Nikki Jean Is Not My Lover....She's Just a Hottie

Nikki Jean

Rarely do I beg for a hottie to be on this site....rarely. I can name like 3 or 4. This girl I really reaaaaaally wanted on our site. And that was BEFORE she got ummmm...digitally enhanced. People ask me..."What made you guys start THAT site?" like it has the AIDS, and I tell them..."I was sick of missing chances to talk to fly honeys at the bar." And yes I say fly honeys, for comic effect. Simple. I want to learn how to meet women like this. Beauty, brains, boobs, booty...etc. Complete package. The girl next door looks with Girls Next Door body. I'm smitten...(infatuated, not extra mittens). Approach this hottie with caution. Her family is very militarily involved. I can deal with dad's with shotguns and tobacco...but dad's with M-16's and an uncle with a fighter jet, both with military backgrounds..... Effff that. 23 years old and reppin the dirty Jerz, this hottie's more interesting than the gap between Michael Strahan's teeth, which is very interesting considering it grows at the same rate as Strahan's forehead. Eli "Not Peyton" Manning should drop his woman and go on the prowl in South Jersey. Nikki Jean is a makeup artist and hairstylist by day, and a model by night. Family and friends are important...so identify the big friend early, and constantly have a bag of combos in your back pocket to avoid the C-Block. *Hint* toss one combo at a time...that way you don;t run out of ammo early. Honestly though, her friends are hot too. This girl is what our site is supposed to be about. It's what I've dreamed it would be about. Thanks Nikki.

Tip of the Day

Q: If you wanted a sexy/romantic gift from a guy...what would it be?

A: I THINK A SEXY/ROMANTIC GIFT FROM A GUY WOULD BE TO TAKE ME OUT TO A VERY NICE RESTAURANT IN THE CITY, ROSES, AND EVEN JEWELERY (I GUESS IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW LONG YOUR WITH THAT PERSON)....