Thursday, May 8, 2008
Lil Miss Chrissy
Waddup, suckas? Another horrible day here...rain ALLLLL day. How the hell am I supposed to enjoy the sundresses when it rains? Today, we've got the lovely Lil Miss Chrissy. A 27 year old self proclaimed "retail whore" who comes to us from Blue Bell. Montgomery County breeds em well up there. It's the smile on Chrissy that gets me. A pretty smile can disarm me faster than a kick to the sac.
for my hobbies, I'm really into cooking..I can cook a mean baked macaroni and cheese from scratch. I work out a lot, it's a good way to destress myself, and I'm also studying Ayurveda. Sleep is also one of my most favorite hobbies. I collect pin-up art, and anything with giraffes.
I like to go out with my friends and go dancing or drinking or cause debauchery. I never want a party to end and always like to be the last one standing. I think my friends would say I'm the funny, silly one in the group. I like making people laugh.
Right now I work for Charlotte-Russe, but in the fall I'm going to go to Magnolia School of Beauty to get my esthetician's license so I can become a make-up artist
Ayurveda? What? Google this...I just did, and I might actually be more confused as to what it is. Maybe someone should pass it on to Britney Spears. I mean, that trainwreck can use anything we can toss at her these days. I'm also wondering about the giraffe thing. I'm getting this scary mental image of walking into a bedroom and seeing about 500 stuffed giraffes staring at me. Who knows, maybe it would be like a really quiet audience. Listing sleep as one of your hobbies is perfect, cause I definitely love to sleep. Like constantly. If I didn't think my boss would read this, I'd probably admit to sleeping at my real job. But of course that would be completely unprofessional? Also, I would definitely love to see Lil Miss Chrissy out and about. Women who can make a guy laugh are few and far between. And women who can out drink a guy are reaaaaally tough to find. Drink up, LMC....thanks for all your help!
Tip of the Day
Q: LMC, what's your best piece of dating advice for those single schleps in Philly?
A: My best piece of dating advice for a single guys is always treat a woman with respect... even if all you see is a piece of ass. We ladies like to be the only girl in the room that has your attention, we want to be special to you.
Oh always give me a challenge, it's no fun if I can walk all over you, always play a little hard to get..it's sexy..
Posted by Rob B. Fresh at 9:50 AM