDS AND FAM ARE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO ME, GUYS INCLUDED. YOUR TRUE FRIENDS U CAN COUNT ON UR HAND YOUR ACQUAINTANCES NEVER ENDING. I LIKE TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND I LIKE TO SIT AND RELAX IN ALONE SOMETIMES JUST DEPENDS ON MY MOOD. I TEND TO GO FOR THE GUYS THAT ARE THE CHALLENGE AND END UP HEARTBROKEN OR JUST BORED IF THEY AREN'T ENOUGH SO IM STAYING SINGLE FOR AWHILE U COULD SAY UNLESS SOME VALIANT ATTRACTIVE PRINCE RESCUES ME..LOL I'M A GIVER BUT LOVE TO BE SURPRISED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. I GUESS IF U WERE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME U WOULD SAY .. SHE'S IN A FUNNY WAY BIPOLAR BARBIE NEVER BORING OR DULL SOMETIMES INTIMIDATING BUT ALWAYS MAKING SURE EVERYONE HAS A SMILE ON THEIR FACE ... A HEALER A HELPER A PARTIER A GIVER TOO MANY WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS BUT ENOUGH TO SAY .. I LIVE MY LIFE WITH THIS : EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON AND U ONLY LIVE LIFE ONCE SO IF U KEEP LOOKIN IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR ULL NEVER MOVE FORWARD. FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAYS
See, Dick? Out of your league. Too Beautiful, Too Ambitious.....WAIT! If I think that, and you think that...how many other guys who run into her think that? If you plan on approaching this beauty, you better have some ambition hangin around. And check out the picture of her and Bombshell!!! Bombshell, do work, lady! DO WORK! Hook me up....riiiiiiight. I couldn't even get this hottie with a referral letter from THE Atomic Bombshell...who by the way is the hottest Dating Columnist EVER!!
Tip of the Day
Q: If you wanted a perfect gift for Valentine's day...what would it be?
A: PERFECT VALENTINES GIFT: A HOMEMADE CARD A BOX OF ROCHERE CHOCOLATES IT COMES FROM THE HEART VS HALLMARK THEN A NICE DINNER FOLLOWED BY SPONTANEOUS ENDEAVOR OF SOME SORT... GENTS ITS ON U...I LIKE CREATIVITY
Posted by Rob B. Fresh at 8:57 AM